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Steve Contra

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That's only because UGK killed Jay on that song.  Twice.

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Big Pimpin is a better song than anything Nas ever wrote.
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Steve Contra

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I fully endorse that opinion.  It's a UGK song with some the best production Timbaland ever did that unfortunately features Jay Z.
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I fully endorse that opinion.  It's a UGK song with some the best production Timbaland ever did that unfortunately features Jay Z.
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I take that back.  it's the best production Timbaland ever did.



I'm bumping this on repeat through Oakland on my way home.
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Welp, sounds like I'll never marry Contra or Mupepe.  :what
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I don't do interracial scenes so it doesn't matter

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I'm not looking to catch any feels.  I'm up for some NSA fun if you are, PD.

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Welp, sounds like I'll never marry Contra or Mupepe.  :what
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I'll never understand some people's obsession with determining their mate based on the acceptance of all their hobbies. Honestly it's not a concept I was familiar with until I ventured on GAF a decade ago and saw people saying if a woman didn't appreciate the art of videogames, or anime etc they couldn't date them.

I can think of a host of values I'd want a girlfriend or wife to have, and they all revolve around being a decent person - and the same ideals and standards I hold myself to. Does she treat people with respect, is she trustworthy, would she make a good mother (regardless of whether we plan on having kids or not), etc. And then there's stuff like: is she funny/decent sense of humor. Sure I'd like to meet someone who shared some hobbies or interests like reading, some types of music, etc. But if she's not into politics or sports I'm not going to be like "too bad, we can't be together."

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That's because gaming just isn't a "hobby" for those kinds of people it's a "way of life."

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I'll never understand some people's obsession with determining their mate based on the acceptance of all their hobbies. Honestly it's not a concept I was familiar with until I ventured on GAF a decade ago and saw people saying if a woman didn't appreciate the art of videogames, or anime etc they couldn't date them.

I can think of a host of values I'd want a girlfriend or wife to have, and they all revolve around being a decent person - and the same ideals and standards I hold myself to. Does she treat people with respect, is she trustworthy, would she make a good mother (regardless of whether we plan on having kids or not), etc. And then there's stuff like: is she funny/decent sense of humor. Sure I'd like to meet someone who shared some hobbies or interests like reading, some types of music, etc. But if she's not into politics or sports I'm not going to be like "too bad, we can't be together."

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That's because gaming just isn't a "hobby" for those kinds of people it's a "way of life."

Yup. Everything is about the outside world validating vidya games, be it girls or this recent Last Of Us/Citizen Kane shit.
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I have a date for tomorrow--and there's no caffeine involved.

Oddly, I just had three women from match.com message me out of the blue this evening.

beautifulpeople.com Winnipeg is a ghost town, having just one female member from the city up until today (she's smoking and lives just a few hundred meters from my apartment).

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I didn't take any of his son's classes at Robson Hall.  :-\

I wonder whether he'll hold parties at the billion-dollar* human rights museum he's backed?

*not actual figure (inserts photo of extreme poverty in North Winnipeg)

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I don't think I spent a lot of money (well a bar tab here or there) it's just so awful when you get to closing time and you try your desperate best to pork on your way out the door. I remember one terrible time I walked with a girl on the way back to my place, she goes up to her door and I do a 'uhhh ehyyy wasssup girrl' type thing and she just looks at me blankly. i shuffled away with my penis in my butt and probably cried in my pillow.
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In college with my twinky body it was only like $15 or so to get me hammered. Not bad.

But I get what you mean, the whole divebombing pussy THAT NIGHT game is just not for me. I tried and failed. You're definitely better off letting it grow naturally and not pushing the fuck angle.

I'm so glad I don't have to navigate this shit lol goddamn.
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had a lovely date in Cincinnati with a girl who is moving to nashville in the next month or so.  We had met through a mutual friend when I was visiting UC for a weekend.  I spent all of Thursday and Friday with her, and slept at her house.  Snuggled up that thursday night, amongst other things  :heart

I'm very excited for her to move here.  I can feel something budding.

Like my penis.
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have you informed her that you are officially a beautiful person?
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Yup. Everything is about the outside world validating vidya games, be it girls or this recent Last Of Us/Citizen Kane shit.

