Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1242401 times)

Huff · « **Reply #2160 on:** July 10, 2012, 01:12:02 AM »

just sneak into his room while him and the catholic are having sex. then sex both of them.

film it

BlackMage · « **Reply #2161 on:** July 10, 2012, 01:12:38 AM »

Quote from: Huff on July 10, 2012, 01:12:02 AM

just sneak into his room while him and the catholic are having sex. then sex both of them.

film it

sexiest porno ever.

Himu · « **Reply #2162 on:** July 10, 2012, 01:14:38 AM »

i dunno man, if she's a hardcore catholic maybe she doesn't believe in pre-marital sex and I'll have to wait to share a bed with BM?

BlackMage · « **Reply #2163 on:** July 10, 2012, 01:16:05 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 10, 2012, 01:14:38 AM

i dunno man, if she's a hardcore catholic maybe she doesn't believe in pre-marital sex and I'll have to wait to share a bed with BM?

she'll film us

Huff · « **Reply #2164 on:** July 10, 2012, 01:18:29 AM »

if your filming from the closest, make sure to cover the camera's blinking red light so she doesn't see it

that never ends well

Himu · « **Reply #2165 on:** July 10, 2012, 01:19:12 AM »

brb getting notes

Bebpo · « **Reply #2166 on:** July 10, 2012, 01:23:10 AM »

Quote from: Huff on July 10, 2012, 01:08:49 AM

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 10, 2012, 12:54:44 AM
link her to some catholic article about birth control and catholics saying stupid shit about it. say "this just popped up in my twitter feed, I know you're Catholic so I was curious if you had a rebuttal, what do you think?" and that's pretty easy given this has gone viral. link to that dummy site for dummies made for dummies and see what she thinks.

bringing up birth control before a first date is totally not an awkward thing to do

FatalT · « **Reply #2167 on:** July 10, 2012, 02:21:22 AM »

Go to an amusement park, meet two girls who claim they're 17. Ride roller coasters with them and talk to them all day. Get a voice mail on your phone from one of the girls' mother saying to stay away from her 15 year old daughter.

Fail.

Go to a bar with an old co-worker and her friend. Chat up her friend, Facebook friend each other. The next day, the friend deletes you from her Facebook and blocks you.

Fail.

Time to go gay!

chronovore · « **Reply #2168 on:** July 10, 2012, 02:25:23 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on July 10, 2012, 12:27:17 AM

and my ex keeps fucking texting me.. ugh

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 10, 2012, 12:33:10 AM

ignore the ex, block her

DING DING DING!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2169 on:** July 10, 2012, 02:39:01 AM »

Quote from: FatalT on July 10, 2012, 02:21:22 AM

Go to an amusement park, meet two girls who claim they're 17. Ride roller coasters with them and talk to them all day. Get a voice mail on your phone from one of the girls' mother saying to stay away from her 15 year old daughter.

Fail.

Go to a bar with an old co-worker and her friend. Chat up her friend, Facebook friend each other. The next day, the friend deletes you from her Facebook and blocks you.

Fail.

Time to go gay!

17yo girls, wat. What's the age of consent in your state breh. I'd feel way too weird macking on 17yo chicks even if it was legal in Michigan

FatalT · « **Reply #2170 on:** July 10, 2012, 03:02:51 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2012, 02:39:01 AM

Quote from: FatalT on July 10, 2012, 02:21:22 AM
Go to an amusement park, meet two girls who claim they're 17. Ride roller coasters with them and talk to them all day. Get a voice mail on your phone from one of the girls' mother saying to stay away from her 15 year old daughter.

Fail.

Go to a bar with an old co-worker and her friend. Chat up her friend, Facebook friend each other. The next day, the friend deletes you from her Facebook and blocks you.

Fail.

Time to go gay!

17yo girls, wat. What's the age of consent in your state breh. I'd feel way too weird macking on 17yo chicks even if it was legal in Michigan

14. I kid you not. They looked older though...and stuff.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2171 on:** July 10, 2012, 03:20:23 AM »

Quote from: FatalT on July 10, 2012, 03:02:51 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2012, 02:39:01 AM
Quote from: FatalT on July 10, 2012, 02:21:22 AM
Go to an amusement park, meet two girls who claim they're 17. Ride roller coasters with them and talk to them all day. Get a voice mail on your phone from one of the girls' mother saying to stay away from her 15 year old daughter.

Fail.

