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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1440 on: June 28, 2015, 04:27:09 PM »
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Beautiful ceremony. My mother almost lost it when I had to walk her down the aisle. Ya boy welled up a bit (inside) too  :tocry

Had a great time talking and dancing with old friends and family afterwards  :rejoice

Speaking of, met up with some of my sisters old friends from high school

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One in particular supposedly has had a thing for me since I turned 18 and brehs, she's bad now  :lawd

I've always known her more than her other friends but we were never that close, you know? Right about now it's looking like a possibility  :shaq

Looks better than ever, single, and my nicca that ass  :whew

I may or may not have an update on this in the future
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Is your sister a bedwench tho?
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shout out to the coli
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1441 on: June 28, 2015, 06:37:03 PM »
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Beautiful ceremony. My mother almost lost it when I had to walk her down the aisle. Ya boy welled up a bit (inside) too  :tocry

Had a great time talking and dancing with old friends and family afterwards  :rejoice

Speaking of, met up with some of my sisters old friends from high school

spoiler (click to show/hide)
One in particular supposedly has had a thing for me since I turned 18 and brehs, she's bad now  :lawd

I've always known her more than her other friends but we were never that close, you know? Right about now it's looking like a possibility  :shaq

Looks better than ever, single, and my nicca that ass  :whew

I may or may not have an update on this in the future
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Is your sister a bedwench tho?
:hitler

shout out to the coli

Please  :heh

I personally think the niccas a bit of a cornball but he makes her happy  :yeshrug

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You got one more time though  :ufup
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1442 on: June 28, 2015, 06:45:48 PM »
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Beautiful ceremony. My mother almost lost it when I had to walk her down the aisle. Ya boy welled up a bit (inside) too  :tocry

Had a great time talking and dancing with old friends and family afterwards  :rejoice

Speaking of, met up with some of my sisters old friends from high school

spoiler (click to show/hide)
One in particular supposedly has had a thing for me since I turned 18 and brehs, she's bad now  :lawd

I've always known her more than her other friends but we were never that close, you know? Right about now it's looking like a possibility  :shaq

Looks better than ever, single, and my nicca that ass  :whew

I may or may not have an update on this in the future
[close]

Is your sister a bedwench tho?
:hitler

shout out to the coli

Please  :heh

I personally think the niccas a bit of a cornball but he makes her happy  :yeshrug

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You got one more time though  :ufup
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damn, he's already on the one strike list tho?
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1443 on: June 28, 2015, 07:19:21 PM »
That was to you nicca  :pacspit

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1444 on: June 28, 2015, 07:26:43 PM »

don't hate the poster hate the game
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1447 on: June 29, 2015, 05:50:39 PM »
"Karakand, would you like to do some tax law research?" :preach

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1448 on: June 29, 2015, 06:45:12 PM »
owned the author of 50 Shades of Grey on Twitter so hard it made the front page of BuzzFeed

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1449 on: June 29, 2015, 07:03:46 PM »
In fairness to the Internet dog-pile, there were a number of other almost-as-painful burns in that article:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jarrylee/fifty-shades-of-shade#.blM22XkjOd

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1450 on: June 29, 2015, 10:04:58 PM »
Put in my two weeks notice today.

HR director tells me, "I'm leaving soon too if you hadn't heard. Must be something in the air."

Yeah lady, it is called the company is sinking financially. (My boss is also leaving soon)
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1451 on: June 30, 2015, 12:25:14 AM »
All this time I just assumed EL James was a dude.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1452 on: June 30, 2015, 01:01:33 AM »
All this time I just assumed EL James was a dude.


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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1453 on: June 30, 2015, 07:05:05 PM »
Found out I don't have to pay my last mortgage payment this month before we close, and what was originally quoted as a $7800 sewer repair has been changed to a $350 flush and re-scope.

Repair addendum signed :rejoice

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1454 on: June 30, 2015, 08:29:14 PM »
attended mandatory leadership diversity training, stumped the overpriced trainer/consultant

me: "well, i consider myself an ally and an unqualified feminist, but these aren't situations quite as grave as the ones i regularly face..?"

her: "okay, i'm listening! right now, women and lgbtq issues are very difficult in the workplace, and i'd encourage you not to minimize them."

me: "oh, i'm not. i consider them important and very essential. but my biggest problems in current workplace discrimination come around exclusions particular to neurodiversity"

her: "neuro...diversity?"

me: "yes, both explicit and implicit actions as well as microaggressions taken against people of atypical psychological and neurological profiles."

her: "i don't understand..."

me: "well, put it this way -- if you knew an employee has severe bipolar disorder, or was well along the schizoid or autistic spectrums, would you hire them? if they had an outburst they couldn't effectively control, or a problematic med schedule that led to incidents, how would YOU handle it?"

