Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[Phoenix Dark]

my boyfriend

My side nicca

*deletes internet history*

[Himu]

I'm pretty sure that's a common habit.

[Phoenix Dark]

you know what they say, delete it after you beat it.

[Kara]

Incognito mode 24/7 y'all.

[Kara]

Brehs if they were making a movie about my life what would it be called.

[Himu]

Brehs if they were making a movie about my life what would it be called.

Incognito mode 24/7 y'all.

.

[Kara]

What if Perchik Wasn't an Ephebophile?

[seagrams hotsauce]

If a woman dumps you, then several months later picks you up again and then dumps you again within a week, you should probably not make an attempt at a third go around, right?

[Kara]

If a woman dumps you, then several months later picks you up again and then dumps you again within a week, you should probably not make an attempt at a third go around, right?

Breh why would they say that the third time's the charm if it wasn't true?

[chronovore]

If a woman dumps you, then several months later picks you up again and then dumps you again within a week, you should probably not make an attempt at a third go around, right?

Breh why would they say that the third time's the charm if it wasn't true?

You're just being mean.

Seagrams-hotsauce, have you ever tried on a shoe, and it didn't fit right?

When you tried it on again, did it fit THAT time?

[Reb]

Sometimes my USB plug works the third time.

[Mupepe]

If a woman dumps you, then several months later picks you up again and then dumps you again within a week, you should probably not make an attempt at a third go around, right?

Breh why would they say that the third time's the charm if it wasn't true?

You're just being mean.

Seagrams-hotsauce, have you ever tried on a shoe, and it didn't fit right?

When you tried it on again, did it fit THAT time?

this analogy is pretty fuckin incredible.

[ToxicAdam]

If a woman dumps you, then several months later picks you up again and then dumps you again within a week, you should probably not make an attempt at a third go around, right?

Make-up sex IS awesome though.

[nudemacusers]

If a woman dumps you, then several months later picks you up again and then dumps you again within a week, you should probably not make an attempt at a third go around, right?

Breh why would they say that the third time's the charm if it wasn't true?

You're just being mean.

Seagrams-hotsauce, have you ever tried on a shoe, and it didn't fit right?

When you tried it on again, did it fit THAT time?

well, sometimes a shoe has a stiff welt and takes some time to break in to get comfortable...

[Mupepe]

If a woman dumps you, then several months later picks you up again and then dumps you again within a week, you should probably not make an attempt at a third go around, right?

Breh why would they say that the third time's the charm if it wasn't true?

You're just being mean.

Seagrams-hotsauce, have you ever tried on a shoe, and it didn't fit right?

When you tried it on again, did it fit THAT time?

well, sometimes a shoe has a stiff welt and takes some time to break in to get comfortable...

kinda like an anus

[seagrams hotsauce]

If a woman dumps you, then several months later picks you up again and then dumps you again within a week, you should probably not make an attempt at a third go around, right?

Breh why would they say that the third time's the charm if it wasn't true?

You're just being mean.

Seagrams-hotsauce, have you ever tried on a shoe, and it didn't fit right?

When you tried it on again, did it fit THAT time?

.

But it's such a nice, interesting and thoughtful shoe!
Sobriety brought me the clarity that I don't really want none of that. I'd def sleep with that shoe again tho

[nudemacusers]

If a woman dumps you, then several months later picks you up again and then dumps you again within a week, you should probably not make an attempt at a third go around, right?

Breh why would they say that the third time's the charm if it wasn't true?

You're just being mean.

Seagrams-hotsauce, have you ever tried on a shoe, and it didn't fit right?

When you tried it on again, did it fit THAT time?

well, sometimes a shoe has a stiff welt and takes some time to break in to get comfortable...

kinda like an anus

well you can't just put your foot in an anus, can you?


wait...

[Oblivion]

So oddly enough that chick I posted about the other day who I thought wasn't interested in me? She wants to go out again this weekend.

Any advice on what to do to avoid the mistakes the first time around?

[Kara]

So I took a (what I presume to be) silent L from someone a few weeks ago but every few days I see that she looks at my profile but then never responds to my last message.

Just let me take my L in peace.

[chronovore]

Nah, really, really hot girls will either be unaware of their hotness, or assume you've got mad Arab oil money (when in point you're just The Mad Arab).

