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Phoenix Dark

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Re: "A black sheriff?!": The Official Topic of Obama and New Era American Politics
« Reply #13860 on: September 12, 2011, 05:24:52 PM »
Yea, very weird; CNN's "tea party debate." It's going up against Monday Night Football's debut too.
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« Reply #13861 on: September 12, 2011, 07:03:30 PM »
In other words, I don't think S&P is being petty or illogical and underrating us.  I think we're pretty much fucked already.

So you think it's likely that the US will default on its debts and that people buying bonds now are all acting irrationally?  That's pretty bold stuff.

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« Reply #13862 on: September 12, 2011, 07:28:14 PM »
Tea Party vs. New England Patriots fans?  I know what I'm doing tonight.

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« Reply #13863 on: September 12, 2011, 07:43:28 PM »
LOL at the Retardlican masturbatory fantasies that the US will default on their debt.

LOL at the balanced budget amendment.  We'll see that shortly after they'll pass an amendment to ban gay marriage, flag burning, and eliminate the Senate.  No Republican seriously wants that passed because how else will they fund bombing of brownskins?  To levy more taxes against the poor and most of the middle class at this point is like squeezing blood out of a turnip.  So that leaves the top 5-10% of the country and like hell they'll pay for that shit.  This country refuses to even go back to pre 2001 tax levels.

I fully agree that we should be in the black but we really can't do that without reforming entitlements and raising revenue.  We should be looking far past Clinton tax levels and look more towards Nixon era tax levels if we really are serious about getting out of the hole.
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« Reply #13864 on: September 12, 2011, 07:45:31 PM »
LOL at the Retardlican masturbatory fantasies that the US will default on their debt.

bubububu the debate was hijacked by extremists, Obama had to take a shitty deal or else they would have let us default!
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« Reply #13865 on: September 12, 2011, 08:13:15 PM »
I could get behind eliminating the Senate.  Or at least the filibuster.
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« Reply #13866 on: September 12, 2011, 08:32:17 PM »
oh hey, remember when dems had a chance to do that in January?
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« Reply #13867 on: September 12, 2011, 09:02:14 PM »
Triumph:  Yeah, the US House of Lords f'n sucks.  On the other hand, if we had a unified government with a 50%+1 threshold for passing legislation we'd be bitching right now about how our private Social Security accounts got wiped out during the crash.  Institutional bias towards the status quo screws over the poors, but makes me feel safer when the assholes are in charge.

So maybe what we really need is, um, a lower asshole ratio in the general population?  I got nuthin.



PD:  "Don't worry about Goldwater, the money guys from out east will make sure Rockefeller gets it."

Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #13868 on: September 12, 2011, 09:23:36 PM »
holy shit @ at the crowd yelling "yes!" when Blitzer asked the candidates if a person without health insurance should be allowed to die.

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« Reply #13869 on: September 12, 2011, 09:45:13 PM »
holy shit @ at the crowd yelling "yes!" when Blitzer asked the candidates if a person without health insurance should be allowed to die.

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« Reply #13870 on: September 12, 2011, 10:21:50 PM »
You see Billy, when it's the Free Market letting people die, then that's awesome.  When the Govt. tells you you're gonna die, that's socialism!
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« Reply #13871 on: September 12, 2011, 10:40:32 PM »
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« Reply #13872 on: September 12, 2011, 11:11:02 PM »
If the only options were the government paying for the care with the taxes of the populace or let him die, then by all means let him die. 

awesome another line to add to jaydub's dipshit hall of fame

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those pricks in the audience get to be all self-righteous because blitzer framed the question in a way that makes the guy out as irresponsible.  instead he should of asked what exactly all the people that dont have enough fucking money for coverage are supposed to do when medical care is needed.
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« Reply #13873 on: September 12, 2011, 11:25:34 PM »
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6:31 PM PT: Santorum says the GOP should try to appeal to Latinos by making English the official language. Seriously.

