Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[Atramental]

Living in SC making $10 an hour, brehs. 

[CatsCatsCats]

I'd offer you my standard for visitors, but to better meet your needs if you're ever in town I'd let you yell at me to do push ups instead of rolling you any nasty drugs


Actually, I'd take you to Secret Society for fancy gentleman drinks

[Shadow Mod]

Cowbell and Spencer win according to stereotypes:

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See? I can totes be a snob about this here.

[Your Stalker]

what's so good about alabama

[CajoleJuice]

Looking at that map, I want to live in Washington, Oregon, Colorado, Michigan, Vermont, or Massachusetts. I've only been to three of those places.

why michigan?

what's so good about alabama

they were googling about the college football team

same probably goes for oregon, tbh

[Shadow Mod]

They're bizarro good. They need to look up the reasons they don't suck.

[ToxicAdam]

I think this map says it all. (Favorite beers)

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Cowbell and Spencer win according to stereotypes:

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I don't get what it says for my state.

I also didn't realize Blue Moon was so popular.

[tiesto]

what's so good about alabama

The BBQ is pretty good! I've only been to Huntsville and that area didn't seem that bad (although it seemed like it could get dull quickly) - big defense industry and a ton of engineers/military there so it largely eschews the typical stereotype of the South.

And on hiking - that's one good thing about living here. No mountains or any interesting scenery (unless you love 60's style splanches and shopping malls), plus half the year the weather is shit. The big outdoor activity on every single girl's profile is the beach... and I can live with that!

[T234]

what's so good about alabama

The Bass Fishing and the Dope.

[MrAngryFace]

hah, replying to an old bebpo post

[Human Snorenado]

What has nine arms and sucks? Well, I mean, obviously.

[Human Snorenado]

Did she nibble a donut off yer erect johnson, tho?

[Human Snorenado]

Achievement Unlocked: NEXT LEVEL AWKWARDNESS

Go on a date with a pretty lady that ends up being life long friends with your sister.

[Oblivion]

I am close...so fucking CLOSE to meeting up with this bodacious babe tonight. We already have a meet up place, but she hasn't given me the time yet. UGH WOMEN! Why'd we ever give them the right to vote?

[Phoenix Dark]

just found out my former best friend had a kid. If you have the chance, take the shot gentlemen. Don't be a pussy and decide not to give it a try when given the opportunity.

[Oblivion]

Not to make a big deal out of this or nothing, but where the fuck is this broad?!?   

We agreed to meet up for coffee almost two hours ago, but she still hasn't told me what time to be there. And Starbucks closes at 9:30!

[Oblivion]

IT'S ON! Apparently her dumbass was already there and forgot to mention it.

Wish me luck, gentlemen.

[Human Snorenado]

Achievement Unlocked: NEXT LEVEL AWKWARDNESS

Go on a date with a pretty lady that ends up being life long friends with your sister.

You mean NEXT LEVEL AWESOME. Get serious with her and troll your sister.

We talked shit about my sister for like half an hour.

...there will be no sexy times, though.   

[Oblivion]

Okay, back from my date. It was...interesting. While still definitely smashable, she wasn't as hot as she appeared in her pics. Not to mention she was much older than she claimed (she said she was 29, but turned out was 41). We seemed to have a pretty good time and everything, but I don't know if she would be interested in continuing. We scheduled to meet up again next weekend, and ended the date with a couple of kisses and such, but it seems unpredictable at this point.

I hope she decides to because she's got some massive mammaries and fortunately, unlike the PAWG I went out with a few weeks ago,  her's happen to be real. And boy are they real.

[Rufus]

Okay, back from my date. It was...interesting. While still definitely smashable, she wasn't as hot as she appeared in her pics. Not to mention she was much older than she claimed (she said she was 29, but turned out was 41). We seemed to have a pretty good time and everything, but I don't know if she would be interested in continuing. We scheduled to meet up again next weekend, and ended the date with a couple of kisses and such, but it seems unpredictable at this point.