[toku]

OKCupid is a weird sea of desperate yet picky women of all sizes. I just saw a chick calling herself coffinfucker who said she wouldn't bang anyone with an Xbox One, but a manga collection is a requirement to achieve her love. Ah well, her loss.

 She'll let you step over her in the Barnes & Noble manga aisle but lord have mercy she catches you with a kinect in the house.

[Mupepe]

OKCupid is a weird sea of desperate yet picky women of all sizes. I just saw a chick calling herself coffinfucker who said she wouldn't bang anyone with an Xbox One, but a manga collection is a requirement to achieve her love. Ah well, her loss.

she sounds like a fucking special fellow.  Mid coitus start talking dirty about kinect and xbox live. 

[Phoenix Dark]

MLP DVDs are required for oral.

[Kara]

Full figure fashion model brehs. I'm going in (to take another L ).

So oddly enough that chick I posted about the other day who I thought wasn't interested in me? She wants to go out again this weekend.

Any advice on what to do to avoid the mistakes the first time around?

Didn't we agree that this was an unforced L for you? She ran up a tab at the bar and didn't drive to the date for (in your words) a douchey reason.

[Atramental]

That's why I can't do OKC in my area. All the 20 something's have kids and all the 30 something's want kids.

 

[Atramental]

Not gonna lie, I've been thinking about it a lot lately. 

The world doesn't need more crazed bald headed spazzes.

[fistfulofmetal]

it would appear my luck with OKC is good, but really it's really poor. close to a year using it and I've had two dates from it.

part of it is probably my inability to find people that are interesting or find anything interesting in people. both dates were from girls who messages me first so thats a thing.

[fistfulofmetal]

i dont know if i'm really into the girl i'm seeing right now. can't tell if it's because i don't think she's interesting or if i'm just constantly comparing her to my previous thing. i kinda don't want to be single right now but i feel like a dick. i don't dislike her or anything but i don't necessarily feel anything for her? ehh.

[fistfulofmetal]

yeah, you're the second person to basically say that. i'm still learning! bear with me!

[brawndolicious]

You should break up when you know for sure it's not going to work out rather than let it go on until you dump her for somebody else you'd rather be with. I'd say give it a month or two at most, I can't imagine spending a year with basically a fuck buddy but that's my own personal opinion based on the way I would feel.

[Rusty Shackleford]

Sometimes you have THAT girlfriend. She's cool, you do like her but not in a girlfriend way. You hang out and fuck. It could last a few months to a year, maybe more. But one or both parties just have it for the sake of having a relationship.

It's fine, you should keep it. That's like the jumpstart to when you do find someone you have those feelings for. It might seem stagnant at times, but stick around and enjoy it until there's a big reason why you should end it. Who knows, you might end up developing real feelings for her.

You might want to add a caveat about, you know, not stringing someone along. Hell, if both of them are on the same page, go for it. But it seems kinda cruel otherwise.

[Kara]

Made out with someone I shouldn't have been making out with last night.

Thankfully they had the presence of mind to go before we did the dirty.

[Rufus]

I'd take my chance with the fuck-buddy.

[Human Snorenado]

Only play away games with crazy

[Phoenix Dark]

Made out with someone I shouldn't have been making out with last night.

Thankfully they had the presence of mind to go before we did the dirty.

your cousin?
 

[Kara]

I try to share my frustration and the Bore will be incest shipping me forever.

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Unrelated: Do y'all ever judge people by the times they respond to your dating site messages (especially on the weekend)?

Like I received X responses (number redacted to avoid accusations of humble bragging) last night while I was out:

19:30-20:30 - It's Saturday night shouldn't you be doing something?
23:30-00:30 - Thanks for thinking of me when you came in.
03:30-04:30 - Either you party hard or work hard, which one doesn't really matter.

[Oblivion]

Full figure fashion model brehs. I'm going in (to take another L ).

So oddly enough that chick I posted about the other day who I thought wasn't interested in me? She wants to go out again this weekend.

Any advice on what to do to avoid the mistakes the first time around?

Didn't we agree that this was an unforced L for you? She ran up a tab at the bar and didn't drive to the date for (in your words) a douchey reason.

Yeah...but her tits are so big.

[brawndolicious]

#devoism

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but probably fake let's be honest

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[chronovore]

Edit: original fixed now

[Kara]

And they say the poet is a dying breed.

