Please share your triumph of the day

[CatsCatsCats]

The joke I posted doesn't make sense because I was thinking of Brian Boitano

[FatalT]

The joke I posted doesn't make sense because I was thinking of Brian Boitano

https://twitter.com/moocowprincess/status/828136315833036800

[CatsCatsCats]

Still strangely relevant 🤔

[Rufus]

Brrapp, brrapp.

Do you happen to know why Anthony left the Comedy Button? No time?

[CatsCatsCats]

With all the excitement going on, it's real nice to just get high and play Overwatch

[seagrams hotsauce]

Brian Altano replied to me on Facebook. Also Kesha's Hymn dropped.

I somewhat recently figured out that I posted on an old rap board with him for like a decade without realizing it lol

[chronovore]

With all the excitement going on, it's real nice to just get high and play Overwatch

If Trump tries to go nuclear, I believe he will be common-sense checked by the military, and his office will once again lose more of its perceived power.

[FatalT]

Brrapp, brrapp.

Do you happen to know why Anthony left the Comedy Button? No time?

He's still doing Rebel FM but I'm not entirely sure to be honest. This was his last episode and he wasn't even really "on it" since they did clips from the past year.

He didn't really say much about it and didn't reply to any tweets about it departing either so I have no clue.

https://twitter.com/chufmoney/status/784473104827322368

He was on a recent episode though and caught up with everyone, lemme find that one. I believe he just moved and it was too much trouble to have him on the podcast or something?

Here it isssssss!

https://www.thecomedybutton.com/blogs/podcast/tcb-episode-288

[brawndolicious]

Bought a cheap memory foam mattress (Zinus on Amazon ~$130 for Queen) and it's so fucking amazing. My old mattress was like $400 and my side of it is totally collapsed due to my bony butt digging in while I shitpost every night. Only lasted a few years of that sort of schedule. Here's hoping this one keeps my butt happy for years to come.

Also bought some cheap-ass/hopefully good quality Puma's and and a 20000 mAh power bank since I used camelcamelcamel to strategically buy them when the price was lowest.

[Tasty]

Not anything I've done, but Google finally turned on phone calling for their Google Home (Amazon Echo competitor) device today.

They also let you link your Google Voice (or Project Fi) number with it, and that unlocks extra functionality like international calls, premium (1-900) calls, and outbound calls using your own number.

Calls on the Echo need your phone and the app installed (it routes the call through them); Google Home without Voice uses a virtual private number (so people you call won't know it's you calling.)

Google Home + Voice is the ultimate hands-free calling solution.

Since my Voice number is all I've ever given to people, I am 💯% set! 👌

spoiler (click to show/hide)

This is doubly good news since yesterday I bought my third Google Home, though it was basically free at Best Buy with the purchase of a Philips Hue three-bulb starter set.

[close]

[Tasty]

Google Home #3 has arrived! 😍 You can see his older brother in the background... Also Phillips Hue smart light bulbs to match!

ALSO YouTube TV launched in Boston finally and it's literally the best TV related thing ever made. It's so goddamn slick.

Google

[Cerveza mas fina]

Got a huge stuffed Bulbasaur last night for free on the train home.

Two teens came on the train with a stuffed Charizard and Bulbsaur (size of a toddler) and I asked them how much they want for Bulbasaur (which I kept referring to as Squirtle because 1. old man and 2. beer) and they said what have you got and I checked my pockets and I had no cash.

We kept talking and they gave me the Bulbosaur for my daughter

[Tasty]

You didn't want the Charmander??

[Cerveza mas fina]

it looked a bit off like there was stuffing missing, bulbasaur looks great

[chronovore]

Cleaned house the whole day; it was driving me crazy. Looks 80% better now, but shhhhhheeeeeeeeit, I can't have stuff all over my nice floor.

[Mupepe]

I think we dodged the worst of wind damage last night. The next neighborhood over got hit by two tornadoes.