I hope she decides to because she's got some massive mammaries and fortunately, unlike the PAWG I went out with a few weeks ago,  her's happen to be real. And boy are they real.

Whatever man, if she's not crazy, have fun.

[Mupepe]

For real real, I bet that 41 year old is kinky and experienced.  Can't go wrong with that combo

[Oblivion]

Hey, I wasn't complaining! I've went out with cougars many times before. I was only slightly disappointed in the sense that this would have been my first time dating someone my age in over a year.

[MrAngryFace]

So like, 8th date in- and now my crippling fears have gone from ever finding someone to 'fucking things up' -

[Mupepe]

Dude, like a week ago you were posting about starting to hang out with a new girl, and now she's "the gf"?

I refer to any bitch I talk to as my girlfriend.

[MrAngryFace]

Ate tacos and watched Maximum Overdrive - best date ever

[Phoenix Dark]

Set up another date with the girl I was supposed to go out with last week. Not too unhappy with the situation, all things considering. This is why guys have to play a numbers game. I think from here on out I will just try to set up dates with as many people as possible until something turns into an actual relationship.

How big is your relationship with God. Thats more important because women who are impressed by your genital size before you as a man, are obviously demonic, friends

[brawndolicious]

Random question: When's the fart point of a relationship? That means when you can fart in front of someone without pretending you're asleep.

[Brehvolution]

Yep. If your date can't survive a fart then why bother?

[Mupepe]

Girl farts are gross.  But everyone does them so if homegirl can't handle that you fart, then she has problems.

[Flannel Boy]

The last three days have been fun. . . .

Kill me.

[Shaka Khan]

So what's the smoothest way of rejecting a second date offer through text?

[Shaka Khan]

Kinda hard to pull when you have no family here.

Maybe I can get away with a dead sister?

[Shaka Khan]

I totally got AWESOM-O vibes from this person. Like, I can see in their eyes they already started building a future and shit. Got me clutching my purse and scanning for exits.

[Phoenix Dark]

Tell her it's Ramadan.

[lennedsay]

Tell him you really like him as a person and think that his IQ is really impressive  but that you are a soulless, manipulative bitch that only went out with him to destroy his life.

Add a blurb about a dead bunny and you're set.

[Shaka Khan]

I made a huge mistake on our first date: I bought tickets for "Her" at the moolah (couch-style theater) which paved the way for some serious snuggling, and understandably sent mixed signals. Had we started with dinner and chatted for a bit I woulda friend-zoned that post-haste.

Tell him you really like him as a person and think that his IQ is really impressive  but that you are a soulless, manipulative bitch that only went out with him to destroy his life.

There's a lot of #truth to this.

[Shaka Khan]

You filthy betch.

It was the second first date of day.

[Shaka Khan]

I'd literally take myself off the market for that hot churro.

[Phoenix Dark]

Tell him you really like him as a person and think that his IQ is really impressive  but that you are a soulless, manipulative bitch that only went out with him to destroy his life.

don't you mean her

[Human Snorenado]

Just use the "sorry, I'm not ready for a relationship" card. Shit gets used on me allllllll the time.

[Shaka Khan]

Just use the "sorry, I'm not ready for a relationship" card. Shit gets used on me allllllll the time.

"I'd like to see you again. Can I take you out to another movie?"

"You make for a great theater companion, but I'm afraid I'm not ready for anything serious."

I don't feel good.

[Human Snorenado]

Eh, just try to be as upfront as possible.

"Sorry if I gave you the wrong impression the other night, I was feeling sort of 'in the moment' but I'm really not looking for anything serious."

Or whatever.

[Shaka Khan]

Eh, just try to be as upfront as possible.

"Sorry if I gave you the wrong impression the other night, I was feeling sort of 'in the moment' but I'm really not looking for anything serious."

Or whatever.

That's perfectly put because, well, it's the truth. That movie was so demonic, friend.

[Rufus]

Eh, just try to be as upfront as possible.

"Sorry if I gave you the wrong impression the other night, I was feeling sort of 'in the moment' but I'm really not looking for anything serious."

Or whatever.