Go to a bar with an old co-worker and her friend. Chat up her friend, Facebook friend each other. The next day, the friend deletes you from her Facebook and blocks you.

Fail.

Time to go gay!

17yo girls, wat. What's the age of consent in your state breh. I'd feel way too weird macking on 17yo chicks even if it was legal in Michigan

14. I kid you not. They looked older though...and stuff.

South Carolina, truly still in the dark ages and shit

etiolate · « **Reply #2172 on:** July 10, 2012, 04:17:48 AM »

Geeze. What was Sandusky doing wasting his time at Penn St.?

Bebpo · « **Reply #2173 on:** July 10, 2012, 04:35:01 AM »

Isn't FatalT like 18 or something?

BlackMage · « **Reply #2174 on:** July 10, 2012, 06:24:32 PM »

Fuck! I always get mud butt right beforr a date... never fails! :'(

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #2175 on:** July 10, 2012, 06:43:54 PM »

On the first date?

Good luck with that brah.

Lan · « **Reply #2176 on:** July 10, 2012, 06:54:48 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on July 10, 2012, 12:27:17 AM

and my ex keeps fucking texting me.. ugh

basically this is my problem only now he is crying to me over the phone and wants to marry me.

I am also interested in someone else...

That is all I'm going to say < <;

(don't be mean >_<)

Lan · « **Reply #2177 on:** July 10, 2012, 06:58:43 PM »

also he wants me to have his kids, and got upset when I said I don't want to have kids.

I feel like he is trolling me.

tiesto · « **Reply #2178 on:** July 10, 2012, 09:31:07 PM »

I'm going to a speed-dating event for professionals tomorrow nite. Will report in and let you guys know how it went! My first speed-dating thing ever

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2179 on:** July 10, 2012, 09:33:27 PM »

Quote from: Lan on July 10, 2012, 06:58:43 PM

also he wants me to have his kids, and got upset when I said I don't want to have kids.

I feel like he is trolling me.

Not right now, but eventually right?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2180 on:** July 10, 2012, 09:51:03 PM »

Quote from: Lan on July 10, 2012, 06:54:48 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on July 10, 2012, 12:27:17 AM
and my ex keeps fucking texting me.. ugh

basically this is my problem only now he is crying to me over the phone and wants to marry me.

I am also interested in someone else...

That is all I'm going to say < <;

(don't be mean >_<)

Was it a bad break up, or more mutual?

This guy sounds rather possessive or something imo, not to mention clingy. If it's over, it's over - and if he truly likes and respects you, he will respect your feelings. Don't let him guilt you into action (getting back with him) or inaction (not pursuing the person you're interested in).

Huff · « **Reply #2181 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:17:07 PM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on July 10, 2012, 06:40:50 PM

I have a question.

How do you handle deal breakers?

I only want serious relationships. I also never want to have kids. So if I go on a date... it'd be nice to know if we were on the same page regarding kids, marriage, and so forth...

not exactly a beginning of a relationship type of question (at least where I'm at in mid 20s)i

most likely going to scare the girl away

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2182 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:20:31 PM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on July 10, 2012, 06:40:50 PM

I have a question.

How do you handle deal breakers?

I only want serious relationships. I also never want to have kids. So if I go on a date... it'd be nice to know if we were on the same page regarding kids, marriage, and so forth...

Have you ever dated a woman? That's not a question you ask out the gate. It makes more sense to get to know the person first and get a feel for their views on the matter. Be warned: a shit ton of women want kids.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2183 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:23:18 PM »

Nothing wrong with running through dealbreakers early, but obviously it doesnt fit in the movie/tv asking out scenario where yer all COOL N SHIT- it more fits in with mechanisms created entirely for matching people up.

Huff · « **Reply #2184 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:24:23 PM »

I've never used a dating/match up site/set up or done any kind of speed dating thing, but that seems like more the place to ask those questions earlier on

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #2185 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:26:19 PM »

Well thats how those things work- they get all of that out of the way by filtering matches against those things. Unfortunately your more organic relationships will look all weird if you approach them systematically

That said, dont overthink the kid issue, most peoples' opinions change on children multiple times in their lifetime, and it'll be easy to pick out the kid crazy folks early in.