[skullstorm]

Had Indian food, am full. And I got a doggy bag for later

Edit: also top of the page on page 100 wooooo

[Cerveza mas fina]

picked up our pup

meet Molly

[Reb]

Yeaaahhhh puppies!!!

Is there lipstick on that pup?

[nachobro]

What an adorable pup!

We brought home another kitty last night. Here's Rona:



She's got a bit of scabbing on her head cause she got a tumor removed and has a couple spot shaved due to matts but she hasn't let it stop her. She's still doing plenty of headbonks and asking for scratches


edit: she's ready for the fight tonight

[Valkyrie]

Mayo with chicken is pretty good when the chicken doesn't have any sauce on it. I like to dip fried chicken into both mayo and ketchup.

[CatsCatsCats]

Fried chicken sandwiches are one of the few acceptable uses of mayo, no argument

[Valkyrie]

I now officially have full and sole custody of my daughter! What a damn relief.

[Oblivion]

Fried chicken sandwiches are one of the few acceptable uses of mayo, no argument

Agreed. Don't know how it works, but it does!

Carl's Jr. Spicy Chicken Sandwich

[Phoenix Dark]

I now officially have full and sole custody of my daughter! What a damn relief.

Bless up

[Oblivion]

I now officially have full and sole custody of my daughter! What a damn relief.

Didn't notice this. I didn't know you weren't married anymore. Congrats!

[benjipwns]

I now officially have full and sole custody of my daughter! What a damn relief.

Feed it Yum! Brands products.

[Valkyrie]

I now officially have full and sole custody of my daughter! What a damn relief.

Didn't notice this. I didn't know you weren't married anymore. Congrats!

Thanks! Separated, so technically still married until next year because of a 1 year separation requirement law. I'll be waiting with the signed papers when the clock strikes midnight.

[Nabbis]

Forced myself on a light jog even though the most of the upper body still hurts after going to the gym last night. It's a pain in the ass, literally.

[Raist]

I now officially have full and sole custody of my daughter! What a damn relief.

Didn't notice this. I didn't know you weren't married anymore. Congrats!

Thanks! Separated, so technically still married until next year because of a 1 year separation requirement law. I'll be waiting with the signed papers when the clock strikes midnight.

Wat.

[Mupepe]

That waiting period sounds like the plot of a kooky romantic comedy where he realizes he has a year to win you back but the last week he begins to realize that you're happier alone and he should respect that. That epiphany of his makes you realize he's changed and you get back together in front of the notary right before signing the papers.

[Rufus]

I now officially have full and sole custody of my daughter! What a damn relief.

Didn't notice this. I didn't know you weren't married anymore. Congrats!

Thanks! Separated, so technically still married until next year because of a 1 year separation requirement law. I'll be waiting with the signed papers when the clock strikes midnight.

Wat.

[chronovore]

Triumph-of-the-Yesterday, but I did garden work, pulling a ˝ year's worth of weeds, the ones in the untended back garden had reached "tree" status, with a 2"/4cm trunk. Was working the pruning clippers so consistently and vigorously, I gave myself a deep tissue bruise.

[toku]

That waiting period sounds like the plot of a kooky romantic comedy where he realizes he has a year to win you back but the last week he begins to realize that you're happier alone and he should respect that. That epiphany of his makes you realize he's changed and you get back together in front of the notary right before signing the papers.

he's a younger Paul Rudd/zachbraff type, she's a leslie mann/joey lauren abrams type
he befriends a nice magical negro/blue collar worker type who through their interactions, teaches him to appreciate the "now"
barenaked ladies is in both the trailer and final release

actually no this is the trailer music


 

[Himu]

Successfully prayed away my arousal! With about two or three Lords Prayers and three Hail Mary's. Then when I finished praying and my arousal subsided, Lamb of God started playing in my head. Alleluia!

[Tasty]

Successfully prayed away my arousal! With about two or three Lords Prayers and three Hail Mary's. Then when I finished praying and my arousal subsided, Lamb of God started playing in my head. Alleluia!