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« Reply #13874 on: September 12, 2011, 11:44:17 PM »
And the evolution of the modern day Republican Party into a cliched Bond villain continues apace, I see.
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« Reply #13875 on: September 12, 2011, 11:54:51 PM »
Perry looked horrible tonight, and very unprepared. The crowd was clearly on his side up until immigration came up. He was unable to defend Texas' sensible DREAM Act-esque policy of allowing the children of illegal immigrants a path to citizenship through state subsidized college. Mitt took a surprisingly hard right stance on immigration and the crowd ate it up.

The nomination is Mitt's to lose. Perry is going to be a regional candidate, winning the south and that's about it.
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« Reply #13876 on: September 12, 2011, 11:56:52 PM »
Should I quote your waffling know-nothing ass from two pages ago or not?
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« Reply #13877 on: September 12, 2011, 11:58:15 PM »
Also, the single statement I can agree w/ the most came from Herman Cain about the country being too uptight.  LIGHTEN UP, FRANCIS.
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« Reply #13878 on: September 13, 2011, 12:04:53 AM »
Two pages ago when I said Perry's social security comments would cost him the nom? And today, his immigration comments make things worse? Yea, I'm feeling pretty good on predictions. I thought Perry would wipe the floor with Romney initially sure, but he has killed himself in two debates in a row.

The question now is how far to the right can he drag Romney.
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« Reply #13879 on: September 13, 2011, 12:31:19 AM »
Sorry, confused you for Cheebs in my stupor.  An honest mistake that anyone could reasonably make.
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« Reply #13880 on: September 13, 2011, 12:36:08 AM »
HEY you Huntsman Fagggurts. He just equated supporting smart border law with treason.

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« Reply #13881 on: September 13, 2011, 12:39:23 AM »
instead he should of asked what exactly all the people that dont have enough fucking money for coverage are supposed to do when medical care is needed.

Yes, instead it was phrased as "Young, irresponsible guy flaunts personal responsibility and gets his comeuppance SHOULD TAXPAYERS HAVE TO BEAR THE BURDEN FOR HIS POOR DECISIONS?!?!?!?!".
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« Reply #13882 on: September 13, 2011, 12:49:17 AM »
I'm no fan of Perry but it was nice to hear him point out the fact that "building a fence" to fix immigration is ludicrous - regardless of Huntsman's distinguished mentally-challenged treason charge lol. Not that I think it's him taking a courageous stance: he governs a border state with a huge immigration population, it's hard to be too insane on the issue when you actually have to deal with it.
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« Reply #13883 on: September 13, 2011, 12:59:57 AM »
As a fellow Capt. Beefheart fan, I'm pretty sure Huntsman was being sarcastic.
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« Reply #13884 on: September 13, 2011, 01:23:57 AM »
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Phoenix Dark

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« Reply #13885 on: September 13, 2011, 02:00:03 AM »
The GOP hijacked Paul's economic and constitutional positions; I can't wait until they hijack his foreign policy positions.
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« Reply #13886 on: September 13, 2011, 03:01:35 AM »
holy shit @ at the crowd yelling "yes!" when Blitzer asked the candidates if a person without health insurance should be allowed to die.



you're joking
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« Reply #13887 on: September 13, 2011, 03:02:56 AM »
[youtube=560,345]PepQF7G-It0[/youtube]

what the fuck
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« Reply #13888 on: September 13, 2011, 05:44:58 AM »
I'm no fan of Perry but it was nice to hear him point out the fact that "building a fence" to fix immigration is ludicrous - regardless of Huntsman's distinguished mentally-challenged treason charge lol. Not that I think it's him taking a courageous stance: he governs a border state with a huge immigration population, it's hard to be too insane on the issue when you actually have to deal with it.
Perry being the governor of Texas is pretty much forced to be moderate on immigration. You can't be governor of a state with such a huge latino population and be "dem messicans are stealing our jobs!". Bush being the gov. there made him fairly moderate on the issue as well. Talking immigration is basically the only time Perry doesn't come across as fucking insane.

Which is why of course Romney is going to bring up the topic as much as he can, anytime Perry is talking immigration is a time Romney can appear more Tea Party wacko than Perry.



