Okay, whatever, I'll try to get into the spirit of this thread.
Mupepe: He's my latino brother from another mother. My nukka. I still need to continue the erotic fan-fiction I'm writing about him.
Phoenix Dark: Most Improved Poster of 2007. Actually a pretty cool guy, when you get past his jokey forum persona. Also, in all seriousness, after he posted his pic, I wonder why he hasn't gotten a girlfriend yet. Dude is really good-looking.
TVC 15: Smartest guy on the forum, probably the wittiest as well. His taste in film and literature is pretty much flawless.
Professor Prole: Funny as hell. Can demolish any poster's ego with a single post. Also a pretty nice guy, though he keeps it "on the down low." If ya know what I mean. Nudge nudge. Wink wink.
MAF: Got me all of Babylon 5 on DVD, and we also share pretty similar taste in animu and portable gaming. Just an all-around pretty mellow, cool dude.
lyte edge: The master of 2D gaming. His posts on fighting games are legendary. I hope one day we can play together so he can kick my ass at Samurai Shodown. I call dibs on Iroha, tho.
Himuro: Crazy anime-killing dude. What more can I say? I bought Persona 3 thanks to him. But I still haven't played it since I accidentally read the ending on Wikipedia. :/
demi: Invited me to Evilbore in the first place. I think he probably regrets it, tho.
Willco: It is thanks to him that Evilbore lives. For this, we all owe him a measure of thanks.
Eric P: Coolest new poster.
BlueTsunami: All-around good guy. Everybody likes him, I think. His picture was also used in that awesome Lazytown gif. I wish I still had it.
nikki: Nicest poster, even though she's a little bit strange.
I'm sure I'm forgetting a lot of people.