Author Topic: Official BORAT Discussion Thread (Read 13153 times)

Cheebs · « **Reply #120 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:56:18 PM »

Quote from: BobbyRobby on November 05, 2006, 01:53:57 PM

best line is when he asks if the turtle is a "cat in a hat."

I loved his response to that

Borat: Is this a cat....in a hat?
Animal Guy: Er no its a turtle. In a shell.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #121 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:57:17 PM »

Well to be honest it isnt like the movie DOESNT scream LOLZ JEWS

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #122 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:57:31 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 05, 2006, 01:52:46 PM

Well im not gonna ban him, its just his criticisms of the movie revolve around like 2 things and its been three threads with him saying those things over and over again.

I'm being just as repetetive as Boratatatatat

Cheebs · « **Reply #123 on:** November 05, 2006, 01:58:16 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2006, 01:57:31 PM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 05, 2006, 01:52:46 PM
Well im not gonna ban him, its just his criticisms of the movie revolve around like 2 things and its been three threads with him saying those things over and over again.

I'm being just as repetetive as Boratatatatat

PD give it up. Even the borat bashers seem to agree Borat isn't about repeating the same thing over and over again.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #124 on:** November 05, 2006, 02:01:01 PM »

PD, the fact that you can criticize anything for "beating a dead horse" is irony at its best.

Cheebs · « **Reply #125 on:** November 05, 2006, 02:02:16 PM »

Using PD film logic Star Wars A New Hope beats the dead horse of lightsabers because it uses lightsabers at least twice within the movie. :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #126 on:** November 05, 2006, 02:02:20 PM »

You guys suck

Cheebs · « **Reply #127 on:** November 05, 2006, 02:03:04 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2006, 02:02:20 PM

You guys suck

You lost a argument so you resort to name calling?

NICE!

Polari · « **Reply #128 on:** November 05, 2006, 02:36:38 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 05, 2006, 01:51:53 PM

Its one scene in the movie. If doing something twice in one three minute scene is "beating a dead horse" to you, then your whole act is like the fucking Horse Holocaust.

It's funny because it's so true.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #129 on:** November 05, 2006, 03:00:54 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on November 05, 2006, 02:02:16 PM

Using PD film logic Star Wars A New Hope beats the dead horse of lightsabers because it uses lightsabers at least twice within the movie. :'(

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #130 on:** November 05, 2006, 04:26:56 PM »

What's up vanilla face?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #131 on:** November 05, 2006, 05:41:40 PM »

I just got in from a midnight show of BORAT at The Bridge, where I appeared immediately afterwards on an episode of G4’s ATTACK OF THE SHOW that will air Friday night at 7 PM EST.

Awesome.

I’ll say this: I am exhausted. And not just because I spent the entire day leading up to the screening on the move, either. Director Larry Charles has made a punishing comedy film, and it doesn’t remotely surprise me that some people hate this movie. This is comedy at its ugliest, and as hard as I laughed, I also think it is an angry, even scathing film. Sacha Baron Cohen is undeniably talented, and I think he’s what would happen if you put Peter Sellers and Andy Kaufman in the Brundlechamber. But satire this pointed has never really played to the mainstream, and I don’t think this is going to be the moment when it starts. This is a smart film, but I think many people will miss the point, and I think there’s a chance the film will play to the worst instincts in some audiences.

I think that's smart.

The set pieces are all memorable, but the ones that take the cake, for various reasons, are Borat’s crappy dinner with a preacher and his friends, Borat bringing out Texan racism before mangling the national anthem at a rodeo, an interview with three older feminists, and hysterical bits about rape, Jews hatching, and overweight black prostitutes. And I haven’t even mentioned the main plot, which follows Borat’s attempts to track down Pamela Anderson after seeing her breasts bounce like beach balls on an episode of Baywatch. Anderson’s reaction to the film’s climax seems pretty damn real and honestly I’m not so sure she’s a good enough actress to pull off faking it, but there is definitely stuff in here that blurs the line between what is improvised and what is scripted. For instance, most of the stuff with the prostitute feels too on the money to be “real.” But figuring out what’s written and what isn’t is simply speculation and frankly detracts from the enjoyment of the movie. Who cares if it’s a documentary or a mockumentary or a straight-up narrative? It’s fuckin’ funny, and funny is money, and money is the bottom line.

You can't argue with that.

I think you guys have gotten the point by now. Borat is the shit. Sacha Baron Cohen is the man. And this movie is hilarious. See it this weekend and then tell a friend. You won’t be disappointed. That’ll do it for me, folks. I’ll be back next week with a look at Fur, Bobby, Harsh Times and The Host, plus a slew of other reviews. God bless this time of year, I love it.

Who didn't think it was shit?

...from aint it cool.[size]

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #132 on:** November 05, 2006, 05:43:11 PM »

LOLZ PULLING AT STRINGS

Disposable White Guy · « **Reply #133 on:** November 05, 2006, 05:43:24 PM »

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #134 on:** November 05, 2006, 05:44:10 PM »

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/borat/

96%, am nintenho. And this is from people who actually saw the movie.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #135 on:** November 05, 2006, 05:45:32 PM »

It's a glowing review you flip-flopping fuck.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #136 on:** November 05, 2006, 05:47:07 PM »

Flip-flopping fuck? OH YEH NOW I HATE BORAT ARGGGGH

Shut the fuck up and stop debating already. You have no reason to hate on the film, having not seen it or even knowing much of anything about it. Go back to pimping Nintendo lameness and stay out of BORAT threads.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #137 on:** November 05, 2006, 05:49:56 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 05, 2006, 05:47:07 PM

Flip-flopping fuck? OH YEH NOW I HATE BORAT ARGGGGH
Shut the fuck up and stop debating already. You have no reason to hate on the film, having not seen it or even knowing much of anything about it. Go back to pimping Nintendo lameness and stay out of BORAT threads.