JayDubya thinks letting people die who can't afford health insurance is perfectly fine? Sadly not surprised.
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« Reply #13889 on: September 13, 2011, 08:42:38 AM »
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« Reply #13890 on: September 13, 2011, 09:17:27 AM »
Apparently the larger violation of the social contract concerns the distribution of tax revenue, not the protection of human life

Blitzer softballed that question. Well-off reckless young man can get his own insurance for only 300 a month and doesnt? Ok

How about a single mom with one kid, lives within her means, no leased bmw or big mortgage. Works two jobs part time, 25 hours each, doesnt qualify for insurance. Kid gets leukemia. What is the right wing solution?

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« Reply #13891 on: September 13, 2011, 09:53:12 AM »
Yea, kids with leukemia are a real profit driver for their parents. Donations are often so far in excess of this country's affordable medical costs that private charter schools are opened with the bonus bux

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« Reply #13892 on: September 13, 2011, 10:06:08 AM »
Changes mostly occurred under leftist fascist rulers like hitler and ronald reagan. The latter shocked the world by mandating that emergency rooms offer aid to those who could not pay for it.

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« Reply #13893 on: September 13, 2011, 10:22:00 AM »
Haha charity. So like the healthcare system will be a bible swap thing? Using fucking charity? Really? Lol most Americans (white people) feel that America is a-okay. You really think healthcare of a country can be funded from charity?
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« Reply #13894 on: September 13, 2011, 10:22:29 AM »
I'm pretty sure private charity and pro bono work was the status quo before any countries instituted universal healthcare systems.

Those countries must have found the old status quo inadequate for some reason.

GS with the ether!
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« Reply #13895 on: September 13, 2011, 11:12:28 AM »
Haha charity.

You don't really "haha" charity.  You just (apparently) want it to be forced charity.

No, I'm haha-ing the thought process that you actually believe charity is a solution.
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« Reply #13896 on: September 13, 2011, 11:29:33 AM »
I wish Blitz took the question further and asked at what point should such a person be removed from emergency care. Once it's clear he's in a coma, or should they wait a couple days and move him to a local church?
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« Reply #13897 on: September 13, 2011, 11:33:27 AM »
Or hold an auction for the corpse so a pharmaceutical company can resell his kidneys and retinas

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« Reply #13898 on: September 13, 2011, 11:41:07 AM »
I watched the first debate in full, didnt need a second dose within 48 hours.

Was your comment about sympathetic cases producing charitable contributions that exceed the need serious or a joke?

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« Reply #13899 on: September 13, 2011, 11:54:24 AM »
Man I wish I was a fetus so Christians would care about my well being :violin
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« Reply #13900 on: September 13, 2011, 11:55:14 AM »
Blitzer did do a shitty job (shocking, I know) of phrasing the question- he actually said the guy was 30 and could afford health insurance but didn't buy it.  If I could afford to put health insurance into my budget, I definitely would but since I can't I don't.  There are lots of progressively shittier options for broke ass people in regards to care in my area, with the least shitty option being a clinic that offers fees on a sliding scale (you have to get there at like 7 in the morning tho to make sure you get helped) and of course the king high shitburger of the emergency room visit.  The problem is that the system is hard to navigate and not easy to understand.  If only there were some sort of central authority that could mandate a basic level of care for all!
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« Reply #13901 on: September 13, 2011, 11:55:47 AM »
Haha charity.

You don't really "haha" charity.  You just (apparently) want it to be forced charity.

No, I'm haha-ing the thought process that you actually believe charity is a solution.

And again, you're not getting what I'm saying.  Someone wants a service and they can't afford it.  How is what you want any less "charity?"

I'd say it's certainly no longer virtuous or altruistic your way, because it wasn't done of one's own free will.

I'm going into this thinking that people aren't as charitable as you think they are that such a system cannot sustain the millions of Americans without healthcare.
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« Reply #13902 on: September 13, 2011, 11:57:10 AM »
Man I wish I was a fetus so Christians would care about my well being :violin

goddamn :rofl
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« Reply #13903 on: September 13, 2011, 11:59:18 AM »
Man I wish I was a fetus so Christians would care about my well being :violin

Ugh.  Such a stupid argument, and so widespread.

