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Title: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 26, 2007, 01:55:15 PM
Hitler: The guy was under a lot of stress, you know? I mean, he was looking after not only Germany's interests, but a bunch of neighboring countries, too. You can hardly expect one man to deal with that on his own without breaking.  And if you read Mein Kampf you can see that he had people's best interests at heart, he may just have gone about implementing them the wrong way. It's possible that the Jews said something about his artwork that really set him off--everyone knows that Hitler was a pretty sensitive guy. I'm aware that the US military is reporting death camps being discovered all over Germany, but I've known Adolf since 1935 and I just can't see him as a psychotic mass murderer. He was always such an inspiring speaker and gave such great parades. I cried myself to sleep last night just thinking about it.

YOUR TURN
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2007, 01:56:42 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: bud on June 26, 2007, 01:57:24 PM
:rofl
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 26, 2007, 01:58:11 PM
 :bow :bow :bow  :lol
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2007, 01:58:18 PM
OJ: HE WAS FRAMED! "If the glove does not fit, you must acquit".
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2007, 01:58:27 PM
Let's see how long this will get me. (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6845986&postcount=1219)  I'm thinking two weeks.

I am writing one for Stalin, by the way! This game is fun!
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 26, 2007, 01:58:54 PM
If only I wasn't banned at GAF. I would create this thread there.


Someone fall on the sword and do it.

Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: bud on June 26, 2007, 01:59:49 PM
white man should do it.  :lol
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2007, 02:00:04 PM
You got unbanned Toxic.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: bud on June 26, 2007, 02:02:21 PM
If only I wasn't banned at GAF. I would create this thread there.


Someone fall on the sword and do it.



You got unbanned Toxic.

.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 26, 2007, 02:02:52 PM
Toxic, do it. do it. do it.




do it.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2007, 02:04:13 PM
Do eeeeiiiiiiiiiiit.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2007, 02:05:47 PM
Choice quotes from over there in the past few minutes:

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he may of had a reason for killing his wife(not right I know), but I don't understand why the child...

 :lol

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So Willco, if a friend or family member of yours killed someone and committed suicide, would you not honor his memory? The WWE is a big family, of course they should pay tribute to him - murderer or not.

 :lol x 2
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: bud on June 26, 2007, 02:06:19 PM
who said the first quote, willco?
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 26, 2007, 02:06:55 PM
ToxicAdam has to post this thread now, or else he loses his man card.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2007, 02:07:54 PM
pCeSlAyEr did.

Oh my God.  It gets better - someone comments on DEM posting in all caps of "HE MURDERED HIS WIFE AND CHILD!" with:

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You do realize what mental disorders are, don't you? It seems like you would, considering the way you're acting about someone you don't even know.

GUYS ITS COOL HE JUST HAD A MENTAL DISORDER.  ITS COOL.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 26, 2007, 02:08:01 PM
John Wayne Gacy: He had an alcoholic for a father.  He was a fucking clown, cut him some slack.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: bud on June 26, 2007, 02:08:15 PM
he's offline

WHAT A BIG SURPRISE
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 26, 2007, 02:10:04 PM
ToxicAdam has to post this thread now, or else he loses his man card.

I said I would if I weren't already banned because of that thread.


In retrospect, I should have saved myself for better material. I got caught up in the moment and went with some B-grade shit.

Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 26, 2007, 02:10:45 PM
You got unbanned Toxic.

HOLY CRAP!

Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2007, 02:11:25 PM
John Wayne Gacy: He had an alcoholic for a father.  He was a fucking clown, cut him some slack.

Illinoise
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 26, 2007, 02:12:23 PM
You got unbanned Toxic.

HOLY CRAP!



TIME TO POST IT
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2007, 02:13:20 PM
More choice quotes:

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who's to say she didnt cheat on him or something along those lines? I know there is no justification for murder, but atleast there would have been a motive.

 :lol
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 26, 2007, 02:13:38 PM
Wow, first time I've been at GAf in months and not only do I see this fucking distinguished mentally-challenged thread but I also see "Blowjobs: Not that great".

Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: bud on June 26, 2007, 02:14:14 PM
More choice quotes:

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who's to say she didnt cheat on him or something along those lines? I know there is no justification for murder, but atleast there would have been a motive.

 :lol

that post is awesome  :lol
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2007, 02:16:32 PM
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throw in mental instability and add a dash of roid rage and you get what you get...

:lol
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Cheebs on June 26, 2007, 02:17:22 PM
POST THIS THREAD TOXICADAM.

If you don't you aren't a real republican, but a wishy-washy democrac.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 26, 2007, 02:17:39 PM
How did you get such carte blanche at GAf, Willco?
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2007, 02:18:42 PM
I post once every three months, so I think as so, people let it slide.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 26, 2007, 02:20:11 PM
This Stoney Mason guy ain't letting shit slide!
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2007, 02:21:05 PM
 :lol

These people are crazy!  It really does feel like talking to Scientologists.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 26, 2007, 02:21:24 PM
Wow, first time I've been at GAf in months and not only do I see this fucking distinguished mentally-challenged thread but I also see "Blowjobs: Not that great".



