Preemptive apology for formatting this like greentext, it's too long of a story to go through:
> Classes got canceled so I decided to order some Cuban food for delivery for breakfast at 10AM and watch some Netflix.
> Look at reviews and find out they are notorious for forgetting orders and/or making them late.
> Call 10 minutes later to make sure they got the order, they said they just got it.
> Online delivery confirms they got the order and are working on it.
> An hour and a half passes and I decide to call and nobody was answering.
> Call like 7 more times between me and my room's phone.
> Have the owner call me 15 minutes later asking if there's anything he could do to help.
> Tell him my order is half an hour late and I made sure he was at least working on my meal.
> Owner tells me he never got the order because the online delivery is bugged.
> End the call.
> Have the owner call me two more times asking me why I called.
> Later realize he was probably mocking me.
> Another hour and a half passes, I ask if my order is ready.
> Owner yells as hard as he can through the phone claiming he never got the order or talked to me.
> I tell him if he doesn't have my order I'll just get my money back through the service.
> Owner then immediately recites my order, says he has it, and then goes on this huge rant about how I should've just dealt with him directly instead of going through the service and hangs up on me.
> Not wanting the food I cancel the order and get a refund through the online delivery service.
> Get the refund and the person I talk to apparently gets cussed out by the manager there.
> Realize I used the wrong card and tied up some of my FASFA money on a refund for fast-food.
> My phone blows up with the store trying to call me; I have to block him.
> It's now 2:10PM and I haven't eaten since lunchtime after class yesterday.
> Put on my finest clothes to go to my holy savior that is Taco Bell.
> Hear someone knock on my door.
> Open the door and loudly say "I'm sorry I don't want the food."
> Turns out this was the UPS guy, who gives me the package laughing.
> Feeling dejected I head to Taco Bell.
> Order tons of shit I don't need because I'm hungry as hell.
> Eat it and sit on my couch wondering why the hell I'm in this situation.
> All of a sudden I can't breathe and my chest tightens up.
> This is how I die.
> Turns I have acid reflux again and now can't breathe when I eat too much acidy food.
> Become weirdly introspective and think about all the Ls in my life that lead to this point.
> What was supposed to be a day to myself was cucked out by a restaurant owner.
Anyone else have any shitty delivery stories?