I'd like to see Damon have a mental breakdown and start recording pro-Obama ads as characters he's played in movies and now believes he is.
"I grew up in a broken home in a poor neighborhood in South Boston. Even though I had the ability, I wasn't able to afford college and had to take work as a janitor. Under Barack Obama, I'd be able to earn a scholarship and attend a top school by pledging three years of service to our country. That's change you can believe in."
"I support Barack Obama for many reasons. As a small business owner I like that he will help control spiraling health costs, while using tax credits to make sure my employees have the coverage they deserve. As a disabled American, along with my conjoined brother Greg Kinnear, I know I can count on his pledges to fully fund the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission and swiftly implement Section 503 of the Rehabilitation Act."
"As a veteran, some people are surprised I support Barack Obama. But it is because I have seen firsthand the mistakes of the last eight years that I know we need change. We need to repair damaged relations with our allies while engaging in direct, tough negotiations with our enemies. We need to stop spending ten billion dollars a month in a war that never should have been started. And most of all, we need to stop brainwashing recruits in a misguided attempt to create the ultimate killing tools, only to have them go rogue and drop off the grid, foiling our every attempt at recapturing them."