That thread rocks
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Robo on June 26, 2007, 02:22:43 PM
He did it! :bow :bow :bow
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 26, 2007, 02:22:52 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/newthread.php?do=newthread&f=3


That's gonna be a paddlin'

Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: bud on June 26, 2007, 02:23:41 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/newthread.php?do=newthread&f=3


That's gonna be a paddlin'



:bow :bow
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: TakingBackSunday on June 26, 2007, 02:23:47 PM
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Nothing is confirmed or ever will be confirmed.. there are only speculations

Chris Benoit "the accused" cannot defend himself...

et altera pars audiatur

Omg farnham at gaf.  wtf  :lol :lol
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: TVC15 on June 26, 2007, 02:24:13 PM
Ted Bundy wasn't a bad guy.  He was great at what he did and I will always admire him for it.  Just because mental problems and ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES lead him to kill dozens doesn't demean my good memories of him.

All of us here at Evilbore miss you, Ted!
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 26, 2007, 02:27:01 PM
I joined ToxicAdam over at GAF with the Hitler
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2007, 02:27:45 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6846268&postcount=1 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6846268&postcount=1)

 :lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: TVC15 on June 26, 2007, 02:30:05 PM
You guys are askin' for a paddlin'.

I want to post in that thread, though :(
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 26, 2007, 02:30:49 PM
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Isn't it against the TOS to post response threads like this?

What a fucking crybaby :lol
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: trippingmartian on June 26, 2007, 02:30:57 PM
LOL "tribute"

(http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a192/a192.gif)
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: bud on June 26, 2007, 02:31:08 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam
I'm not really accountable for this thread, because of all the work-related stress I am under. I hope you forgive me because I have entertained many people through my posts .. and that should allow for me to be above reproach.

 :lol :lol
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 26, 2007, 02:31:35 PM
You guys are askin' for a paddlin'.


For speaking the troof? I'm sure Bishop will pull the plug on NeoGAF once he sees this mess.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 26, 2007, 02:32:22 PM
yeah, a break from GAF would be fine really. I hardly go there anymore these days.

TAKE ONE FOR THE TEEEEAM

EDIT: aw man locked
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 26, 2007, 02:35:39 PM
This Stoney Mason guy ain't letting shit slide!
i almost never post there anymore, but he seems to be in every thread.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2007, 02:36:02 PM
lmao :lol
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2007, 02:36:34 PM
I got banned too!

I wasn't even really baiting, either.  Wrestlings fans, for all the REAL TALK on being TUFF and HARD WORKERZ are pretty sensitive.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: bud on June 26, 2007, 02:37:15 PM
how long is the ban and what was the message
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2007, 02:37:59 PM
You have been banned for the following reason:
serious baiting in the Benoit thread

Date the ban will be lifted: 06-29-2007, 11:00 AM
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 26, 2007, 02:38:14 PM
Yeah, let's see the message. How was Willco breaking the ToS?

Eh, who cares. I can feel the burning sensation of righteousness welling up within me, and for what? GAffers defending a wrassler?
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 26, 2007, 02:38:57 PM
looks like wilco is the Master Baiter

man I'm sad I didn't get banned :(
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2007, 02:39:57 PM
Haha, some dude said Benoit was a HERO.

A HERO.

I can't take this shit anymore.  What kind of a world do we live in where Benoit is a hero.  I get said when some folks whose work I love pass on, especially in film, but I wasn't like - MICHAEL KAMEN WAS A HERO.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 26, 2007, 02:40:37 PM
I can't believe those fucking idiots consider Willco "baiting". He's fucking talking SENSE.

Grown people that like wrassling - I mean, not even like but fucking ADORE wrassling - they're SO much worse than otaku, Nintendo fans... fuck at this point I'm even willing to say they're worse than furries.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 26, 2007, 02:41:22 PM
Ed Gein was unfairly born a man, and it was really selfish of women (typical, am i rite) not to donate their skins for his use. He just wanted to be pretty! And hey: at least he used all the parts instead of throwing them in a dumpster somewhere!
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: TVC15 on June 26, 2007, 02:41:35 PM
If Chris Benoit were revealed to be a pedophile, would people still be defending him?

"I know benoit liked nothing more than diddling little boys, but HIS WORK ETHIC!"
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2007, 02:41:52 PM
 :lol

I thought about doing Ed Gein, but I was hard pressed to make him sound sympathetic.  Somehow Drinky pulled it off!
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 26, 2007, 02:42:20 PM
If Chris Benoit were revealed to be a pedophile, would people still be defending him?

"I know benoit liked nothing more than diddling little boys, but HIS WORK ETHIC!"