I never praise Nintendo, what's wrong with this review? Name one thing.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #138 on:** November 05, 2006, 05:51:25 PM »

Did I say anything was wrong with this review? I'm saying your whole "I hate Borat" act is tiring.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #139 on:** November 05, 2006, 05:54:14 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 05, 2006, 05:51:25 PM

Did I say anything was wrong with this review? I'm saying your whole "I hate Borat" act is tiring.

I hate Da Ali G show, all I know about this movie is what was in this GLOWING review.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #140 on:** November 05, 2006, 05:55:43 PM »

And once again, the movie isn't like the show. Now please, stop talking about things you know nothing about.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #141 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:00:27 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 05, 2006, 05:55:43 PM

And once again, the movie isn't like the show. Now please, stop talking about things you know nothing about.

Do you agree with the review?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #142 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:03:13 PM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #143 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:06:38 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 05, 2006, 06:03:13 PM

Yes.

Wow you have shitty taste.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #144 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:09:54 PM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #145 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:13:04 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 05, 2006, 06:09:54 PM

I get it, you have this...fucking fetish...for whatever shit comes out of aint it cool.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #146 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:14:57 PM »

WTF? When did I ever bring up Ain't It Cool? Why do none of your posts ever make sense?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #147 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:15:55 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 05, 2006, 06:14:57 PM

WTF? When did I ever bring up Ain't It Cool? Why do none of your posts ever make sense?

That review is from aint it cool.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #148 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:16:57 PM »

Okay, and? I have a fetish for it?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #149 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:18:14 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 05, 2006, 06:16:57 PM

Okay, and? I have a fetish for it?

There is no way you could like aint it cool's review of something.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #150 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:20:12 PM »

I beg to differ. I may not like Ain't It Cool most of the time, but the Borat review is spot-on. You're just pulling at straws, YET AGAIN, to try and validate this vendetta of yours. So sad. :'(

Cheebs · « **Reply #151 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:21:44 PM »

you realize mr. nintenho that Borat is the best reviewed movie of the ENTIRE year.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #152 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:22:13 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 05, 2006, 06:20:12 PM

I beg to differ. I may not like Ain't It Cool most of the time, but the Borat review is spot-on. You're just pulling at straws, YET AGAIN, to try and validate this vendetta of yours. So sad. :'(

No, the review clearly sucks and is trying to spin the toilet humor as some sort of satire. You never said this was a satire. Either you don't understand the point under the Jew jokes or you're lieing.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #153 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:22:30 PM »

No, he doesn't. All he understands is AINT IT COOL.... BAD.....

....and RAPE.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #154 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:25:11 PM »

Right...don't rape me in your mind, there's obviously not much left after seeing this movie.

Cheebs · « **Reply #155 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:25:28 PM »

nintenho explain to me how the press LOVES Borat yet somehow shake and I are odd for loving it.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #156 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:25:51 PM »

BORAT AM BAD, WORLD DUMB NINTENHO AM SMARTEREST!!!!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #157 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:29:18 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on November 05, 2006, 06:25:28 PM

nintenho explain to me how the press LOVES Borat yet somehow shake and I are odd for loving it.

I never criticised all the press that like it, I'm saying that defending whatever the fuck was said in that aintitcool review means you're a pretty mother-fucking big idiot.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #158 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:30:28 PM »

Defending the review? I just said I agreed with it overall. What the fuck are you even talking about?

Vizzys · « **Reply #159 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:32:08 PM »

DELETE ALL BORAT TOPIC BUT THIS ONE. Locking isnt enough

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #160 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:32:43 PM »

Viz is 100% correct.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #161 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:33:08 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 05, 2006, 06:30:28 PM

Defending the review? I just said I agreed with it overall. What the fuck are you even talking about?

I'm sorry, you're constant bitching whenever somebody says a negative Borat-related thing got me confused. You didn't defend the review, you just agree that the movie's smart.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #162 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:34:49 PM »

I'm sorry, your constant "THIS MOVIE SUCKS IDIOTS ONLY LIKE IT" posts don't do much to prove any point.

Back to the drawing board, am nomakesense!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #163 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:37:55 PM »

I never said only idiots like it, I just said you agree with an idiot.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #164 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:44:17 PM »

Haha fuckin Borat

Cheebs · « **Reply #165 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:45:37 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2006, 06:44:17 PM

Haha fuckin Borat

The critics and the film going audience LOVE it. Explain why.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #166 on:** November 05, 2006, 06:46:23 PM »

Sucker born every minute.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #167 on:** November 05, 2006, 09:07:28 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 05, 2006, 06:46:23 PM

Sucker born every minute.

Yeah I mean, how can anyone in their right mind watch fuckin Bones?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #168 on:** November 05, 2006, 09:12:05 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on November 05, 2006, 09:07:28 PM

Quote from: MrAngryFace on November 05, 2006, 06:46:23 PM
Sucker born every minute.

Yeah I mean, how can anyone in their right mind watch fuckin Bones?

YOU WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUF

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #169 on:** November 05, 2006, 09:13:05 PM »

WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WA WA WEE WA

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Author Topic: Official BORAT Discussion Thread (Read 13153 times)