Author Topic: Please share your triumph of the day (Read 797867 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2760 on:** May 27, 2016, 05:49:58 PM »

white supremacy

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #2761 on:** May 27, 2016, 06:42:45 PM »

Everyone get on Twitter and RT me. I just hit 67 RTs and I think I have a shot at knocking Ellen off her throne!

Kara · « **Reply #2762 on:** May 27, 2016, 06:47:06 PM »

I don't get the tweet. I can't risk damaging my credibility with White Maoists and Stalinist Twitter. Am I missing something?

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #2763 on:** May 27, 2016, 06:50:55 PM »

Absolutely.

chronovore · « **Reply #2764 on:** May 29, 2016, 01:30:45 AM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on May 27, 2016, 02:28:13 PM

So what will his starting salary be? Such a bold individual surely has value

Hire him at $200K/year and then when he shows up for his first day tell him the offer was as real as his involvement in that project.

VomKriege · « **Reply #2765 on:** May 29, 2016, 08:50:54 AM »

Quote from: Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich on May 27, 2016, 05:07:36 PM

Woke up with a swollen eye, went to the eye doctor and will get to wear a sweet eye patch all thru memorial day weekend

depth perception

Don't chicks dig the Harlock style ?

Bebpo · « **Reply #2766 on:** May 29, 2016, 08:36:13 PM »

Been sick for like 3.5 weeks now, which I blame partly on working so much that I haven't had time to take a sick day or two and just rest, so this weekend I'm using the 3 days to just stay at home and rest and get over this. Threw my back out on the first day yesterday which was pretty suck and painful and didn't sleep that well, but it's getting better and almost normal today. Anyhow, when I'm like 99.9% done with a cold/flu I like to clean up to get looking and feeling good to get my life back in order. So shaved today and went and got a haircut and the stylist wanted to take a picture of me to put up on their wall of haircut models, which felt good and is my triumph of the day.

Mupepe · « **Reply #2767 on:** May 30, 2016, 11:10:20 AM »

Flew my largest and fastest RC airplane this morning without having to use flaps to slow it down. I usually have to use at least 20 degrees of flap so I can float it and not have it fly at a speed that scares me. It went awesome and if I had a cigar I'd be smoking it right now.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2768 on:** May 30, 2016, 02:20:41 PM »

No one is the office so I've been able to blast Killer Mike and Yes without headphones all day

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2769 on:** May 30, 2016, 03:08:57 PM »

Those anti-Clinton lyrics get me all hyped up. I can't think of a better political music than Yes.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2770 on:** May 30, 2016, 03:17:55 PM »

Yes is terrible. This will affect your Bore fuckability rating.

T234 · « **Reply #2771 on:** May 30, 2016, 03:26:55 PM »

I can see Arvie blaring Ric Flair by Killer Mike in the lab.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2772 on:** May 30, 2016, 03:28:13 PM »

I was in fact listening to Pl3dge.

And all the other women around the world just say ... awww, there goes the man ... Woo!

TVC15 · « **Reply #2773 on:** May 30, 2016, 03:37:12 PM »

Alright, Arv has been demoted from "would eat Chef Boyardee canned spaghetti and meatballs out of his gaping butthole" to "would fill his gaping butthole with ranch dressing and dip breadsticks in it."

Oblivion · « **Reply #2774 on:** May 30, 2016, 11:35:40 PM »

Woo! I just found out I passed all my upper division courses this semester!

I had 3 classes and I knew I was going to do real good in 2 of em. It was just the last one that was a big ass question mark. The professor for that class was an immense douche that gave me the most trouble in any class since I took AP chem in fricken high school. Both students and other professors disliked him very much.

Still, despite that, I somehow passed with a solid grade, so whatever, I lucked out. Now my GPA is rockin' pretty nicely and I never have to take another one of his classes for the remainder of my time. Now I can actually start enjoying my summer!