Really dont overthink things. Try and catch yourself overthinking things and be all like STFU AND JUST CHILL OUT JESUS

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2186 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:28:57 PM »

I don't want kids, but I'd be a fool to be 100% confident my views as a 25 year old bro will be the same when I'm a 35 year old slowbro

Himu · « **Reply #2187 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:36:52 PM »

Is this the clingy ex that would ask you to buy him shit, Lan? Fuck him. No, not literally. Just block him. If you are like me and don't have a phone that CAN block because RIM are IDIOTS, then call him up, be MEAN, and make it clear you do not want to see or hear from him again.

Or, in my case, have phone sex with him with the promise that you want to get back with him, and afterwards say, that was awful, you are boring, get out of my life, do not call me. It is unfortunate, but sometimes you have to be a JERK because people just can't handle it's over when it's over.

Himu · « **Reply #2188 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:40:02 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2012, 10:20:31 PM

Quote from: Ruzbeh on July 10, 2012, 06:40:50 PM
I have a question.

How do you handle deal breakers?

I only want serious relationships. I also never want to have kids. So if I go on a date... it'd be nice to know if we were on the same page regarding kids, marriage, and so forth...

Have you ever dated a woman? That's not a question you ask out the gate. It makes more sense to get to know the person first and get a feel for their views on the matter. Be warned: a shit ton of women want kids.

I say lay it on by the third date. If you are past the third date, it could blossom into something and you want to have dealbreakers out of the way before you do that stuff especially since a lot of people fuck by the 4th date.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2189 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:47:16 PM »

Eh. I'd maybe agree with that if you were in your thirties dating, but most of us here are health dudes in our early to mid 20s. I sure as hell wouldn't give an ultimatum I have no idea whether I'll agree with in 5 years or not. What if this girl becomes your world and you decide fuck it, I want her to be the mother of my children.

My general rule is that if I can't see myself in a long term relationship with someone, no matter how much I like them at the time, I'm not going to pursue it. That may take a date or a few conversations to figure out. That's really the only obstacle I put up, simply because I don't want to waste my time.

Himu · « **Reply #2190 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:54:15 PM »

Who said it's an ultimatum? A lot of women our age feel the same way about kids if we don't already have em and that's either "I dunno, I like kids but...I'm not sure if I want any" or "I don't want kids, flat out". Most professional adult women our age I know don't want kids.

It's not an ultimatum. It's stating that right now, I don't want kids and I don't know if I want kids, I may want kids down the line, but it's not really set in stone.

You would be silly if you think the modern professional woman doesn't think that very thing I just wrote. They have careers and lives on the line.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2191 on:** July 10, 2012, 10:56:47 PM »

Meh, I know plenty of professional women who talk about kids 24/7. It's a mixed bag.

My stance is that right now, I don't want kids - hell I don't even want to get married. Would I tell a girl all that after a couple months of dating? Probably not. Kids inevitably come up though, so I'd at least make my current position known in a far lighter tone than I'm using here.

Himu · « **Reply #2192 on:** July 10, 2012, 11:08:22 PM »

You wouldn't bring that up after a couple of months of dating? You are loco. You will be knee deep in a relationship with a woman who wants a SHIT load of kids with your luck. You are acting like this is about whether you'd murder someone or something. Relationships are grounded around stuff like this. How do you have a relationship with someone if you don't outright express your own feelings? Why the need to want to use a lighter tone? Because she's a girl and not a guy?

Lan · « **Reply #2193 on:** July 10, 2012, 11:23:45 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on July 10, 2012, 09:33:27 PM

Quote from: Lan on July 10, 2012, 06:58:43 PM
also he wants me to have his kids, and got upset when I said I don't want to have kids.

I feel like he is trolling me.

Not right now, but eventually right?

As of right now I don't want none at all. But if by rare accident, I got pregant, I would keep it.

Lan · « **Reply #2194 on:** July 10, 2012, 11:28:11 PM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 10, 2012, 10:54:15 PM

Who said it's an ultimatum? A lot of women our age feel the same way about kids if we don't already have em and that's either "I dunno, I like kids but...I'm not sure if I want any" or "I don't want kids, flat out". Most professional adult women our age I know don't want kids.

It's not an ultimatum. It's stating that right now, I don't want kids and I don't know if I want kids, I may want kids down the line, but it's not really set in stone.

You would be silly if you think the modern professional woman doesn't think that very thing I just wrote. They have careers and lives on the line.

This is how I feel about kids. Also I'm actually scared of having one ripped out of my body.

Lan · « **Reply #2195 on:** July 10, 2012, 11:32:50 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2012, 09:51:03 PM

Quote from: Lan on July 10, 2012, 06:54:48 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on July 10, 2012, 12:27:17 AM
and my ex keeps fucking texting me.. ugh

basically this is my problem only now he is crying to me over the phone and wants to marry me.

