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Phoenix Dark

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Verdigris Murder

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I'm going to crush some sleeping pills into my other halfs soup tonight and do some experiments of a sexual nature on her. These experiments will probably entail erection, penetration, ejaculation and a fleeting sense of guilt and self loathing.

But it must be done, my science paper depends on finding out what would happen if the above scenario is made manifest.
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The Sceneman

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Groogrux

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WTF is ska?

Smash Mouth

Smash Mouth was more pop rock. 

No Doubt (earlier days), Real Big Fish, They Might Be Giants.
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Reb

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Madness - Baggy Trousers
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Some ska for yo bitchass

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BobFromPikeCreek

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Here's some ska:

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BobFromPikeCreek

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You sayin you porked her?
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Reb

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Good jon.
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Groogrux

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But you did.  Didn't you?  :rock
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BobFromPikeCreek

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Fine. Did you drill her?
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BobFromPikeCreek

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Alriiiiiiiiiiiight.
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Phoenix Dark

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How long did you last?
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13 minutes maximum.  Because he's a gentleman.

Phoenix Dark

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I'm going to bet he lasted 10 minutes, and spent the next 10 minutes asking her how long her previous partners lasted in order to calculate whether he was above or below the average.
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The Business or more like The Last Gentleman.

13 minutes

FatalT

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Actually you're right, I shouldn't have answered that question. Apologies for my poor display of character. None of you guys will ever know her identity though.

QUICK! To the Google-mobile!

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um ill have u know i still havent had sex with my lady friend im a gentlemen
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Flannel Boy

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Yeah, that happened.

She felt that spark.

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I'm going to bet he lasted 10 minutes, and spent the next 10 minutes asking her how long her previous partners lasted in order to calculate whether he was above or below the average.

Doubt he's four standard deviations above the mean.

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WTF is ska?

Smash Mouth

Smash Mouth was more pop rock. 

No Doubt (earlier days), Real Big Fish, They Might Be Giants.

HOW DARE YOU

Groogrux

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WTF is ska?

Smash Mouth

Smash Mouth was more pop rock. 

No Doubt (earlier days), Real Big Fish, They Might Be Giants.

HOW DARE YOU

Am I wrong?
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Verdigris Murder

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I was actually a dick, my almost wife picked my up from work, after dealing with two little ones all day. In my defence, my day begins at 3am, as I work in the fish markets. It was actually a bucket party of major stress today, we were meant to be meeting a potentially serious buyer from Japan: huge interest in scallops and langoustine, caught specifically up around the Polbain area of Scotland, there's also a Michelin starred (but recently went off the boil restaurant there, google Achultibuie it'll make a proper spelling correction) anyway, the business dude arrived with a small entourage expecting some serious action.

His name was Mr Yen (Alias).
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Groogrux

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This girl that I've been talking to is way out of my league when it comes to career.  She works in the schools, is taking night classes for her masters, and just got offered a job to work as a professor at her old college.

I work 20-25 hours a week as a low-level manager for Gamestop...
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brawndolicious

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While having a kid. Don't beat yourself down especially if you're still working on your career/education.

I had a date set up on OKC last weekend but right before, the girl said she was going to stand me up because she was "too nervous that she wouldn't have anything to talk to me about". I had no idea what to do since it never happened before (I just assumed only guys who had no personality/confidence might get stood up) so we kept in touch and talked a little more and I just told her now that I'm fine if she thinks my pictures or profile just don't click with her, but would like to know now what she wants to do. The vain part is that I consider myself a pretty handsome guy but I look a lot worse in self-pictures, I've been told that my pictures are deceptively bad. So I don't even know if I appeal to her on a superficial level that I'm sure I could be.

So that's my epic failure-whine of the night.

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Groogrux, be nice to yourself. If she's agreeing to meet with you, she's not out of your league. You're doing fine, and you've got a life ahead of you.

WTF is ska?

Smash Mouth

Fishbone. Madness. No Doubt to some degree.

The Sceneman

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The Specials
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Robo

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They Might Be Giants are terrible, so they must be ska.
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Groogrux

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They Might Be Giants are terrible, so they must be ska.

This may be true, but any member of ParentBore could unknowingly be a fan that sings one of their songs.

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chronovore

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They Might Be Giants are terrible, so they must be ska.

I'MA FIGHT YOU, SO SHUT UP NOW.

TMBG is awesomesauce. Nerd rock. :rock

Bebpo

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I never listened to TMBG and never heard them mentioned as ska.  I always thought they were another 90s alt rock band like Sonic Youth.


The biggest MAINSTREAM examples of Ska are Reel Big Fish & No Doubt & Cherry Poppin Daddies;   I'm not that into pure ska, and the ska I like is 3rd wave Ska Punk where the biggest bands were probably Less Than Jake, NoFX, Rancid and well...the biggest is probably Operation Ivy.  Green Day too, sorta.  Ska is usually defined by upstrum guitar playing and horn sections.

classic ska-punk  (political)


mid-90s ska  (pure fun, cheesy)


modern ska punk (serious)



Ska Punk is basically about having fast music you can dance to, get the blood flowing, and some people skank (though not really much anymore) not a ton of moshing unless at a crazy venue.

