Broseidon secret humble braggin about finances. I would have wished I could afford something like that back when half my drugs weren't LEGALLY PROSCRIBED AND DEA APPROVED/CONTROLLED.
So, is Salvia legal in your state? It says at der wiki that it's not federally illegal, but several states have made it so.
Some prohibitionists/media push this idea that it's a crazy MORE POWERFUL WEED MEETS LSD MEETS METH drug.
It lasts like 15-20 minutes for most people. But that wasn't included in most stories, so the idea that you could buy this SUPER POT AT STORES (at the same time the states are allowing medical marijuana to proliferate) freaked the common legislator/voter the fuck out.
Literally every state has tried to ban it since 2006-ish when these stories started, a number of places it just died (almost the entire west sans California*) and after it fell out of the news they never took it back up.
This was one of the leading cases:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brett%27s_lawThe law was named after Brett Chidester (September 16, 1988 – January 23, 2006), a teenager who committed suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning (by lighting a charcoal grill inside a closed tent).
The law was sponsored by Delaware Senator Karen Peterson,[nb 1] and signed into law three months after the teen's death. It classifies Salvia divinorum as a Delaware Schedule I controlled substance, analogous to Federal Schedule I, making possession, use or consumption of the drug punishable as a class B misdemeanor.[3]
Chidester's parents have argued that the herb played a major role in the teenager's death, and have advocated for "Schedule I"-like legislation beyond their home state of Delaware.[4] In particular, Brett's mother, Kathleen Chidester, has continued campaigning across the United States. For example, three years after Brett's death in written testimony in support of Senator Richard Colburn's proposed Senate Bill 9 to the Maryland State Legislature, saying - "My hope and goal is to have salvia regulated across the U.S. It's my son's legacy and I will not end my fight until this happens."
*Apparently Wyoming passed a law intended to ban it, but misspelled the name of the drug, so I would suggest it's theoretically not illegal rather this non-existent substance is. Won't protect you from being shot by cop probably but may get you out of a misdemeanor. (Its Colorado status, especially after the weed decriminalization, is probably such that the law which proscribes a ticket rather than arrest is rarely enforced.)
A friend recommended mushrooms and I might try those later on.
My college roommates never had any real experience with anything beyond some small, parent approved, underage drinking. And then one smoked pot a few times after getting to college. So when we'd get the inevitable COME GET ME I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE calls from people I got drafted as to how serious we should take it and how fast to move.
My one roommates on-and-off again boyfriend called one night because he was freaking the fuck out from a salvia high and wanted us to come rescue him from a party. I was like, he's going to be down by the time we get there but we went anyway because my friend was scared a little, guy was smashed anyway so it probably worked out okay.
Like a week later he called again because this time he had taken shrooms but was making essentially the same babbling.
I got up and my roommate was sorta like "but last time you said" and so I told him "this time, we don't know WHAT kind of shrooms he took." (It turned out to be some crappy stuff I don't remember the name of, but he wouldn't have come down for longer, so it probably improved the other people at the party's night to remove him and take him home to pass out.)
The next week we were watching some MST3K and I realized he hadn't called, I said I thought for sure he was going to be calling about the acid he just had taken. (He wanted to become a comic writer (or was it artist?), so my advice would have been that we hurry and take him a notebook and paper so he could write
The Invisibles.)
That doesn't really respond to you or help you with anything but it reminded me of a goofy story. I guess it does contain the only helpful information I remember about shrooms is you want to know what kind.