They're defending a KILLER so I don't think it's much of a stretch.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2007, 02:44:31 PM
I like how people said that saying Hitler did good things was different, because apparently with murdering folks - it's quantity, not quality!

"Dude, Hitler killed millions!  That's not excusable!  Benoit just killed two people, and his wife was probably cheating on him so she deserved it!  Plus, he did his a son a favor, because he'd be growing up in a home without a mother, so he spared him the misery of that crappy existence! Benoit is practically a hero!  And I will always admire his work ethic.  ALWAYS."
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 02:46:40 PM
Bernie Goets wasn't a racist, he was just misunderstood.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 26, 2007, 02:48:51 PM
Malek wins with the quote of the day:

Quote from: malek
It's sad that people just can't look past the murders of his wife and child and focus on what is really important; HIS WRESTLING.

 :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 26, 2007, 02:51:54 PM
I want so much to be banned:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6846479&postcount=1347
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2007, 02:52:23 PM
:rofl :rofl
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 02:52:57 PM
Atleast you're not permabanned for saying JGR is for whacko-japo's and Sporsk having a japanese freak out.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: bud on June 26, 2007, 02:54:29 PM
I want so much to be banned:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6846479&postcount=1347

wtf  :lol :lol
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Cheebs on June 26, 2007, 02:56:46 PM
I am gettting close to a banning. Also

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so how can you just blame somone for murder when you basically know nothing about the motives and such...
yes, how can we be mad at someone for murdering a child! He may have had a logical motive!
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: TVC15 on June 26, 2007, 02:57:03 PM
I should just merge the Benoit thread with the Blowjobs suck thread.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 26, 2007, 02:57:17 PM
We're a bunch of internet misfits haha
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: bud on June 26, 2007, 02:57:38 PM
I am gettting close to a banning. Also

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so how can you just blame somone for murder when you basically know nothing about the motives and such...
yes, how can we be mad at someone for murdering a child! He may have had a logical motive!

what if she didn't want him take steroids anymore.

SURELY THAT WOULD BE A MOTIVE
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 26, 2007, 02:58:27 PM
yay banned!

reason: "not funny"

WHO BANNED ME??
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 03:01:33 PM
I am gettting close to a banning. Also

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so how can you just blame somone for murder when you basically know nothing about the motives and such...
yes, how can we be mad at someone for murdering a child! He may have had a logical motive!

what if she didn't want him take steroids anymore.

SURELY THAT WOULD BE A MOTIVE

More like a Lifetime Movie...


"Her husband was a proffesional wrestler, facing the demons from the business, drugs, steroids. She was constantly abused, until one night she couldn't take it anymore. It was the last night of this strong, powerful womens life..."Woman, The Movie", Saturday 9/11 at 8:00 PM only on the Lifetime Channel"
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: futami on June 26, 2007, 03:04:51 PM
i mean, put aside the rationalizations and excuses offered for his crime.

the outpouring of grief that immediately followed news of his death struck me as no less pathetic.

the guy was a professional wrestler, a faux-athelete who made a living shortening his lifespan for the entertainment for budweiser-swilling high school dropouts.

sure, the loss of life is always shocking and tragic, but who the fuck was this guy?

what adversity, that we're aware of, did he surmount?

exactly what did he contribute to society that merits the flood of tears that these shitheads now wade in?

Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 26, 2007, 03:06:47 PM
I was going to write one for Che Guevara, but then I realized leftists have already been doing it for years.


Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer suffered from low self esteem and began drinking at an early age. This confused and troubled teen felt rejected by his parents when they decided to divorce. Nevertheless Dahmer's heart did not grow cold and he decided to help poor underprivileged young men. These poor young black boys did not have a place to stay, but the Good Hearted Lionel opened up his home to them. Sure, he raped and killed them and even ate them! But, in a way, didn't society do the chewing for him? Hmmm?
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: bud on June 26, 2007, 03:07:20 PM
i see so many people with che shirts or bags.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2007, 03:07:43 PM
Finally a Futami post I agree with.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 03:10:12 PM
i mean, put aside the rationalizations and excuses offered for his crime.

the outpouring of grief that immediately followed news of his death struck me as no less pathetic.

the guy was a professional wrestler, a faux-athelete who made a living shortening his lifespan for the entertainment for budweiser-swilling high school dropouts.

sure, the loss of life is always shocking and tragic, but who the fuck was this guy?

what adversity, that we're aware of, did he surmount?

exactly what did he contribute to society that merits the flood of tears that these shitheads now wade in?



Exactly. I mean, Abe Lincoln was nothing but a persona, and you still have white trash crying over his death! It's not likie he abolished slavery or anything!
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: tiesto on June 26, 2007, 03:10:31 PM
I want so much to be banned:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6846479&postcount=1347

OMG!  :rofl
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: TVC15 on June 26, 2007, 03:15:58 PM
This farnham guy cracks me up.  This is someone's joke account, right?