[Himu]

Successfully prayed away my arousal! With about two or three Lords Prayers and three Hail Mary's. Then when I finished praying and my arousal subsided, Lamb of God started playing in my head. Alleluia!

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[toku]

Successfully prayed away my arousal! With about two or three Lords Prayers and three Hail Mary's. Then when I finished praying and my arousal subsided, Lamb of God started playing in my head. Alleluia!

[seagrams hotsauce]

My weed plants are tits high

Successfully prayed away my arousal! With about two or three Lords Prayers and three Hail Mary's. Then when I finished praying and my arousal subsided, Lamb of God started playing in my head. Alleluia!

I hope it was something from New American Gospel

[Tasty]

Successfully prayed away my arousal! With about two or three Lords Prayers and three Hail Mary's. Then when I finished praying and my arousal subsided, Lamb of God started playing in my head. Alleluia!

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[Himu]

I didn't masturbate today!

Thank you God for your strength!

Edit: I spoke too soon. Went on Facebook and a friend is there posing right at the top with massive amazing cleavage and a tight dress. Back to prayers!

[Himu]

Annnnnnnd....didn't masturbate!

[Himu]

I'm proud of myself. I'm being assaulted by sexual images and I'm not succumbing by the Grace of God!

[Cerveza mas fina]

Triumph-of-the-Yesterday, but I did garden work, pulling a ˝ year's worth of weeds, the ones in the untended back garden had reached "tree" status, with a 2"/4cm trunk. Was working the pruning clippers so consistently and vigorously, I gave myself a deep tissue bruise.

fuck weeds like that seriously

[Cerveza mas fina]

Successfully prayed away my arousal! With about two or three Lords Prayers and three Hail Mary's. Then when I finished praying and my arousal subsided, Lamb of God started playing in my head. Alleluia!

i hope this is a joke post

[Himu]

Successfully prayed away my arousal! With about two or three Lords Prayers and three Hail Mary's. Then when I finished praying and my arousal subsided, Lamb of God started playing in my head. Alleluia!

i hope this is a joke post

Nope!

[Tasty]

Himu, far be it from me to tell you when to jack off, but you have to know posting so ebulliently in this thread about it is just going to invite derision and arguments. Why not use Twitter?

[Himu]

I'm sorry I'm just really happy. This has really been stressing me out. I haven't and won't fight anyone. They don't know me and my body. If they mock me for it then I honestly think they're misguided and ignorant as to why I'm doing this and cannot put two and two together after reading my posts in the struggle thread. Only a month until I'm back on hormones and the pain will be over!

[Tasty]

You know what's really great for relieving stress? Masturbating.

[Himu]

Not when your body gives you stress and makes you want to cry.

I will survive. Fuck testosterone and male sex drive. Thank you God

[Himu]

Today I have reached a decision.

For years I was on the fence but today no longer!

Cut. It. Off.



I want it gone!

Matthew 19:12

For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others—and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept this should accept it.

I'm so glad I finally came to a decision. Now to research Thai surgeons, get my passport, and save!

#CutItOff Pee sitting down, brehs.

[Tasty]

Sitting down to pee is far less convenient tho 🤔

[Rufus]

Sitting down to pee is far less convenient tho 🤔

How so?

[Himu]

Sitting down to pee is far less convenient tho 🤔

Nope.

#TeamHoldItWithToiletPaperWhilePeeing2017

[Madrun Badrun]

Sitting down to pee is far less convenient tho 🤔

depends if you clean the bathroom or not

[Valkyrie]

Sitting down to pee is far less convenient tho 🤔

Nope.

#TeamHoldItWithToiletPaperWhilePeeing2017

wat

[Himu]

Sitting down to pee is far less convenient tho 🤔

Nope.

#TeamHoldItWithToiletPaperWhilePeeing2017

wat

I said nothing confusing!

[Tasty]

What do you do if you're in nature though? Squat?

[Himu]

What do you do if you're in nature though? Squat?

Yes. That or hold it.

[toku]

with a leaf?