[Oblivion]

Okay, so I came back from my date yesterday, and it was...interesting.

First the good stuff. I find somewhat of a shortcut to her place, so the drive wasn't as bad as it was last time. She seems a lot more engaged than she did last time, and we kissed quiet a few times throughout the night where she actually seemed really into it, as opposed to last week where I got what appeared to be a very quick, reluctant peck on the lips. And to top it all off, I spent WAY less than last time. So overall, much, much better than last week.

Now here's the other part. This isn't really bad, just...something I wasn't expecting. This chick is a model, which I knew beforehand. What I didn't know until yesterday was that occasionally she does nude modeling as well. Nothing porn related, just the very, um.."tasteful" stuff. Okay, whatever I can live with that, I suppose. But then she drops a bomb on me. She invites me to a nudist swingers party that will be happening some time this week. Needless to say, I was a bit surprised at such an offer. Also needless to say, I've never been to such a party.

What do you guys think? Should I go for it?


Also, she says she won't be banging any other dudes while we're there. Which I'd hope so cause it'd be weird to act like swingers if we didn't even have sex yet.

[Kara]

I'd go. I have poor impulse control and bad judgment in interpersonal relationships.

[demi]

You're gonna get your dick sucked by an old man HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Oblivion]

You're gonna get your dick sucked by an old man HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So you're in the I should go camp too?

[Atramental]

It's 2014.

Head is head. 

[nudemacusers]

so a hot chick wants to hang out with you at a party where people are naked and banging.

and says she won't have sex with other guys.

and you ask if you should go or not.

there aren't enough coli emotes for how I feel right now.


also, from what I know of acquaintances who are swingers (and for some reason the military is full of them), it's mostly straight dudes swapping wives or girlfriends and shit. sometimes Eiffel tower action. not like there will be dicks on your shoulder the whole time. we (as in mah waifu and i) have talked about it but decided it would be too weird for us. but a chick you're barely attached to? breh

[Oblivion]

Just spoke with her. She says it's just gonna be a naked swimming party. No swinging involved.

[Phoenix Dark]

Is your body up to snuff breh? You've been called up to the majors, are you ready? Got rid of that pot belly in time? Got some abs showing? Decent frame? This is the test. If you're prepared I see no reason not to go. If you've been slouching on your health this year...might want to find an excuse not to go.

[Atramental]

That feel when I'll never experience an underwater blow job from a model that does tasteful nudes.

Don't fuck this up. 

[Oblivion]

Is your body up to snuff breh? You've been called up to the majors, are you ready? Got rid of that pot belly in time? Got some abs showing? Decent frame? This is the test. If you're prepared I see no reason not to go. If you've been slouching on your health this year...might want to find an excuse not to go.

If this was a year ago, hell no I wouldn't even entertain the thought of being involved in something like this. I'm definitely no Greek god, but after a good while of hitting the gym, I'm at a point where I feel totally comfortable showing my naked flesh. At least to strangers anyway.

[tiesto]

You're gonna get your dick sucked by an old man HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I like how Creepy Old Guy likes that post.

[Human Snorenado]

You're gonna get your dick sucked by an old man HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I like how Creepy Old Guy likes that post.

Don't leave Esch out

[Mupepe]

Oblivion has a damn good body compared to the average male.  He's being modest.  Pics in the fitness thread for anyone who needs a good jerk

[Kara]

the joke is that you're the creepy old guy sucking oblivions dick though

Demi didn't make a value judgment about the behavior of the fellator doe.

[Oblivion]

Oblivion has a damn good body compared to the average male.  He's being modest.  Pics in the fitness thread for anyone who needs a good jerk

You're too good to me, Mups. I don't deserve someone like you.

[nudemacusers]

oblivion just trim up your gooch/dick regions nobody wants to see a mess down there bb

[Oblivion]

oblivion just trim up your gooch/dick regions nobody wants to see a mess down there bb

Way ahead of ya, broham.

[chronovore]

the twist is that you're the creepy old guy sucking oblivions dick though

FTFY

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[Shadow Mod]

This is how I imagine some of relationship bore

[Oblivion]

Okay, I'm going to leave to that nude pool party in a few minutes. If you guys don't see me post here (or anywhere else on the Bore) by midnight, do me a favor and call the popo.

Wish me luck!