her: "welllllll...i'm afraid i don't understand..."

me: "alright, lemme put it clearer. if i ran out of this room because of severe social or performance anxiety coupled with a bipolar fugue or manic state -- and i'd had this same response in several prior meetings -- what would YOU recommend?"

her: "that would probably be an issue for hr, yes?"

me: "and if i was fired or excluded or career-limited because of unproductive behaviors related to my essential neurological or neurochemical makeup, would that be a good idea...OR DISCRIMINATION"

her: "mods help"   :gddr5

me:  :goty
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1455 on: June 30, 2015, 08:35:26 PM »
shoulda asked her if she'd suck her dad's cock to save his life :gurl
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1456 on: June 30, 2015, 08:36:27 PM »
Thanks for sticking up for the atypical psychological.  I won't murder you.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1457 on: June 30, 2015, 08:36:57 PM »
or her opinion on hiring anime fans (obvs i am not ACTUALLY a fan since i am employed, quo erat demonstradum)
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1458 on: June 30, 2015, 08:38:23 PM »
Thanks for sticking up for the atypical psychological.  I won't murder you.

microsoft is a giant entropic organism comprised of individual psychologically challenged cells barely keeping it together
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1459 on: June 30, 2015, 09:23:07 PM »
or her opinion on hiring anime fans (obvs i am not ACTUALLY a fan since i am employed, quo est demonstradum)

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1460 on: June 30, 2015, 09:58:38 PM »
C.R.E.A.M. moment in 2015.

Went to turn in old plates at the DMV and despite them having card readers at each station, for plate returns they want that :money in hand.

Me:

Her:

Without paying, she took the plates and gave me a receipt to show to my insurance company :bow :-* :bow2

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1461 on: June 30, 2015, 10:12:25 PM »
Neurotypicals?  More like neurocasuals.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1462 on: June 30, 2015, 11:25:08 PM »
or her opinion on hiring anime fans (obvs i am not ACTUALLY a fan since i am employed, quo est demonstradum)

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i blame the french :beli
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1463 on: June 30, 2015, 11:26:03 PM »
or her opinion on hiring anime fans (obvs i am not ACTUALLY a fan since i am employed, quo est demonstradum)

erat

i blame the french :beli

Safe bet.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1464 on: July 01, 2015, 01:52:28 AM »
or her opinion on hiring anime fans (obvs i am not ACTUALLY a fan since i am employed, quo est demonstradum)

erat

all three of those words are wrong. neurocasuals indeed.
QED

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1465 on: July 01, 2015, 02:37:59 AM »
I think I went an entire day without my boss saying something passive-aggressive.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1466 on: July 01, 2015, 04:50:16 PM »
From today on if I get fired I'lle be eligible for benefits

Going on holiday tomorrow and the weather is finally hot and sunny

Gonna get a month paid paternity leave when my wife goes back to work after her nine months paid off

Yessss

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1467 on: July 01, 2015, 04:56:06 PM »
From today on if I get fired I'lle be eligible for benefits

Going on holiday tomorrow and the weather is finally hot and sunny

Gonna get a month paid paternity leave when my wife goes back to work after her nine months paid off

Yessss
The ruins of socialism  :'(
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1468 on: July 02, 2015, 08:18:02 AM »
Saw Phantom of the Opera last night on Broadway. Super super awesome.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1469 on: July 02, 2015, 01:42:27 PM »
Suchi girl smiled at me and said 'so nice'

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1470 on: July 02, 2015, 02:46:47 PM »
In 10 years you can marry your uncle, too.  :hyper

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1471 on: July 02, 2015, 03:12:37 PM »
Can't wait until FM makes her sushi wifey.

Enjoying a BBQ steak sandwich and a pint of black currant cider. Half day :rejoice

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1473 on: July 02, 2015, 03:42:06 PM »
Dat Arby's roast beef.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1474 on: July 02, 2015, 03:42:25 PM »
fixing the cable
:whew
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1475 on: July 02, 2015, 03:43:12 PM »
Dat Arby's roast beef.