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there are too many reasons this case as it stands is doubtful

1. even if he did kill his wife.. why would he kill his son
2. why was his son killed the day after.
3. why didnt his son try to escape or call the police or whatever


plus interviews with his fellow wrestlers or his neighbours indicate that he was not a psychopath.. maybe he was good at hiding it...

but there are many indications for a 4th person that might have done all this and might have escaped... and yet everybody is acting like the case as it stands has no reasonable doubt

Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: ZombieSupaStar on June 26, 2007, 03:17:48 PM
ok, im a wrestling fan (yes.... I know..... its awful..... right?).


But I hope that Chris Benoit has a special fucking spot in hell for what he did.


and what in the FUCK is wrong with some people trying to excuse this shit, FUCK that hes a fucking wife killing, child killing coward.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 26, 2007, 03:18:20 PM
haha, I approved your membership because of your PASSION, zombie. ;)
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2007, 03:19:14 PM
ok, im a wrestling fan (yes.... I know..... its awful..... right?).


But I hope that Chris Benoit has a special fucking spot in hell for what he did.


and what in the FUCK is wrong with some people trying to excuse this shit, FUCK that hes a fucking wife killing, child killing coward.

ZOMBIE

:bow
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: TVC15 on June 26, 2007, 03:20:31 PM
ok, im a wrestling fan (yes.... I know..... its awful..... right?).


But I hope that Chris Benoit has a special fucking spot in hell for what he did.


and what in the FUCK is wrong with some people trying to excuse this shit, FUCK that hes a fucking wife killing, child killing coward.

But there are good logical reasons for murdering 7 year olds.  The North American Man Boy Murder Association has been fighting for that right for decades.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 03:21:26 PM
ok, im a wrestling fan (yes.... I know..... its awful..... right?).


But I hope that Chris Benoit has a special fucking spot in hell for what he did.


and what in the FUCK is wrong with some people trying to excuse this shit, FUCK that hes a fucking wife killing, child killing coward.

I'm going to load up my WWF No Mercy with my gameshark and i'm going to kill him tonight by putting him in a Ladder Match. AWMAWGAHD! HE'S BROKEN TO PIECES!
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: futami on June 26, 2007, 03:21:38 PM
one thing i'll say, in defense of the guy, is that all of us -- humans -- are driven to extremes, though some our actions are manifestly more extreme than others.

who are we to judge the man for what he's alleged to have done?

it's shocking, to be sure, but we're impulsive creatures, slaves to emotion that sometimes takes hold of reason and pushes us towards an inescapable hell of consequence.

that's what it means to be human.

some of us are strong enough to resist those impulses, while others are too weak to stave off submission to them.

i'm not going to sit here and say:

murderous scumbag

what a piece of shit

hope he rots in hell

well, his legacy is shit now

----

that's the same kind of idiocy at work when tears start flowing upon news of his death.

human beings die.

human beings kill other human beings.

and it says much about a man or woman when they're too fucking spineless to confront that unpleasant truth of our condition.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: ZombieSupaStar on June 26, 2007, 03:21:51 PM
haha, I approved your membership because of your PASSION, zombie. ;)


heh most people call it anger management problems but im glad you see it my way :D



that thread has so much .... ugh....head hurts.


Chris Benoit is a piece of shit, and how people can just go, oh wells i still like watching his matches.... blows me away.... but then again I dont like seeing nordberg in the naked gun movies to this day...
fucking coward.....7 fucking years old......  :maf







Press conference on cnn now.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 26, 2007, 03:23:17 PM

But there are good logical reasons for murdering 7 year olds.  The North American Man Boy Murder Association has been fighting for that right for decades.
In the future, he will be looked at as a trailblazer. A trailblazer in and out of the ring.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 03:25:10 PM
I don't understand why he killed his son and not his two daughters too.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: futami on June 26, 2007, 03:25:21 PM
haha, I approved your membership because of your PASSION, zombie. ;)


heh most people call it anger management problems but im glad you see it my way :D



that thread has so much .... ugh....head hurts.


Chris Benoit is a piece of shit, and how people can just go, oh wells i still like watching his matches.... blows me away.... but then again I dont like seeing nordberg in the naked gun movies to this day...
fucking coward.....7 fucking years old......  :maf







Press conference on cnn now.

i don't mind seeing norberg in the naked gun series, because oj was a talented comedic actor.

you're a shithead, the kind of person that makes this world difficult to bear.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: bud on June 26, 2007, 03:26:51 PM
Allegedly Benoit kills his wife, then watches WWE with his son, then kills his son and himself later.