I missed the Last of Us/Citizen Kane shit, deets?

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Just for all you aspertards out there who still don't get it: romantic relationships and everything they imply are implied. There is never a time when it is necessary to let anyone know you spent the night with someone.

Sure there is, its called telling your buddies about it.  Are you honestly that much of a stick in the fuck to act all high and mighty when somebody tells you about a sexual experience?  I don't see a lot of people in here just reporting back in the amount of pussy they swim in, and thats certainly never the intention that I have when I talk about my current dating life.

Honestly man, you're becoming quite possibly the worst poster on this board with all your pretention of holier-than-thou attitudes and all around douchiness.  You enter threads literally just to shit on particular members for not even doing anything offensive, or outright stupid.  They're just being how they always have been.

You must be the absolute worst at bars.  Go fuck yourself, dude.
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Unlike the other dates, Fit Girl felt the spark. I could see it in her eyes.

She said I look like Liev Schreiber. I don't know whether that's a good thing or a bad thing. My size 31 pants are loose on me, yet I still seem to have a chubby face.   :-\ At least she didn't think I looked like Karlheinz Schreiber (Canadian/German reference).



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Before my date, I hedged my bets by creating a POF account. Ten women already want to meet me.  :pimp

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You don't have a chubby face.

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Eh, sex/romance/dating is pretty important to the vast majority of people, and it's probably healthier in the long run to treat it as something that you can discuss with your friends (and e-friends, if that's how you roll, e-socially) rather than a sacred taboo.  Lord knows "let's not talk about it" has a shaky record at best in helping people cope with the physical and emotional aspects of love.  So many stories of fucked up situations that people tolerated involve some variation of the phrase "I didn't realize it wasn't normal."

Adolescent bragging about getting laid is obviously chintzy, as is the humblebrag.  But I'm only really bugged by the sense that someone is using another person to get achievement points from their social circle , not that they're breaking some age-old code of chivalry.  I mean, a "gentleman" doesn't let his lady vote or own property, so I'm not all that concerned with meeting his standards.



PS Posting pictures of a girl without her knowledge or consent is most definitely a party foul in most or all contexts.

Phoenix Dark

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A gentlemen doesn't lust after his sister either. Just saying.
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Surely once in your life you've been told "a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell." The saying isn't "a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell unless he's telling his buddies about it." The reason for that is because it makes you look classless and sullied the name of your poor date. Most girls don't want a reputation for sleeping around--wheter they do or not. You've always been a slimy fuck when it come to posting pictures of girls (that you arent dating) or talking about them here. Grow up, get some class.

this doesnt happen coz you told your bros you slept with her; it happens coz you told them you slept with her and said that she was a whore for doing it. dudes can brag and joke about sex without trashing the women they do it with; thats better than trying to be whatever a fuckin gentleman is.

ps - women talk about sex too! and they usually talk in way more detail and with way less self-important hyperbole than dudes do.
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What is going on in here.

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Phoenix Dark

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Business' posts are starting to sound more like slut shaming to me than some gentlemanly defense of women's honor. A woman having sex with you doesn't make her a slut, nor does a guy telling his friends that he had sex="that bitch was all on my nuts bro, shit was crazy. She swallowed itttt."

News flash: women talk about sex too. BrandKnew's post was far from some dudebro brag, it seems quite heartfelt to me.
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Saying you got laid: cool.
Posting pics and bragging: gross.

If we can't agree on this then fffffffffffffff.

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what if I just take pics of myself with my latest 'lady friend'  :-[
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Girl we all know you're tied the hell down.

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i need to work on my dark chris references.  :-\
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i need to work on my dark chris references.  :-\

That guy  :yuck

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Wow, not all women take three to ten days to respond to a message after a date.  :o

Also, what happened to plenty of fish--the quality of that site has improved immensely.

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I was lying when I said I was going back to manwhoring. I just didn't want to admit that the girl I'm involved with is quite a bit younger than myself. I spent all day yesterday with her in the ER of a hospital because her parents are out of town for the weekend. It was nice. <3

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I was lying when I said I was going back to manwhoring. I just didn't want to admit that the girl I'm involved with is quite a bit younger than myself.

