Bros. BROS! I'm in a quandary here.
So, there's this girl that I've known and been friends with for like 7 years. We've been kind of flirty before but nothing's ever come of it- we've even passed out in the same bed before and not done anything toooooo weird. The past couple of times we've communicated though, there's been some weird "I want to fuck you vibes" from both sides, and a couple months ago I kind of addressed it by telling her, hey, we're both in dry spells and don't totally hate each other, let's do like the animals do on the Discovery Channel. Not by directly quoting Bloodhound Gang, because I'm classy and shit. But I didn't really leave any doubts as to what I was talking about. She kind of sideways said no thanks, but it wasn't weird. We've communicated and seen each other since and everything's been the same.
So, tonight she updates her fb status with "Chillin' without pants" at location My Bed, which was funny because it had a location map with a directions button and shit. I was all, "Cool, on my way" and she laughed and then texted me. We go back and forth for a while and I kind of bring up how terrible it is that she won't have meaningless sex with me but I've resigned myself to the fact. We jabber back and forth for a bit, she says goodnight, then IMMEDIATELY posts this crap sandwich of a status: "Is to call someone out on playing games still part of the game? Or once it's acknowledged it ceases to be? Thoughts?"
Yeah yeah yeah, social media is fucking WEIRD and makes trying to have sex FUCKING WEIRDER. I can only guess she's talking about me, but a) I don't think I've ever really engaged in playing games with this girl, I've been upfront about wanting to have dirty monkey sex with her b) which she turned down so c) WTF IS THIS ON ABOUT? EH?
Sorry for venting my spleen and shit. She's probably relegated me to the "useful idiot whose attention I will encourage because it gives me affirmation, but NO SEXYTIME FOR YOU!" section of the waiting room. Just annoying when I don't think I've really played games with her, trust me if I had been it would have been obvious.