Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Phoenix Dark]

Barnes n Noble plays that shit all the time. Now I just go to Borders 

[BlueTsunami]

If I was at Borders I would totally go up to that circular help desk they have and demand they cut the shit. And they'll be like "What?" And I'll point to the ceiling and they'll know. And whatever tweener part timer they've got working there will be all like behind my back  :'(

[Howard Alan Treesong]

if Owl City is what passes for music these days, then it's time to stop making music

[Great Rumbler]

[youtube=560,345]CMr52bCXNdU[/youtube]

i get ten thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs
i get ten thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs
i get ten thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs
i get ten thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs
i get ten thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs
i get ten thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs
i get ten thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs
i get ten thousand hugs from ten thousand lightning bugs

What the fuck is this shit?

I like about the first 20-30 seconds of Owl City songs, then the lyrics kick and I puke a little bit.

[BlueTsunami]

I can totally see Green Man holding his body length pillow so close to his body and spinning around his room to that jam'

[Great Rumbler]

I can totally see Green Man holding his body length pillow so close to his body and spinning around his room to that jam'

I do sense a strong hipster vibe coming from their songs.

[Robo]

I like about the first 20-30 seconds of Owl City songs, then the lyrics kick and I puke a little bit.

That's because before that moment, if you're not paying close attention, it still sounds like The Postal Service.

[The Fake Shemp]

Barnes n Noble plays that shit all the time. Now I just go to Borders 

Bu bu bu bu where will Cheebs go?

[The Fake Shemp]

Owl City reminds me of like obnoxious music that science-fiction shows create. It's like, in the future, music sounds so unbelievably bad because our primitive brains can't understand pop-culture in 2138. We're that out of touch.

That is Owl City for me.

[Joe Molotov]

One day we'll look back on Owl City and realize it's the greatest band of all-time.

[BlueTsunami]

I think this is a picture of the dude behind Owl City....



 

[Phoenix Dark]

phoenixdark0: btw do you like Owl City?
cheeb086: whats that?

 

[BlueTsunami]

phoenixdark0: btw do you like Owl City?
cheeb086: whats that?

 

I was like 99% sure Cheebs would know about Owl City and liked them (after Willco's comment about Cheebs and bookstores)

WHAT IS WITH HIS HANDS

Creating such horrible music will drain the life from your body. The hands being the first to go  :'(

[tiesto]

What do you guys think is the worse song? Tick Tock by Ke$ha, or Fireflies?

[The Fake Shemp]

Cheebs is being coy. I am pretty sure he is one of the band members of Owl City.

[BlueTsunami]

What do you guys think is the worse song? Tick Tock by Ke$ha, or Fireflies?

Oh man, my sister loves this song. I wanted to punch her in the face. Instead I bit my lip and totally real life SMH'ed

[The Fake Shemp]

This is why I listen to Pandora in the car now.

[Raban]

This is why I listen to Pandora in the car now.

I listen to my iPod in the car

Cassette adapters

[Phoenix Dark]

Fireflies is worse than Tik Tok. To me, Tik Tok just sounds like the product of some generic Fergie wannabe. On the other hand Owl City is so bad I can't even think of another song to compare the sound to.

[Great Rumbler]

I like about the first 20-30 seconds of Owl City songs, then the lyrics kick and I puke a little bit.

That's because before that moment, if you're not paying close attention, it still sounds like The Postal Service.

I've never heard of that band before, but, after listening to some of their songs on Youtube, yes, they are much better than Owl City.

[Flannel Boy]

And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk

Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us

 

[Great Rumbler]

And now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger

I'm talking about everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys tryin' to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk

Now, now, we go until they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us

 

:barf

[Akala]

she brushes her teeth with a bottle of jack though.

how punk is that. um, swag. i mean swag.

[Raban]

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

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you're not drohne!?!

[Bacchus7]

I think this is a picture of the dude behind Owl City....

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Jin, please shrink his head and make his hands bigger. Also, put a fan next to his face to make sense of his hair.

Or just Father_Mike him.

[BlueTsunami]

I think this is a picture of the dude behind Owl City....

