help me choose between witcher 3 and horizon on ps4, only want to buy one game on the psn sale
The Virgin Horizon
- Fights robots in empty spaces
- Has no plough
- Has only one dissapointing playable character
- Certified Sony entertainment walking simulator
- Developed by politically correct Dutch weed smokers outsourcing their art to China
The Chad Witcher 3
- Gets into bar fights with swords within 5 minutes of starting the game
- Fights monsters, demons, vampires and knights in cool dungeons like environments
- Ploughs all the good looking characters
- Best WRPG of the decade or maybe all time
- Developed in Poland by an army of chads