What is she, nine?

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i appreciate brand news stories of getting laid. it makes me wish i wasw a young female who could have him enter me with his indiew dick
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Rated 10 by Pitchfork.com
like Brandnew himself, that score is inflated.

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I was lying when I said I was going back to manwhoring. I just didn't want to admit that the girl I'm involved with is quite a bit younger than myself.

What is she, nine?

Less than double that.  :-[

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Fistful is jealous.

Half-your-age-plus-seven-years.

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Fistful is jealous.

Half-your-age-plus-seven-years.

I'm going off Half-your-looks-plus-seven-years. I'm well under that limit. :P

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Sometimes interests and values overlap, don't they? It's hard to predict what your personality will be like or what your values are in ten years which is probably what makes marriage so difficult.
I guess they can overlap, like if your hobbies include larger-picture issues, e.g. fitness, earth conservatism, political activism, zombie survivalism...

I was lying when I said I was going back to manwhoring. I just didn't want to admit that the girl I'm involved with is quite a bit younger than myself.

What is she, nine?

Less than double that.  :-[
Dude. DUDE. Enjoy the jailtime if her parents decide they don't like you anymore.

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Good news: I had sex last night  :rejoice
Bad news: It was with someone that I wasn't planning to have sex with. Got drunk at a party... one thing led to another... she takes me back to her place... and bam I have my wiener in her honeypot.  :picard


Extra note for PD: She is a PAWG. A butterfaced PAWG but a PAWG nonetheless.

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Incoming biz slutshaming
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Huff

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Why is it bad news if you have unexpected sex? sounds pretty positive to me
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Atramental

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Why is it bad news if you have unexpected sex? sounds pretty positive to me
I guess bad is too strong of a word. More like "subpar news".

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I was lying when I said I was going back to manwhoring. I just didn't want to admit that the girl I'm involved with is quite a bit younger than myself.

What is she, nine?

Less than double that.  :-[
Dude. DUDE. Enjoy the jailtime if her parents decide they don't like you anymore.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_North_America#South_Carolina

Come at me brrooooooooooooo!

But seriously. We're not doing that.
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Huff

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Why is it bad news if you have unexpected sex? sounds pretty positive to me
I guess bad is too strong of a word. More like "subpar news".

still going to say above par. for you. no offense. the more experience the better
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Unlike the other dates, Fit Girl felt the spark. I could see it in her eyes.

She said I look like Liev Schreiber. I don't know whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.

I've thought you look like Liev Schreiber for a while too, and I think that's a good thing.
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Atramental :rejoice

feast, my brother.

The Business :pacspit
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Unlike the other dates, Fit Girl felt the spark. I could see it in her eyes.

She said I look like Liev Schreiber. I don't know whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.

I've thought you look like Liev Schreiber for a while too, and I think that's a good thing.

I could almost see it.
(3 month old pic)

Phoenix Dark

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Unlike the other dates, Fit Girl felt the spark. I could see it in her eyes.

She said I look like Liev Schreiber. I don't know whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.

I've thought you look like Liev Schreiber for a while too, and I think that's a good thing.

I could almost see it.
(Image removed from quote.)(Image removed from quote.) (3 month old pic)

 :gladbron
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Why is it bad news if you have unexpected sex? sounds pretty positive to me
I guess bad is too strong of a word. More like "subpar news".
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The sooner I get my own place the sooner I'll be slutting it up in Upstate SC.

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The sooner I get my own place the sooner I'll be slutting it up in Upstate SC.

All the sluts are in Charlotte. Come up here again, I'll be your wingman. Seriously.

Atramental

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My job is making my life somewhat hectic at the moment so I'll have to plan some things out before I decide to make a trip to Charlotte.

But I'll definitely keep your offer in mind, FatalT.

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it's gonna be weird when you eiffel tower some chick and one of you jizzes and it hits the other on the navel.
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Malek is so god damned sexy. If he wined and dined me and then bragged about bringing me back to his place I would consider it my greatest accomplishment.

I see. I might be in the States in a few weeks. . . .

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Chatting with a girl who has a .69 waist-to-hip ratio (27 and 39").

Mine's  0.78, which is right in the "good" category for women.  :kobeyuck