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Jin, please shrink his head and make his hands bigger. Also, put a fan next to his face to make sense of his hair.

Or just Father_Mike him.

Obviously inspired from Jin's work

[Joe Molotov]

What do you guys think is the worse song? Tick Tock by Ke$ha, or Fireflies?

Oh man, my sister loves this song. I wanted to punch her in the face. Instead I bit my lip and totally real life SMH'ed

My sister caught me listening to that Kesha song (it was my first time, I'd never heard it before, I swear!) She was like "Sooo...you like that Kesha song?" and I was like " ". I wish she'd just caught me whacking it to bear porn or something.

[Barry Egan]

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you're not drohne!?!

He keeps getting my hopes up :'(

[Flannel Boy]

I'm not allowed to like Bon Jovi--the composer of the official song of flannel girl?

[youtube=560,345]omLgJe9cnCw[/youtube]

[Barry Egan]

photoshop some flannel on him so we don't get confused/upset.

[Brehvolution]

I think this is a picture of the dude behind Owl City....

[IMG]http://i47.tinypic.com/fentx0.jpg[img]

 

Jin, please shrink his head and make his hands bigger. Also, put a fan next to his face to make sense of his hair.

Or just Father_Mike him.

Obviously inspired from Jin's work
[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/2ceg0t0.jpg[img]

Bravo

[Robo]

Obviously inspired from Jin's work
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[Flannel Boy]

photoshop some flannel on him so we don't get confused/upset.

No.

[youtube=560,345]pB11N0JpKjc[/youtube]

[T-Short]

photoshop some flannel on him so we don't get confused/upset.

[Barry Egan]

[Eric P]

four lions?

i've laughed at the clips i've seen

[Diunx]

lol that guy has a song called vanilla twilight, is it possible to come up with a gayer name for a song?

[Mandark]

http://www.cleveland.com/living/index.ssf/2010/02/bill_watterson_creator_of_belo.html


Bill Watterson's first interview in roughly forever.  He doesn't say much, but still pretty noteworthy.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Calvin and Hobbes sucks.  Probably the first jump into furrydom for many yiffers today.

[Phoenix Dark]

get off my internet now

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.cleveland.com/living/index.ssf/2010/02/bill_watterson_creator_of_belo.html


Bill Watterson's first interview in roughly forever.  He doesn't say much, but still pretty noteworthy.

I wish more comic artists would learn a lesson from Bill Watterson and Gary Larson: stop making comics before your comics become a hollow shell of their former self.

[Barry Egan]

Calvin and Hobbes sucks.  Probably the first jump into furrydom for many yiffers today.

Walking Dead this filth

[Cormacaroni]

WHAT IS WITH HIS HANDS

A phenomenon known as 'Dragon Age hands'.

[ManaByte]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=386365

sigh

[Raban]

Calvin and Hobbes sucks.  Probably the first jump into furrydom for many yiffers today.

I'm glad I'm on your ignore list now.

EDIT: Put me back on your ignore list!

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=386365

sigh

Translation: "We would like for our games to fail."

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=386365

sigh

Translation: "We would like for our games to NOT fail."

[Rman]

[Flannel Boy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=386450 

[Great Rumbler]

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[Raban]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=386450 

Viral e-mail forwards are thread-worthy on GAF now? I'm so glad I stopped going to that fucking place.

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=386365

sigh

Translation: "We would like for our games to NOT fail."

Whoops, I just glanced over the article, and I thought he said his company was trying to market directly to NeoGAF.

[Akala]

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...so awesome...

[Flannel Boy]

[youtube=560,345]cBi5eHfqW5s[/youtube]

[etiolate]

that backpack has gotta be from a swap meet

[Raban]

Prof: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God?

I have 

And if you're wondering, the answer to all 3 is Chicken McNuggets.

The god that never disappoints.

[The Sceneman]

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holy crap I need this backpack

[GilloD]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/28/zara-hartshorn-13yearold-_n_441341.html This is sad, but like that Robin Williams movie. SO WEIRD

[GilloD]

ITS SO WEIRD WHEN SHE STARTS TALKING WHAT THE