I am also interested in someone else...

That is all I'm going to say < <;

(don't be mean >_<)

Was it a bad break up, or more mutual?

This guy sounds rather possessive or something imo, not to mention clingy. If it's over, it's over - and if he truly likes and respects you, he will respect your feelings. Don't let him guilt you into action (getting back with him) or inaction (not pursuing the person you're interested in).

no it wasn't mutual, he called me up on the phone one day and dumped me. He said he is moving to Miami, where he is right now. I had to kill all my feelings for him so that I could operate. Now he wants me to get back with him? CRAY

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2196 on:** July 10, 2012, 11:34:56 PM »

Quote from: Lan on July 10, 2012, 11:32:50 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2012, 09:51:03 PM
Quote from: Lan on July 10, 2012, 06:54:48 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on July 10, 2012, 12:27:17 AM
and my ex keeps fucking texting me.. ugh

basically this is my problem only now he is crying to me over the phone and wants to marry me.

I am also interested in someone else...

That is all I'm going to say < <;

(don't be mean >_<)

Was it a bad break up, or more mutual?

This guy sounds rather possessive or something imo, not to mention clingy. If it's over, it's over - and if he truly likes and respects you, he will respect your feelings. Don't let him guilt you into action (getting back with him) or inaction (not pursuing the person you're interested in).

no it wasn't mutual, he called me up on the phone one day and dumped me. He said he is moving to Miami, where he is right now. I had to kill all my feelings for him so that I could operate. Now he wants me to get back with him? CRAY

oh word? Now he's crawling back...nah Lan, don't give this dude the time of day. He may his bed.

He literally called you and dumped you like that, then told you he was moving? aw hell nah

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2197 on:** July 10, 2012, 11:45:49 PM »

Quote from: FatalT on July 10, 2012, 03:02:51 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2012, 02:39:01 AM
Quote from: FatalT on July 10, 2012, 02:21:22 AM
Go to an amusement park, meet two girls who claim they're 17. Ride roller coasters with them and talk to them all day. Get a voice mail on your phone from one of the girls' mother saying to stay away from her 15 year old daughter.

Fail.

Go to a bar with an old co-worker and her friend. Chat up her friend, Facebook friend each other. The next day, the friend deletes you from her Facebook and blocks you.

Fail.

Time to go gay!

17yo girls, wat. What's the age of consent in your state breh. I'd feel way too weird macking on 17yo chicks even if it was legal in Michigan

14. I kid you not. They looked older though...and stuff.

Call the mom back and tell her age of consent is 14.

BlackMage · « **Reply #2198 on:** July 10, 2012, 11:46:52 PM »

Date went good. Second date next Tuesday.

Lan · « **Reply #2199 on:** July 10, 2012, 11:47:22 PM »

grats

BlackMage · « **Reply #2200 on:** July 10, 2012, 11:48:20 PM »

Quote from: Lan on July 10, 2012, 11:47:22 PM

grats

Let's fuck!

Lan · « **Reply #2201 on:** July 10, 2012, 11:50:45 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2012, 11:34:56 PM

Quote from: Lan on July 10, 2012, 11:32:50 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2012, 09:51:03 PM
Quote from: Lan on July 10, 2012, 06:54:48 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on July 10, 2012, 12:27:17 AM
and my ex keeps fucking texting me.. ugh

basically this is my problem only now he is crying to me over the phone and wants to marry me.

I am also interested in someone else...

That is all I'm going to say < <;

(don't be mean >_<)

Was it a bad break up, or more mutual?

This guy sounds rather possessive or something imo, not to mention clingy. If it's over, it's over - and if he truly likes and respects you, he will respect your feelings. Don't let him guilt you into action (getting back with him) or inaction (not pursuing the person you're interested in).

no it wasn't mutual, he called me up on the phone one day and dumped me. He said he is moving to Miami, where he is right now. I had to kill all my feelings for him so that I could operate. Now he wants me to get back with him? CRAY

oh word? Now he's crawling back...nah Lan, don't give this dude the time of day. He may his bed.

He literally called you and dumped you like that, then told you he was moving? aw hell nah

He is crawling back because he misses the food I would make him and how close we where. We are both graphic designers so we have the same goals.

BlackMage · « **Reply #2202 on:** July 10, 2012, 11:52:20 PM »

aww hell naw~!~!~!