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272614341.shtml

wow
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 26, 2007, 03:27:35 PM
I don't understand why he killed his son and not his two daughters too.
Did they live with him? I doubt it. You see, you don't get in the ring with the Crippler and come out alive. THAT MAN HAD WORK ETHIC. e wouldn't leave two jobs undone.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 03:27:52 PM
Another thing I don't get is why people idolize Eddie Guerero, the fuckhead was a druggie. Thank god he died, we don't need drug heads in the world.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 03:28:29 PM
I don't understand why he killed his son and not his two daughters too.
Did they live with him? I doubt it. You see, you don't get in the ring with the Crippler and come out alive. THAT MAN HAD WORK ETHIC. e wouldn't leave two jobs undone.

I heard he changed the name of the Crossface to the Death Valley Driver before applying it on said wife :(
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: bud on June 26, 2007, 03:29:55 PM
that guy farnham, wth.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 03:30:35 PM
Whas happenin?
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 26, 2007, 03:30:50 PM
Another thing I don't get is why people idolize Eddie Guerero, the fuckhead was a druggie. Thank god he died, we don't need drug heads in the world.
He was taking drugs in an effort to get them off the market and away from kids. See, if he was taking the drugs that meant that some 14 year old couldn't. The man was a hero. Not quiet the hero that Benoit was, but a hero nonetheless.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Cheebs on June 26, 2007, 03:32:40 PM
The fact farnham can get away unbanned with saying its justifable to murder a 7 year old son, because there could have been A VORTEX is insane.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2007, 03:33:00 PM
Another thing I don't get is why people idolize Eddie Guerero, the fuckhead was a druggie. Thank god he died, we don't need drug heads in the world.
He was taking drugs in an effort to get them off the market and away from kids. See, if he was taking the drugs that meant that some 14 year old couldn't. The man was a hero. Not quiet the hero that Benoit was, but a hero nonetheless.

Ahahah
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 03:34:40 PM
Another thing I don't get is why people idolize Eddie Guerero, the fuckhead was a druggie. Thank god he died, we don't need drug heads in the world.
He was taking drugs in an effort to get them off the market and away from kids. See, if he was taking the drugs that meant that some 14 year old couldn't. The man was a hero. Not quiet the hero that Benoit was, but a hero nonetheless.

Oh, similiar to how Jeffrey Domner was just eating all the contaminated human meat to protect the bears, I get it!
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 26, 2007, 03:35:38 PM
I wonder what happens to all of Benoit's money? He's been a top wrestler for about 10 years now .. so he's been making 500k+ for over a decade now. That's a lot of scratch.

Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 03:36:28 PM
One would suggest the bitch of an ex-wife and his two daughters would get it.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2007, 03:36:29 PM
I wonder what happens to all of Benoit's money? He's been a top wrestler for about 10 years now .. so he's been making 500k+ for over a decade now. That's a lot of scratch.



I read somewhere the guy didn't have a lot of money?
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: ZombieSupaStar on June 26, 2007, 03:37:07 PM
you're a shithead, the kind of person that makes this world difficult to bear.

then im doing something right.  :-*
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Cheebs on June 26, 2007, 03:38:27 PM
New thread is up, TEAR IT DOWN GUYS

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=166687
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 26, 2007, 03:38:42 PM
you're a shithead, the kind of person that makes this world difficult to bear.

then im doing something right.  :-*
:rofl
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 03:39:47 PM
Woman was so not hot.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 26, 2007, 03:47:01 PM
I am so banned.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6847067&postcount=32 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6847067&postcount=32)
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 26, 2007, 03:50:02 PM
I wonder what happens to all of Benoit's money? He's been a top wrestler for about 10 years now .. so he's been making 500k+ for over a decade now. That's a lot of scratch.



I read somewhere the guy didn't have a lot of money?


According to this, he made about 500k for the year 2005. http://www.angrymarks.com/news/View.php?ArticleID=147

WCW notoriously overpaid their guys (oftentimes with guaranteed contracts). So, benoit was probably making 300-500k back then too (late 90's).


I am so banned.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6847067&postcount=32 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6847067&postcount=32)

Oh my lord Malek. Thats probably the worst thing I've read on GAF during this whole thing.  :-X

Malek, you're like the guy who doesn't like violence, but when it comes time to fight back you go way overboard and punch people in the nuts and gouge their eyes.  :lol
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: GilloD on June 26, 2007, 03:51:07 PM
I am so banned.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6847067&postcount=32 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6847067&postcount=32)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6847088&postcount=44

I'm working on my 3rd ban
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 03:52:36 PM
wonder if he killed himself with a Bowflex©
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 26, 2007, 03:53:32 PM
wonder if he killed himself with a Bowflex©
He killed himself on that bowflex seven days a week for us. WHAT A MAN, WHAT A WORK EFFORT.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2007, 03:53:56 PM
I am so banned.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6847067&postcount=32 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6847067&postcount=32)

I rofled
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 26, 2007, 03:56:39 PM
They found roids, who would have thought? bubububub the WWE has a drug program.   :lol
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 03:57:21 PM
wonder if he killed himself with a Bowflex©
He killed himself on that bowflex seven days a week for us. WHAT A MAN, WHAT A WORK EFFORT.