Mupepe · « **Reply #2775 on:** May 31, 2016, 07:14:45 AM »

Pics of her chest please

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2776 on:** May 31, 2016, 09:16:55 AM »

Even though you broke it off, I'd refrain from telling people you ever associated with someone like that.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #2777 on:** May 31, 2016, 12:18:55 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on May 31, 2016, 04:26:21 AM

My crazy, stalker ex girlfriend got a chest tattoo with the words "Nothing Illa than Salmonella" all over her chest and I feel vindicated for cutting her out of my life.

I can't believe this.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2778 on:** May 31, 2016, 12:21:04 PM »

How crazy are we talking?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #2779 on:** May 31, 2016, 12:28:47 PM »

https://www.reddit.com/r/badtattoos/comments/4ljjy0/nothins_illa_than_salmonella/
http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/showthread.php?665332-Dumbest-Tattoo-Ever

Did it look like this?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2780 on:** May 31, 2016, 12:58:47 PM »

What the fuck?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2781 on:** May 31, 2016, 01:02:19 PM »

Hahaha

Man if I were your ex, I wouldn't tell people I once associated with you.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2782 on:** May 31, 2016, 01:04:18 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on May 31, 2016, 01:02:19 PM

Hahaha

Man if I were your ex, I wouldn't tell people I once associated with you.

Reverse catfish.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2783 on:** May 31, 2016, 01:06:24 PM »

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on May 31, 2016, 01:04:18 PM

Reverse catfish.

The fish part on top and the cat part on the bottom?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2784 on:** May 31, 2016, 01:08:33 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on May 31, 2016, 01:06:24 PM

Quote from: Am_I_Anonymous on May 31, 2016, 01:04:18 PM
Reverse catfish.

The fish part on top and the cat part on the bottom?

Sure, Joe. Why don't you just have a seat over there and watch Matlock.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2785 on:** May 31, 2016, 01:09:05 PM »

Or is the left side cat and the right side fish?

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #2786 on:** May 31, 2016, 01:09:52 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on May 31, 2016, 01:09:05 PM

Or is the left side cat and the right side fish?

He's Muslim the right side is always God, Bro's.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2787 on:** May 31, 2016, 01:19:52 PM »

So Bastet on the right, fish on the left?

bork · « **Reply #2788 on:** May 31, 2016, 03:27:49 PM »

The firm I interviewed with last month just called me to ask if I was still interested in working there. This comes right when my current job continues to get shittier as they want me to work crazy-stupid hours. Calling them back soon and will be accepting.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2789 on:** May 31, 2016, 03:40:55 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on May 31, 2016, 12:59:37 PM

I got trolled. Hand me that L.

TBH take it as a W. You would have forever been The Guy Who Dated The Chick With That Tattoo

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #2790 on:** May 31, 2016, 03:42:02 PM »

I'd take it as a W if your ex has a rack like that girl's.

bork · « **Reply #2791 on:** May 31, 2016, 04:21:44 PM »

I accepted their offer. Finally going to get the fuck outta this low-tier level 1 shithole after five plus years!

The lady asked if I needed time to think it over. NOPE...GIMME DAT NEW JOB HERE COMES DAT BOI~ benefits.

I can't fucking believe this.

I have to wait to put in my notice though. They suggested I wait for the background check to pass first. I'm not worried about that but I hope it doesn't take too long to complete, lol.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2792 on:** May 31, 2016, 05:13:58 PM »

You should get a prostitute tonight. Full GFE.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2793 on:** May 31, 2016, 08:48:32 PM »

Saw a hot asian girl wearing a double side-split dress in the wind. I saw it all.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2794 on:** May 31, 2016, 08:50:53 PM »

And by all I mean I saw a butt cheek.

chronovore · « **Reply #2795 on:** May 31, 2016, 08:52:12 PM »

implying that Asians have butts

TVC15 · « **Reply #2796 on:** May 31, 2016, 10:16:37 PM »

This burrito is so fuckin good. I'm like

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2797 on:** May 31, 2016, 10:33:16 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on May 31, 2016, 08:52:12 PM

implying that Asians have butts

https://gfycat.com/PossibleLonelyFinnishspitz

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2798 on:** June 01, 2016, 10:40:00 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on May 31, 2016, 05:13:58 PM

You should get a prostitute tonight. Full GFE.

