I have no idea who Digable Sop is, but in the past couple of days he's left me completely unimpressed. I don't think any of these washed up trolls have bored me more than this loser has. His zany, affected posting style is even more obnoxious than Cauliflower's because it's just a longform vacuous reaction to barely earned fame.
Listen here, pipsqueak: a few people were laughing at you, but you are in no way "epic" or "lulzy". EightBitNate has casually jerked off funnier posts than you could ever come up with even with a team of Guild writers shadow writing for you. I would rather listen to an 8 year old show me his stupid drawing of a dilapidated T-Rex and Spiderman fighting each other than listen to you imitate a random number generator piped into an ascii convertor. You are the stale regurgitant of a circus of stupid and no one will ever care what you have to say. I can tell you don't have any redeemable content within you so, for the sake of everyone, you can quit posting, now. There will be no second chances, no callback for a followup interview. You had two days and you failed. Goodbye!