Chris Benoit is this generations Che Guerero. He will go down a legend in the making, and in five years everyone will realize that he didn't kill his family, he killed the Nazi Clones of his family. Chris Benoit, will be known as Christ Benoit, will further be known as a true Americana Hero.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 03:57:38 PM
They found roids, who would have thought? bubububub the WWE has a drug program.   :lol

Perscription Roids.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 03:58:48 PM
By the way, someone should tell this cigarillo http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6847190&postcount=76 (http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6847190&postcount=76) that Walt Disney was a known Jew-Hater, and that he was involved with the Mafia in Los Angelas and had contacts with Al Capone.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2007, 04:08:26 PM
:lol ManaByte
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 26, 2007, 04:12:29 PM
Looks like I have a two week ban. I have been banned twice from GAF, both times by Bishop and both times for cracking jokes when someone died.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Himu on June 26, 2007, 04:17:45 PM
Malek: King of Kings
Chris Benoit and Rosa Parks Hater
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Boogie on June 26, 2007, 04:20:30 PM
You know, I think a parallel to the excuse-making by wrestling fans in this situation might be how homojapuals lament Japan's fate in the Second World War while ignoring Japan's own actions.

You can ridicule them all day, but you can't make them see reality.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: demi on June 26, 2007, 04:38:31 PM
lol, I'm reading that thread, how long did you all get?
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Boogie on June 26, 2007, 04:46:13 PM
HAY GUYS, GUESS WHAT?

Benoit had a history of marital problems, and his wife even filed for divorce in 2003 because of threats of violence!

http://www.declarationofindependents.net/doi/pages/ajcbenoit.html

BU-BU-BU BENOIT TOTALLY HAD MY RESPECT AND THIS SITUATION CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!  I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: TVC15 on June 26, 2007, 04:56:12 PM
HAY GUYS, GUESS WHAT?

Benoit had a history of marital problems, and his wife even filed for divorce in 2003 because of threats of violence!

http://www.declarationofindependents.net/doi/pages/ajcbenoit.html

BU-BU-BU BENOIT TOTALLY HAD MY RESPECT AND THIS SITUATION CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!  I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!


FUCK YOU BOOGIE THE WORK ETHIC
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 26, 2007, 04:56:51 PM
I want so much to be banned:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6846479&postcount=1347


:lol :lol
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 26, 2007, 04:58:30 PM
I'm not saying what Gacy did is excusable, I'm just choosing to focus on the balloon animals and the laughter.

:lol oh god, this is the funniest evilbore thread in ages, belongs in hall of fame total
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: futami on June 26, 2007, 05:02:10 PM
you know, i think the guys ridiculing those making excuses are just as bad the ones who can't overcome their sad idolatry of the man.

we're fucked up creatures, warped by our divorce from the instinctual slavery that lesser animals are bound by.

in the madness of our actions, sanity is a matter of perception.

that he was an accomplished athelete didn't make him exempt from the base emotions that push even the strongest among us to the realm of what most would consider irrational.

however, assuming what he stands charged with is true, that should not be a mark against his humanity.

if anything, it's a sign of it.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 05:02:42 PM
HAY GUYS, GUESS WHAT?

Benoit had a history of marital problems, and his wife even filed for divorce in 2003 because of threats of violence!

http://www.declarationofindependents.net/doi/pages/ajcbenoit.html

BU-BU-BU BENOIT TOTALLY HAD MY RESPECT AND THIS SITUATION CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!  I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!


Right, because anyone whose filed for divorce is instantly a bad person...
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 26, 2007, 05:06:12 PM
you know, i think the guys ridiculing those making excuses are just as bad the one's who can't overcome their sad idolatry of the man.

we're fucked up creatures, warped by our divorce from the instinctual slavery that less animals are bound by.

in the madness of our actions, sanity is a matter of perception.

that he was an accomplished athelete didn't make him exempt from the base emotions that push even the strongest among us to the realm of what most would consider irrational.

however, assuming what he stands charged with is true, that should not be a mark against his humanity.

if anything, it's a sign of it.


cute. fact is, he killed his wife and kid, and no relativistic musing makes that acceptable. on the other hand, the excuse-mongering is so hilariously disgenuous in light of this fact that it makes for awesome comedy.

since when did you get sympathetic to the human condition, fu? do you feel a little hitch in your THUG LYFE heart when you see a flipper baby, now? or are you playing your classic ur-contrarian role  of the too-real gangsta who gets his hackles up when he sees interweb forum groupthink kickin' in?
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Boogie on June 26, 2007, 05:07:30 PM
HAY GUYS, GUESS WHAT?