Or BFE. Share some of that money with your fellow borians.

TVC15 · « **Reply #2799 on:** June 01, 2016, 10:51:41 AM »

My anomie was so aroused this morning that I fantasized for nothing but violence throughout my entire 2 hour commute. Well, maybe society's standards would actually be okayish with that, thaking into account the fucking two hour commute.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2800 on:** June 01, 2016, 10:52:32 AM »

2hr commute? Jesus...

TVC15 · « **Reply #2801 on:** June 01, 2016, 10:58:02 AM »

Well, it's honestly more like an hour and a half in the morning, but I include an extra half hour of waking up/getting ready time. Now, the commute home is generally legit 2.5 to 3 hours.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2802 on:** June 03, 2016, 12:11:13 AM »

Went to some scotch bars with a friend. Tried 14. Laphroaig OMG why did no one tell me about you before.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #2803 on:** June 03, 2016, 12:48:15 AM »

This holiday is just what I needed, 10 days of sun on a Spanish island. Havent relaxed this much in ages. Dont have to clean, cook, work. Weather is great and we have loads of time together as a family.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #2804 on:** June 03, 2016, 11:39:26 AM »

I got a gruff email from a client that one of their directors was no longer with the company and if I needed anything to contact him. I was a bit perplexed because I knew that director and I had a pretty good relationship and if she were to be leaving she would have notified me. So I called one of my former employees that I know is real chummy chummy with her and got the scoop.

Apparently she thought it'd be a good idea to get her married ass into an affair with a sales guy from one of her companies vendors.
Then on top of that, since she's already making stellar decisions she decided to help him write an SOW and helped him push it through (as she was one of the key decision makers). While they were doing this, one of them (I don't know who her story is muddied at this point) said in an email that when the SOW got pushed through that she could stay at his beachfront house while she was in Australia.
So, as affairs do, the affair fell completely apart and she pushed for another vendor to win the project.
Again it gets muddied here but either she showed the email saying that the vendor attempted to bribe her with his house or that when the guy lost the contract he showed the email claiming she asked for a bribe. I guess it doesn't matter because either one would have shown that she was an idiot and her boss fired her post-haste.

My schadenfreude is full

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2805 on:** June 05, 2016, 02:59:17 AM »

went out. had fun.

Samson Manhug · « **Reply #2806 on:** June 05, 2016, 03:26:12 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 03, 2016, 12:11:13 AM

Went to some scotch bars with a friend. Tried 14. Laphroaig OMG why did no one tell me about you before.

The youngest Laphroaig tastes too much likes band aids for me. If you like Islay, give Lagavulin a try.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2807 on:** June 05, 2016, 03:40:58 PM »

I was going to try that then we switched bars and the new one didnt have it.

I also had Talisker Storm which was also damn good.

chronovore · « **Reply #2808 on:** June 06, 2016, 02:14:34 AM »

Quote from: Samson Manhug on June 05, 2016, 03:26:12 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 03, 2016, 12:11:13 AM
Went to some scotch bars with a friend. Tried 14. Laphroaig OMG why did no one tell me about you before.

The youngest Laphroaig tastes too much likes band aids for me. If you like Islay, give Lagavulin a try.

I was always fine with Laphroaig 10, and some glorious jerk bought me a nice 18, and now I can't really enjoy 10. $:-\$

Oban is a great go-to whisky as well.

Kara · « **Reply #2809 on:** June 06, 2016, 11:52:27 AM »

This weekend I went to one of those timeshare presentations that every sitcom that runs longer than it should have covers in a "hilarious" episode because my girlfriend trusts other people and I am a slave to sensation who will subject myself to something awful to feel a new kind of awful.

