Huh? That's what he said while campaigning. Why is that news?
Because it says BREAKING
Also pour one out for all the comedians, Trump impersonators and news networks who will find themselves without content(TM) within a week or so
"Jon Batiste everyone, how have you been Jon? Ready to 'play back better'"
"hahahah sure Stephen"
"Biden was walking the dog today, I thought Trump forgot his hair"
*pling ding*
"Trump is the first President to have more divorces than terms"
*doing ploing*
"Biden announced that his administration will hold a press conference every friday... so..... to .... eerr..."
*doing pling?*
"Boy those tiks sure are toks right fellas"