Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Tieno]

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[Tieno]

Jobs

[Tieno]

[Tieno]

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[Tieno]

[Raban]

I've never thrown up in my life until I read that Facebook image. Yuck.

[drew]

that isnt possible, shut up

[lennedsay]

God it's like reading my cousin's wall, only his name is Jake instead of Blake. They get into huge fights on his wall, like a status update with 40 something comments. But we always fuck with him because I'm sure it pisses her off while he thinks it's funny.

Jake's status update: love you bab!!! (no e)
My husband: Love you too Jake!   

[Tieno]

God it's like reading my cousin's wall, only his name is Jake instead of Blake. They get into huge fights on his wall, like a status update with 40 something comments. But we always fuck with him because I'm sure it pisses her off while he thinks it's funny.

Jake's status update: love you bab!!! (no e)
My husband: Love you too Jake!   

take screencaps of that wall and then post them here, lennedsay.

[Tieno]

[lennedsay]

God it's like reading my cousin's wall, only his name is Jake instead of Blake. They get into huge fights on his wall, like a status update with 40 something comments. But we always fuck with him because I'm sure it pisses her off while he thinks it's funny.

Jake's status update: love you bab!!! (no e)
My husband: Love you too Jake!   

take screencaps of that wall and then post them here, lennedsay.

We always say we need to but the only time I check FB is mobile, so fuck it. If we get around to it, I will just for you.

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[Great Rumbler]

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That last guy probably grabbed her butt.

[Brehvolution]

[youtube=560,345] k-wFI9vTqto[youtube]

The greatest kill in FPS history

Awesome

[chronovore]

[youtube=560,345] k-wFI9vTqto[/youtube]

The greatest kill in FPS history

If that was orchestrated, then this is the best one:
[youtube=560,345] llMdIL_LFV0[/youtube]

[CajoleJuice]

Yeah that's not so odd.  It is illegal, but still, not really odd.

17 is age of consent in NY. Trust me, I've looked into it.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhC1GDAA4qicCqkieZ
 

[Raban]

that isnt possible, shut up

Actually it is! Excluding that poor joke I just made, I have never thrown up in my life. Yay me!

[Beezy]

If that was orchestrated, then this is the best one:
[youtube=560,345] llMdIL_LFV0[/youtube]

He threw it at a known spawn point. This is the greatest MW2 knife throw kill:

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[Third]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=24005605&postcount=455

Best ban ever. 

[MyNameIsMethodis]

This might be some of the worst reporting ever. Not only do they make up a fact, they also write off one of the most important inventions in modern electronics because it isn't anything like the iPod.
http://gizmodo.com/5671670/sony-kills-the-cassette-walkman-on-the-ipods-birthday

[etiolate]

Sonic is red, white and blue.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

And the red isn't his shoes =x

[close]

[Fresh Prince]

How come people hate fat things except cock, tits, arse and pussy?

[Diunx]

Cuz no one wanna rub no skinny tits.

[etiolate]

FP, how did pussy get into that collection

[demi]

FP, how did pussy get into that collection

Fat chicks have chubby vaginas man. Squeeze em if you got em.

[Fresh Prince]

personal preference, mayne

[etiolate]

fat cats <3

[Joe Molotov]

Sonic is red, white and blue.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

And the red isn't his shoes =x

[close]

And green.

[Purple Filth]

i was there going through the Wii homebrew thread on GAF and saw this

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23923933&postcount=8173

when did this happen? 

[Raban]

i was there going through the Wii homebrew thread on GAF and saw this

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23923933&postcount=8173

when did this happen? 

Are you asking when Dragona got de-modded? I'm interested too.

[demi]

She probably did it so she could talk about piracy without being a hypocrite mod :whistle

[Purple Filth]

i was there going through the Wii homebrew thread on GAF and saw this

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23923933&postcount=8173

when did this happen? 

Are you asking when Dragona got de-modded? I'm interested too.

yep

[Himu]

She retired; that's it

[demi]

She retired; that's it

Nope; real talk

[Joe Molotov]

She retired; that's it

She's not retired; you're retired

It's not her fault she was born without oxygen.

[MCD]

Someone invite her, please.

[Tieno]

Someone invite her, please.

give her admin status

[pilonv1]

Then ask her to ban Methodis, that would be hilarious.

I'm down with this

[Tieno]

DEAR GOD

[Beezy]

who is that

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

who is that

Adriana Lima wearing a $2 million bra.

[Tieno]

[lennedsay]

Worth every penny.