I might do a long write-up of the ordeal, but the unintended hilarity of the whole thing was that one of their marketing strategies is, "Life's too short, buy something you don't need!" except instead of saying life's short they explicitly say you're going to die (during the group presentation our speaker told us about losing his mom and 2 year old nephew) and I of course hate myself and actively want to die. Whenever they came back to that in the one on one I had to fight back the urge to erupt in laughter and say that I was counting on it.

You might be wondering why this is in the triumph thread, well it's here because I taught an impressionable young mind the importance of not trusting other people and because apparently my credit is fabulous. #WhiteExcellence

TVC15 · « **Reply #2810 on:** June 06, 2016, 12:00:16 PM »

Did you get a free set of golf clubs or anything?

Kara · « **Reply #2811 on:** June 06, 2016, 03:08:16 PM »

No, what do you think I am, some kind of degenerate?

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I got a free 2 night stay at a resort that I 100% don't believe will be valid and is just a ruse to get me to buy something.

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2812 on:** June 06, 2016, 03:14:43 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on June 06, 2016, 02:14:34 AM

Quote from: Samson Manhug on June 05, 2016, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 03, 2016, 12:11:13 AM
Went to some scotch bars with a friend. Tried 14. Laphroaig OMG why did no one tell me about you before.

The youngest Laphroaig tastes too much likes band aids for me. If you like Islay, give Lagavulin a try.
I was always fine with Laphroaig 10, and some glorious jerk bought me a nice 18, and now I can't really enjoy 10. $:-\$

Oban is a great go-to whisky as well.

I was OK with drinking J&B before I went there. Not sure if I can go back now.

chronovore · « **Reply #2813 on:** June 06, 2016, 06:32:03 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 06, 2016, 03:14:43 PM

Quote from: chronovore on June 06, 2016, 02:14:34 AM
Quote from: Samson Manhug on June 05, 2016, 03:26:12 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 03, 2016, 12:11:13 AM
Went to some scotch bars with a friend. Tried 14. Laphroaig OMG why did no one tell me about you before.

The youngest Laphroaig tastes too much likes band aids for me. If you like Islay, give Lagavulin a try.
I was always fine with Laphroaig 10, and some glorious jerk bought me a nice 18, and now I can't really enjoy 10. $:-\$

Oban is a great go-to whisky as well.

I was OK with drinking J&B before I went there. Not sure if I can go back now.

Just accept your new, broadened palate. And if you jones for that sensation while no Laphroaig is available, you can always suck on a piece of moss-covered peat.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2814 on:** June 07, 2016, 05:58:40 PM »

Bought a bottle of Laphroaig quarter cask. Triple the price of J&B but I'm happy. Drinking it at work.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #2815 on:** June 08, 2016, 03:22:38 AM »

I really want to like whisky but its horrible.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #2816 on:** June 08, 2016, 07:34:29 AM »

The only alcohol I can stand to drink these days is white wine. I tried the top shelf scotch thing and it didn't take except it set be back over a grand to try different kinds. I did end up giving them to a friend who loves the stuff so in the end, someone got to drink it.

Tasty · « **Reply #2817 on:** June 08, 2016, 09:39:23 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on June 08, 2016, 03:22:38 AM

I really want to like whisky but its horrible.

Yup.

Kara · « **Reply #2818 on:** June 08, 2016, 09:52:09 AM »

Only the cheap stuff.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2819 on:** June 08, 2016, 10:18:13 AM »

Quote from: Tasty Meat on June 08, 2016, 09:39:23 AM

Quote from: Premium Lager on June 08, 2016, 03:22:38 AM
I really want to like whisky but its horrible.

Yup.

These are incorrect opinions and make me feel like a superior life form.

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Author Topic: Please share your triumph of the day (Read 797867 times)