Bebpo

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Are you kidding me?  Nofx has horns and ska riffs everywhere.  It's Ska Punk.





Rancid of course is, since it's a branch off of Op Ivy





Anyhow, I never took music history classes so splitting subgenres of ska is not really my specialty, but all the bands I mentioned are ska or ska punk.

Groogrux

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So this girl and I have been talking a lot lately and we're getting pretty close.  Then out of the blue, a girl I've been trying to hook up with for the last three years (yes, I would wait that long for this one), finds out that I'm getting into a relationship and sends me a tit pic and one in her bra and panties!   ???  :'(  ???  :'(  ???

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I mean, I'm going to save it to the spank bank.  BUT WHY NOW?!?!
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BobFromPikeCreek

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Either you failed to make the right move in three years, or she's petty and manipulative.
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Phoenix Dark

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My expectations were definitely too high when I clicked that spoiler.

But aren't you relieved that he's a gentlemen, not a guy who posts pictures of women online?
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CajoleJuice

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setting the bar pretty low
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Groogrux

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setting the bar pretty low



It's kinda what I do...

My expectations were definitely too high when I clicked that spoiler.
But aren't you relieved that he's a gentlemen, not a guy who posts pictures of women online?

Yeah, I'm not going to post them on here just yet.  I'm actually having an internal debate on whether or not I'm going to delete them all together.  If I do, I'll sacrifice them to the Demi-god (because she's a thick girl) before I wash them away.  He can decide what to do with them after that.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2013, 02:07:54 PM by Groogrux »
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BlackMage

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anyone willing to critique my okcupid profile?  :-*
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Flannel Boy

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Fine, I'll do it: Your profile is horrible and you'll have less success with it than I had with mine.

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Done.


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i wish the girl i've crushed on the past two years owuld send me tit pics instead of pics of her bloated.
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BlackMage

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Flannel Boy

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seems legit
« Reply #3462 on: May 06, 2013, 06:11:07 PM »


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Good-looking
How are you doing, hope you are doing Good, I am julia antonio by Name and I am seeking for the right man too start a new life with, I really like your profile and I will like too get too know you more better if you don't mind, You have a lovely profile and I will like too know more about you, if you are interested in me,get back too me at my private address.

The most offending parts of the message are the grammar and punctuation.

BobFromPikeCreek

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http://www.okcupid.com/profile/baylee81  be nice pls.  :-[

I think the pros would say that, as a guy, you need to be really detailed and shit, but you're handsome so fuck them.
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CajoleJuice

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self-proclaimed foodie
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Flannel Boy

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Why must you be tall and good looking?
Your dog.  :heartbeat

BlackMage

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self-proclaimed foodie

hahaa yeah i removed that just now :\
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BlackMage

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well, thanks dudes.. there hasnt been much out there lately.. i guess i should just be more active in messaging people
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Positive Touch

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i'd take out stuff like "I'm horrible at everything" "Nobody has ever told me this" and "If you are still reading my profile at this point" because it screams no confidence. also get rid of "I take a lot of naps" because lol
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BlackMage

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they are just jokes. And i do take a lot of naps.. im old

besides they'll find out sooner or later about my self-deprecating humor. :p
« Last Edit: May 06, 2013, 07:03:45 PM by BlackMage »
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BlackMage

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I'm really not good at anything, so I don't know what to put.  :'(
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Robo

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Say you're good at being sexy as fuck and ironically self-deprecating (because you're so fucking sexy).
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I have to agree, you're pretty good at being sexy as fuck Blackmage. Deffo a plus in the dating game.

BlackMage

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I think you need a fedora.

And a sword collection in the background of one of your pictures.

will do!
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BlackMage

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ok all fixed. :)
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Phoenix Dark

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I'd say a good 70% of my matches are either overweight or bisexual.
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CajoleJuice

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I'd say a good 70% of my matches are either overweight or bisexual.

this is too easy
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I'd say a good 70% of my matches are either overweight or bisexual.
70% of the women on okcupid are overweight or bisexual.

Wait, I made the assumption that your matches are women.

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I'm browsing match.com, and some of the minimum height and income requirements, though completely unsurprising, are depressing.

You're 5'2", 32 years-old, and DEFINITELY want kids--yet you insist on a min height of 5'10" and a min income of $75k? K.


Phoenix Dark

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I'm browsing match.com, and some of the minimum height and income requirements, though completely unsurprising, are depressing.

You're 5'2", 32 years-old, and DEFINITELY want kids--yet you insist on a min height of 5'10" and a min income of $75k? K.

You sure you're not on asianmatch.com?
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