How is it a stupid argument?

If you're so willing to protect the well being of something that can't even think for itself through the doctrine of a 2000 year old book, why is it so hard to extend a hand to your fellow man simply because you don't want to pay a tax when you're making 100k a year?
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« Reply #13904 on: September 13, 2011, 12:02:05 PM »
That's not the point of the argument.
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« Reply #13905 on: September 13, 2011, 12:08:00 PM »
In any event, I don't recall feeling particularly permissive towards anyone walking up to Phoenix Dark and impaling the back of his head with scissors.

Even if I was the fed chairmen?
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« Reply #13906 on: September 13, 2011, 12:12:01 PM »
Man I wish I was a fetus so Christians would care about my well being :violin
:lol

Matthews should have asked who should pay for a delivery when a woman can't afford health insurance

That is even better than my version

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« Reply #13907 on: September 13, 2011, 12:12:22 PM »
Me:  All governments enforce some system of property rules.  Treating some good and services as being in the commons is just as valid as treating them as private property.

JD:  No, property rights are a natural right, and using force to confiscate them is a basic violation.

Me:  Well, that's how you want society to act, but right now you're in the minority.  Rights shared fictions which are determined and enforced through social processes.

JD:  No they aren't.  They exist independently of what people think.

Me:  Well, you and I have different ideas of what would constitute basic rights.

JD:  But mine are objectively true.

Me:  Can you prove that?

JD:  It's self-evident.

Me:  It's evident to your self, but not to mine.  If they are true and not a human fabrication, surely you can prove their existence in some way?

JD:  I already explained in our previous discussions that they are intangible, and by asking for evidence you are not taking this seriously!  [swearing possibly ensues]

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« Reply #13908 on: September 13, 2011, 12:14:25 PM »
smfh jaydub
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« Reply #13909 on: September 13, 2011, 01:48:05 PM »
hahaha you're arguing with jaydubya.


It only works as a comic punchline, and only then if the audience doesn't think about it too much.
Kind of like Libertarianism

guess it was kind of worth it for this
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« Reply #13910 on: September 13, 2011, 02:46:11 PM »
THEY EXIST BECAUSE THEY DO
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« Reply #13911 on: September 13, 2011, 05:17:31 PM »
I don't see how some intangible "natural right" to buy, sell and own property is more important than the life of every single uninsured person who shows up at the ER without any money in the bank account.

once you start thinking of uninsured people as property, it all clicks into place
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« Reply #13912 on: September 13, 2011, 05:19:28 PM »
Ah, so slavery IS still legal in America.  :smug
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« Reply #13913 on: September 13, 2011, 05:28:46 PM »
Ah, so slavery IS still legal in America.  :smug

And here I thought it was just in Poland!
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« Reply #13914 on: September 13, 2011, 05:56:46 PM »
Elizabeth Warren is running against Scott Brown; official announcement next week.

http://2012.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/09/elizabeth-warren-officially-launching-senate-campaign-against-scott-brown.php?ref=fpb

If I wasn't going back to school next year I would figure out how to get to Mass and volunteer for her for the campaign.  She's great.
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« Reply #13915 on: September 13, 2011, 06:02:52 PM »
Is there any Mass-Bore?

This needs to happen.
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« Reply #13916 on: September 13, 2011, 07:10:22 PM »
Man I wish I was a fetus so Christians would care about my well being :violin

This also works with CEOs and people in permanent vegetative states.

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« Reply #13917 on: September 13, 2011, 09:10:51 PM »
Ron Paul loving friend sent me this video:

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« Reply #13918 on: September 13, 2011, 09:32:22 PM »
30min youtube video? I'm not surprised: a libertarian's definition "great" is "how long something is."
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« Reply #13919 on: September 13, 2011, 09:42:14 PM »
30min youtube video? I'm not surprised: a libertarian's definition "great" is "how long something is."

tl;dr version:

Banks are the physical incarnation of pure evil. Gold standard, y'all!
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