[chronovore]

If that was orchestrated, then this is the best one:
[youtube=560,345] llMdIL_LFV0[/youtube]

He threw it at a known spawn point. This is the greatest MW2 knife throw kill:

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Ah, thanks. That is the one I was remembering; I watched several, and most were clearly orchestrated. I remembered the guy was moving, even moving into cover, which the one I posted isn't. Fanks!

[Stoney Mason]

[youtube=560,345] k-wFI9vTqto[/youtube]

The greatest kill in FPS history

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Then ask her to ban Methodis, that would be hilarious.

fuck that, fuck you, fuck dragona

[Bebpo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=411089



now I'm worried I might have that because I always have various tonsil/throat soreness problems.  I should go to a doctor one of these months just to be safe.

[lennedsay]

Don't swallow so much bro.

Do you have allergies? Every time I go in for a sore throat, it's my sinuses draining and irritating my throat. Gross but not cancer.

[Bebpo]

Don't swallow so much bro.

Do you have allergies? Every time I go in for a sore throat, it's my sinuses draining and irritating my throat. Gross but not cancer.

That might be it.  I dunno.  I tend to have a sore throat in the morning when I wake up and it goes away once I take a shower.  And sometimes my lymph nodes feel a little swollen for no reason.  And then there was that whole thing last time I was dating where whenever I kissed someone my tonsils would break out in painful white sores and I'd need a week of antibiotics to get rid of them.

About 10 years ago or so I had a polyp on my vocal chord that I had removed.  Whenever I would talk for a bit my throat would get dry and my voice would cut off, and my throat would start bleeding a little.  After they took it out it went away.  But they checked for cancer and it wasn't.

My throat/tonsils are just very sensitive.  Reading that article I'm a little worried there might be something that could develop into throat cancer in 20 years when I'm 50 or something.  So maybe I'll have them take another look at my throat and see how it looks.  There's a good chance it's just that I need my tonsils out because I never got them out when I was a kid and I think they are the root of all my throat problems :X

[Himu]

bebpo don't worry about it, make sure your girl/s have hpv shots and take your own hpv shots.

[lennedsay]

I usually have a sore throat in the morning too because my allergies are always so fucked. I know it's worse if you sleep with a fan on, which we don't. But yea just from lying down, and that shit draining all night can wreak havoc. Or if you sleep with your mouth open, then it's drying your shit out.

With that other shit going on, I would definitely talk to an Ears Nose Throat specialist or your doctor first. I know I was always suceptible to having other throat problems because my throat already feels like shit.

[lennedsay]

Yea most definitely not cancer bud. Probably other shit going on, which if you're worried about, talk to your dr.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I find this thread irritating:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=410563

As a family who bred dogs for a while, I find the GAF consensus to be irksome.  I get the point but in the typical GAFtard black-white fashion, anyone who doesn't get a dog from a shelter is a piece of shit who probably eats babies in their spare time and anyone who breeds dogs only cares about the money!

[Phoenix Dark]

Sometimes you can't get the right dog from a shelter, sometimes you just have to buy one from a breeder.

this could mean like 10 different things dude, what you talking about son

[lennedsay]

I find this thread irritating:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=410563

As a family who bred dogs for a while, I find the GAF consensus to be irksome.  I get the point but in the typical GAFtard black-white fashion, anyone who doesn't get a dog from a shelter is a piece of shit who probably eats babies in their spare time and anyone who breeds dogs only cares about the money!

That thread was infuriating, like most of GAF. It's sick because now there is a market for this, where the market should be for healthy, happy animals. There was this shit makeshift pet store that set up in our mall for awhile and called themselves "Rescue a Pet" or some shit, and they sold dogs, lied about their age and health, and behavioral issues, all to make a quick buck because of everybody jumping on the rescue bandwagon. Most people can't handle minor problems with a pet, which is one reason the shelters are so overrun in the first place.

Maybe it's just different here because we have so many no-kill reputable rescue groups, so the Humane Society and Animal Control are really the only groups that euthanize. But the rescue groups scour the HS/AC websites, picking up most of the pure bred dogs and dogs that are adoptable. We had to go to a Humane Society facility once to look for a friend's dog (who was luckily at the neighbor's) and there was maybe one dog there out of hundreds that even seemed adoptable. They were all vicious or feral or just were... off. We have two big facilities that I know of that take all kinds of animals and never kill them, so if people have to give up their pet, they'll probably go there.

[Fresh Prince]

People here have common sense

[Shuri]

the new wave of mods at GAF is weird, its all nicknames I've never seen before.

[cool breeze]

there are new mods?

[etiolate]

they're the ones with the big hairdos