Their chicken tenders are better than sex.  :noah

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1476 on: July 02, 2015, 03:45:11 PM »
Arby's is gross af.
Plastic cheese, tasteless mystery meat beef :gun
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1477 on: July 02, 2015, 08:52:49 PM »
dodging these shade attempts like the matrix outchea  8)
just got back from vacation and it's no secret how i roll. i've been there for 18 months now. so everybody knows they dont really need to ask about what i did.

so i'm in a meeting w/ management and they're coming at me about Q4 team bonuses and the boss goes "these projections are based on realistic expectations. it's not like we go off for almost a week, smoke a bunch of pot, get wasted everyday then come back with this for you "

me:

boss & management:

me: ok but what about all these new clients i have on deck

boss & management:

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1478 on: July 02, 2015, 09:54:06 PM »
Arby's is gross af.
Plastic cheese, tasteless mystery meat beef :gun

Thought Atra was commenting on the post above him :idont

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1479 on: July 03, 2015, 08:02:14 AM »
Got my ancient but still really nice Cambridge SoundWorks audio system connected to my PS4 upstairs, then wired connected to my router for the most hassle- and lag-free gaming experience in recent memory.
:rejoice

Almost entirely cured of my cold.
:rejoice

Found $1200+ in unsent invoices and my client is like, "Yeah send those! No problem."
:rejoice

Kara

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1480 on: July 05, 2015, 01:59:30 PM »
Finished my first short story in years. (Like the last one I finished was literally more than 10 years ago.) :anhuld

Now to finish the one I've been writing and rewriting over the course of 5 years. :bolo

e: I also ate a bunch of cookies left over from the commune's 4th party. :preach

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1481 on: July 05, 2015, 04:28:28 PM »

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1482 on: July 06, 2015, 12:04:04 AM »
Ain't no party like a commune party, cuz a commune party has leftover cookies
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1483 on: July 06, 2015, 12:39:07 PM »
i always figured "commune" was shorthand for "swingers' dormitory"  :ohhh

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1484 on: July 06, 2015, 01:08:54 PM »
No it's literally like Dr. Zhivago's house when he comes home after the Civil War.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1485 on: July 06, 2015, 01:33:57 PM »
I hope you enjoyed your cookies baked with the blood and tears of slavery and genocide, you capitalist swine.
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1486 on: July 06, 2015, 01:35:26 PM »
Salty black and reds ares the tastiest. 

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1487 on: July 06, 2015, 01:41:18 PM »
Unless you consider owning a stake in a cooperative owning capital, I'm petit bourgeois and not a capitalist. Them's fightin' words. :bolo

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1488 on: July 06, 2015, 02:14:59 PM »
Oil down 6.5% today.  :preach :phil
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1489 on: July 06, 2015, 04:18:34 PM »
Worked 149 hours this two week pay period. Come at me, Vularai!

:whew


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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1490 on: July 06, 2015, 05:13:23 PM »
12-15 hour days, not bad. :obama

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1491 on: July 06, 2015, 05:43:17 PM »
Unplugging/replugging keyboards, running security scans, using spellcheck, email attachments.

Parents thinking I'm an IT guru :heh

Kara

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1492 on: July 06, 2015, 06:16:20 PM »
Unplugging/replugging keyboards, running security scans, using spellcheck, email attachments.

Parents thinking I'm an IT guru :heh

Praise the Omnissiah. :preach

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1493 on: July 06, 2015, 06:23:56 PM »
Unless you consider owning a stake in a cooperative owning capital, I'm petit bourgeois and not a capitalist. Them's fightin' words. :bolo

Not every exasperated petty bourgeois could have become Hitler, but a particle of Hitler is lodged in every exasperated petty bourgeois.

QED

Van Cruncheon

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1494 on: July 06, 2015, 06:48:52 PM »
look to the jew in your own eye before marking the kristalnacht in your neighbor's, bourgeois breh
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1495 on: July 06, 2015, 07:30:34 PM »
Taking an L from a Trotsky primary source. Can life please give me a fucking break. :goty

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1496 on: July 06, 2015, 09:04:18 PM »
Worked 149 hours this two week pay period. Come at me, Vularai!

:whew
Come back in 6 months :hitler
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1497 on: July 06, 2015, 09:11:00 PM »
Unplugging/replugging keyboards, running security scans, using spellcheck, email attachments.

Parents thinking I'm an IT guru :heh

the ego boost :lawd

until you become the defacto computer guy for everyone in your family :brazilcry

One of these holidays I'm gonna pretend I have Parkinson's or something to avoid dealing with people's phones/laptops/etc. Give me your $500 phone if you dare but my shaky hands might drop it - oh you're gonna go to the Goon Squad? Sounds like a good idea, wouldn't want to break that screen.

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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1498 on: July 06, 2015, 09:36:08 PM »
when you turn 40, you get a special card that says "NO, FUCKING FIX YOUR OWN PC" you can hand out to relatives. it's the only plus until i get social security. :tocry
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Re: Please share your triumph of the day
« Reply #1499 on: July 06, 2015, 09:39:45 PM »
oh, and my triumph of the day was delivering the first wave of performance reviews with a fuckin rictus of a smile still fixed on my doof-ass face and letting passive-aggressive pudricks walk back out the door with their limbs still intact.

...

not sure if triumph, actually
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