River Of Slime |OT| Mission: Impossible

[ToxicAdam]

1000 bucks a night? You can stay at an actual luxury resort for a quarter of that price without outing yourself as a huge dork.

Excuse me, sir. You cannot put a price on putting this trip on your Instagram to impress all your other friends. That's worth at least 2000 dollars in E-cred.

[ToxicAdam]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-military-intervention-be-alright-to-save-the-amazon.136739/

here we go

100k troops died to malaria, but we saved 100k trees! It was worth it.

[Transhuman]

User banned (1 week): Trolling, account still in its junior phase.

Rest in peace, he was a great man. May others aspire to be like him.

moderate people who say rip but let others celebrate a man's death 

hey remember this a year ago

https://www.resetera.com/threads/john-bain-aka-totalbiscuit-has-passed-away-read-op.44722/

page after page of "rip" and "cancer sucks" and then

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they are absolutely getting worse

No, it's not getting worse. They only banned those users so they can say "Hey look! We're not a hate site". They didn't want this coming back to haunt them. It had nothing to do with them coming to a realisation that it was inappropriate. They're exactly as bad as they've always been.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/would-military-intervention-be-alright-to-save-the-amazon.136739/

here we go

I'm not entirely sure the US military is equipped to put out fires. Normally they are the ones starting them.

 

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/does-anyone-here-use-aflac.136741/

But here is where I'm confused and skeptical. Supposedly, any time you get diagnosed with a new injury and need to go to PT, you can claim $40 in cash for first 10 appointments. That is unsustainable and hard to believe. Especially for every new injury diagnosed by the doctor. They lose max $400 every injury someone gets and has to go to PR. If someone pays $7 every two weeks, it would take around 55-57 weeks to recoup costs of person. Thats where I'm like it's too good to be true.

So has anyone used or know of any experiences with Aflac? Is it a scam? Is it legit? I literally don't know much about insurance or policies to be honest

you don't say

[benjipwns]

I give up, I wanted a Jimmy Johns thread to determine just how quarantined ResetERA.com needs to be.

KSweeley letting me down.

[benjipwns]

Just giving Brazil money is obviously the best action, but now they’ve got a bad actor in charge.

Sanctions and tariffs on their agricultural exports would be a better option that military intervention.

I'm not talking about embargo like in NK or Iran. Not for imports. I'm talking about not allowing any Brazilian agricultural exports on the major markets. And freeze the extern assets of the rich people who are financing the whole circus.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

It is adorable and terrifying in equal measures that Americans think that their country can intervene militarily for benevolent reasons when they are just as busy fucking over the environment in the USA.

Maybe not burning forests bad but your president backed out of the Paris climate accords and has been tearing down environmental protections as fast as he can.

Maybe the rest of the world should intervene in the US?

Like, what fucking planet you all live on? If the US intervenes it will be so that IT gets to exploit those resources. Holy shit Americans are fucking infuriating.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

to be quite honest, I'd be pretty much alright if a nation like Canada invaded the US to intervene in the worlds behalf to stop the current administration from basically ruining everything.

          Is this treason, then?
               /

[benjipwns]

like do they think Bolsonaro is deliberately burning down the Amazon or something? he wants to exploit it

[Himu]

lmao

military intervention

That site is full of dumb fuck imperialists who have the facade of wokeness.

[Transhuman]

[benjipwns]

I just don't know if we really want to set a precedent where sanctions are imposed on countries that fail to manage their natural disasters ideally

[BisMarckie]

Isn’t that amazon forest provides 20 percent of the world‘s oxygen claim highly disputed?
IIRC there are some that say that the amount of oxygen it provides is almost negligible.

[Propagandhim]

Isn’t that amazon forest provides 20 percent of the world‘s oxygen claim highly disputed?
IIRC there are some that say that the amount of oxygen it provides is almost negligible.

I'm breathing just fine right now tbqh with you

[Propagandhim]

Still good, fam

[BisMarckie]

You’d be breathing better if you stopped chewing nicotine gum and switched to real cigs

[benjipwns]

i breathe AMERICAN air, not Brazilian imports thank you very much

[Propagandhim]

Oh.  Wait a second.  I feel something now.  Yeah, I think it's getting a little harder to breathe. 

We're going to need to rectify this right away.

[benjipwns]

ecofash the new minecraft 🤜

[BisMarckie]

Bolsonaro is a fascist and I'm not opposed to military intervention against fascism. Worked before!

 

[Himu]

They're so distinguished mentally-challenged fellowed.



edit: Sorry for all the mentally handicapped folks out there I just said are on the same wave length as you. I'm so sorry for saying distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. They're just stupid. They're not the same as you. Forgive me.