Benoit had a history of marital problems, and his wife even filed for divorce in 2003 because of threats of violence!

http://www.declarationofindependents.net/doi/pages/ajcbenoit.html

BU-BU-BU BENOIT TOTALLY HAD MY RESPECT AND THIS SITUATION CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!  I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!


Right, because anyone whose filed for divorce is instantly a bad person...

What the fuck are you talking about?  The WIFE filed for divorce, of course she's not a bad person.  But the guy who threatened to hit her, and eventually MURDERED her, yeah, he's a *bad* person.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 05:10:10 PM
And the wife was the one who cancelled the divorce, so she must be the bad person for being so fucking stupid to stay with him.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Boogie on June 26, 2007, 05:12:49 PM
And the wife was the one who cancelled the divorce, so she must be the bad person for being so fucking stupid to stay with him.

Yeah, that makes sense.  Because abused spouses ALWAYS act rationally and in their own best interest.  ::)
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: futami on June 26, 2007, 05:16:59 PM
you know, i think the guys ridiculing those making excuses are just as bad the one's who can't overcome their sad idolatry of the man.

we're fucked up creatures, warped by our divorce from the instinctual slavery that less animals are bound by.

in the madness of our actions, sanity is a matter of perception.

that he was an accomplished athelete didn't make him exempt from the base emotions that push even the strongest among us to the realm of what most would consider irrational.

however, assuming what he stands charged with is true, that should not be a mark against his humanity.

if anything, it's a sign of it.


cute. fact is, he killed his wife and kid, and no relativistic musing makes that acceptable. on the other hand, the excuse-mongering is so hilariously disgenuous in light of this fact that it makes for awesome comedy.

since when did you get sympathetic to the human condition, fu? do you feel a little hitch in your THUG LYFE heart when you see a flipper baby, now? or are you playing your classic ur-contrarian role the of the too-real gangsta who gets his hackles up when he sees interweb forum groupthink kickin' in?

i never said it's acceptable.

i meant to imply that it's understandable, that we are given to rash actions -- rage, lust, various other compulsions -- that clash with our concept of sanity.
 
i'm saying that, you and the rest are no different in your pious condemnation of the man than the people who you now use this thread to ridicule.

is what he did right?

no.

is what he did human?

an act that reflects the arbitrary, often gruesomely unpredictable, consequences of free will?

yes.


Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Boogie on June 26, 2007, 05:31:37 PM
HAY GUYS, DON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS!  IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN SELF DEFENSE!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=6848142&postcount=284

Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Mandark on June 26, 2007, 06:14:02 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6846814#post6846814


Really, I think this one trumps all the others.  It's too bad he's banned.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Boogie on June 26, 2007, 06:20:11 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6846814#post6846814


Really, I think this one trumps all the others.  It's too bad he's banned.

oh good, they did get around to farnham.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 26, 2007, 06:21:28 PM
malek totally fucking wins this whole thing. Bravo.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 06:25:16 PM
Boogie, it's the spouses fault for going back to the originator of violence. I have a feeling your girlfriend/wife pussy whips you into watching Lifetime movies that show the women always being the one abused.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 26, 2007, 06:27:57 PM
I have a feeling your girlfriend/wife pussy whips you into watching Lifetime movies that show the women always being the one abused.


Boogie! Say it ain't so!
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: etiolate on June 26, 2007, 06:28:33 PM
Quote from: ToxicAdam
I'm not really accountable for this thread, because of all the work-related stress I am under. I hope you forgive me because I have entertained many people through my posts .. and that should allow for me to be above reproach.

 :lol :lol

Yes that part was awesome.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Boogie on June 26, 2007, 06:30:47 PM
I have a feeling your girlfriend/wife pussy whips you into watching Lifetime movies that show the women always being the one abused.


Boogie! Say it ain't so!

It ain't so. :P
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: AdmiralViscen on June 26, 2007, 07:03:43 PM
Great new front page.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 26, 2007, 07:05:25 PM
Great new front page.
:lol Viz
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 07:14:26 PM
I have a new avatar in tribute to Benoit's Chokehold on his adolescent son. Godspeed Benoit, godspeed.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 26, 2007, 07:17:06 PM
 :lol @ front page.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 26, 2007, 07:17:29 PM
Great new front page.

Chris Benoit -- entertainer to many, hero to more -- saves wife and son from the future.

:lol :lol
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 26, 2007, 07:17:50 PM
Where's my Patrick Bateman tribute?!

(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/e/e9/Batemanas.jpg)
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on June 26, 2007, 07:20:52 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uy5wxT5MVgs[/youtube]

Let's bring back some good wrestling memories
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 26, 2007, 08:08:56 PM
an act that reflects the arbitrary, often gruesomely unpredictable, consequences of free will?

and the basis of the best comedy throughout history, improved only by irony and hypocrisy, in that order!
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: bork on June 26, 2007, 08:52:56 PM
So I was sleeping/going to work the last 10+ hours and have missed a lot...please tell me all these naysayers are just internet peeps and not people from the WWE.  I read that the WWE has removed almost all traces of Benoit from their site and pulled all his merchandise, so I take it that it is just internet marks who can't fathom that this man did such a horrible thing.