Lan · « **Reply #2203 on:** July 10, 2012, 11:53:16 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on July 10, 2012, 11:48:20 PM

Quote from: Lan on July 10, 2012, 11:47:22 PM
grats

Let's fuck!

are you tall, black american, sexy body, have straight white teeth, deep voice, and big brown eyes? <_< I need DAT

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #2204 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:05:55 AM »

Quote from: Lan on July 10, 2012, 11:53:16 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on July 10, 2012, 11:48:20 PM
Quote from: Lan on July 10, 2012, 11:47:22 PM
grats

Let's fuck!

are you tall, black american, sexy body, have straight white teeth, deep voice, and big brown eyes? <_< I need DAT

You just described PD.

Huff · « **Reply #2205 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:07:09 AM »

Quote from: BlackMage on July 10, 2012, 11:46:52 PM

Date went good. Second date next Tuesday.

so is she on the pill or wat

Lan · « **Reply #2206 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:10:06 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on July 11, 2012, 12:05:55 AM

Quote from: Lan on July 10, 2012, 11:53:16 PM
Quote from: BlackMage on July 10, 2012, 11:48:20 PM
Quote from: Lan on July 10, 2012, 11:47:22 PM
grats

Let's fuck!

are you tall, black american, sexy body, have straight white teeth, deep voice, and big brown eyes? <_< I need DAT

You just described PD.

don't troll me

BlackMage · « **Reply #2207 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:11:28 AM »

Quote from: Lan on July 10, 2012, 11:53:16 PM

Quote from: BlackMage on July 10, 2012, 11:48:20 PM
Quote from: Lan on July 10, 2012, 11:47:22 PM
grats

Let's fuck!

are you tall, black american, sexy body, have straight white teeth, deep voice, and big brown eyes? <_< I need DAT

this is sum bullshit!!!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2208 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:11:32 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #2209 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:12:21 AM »

Fuck you for existing, PD

BlackMage · « **Reply #2210 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:12:47 AM »

whelp, guess whos getting a facial tonight! *print*

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #2211 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:16:19 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2012, 10:56:47 PM

Meh, I know plenty of professional women who talk about kids 24/7. It's a mixed bag.

My stance is that right now, I don't want kids - hell I don't even want to get married. Would I tell a girl all that after a couple months of dating? Probably not. Kids inevitably come up though, so I'd at least make my current position known in a far lighter tone than I'm using here.

The kid talk should come up pretty quick if you're in your late 20s otherwise you're wasting their time.

FatalT · « **Reply #2212 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:35:35 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov® EDGE™ on July 10, 2012, 11:45:49 PM

Quote from: FatalT on July 10, 2012, 03:02:51 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 10, 2012, 02:39:01 AM
Quote from: FatalT on July 10, 2012, 02:21:22 AM
Go to an amusement park, meet two girls who claim they're 17. Ride roller coasters with them and talk to them all day. Get a voice mail on your phone from one of the girls' mother saying to stay away from her 15 year old daughter.

Fail.

Go to a bar with an old co-worker and her friend. Chat up her friend, Facebook friend each other. The next day, the friend deletes you from her Facebook and blocks you.

Fail.

Time to go gay!

17yo girls, wat. What's the age of consent in your state breh. I'd feel way too weird macking on 17yo chicks even if it was legal in Michigan

14. I kid you not. They looked older though...and stuff.

Call the mom back and tell her age of consent is 14.

TEMPTING! Dammit Bebpo, I'm 23. I'll be 24 this year.

Lan · « **Reply #2213 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:39:33 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 11, 2012, 12:12:21 AM

Fuck you for existing, PD

lol

Who smiles like they just came from the dentist?

Himu · « **Reply #2214 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:40:22 AM »

PD is the son of a dentist.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2215 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:41:56 AM »

you know dat smile is handsome, admit it yo

Lan · « **Reply #2216 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:43:00 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on July 11, 2012, 12:40:22 AM

PD is the son of a dentist.

Himu · « **Reply #2217 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:43:07 AM »

PD, I wanna hang with you. So bad. I just, feel like you'd be a bro, ya know?

Lan · « **Reply #2218 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:44:36 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 11, 2012, 12:41:56 AM

you know dat smile is handsome, admit it yo

post more cause that last one was super blurry. It makes your lips look crusty. I don't wanna judge you harshly

Himu · « **Reply #2219 on:** July 11, 2012, 12:46:07 AM »

What are crusty lips

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