[BisMarckie]

Spending a thousand dollars to stay at a Star Wars themed hotel

Spending a fraction of that for a resort in Brazil while you spend the money you saved on hookers and watch the Amazon burn.

[benjipwns]

i call on the mod captains to reveal what post they're going to mark subpar spatula's permaban on

the 👏 people 👏 demand 👏 an 👏 answer 👏

[marrec]

Plane tickets to Brazil are expensive tho

[BisMarckie]

Plane tickets to Brazil are expensive tho

Hookers are cheaper there tho

[benjipwns]

I would, but as a joint effort between the nations of the UN, not just America. The Amazon is far too important to be under the control of any one country.

lol at Brazil not thinking ahead and getting a veto, annihilated

[FStop7]

Spatula permed and a Koch brother died screaming? Friday’s turning out lovely.

[benjipwns]

The "trump is dead" thread is going to be a fucking treat if this many people are coming out to defend koch.

If there's a trump defense force I'm going to have to take a temp ban.

[benjipwns]

lol they're loving this because they don't realize there are three brothers left

https://twitter.com/perlmutations/status/1164916244270612480

[BisMarckie]

I would, but as a joint effort between the nations of the UN, not just America. The Amazon is far too important to be under the control of any one country.

lol at Brazil not thinking ahead and getting a veto, annihilated

What are you talking about?
Territories under control of the UN(or its predecessors) always turned out great.

[benjipwns]

Facebook and Whatsapp has lots of blame in this for propping up Bolsonaro.

invade Facebook!

[benjipwns]

BUILD 👏 A 👏 DISNEY 👏 THEME 👏 PARK 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 AMAZON 👏

[Propagandhim]

Facebook and Whatsapp has lots of blame in this for propping up Bolsonaro.

invade Facebook!

What would a fascist need Facebook to get installed in power for?   

[BisMarckie]

I saw PewdiePie wiith a lighter and a gas can on a flight to Brazil recently.

[benjipwns]

$1000 a day to breathe OFFICIAL DISNEY OXYGEN

[benjipwns]

What are you talking about?
Territories under control of the UN(or its predecessors) always turned out great.

rather than the UN the Amazon can be like the Reedy Creek Improvement District, under the control of the Walt Disney Company

[Propagandhim]

But seriously...a few charities to donate to help the Amazon Rainforests if you guys are interested

https://www.amazonconservation.org/

https://www.thewaltdisneycompany.com/charitable-giving/

https://www.lockheedmartin.com/en-us/index.html

https://www.raytheon.com/

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

But seriously...a few charities to donate to help the Amazon Rainforests if you guys are interested

https://www.amazonconservation.org/

https://www.thewaltdisneycompany.com/charitable-giving/

https://www.lockheedmartin.com/en-us/index.html

https://www.raytheon.com/

[BisMarckie]

If it wasn't for us electing Trump, I would say let's do military intervention. Because we can't wait until the country figures it out before the whole Forest is burnt down and we're now suffering around the world because of it. I actually would sign up for the Army for that.


But we can't do it now because we're look like hypocrites. So now we're kind of screwed at this point.

[benjipwns]

The fires are deforestation, the fires are human driven from razing land, it's not natural.

this dude thinks forest fires aren't natural

[marrec]

The fires are deforestation, the fires are human driven from razing land, it's not natural.

this dude thinks forest fires aren't natural

Agrocorps naturally set these fires

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/im-so-bad-at-office-small-talk.136752/

paging Finale Fireworker

[marrec]

100% organic forest fires

[benjipwns]

no genetic engineering in my forest fires

[Joe Molotov]

Mother fucker ALWAYS knew he was dying before he'd have to pay the piper. Obviously. The man used the planet like his personal sex doll.

[Propagandhim]

If we can't get that 20% of oxygen back, maybe Poland needs to go so everyone including trans people can finally breathe?   I would advocate the UN intervening ( READ: I WOULD JOIN THE ARMY) and taking over Cyberpunk development tbh

[HaughtyFrank]

The fires are deforestation, the fires are human driven from razing land, it's not natural.

this dude thinks forest fires aren't natural

This one is likely on humans

The Amazon Environmental Research Institute (Ipam) has stated the recent increase in the number of fires in the Amazon is directly related to deliberate deforestation.

While the exact scale of deforestation in the rainforest will only be certain when 2019 figures are published at the end of the year, preliminary data suggests a significant rise.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-49433767

But there is also a general increase of fires in the region so the weather is probably not helping

[Joe Molotov]

If it wasn't for us electing Trump, I would say let's do military intervention. Because we can't wait until the country figures it out before the whole Forest is burnt down and we're now suffering around the world because of it. I actually would sign up for the Army for that.