Yup, just be blunt. If they've had any sort of experience with dating they'll deal with it.

[Shaka Khan]

I just got this long text for a reply...

Nor am I. But I am looking for someone to have some fun with. I'm not looking to settle down or get tied down to STL. But if I could find someone's company to enjoy socially in a low stakes environment that would be ok with me. I appreciate you being up front.  And I'm terrible with this kind of thing,  But I did have a good time and if you're looking for a fun night out I hope you'll keep me in mind.

Translation: FWB

And now I'm thinking of using your other line, Triumph.

[Shaka Khan]

So I replied with Truimph's "in the moment" line and got back "I understand =) movies do that sometimes."

Done.

Dude you're a genius.

[Human Snorenado]

I'ma write a book detailing all the ways I've been friendzoned over the years, brehs

[Human Snorenado]

I was really proud of myself the last time it happened. I got the "you're so nice, I really want to be friends with you and don't want to complicate that with a relationship, blah blah blah" gambit, and I just said, "Well, I guess that's cool. I was unaware of the rule about not sleeping with nice guys, but it must exist because I get that a lot."

[Mandark]

Just don't reach for the fedora, Triumph.

[Phoenix Dark]

I enjoy Shaka's moment of relationship drama/advice far more than Bepbo's or Green Shinobi's.

everyone is happy

[Human Snorenado]

Nah. She got pissed (understandably) and the next ten minutes were spent patching shit up so that we could, in fact, continue being friends. I'm going to two more concerts with her this month because I'm a sucker! (at least we split the cost of tickets, amirite guys???)

[Human Snorenado]

What really sucks is now I'm sitting on $40 of FTD credit I bought for $20 from groupon and no woman to give it to.



...just kidding, I have all these lady friends who would love some flowers, especially since it's already been made clear to me there's no sex ever happening!



(I'll shut up now. Been a shitty year or so for me vis a vis the whole dating thing. Just need to forget about it until I've moved.)

[MrAngryFace]

I am dating a woman that willingly watched Batman (1966), Maximum Overdrive, and Street Fighter the Movie and enjoyed them allfor being what they are- AND appreciates the first TMNT movie- how cool is that?

#jinxedwtfdamn

[tiesto]

I don't think I've ever gotten the "LJBF" before... usually just got ignored or a vague (and usually mutual) "This isn't working out..."

One girl I was dating for a few months told me that I needed someone more conservative ( )...

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And of course the one after that was an insane evangelical bible-thumpin' republican who non-ironically said that Obama is a baby-killer

[close]

[Phoenix Dark]

I am dating a woman that willingly watched Batman (1966), Maximum Overdrive, and Street Fighter the Movie and enjoyed them allfor being what they are- AND appreciates the first TMNT movie- how cool is that?

#jinxedwtfdamn

There has to be a flip side to this coin. Is she a libertarian, or One Direction fan?

[Phoenix Dark]

Ok breh.

[chronovore]

Could ya'll guys and gals do me a favor and keep the "Giving Awesom-O shit" stuff to yourselves?

I'm off that bandwagon unless you flip out again.

As for everyone else, why let it bother you? Particularly, why let it bother you when you KNOW it's the only reason this stuff is appearing?

I know saying "don't obsess" is much easier to preach than practice. I have problems with it myself -- but you'll be better off if you only care about advice which comes from people who care about you.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Could ya'll guys and gals do me a favor and keep the "Giving Awesom-O shit" stuff to yourselves?

I'm off that bandwagon unless you flip out again.

As for everyone else, why let it bother you? Particularly, why let it bother you when you KNOW it's the only reason this stuff is appearing?

I know saying "don't obsess" is much easier to preach than practice. I have problems with it myself -- but you'll be better off if you only care about advice which comes from people who care about you.

I think what he's basically asking you is, in your life, why do you give valuable time, to people who don't care if you, live or you die?

[chronovore]

I think what he's basically asking you is, in your life, why do you give valuable time, to people who don't care if you, live or you die?

I guess, yeah, that would be the corollary. I was trying to keep it positive.