I watch the pro wrasslin'.  I saw this news yesterday and was a bit sad...I mean, here's a guy that was supposedly a hard-worker who gave his all and loved his family.  And then it came out that he might have killed his family, and I thought this was fucked up.  Then it was confirmed.  Even more fucked up.  And now we know what he did in more detail...yeah, it's still sad what happened to the family, but Benoit doesn't deserve any kind of tribute; who fucking cares about his wrestling when he fucking murdered his wife and child? 
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: futami on June 26, 2007, 08:57:44 PM
So I was sleeping/going to work the last 10+ hours and have missed a lot...please tell me all these naysayers are just internet peeps and not people from the WWE.  I read that the WWE has removed almost all traces of Benoit from their site and pulled all his merchandise, so I take it that it is just internet marks who can't fathom that this man did such a horrible thing.

I watch the pro wrasslin'.  I saw this news yesterday and was a bit sad...I mean, here's a guy that was supposedly a hard-worker who gave his all and loved his family.  And then it came out that he might have killed his family, and I thought this was fucked up.  Then it was confirmed.  Even more fucked up.  And now we know what he did in more detail...yeah, it's still sad what happened to the family, but Benoit doesn't deserve any kind of tribute; who fucking cares about his wrestling when he fucking murdered his wife and child? 

i think it's distinguished mentally-challenged that they're attempting to expunge the guy from the org's history.

if michael jordan killed his wife and child, would it render what he's accomplished any less remarkable than it is now?

america is a twisted country that is deathly afraid of looking in the mirror.

Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: bork on June 26, 2007, 09:02:18 PM

i think it's distinguished mentally-challenged that they're attempting to expunge the guy from the org's history.


Yeah, that's dumb too.  I don't think they should give him tribute or put him in the Hall Of Fame, but they shouldn't be erasing him from their history either.  But they've kind of done this before with the likes of Chyna and Macho Man Randy Savage.  Not as extreme as what they seem to be doing with Benoit, but still the same.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: futami on June 26, 2007, 09:18:23 PM
why'd they do it with randy savage?

Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Mandark on June 26, 2007, 09:19:11 PM
But they've kind of done this before with the likes of Chyna and Macho Man Randy Savage.  Not as extreme as what they seem to be doing with Benoit, but still the same.

They did that because those business relationships turned sour, and they didn't want to promote an image or a brand they wouldn't collect any money on.

They'll ignore it for as long as it's toxic, but only that long.  If they think they can make some money off a "Chris Benoit: Piledrivers and Personal Demons" DVD, it'll happen.  It's not like Benoit's going to defect to Ring of Honor and wrestle under a mask as El Niño-Asesino and start siphoning off their business.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 26, 2007, 09:24:41 PM
why'd they do it with randy savage?

The rumor is that Savage slept with Stephanie McMahon when she was seriously underage.  Like 14 or something.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Mandark on June 26, 2007, 09:39:11 PM
why'd they do it with randy savage?

The rumor is that Savage slept with Stephanie McMahon when she was seriously underage.  Like 14 or something.


Seriously?  I never heard that.  That is awesome inappropriate behavior.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: TVC15 on June 26, 2007, 09:44:31 PM
man, the reactions on GAF are ZOMGtastic.

I don't know what to say - i don't follow wrestling, he killed his wife and son.

These guys are acting like the people who want to have relationships with mass murderers on death row.



Dumb white people now have their OJ.  He may be innocent because we will never know if there were VORTICES.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 26, 2007, 09:47:49 PM
wha? i'm bugging
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: Mupepe on June 26, 2007, 09:50:19 PM
why'd they do it with randy savage?

The rumor is that Savage slept with Stephanie McMahon when she was seriously underage.  Like 14 or something.


Seriously?  I never heard that.  That is awesome inappropriate behavior.
she was such a cutie
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: DJ_Tet on June 26, 2007, 10:33:26 PM
why'd they do it with randy savage?

The rumor is that Savage slept with Stephanie McMahon when she was seriously underage.  Like 14 or something.

Hey now  :-*
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: DJ_Tet on June 26, 2007, 10:36:24 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/WWE-Chris-Benoit-Floating-R-I-P-Shirt-Show-your-suppor_W0QQitemZ150136278800QQihZ005QQcategoryZ15687QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem


(http://i5.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/a7/13/cb8f_1.JPG)

Apparently springing for EZ-SKREEN 2000 and Spell Checker wasn't an option...

A lot of time in the trailer parks, people have to make decisions on what they need and what they can live without.
Title: Re: ITT we apologize for famous serial killers as if they were WWE Superstars
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 27, 2007, 03:08:03 AM
 :lol

This thread was awesome and now I send it off to the Hall.