But we can't do it now because we're look like hypocrites. So now we're kind of screwed at this point.

We'd just look like a bunch of fucking hypocrites if we saved the world now.

[benjipwns]

Spatula permed

Huh;  that's one that makes me kinda happy.   

I usually avoid talking about era members here but that guy annoyed the shit out of me.

I actually have no idea, someone with an account see if there's a message on his last post, banbot hasn't come up with it yet so I assumed he got shadowbanned and they'll stick it on some post later: https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-how-spider-man-divorce-shows-ugly-side-of-fandom.136609/post-23852529

[Nintex]

ResetEra yesterday: "There is no point in living if Spider-Man leaves the MCU we just want to die"

Bolsonaro: "OK I'll KILL EVERYONE"

ResetEra today: "Stop killing us!  "

Make up your mind 

[VomKriege]

Invade Brazil, which should take only a couple of weeks, with no pushback by any other South American nations, I guess... And then what ? Put water bombs on the F18s ?
It's kind of fascinating the pavlovian answer is jumping straight to military invasion rather than something like "try to have the international community negotiate a deal with Brazil to fund / manage firefighting" or "forest preservation" or somesuch. Not a magical solution by any means, and probably means sweetening Bolsonaro with billions in grant -some of which will assuredly get grifted- but still less expensive, needlessly cruel & lethal and probably more efficient than a  WAR.

[benjipwns]

moderate people who say rip but let others celebrate a man's death 

hey remember this a year ago

https://www.resetera.com/threads/john-bain-aka-totalbiscuit-has-passed-away-read-op.44722/

page after page of "rip" and "cancer sucks" and then

they are absolutely getting worse

FACT CHECK:

I'm glad to see this forum has grown up a bit and can enjoy the simple pleasure of learning that a horrible cunt has finally died

[benjipwns]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/what-do-you-do-during-time-gaps-between-releases-with-nothing-else-to-play.136654/

practice on my cardboard mock-ups obv

[Joe Molotov]

Spatula permed

Huh;  that's one that makes me kinda happy.   

I usually avoid talking about era members here but that guy annoyed the shit out of me.

I actually have no idea, someone with an account see if there's a message on his last post, banbot hasn't come up with it yet so I assumed he got shadowbanned and they'll stick it on some post later: https://www.resetera.com/threads/hollywood-reporter-how-spider-man-divorce-shows-ugly-side-of-fandom.136609/post-23852529

Don't see any ban messages. It must be one of those "somebody reported a post you made 6 months ago" bans, or he's on super-secret double probation.

[Uncle]

The fires are deforestation, the fires are human driven from razing land, it's not natural.

this dude thinks forest fires aren't natural

This one is likely on humans

The Amazon Environmental Research Institute (Ipam) has stated the recent increase in the number of fires in the Amazon is directly related to deliberate deforestation.

While the exact scale of deforestation in the rainforest will only be certain when 2019 figures are published at the end of the year, preliminary data suggests a significant rise.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-49433767

But there is also a general increase of fires in the region so the weather is probably not helping

all forest fires are natural, humans are part of nature   

[Joe Molotov]

I did find this post, though.

I really hope the next US President flexes so hard on China. I want to see that fascist state cower beneath their bullshit.

But why wait?

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

I'm not exactly henry kissinger, but I'm pretty sure bolsonaro just wants a payout as a UN development grant, or ecological protection fund or similar, but also wants to look like a big dick super power to his followers by fronting that he doesn't care rather than going cap in hand.

ie there's probably a very fucking easy diplomatic solution.

[Nintex]

I'm not exactly henry kissinger, but I'm pretty sure bolsonaro just wants a payout as a UN development grant, or ecological protection fund or similar, but also wants to look like a big dick super power to his followers by fronting that he doesn't care rather than going cap in hand.

ie there's probably a very fucking easy diplomatic solution.

Yup, he already signaled this and he has no viable way to improve Brazil's economic situation without outside money.

[Propagandhim]

Invade Brazil, which should take only a couple of weeks, with no pushback by any other South American nations, I guess... And then what ? Put water bombs on the F18s ?
It's kind of fascinating the pavlovian answer is jumping straight to military invasion rather than something like "try to have the international community negotiate a deal with Brazil to fund / manage firefighting" or "forest preservation" or somesuch. Not a magical solution by any means, and probably means sweetening Bolsonaro with billions in grant -some of which will assuredly get grifted- but still less expensive, needlessly cruel & lethal and probably more efficient than a  WAR.

the staggering fucking ignorance, condescension, and privilege of this post, holy shit.