Author Topic: USA Politics Thread |OT| Cleaning up the town (Read 213428 times)

benjipwns · « **Reply #4500 on:** March 22, 2023, 05:18:26 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 22, 2023, 04:17:29 AM

It's a matter of voting for what you don't have.
The left mostly dwells in their shithole cities with garbage piles, crime and overpopulation. If I would live there I would also be convinced the world is ending.

Okay, so explain why the "right" thinks the world is ending too.

Quote from: james on March 22, 2023, 12:19:34 PM

I can think of one renowned muslim man who took an effective proactive approach at decreasing the carbon emission causes by air travel.

Himu, are you a complainer or a leader?

Osama was more of a "you guys should totally do this while I chill at a compound with my wives" type of guy.

Quote from: Nintex on March 22, 2023, 02:16:35 PM

twitter.com/atrupar/status/1638531949441478658

oof yikes

Is this not a totally rational conclusion from Jones? Rupar is becoming more insane the more unemployed he is.

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #4501 on:** March 22, 2023, 06:53:49 PM »

Hearing rumours Lee Greenwood has seen a sudden spike in Spotify royalties from the Netherlands

james · « **Reply #4502 on:** March 22, 2023, 07:02:51 PM »

https://twitter.com/keithedwards/status/1638657257087852549

benjipwns · « **Reply #4503 on:** March 22, 2023, 07:16:04 PM »

As you might have guessed from this:

Yes, Florida is the third largest state by population.

Meanwhile, it's true "Polls have crashed" for somebody:

Nintex · « **Reply #4504 on:** March 22, 2023, 07:16:16 PM »

All these peeps forget that Donald John Trump takes flamethrowers to knife fights

https://twitter.com/alx/status/1638659200724217865

benjipwns · « **Reply #4505 on:** March 22, 2023, 07:18:41 PM »

It's not "totally exculpatory" if the guy testifies he lied to the FEC on behalf of his client.

Nintex · « **Reply #4506 on:** March 22, 2023, 08:20:25 PM »

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #4507 on:** March 22, 2023, 08:23:43 PM »

Nintex · « **Reply #4508 on:** March 23, 2023, 03:49:08 AM »

https://twitter.com/alx/status/1638721386343481344

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Meanwhile, the source said, “Trump couldn’t stop smiling as he played ‘Maria’ from ‘West Side Story,’ the theme from ‘Phantom of the Opera’ and a chorus of ‘Hallelujah’ that had people scratching their heads as to exactly what that meant.”

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A source previously told Page Six of Trump and his supporters, “They are very pumped about this … The Manhattan DA, NYPD and even the Department of Justice were trying to work out a quiet handover coordinated with the Secret Service — and Trump was having none of that. If an indictment and arrest happens, he wants it to be public.”

We were even told that team Trump is planning to “try and film and document it with their own camera crew, they want a shot of him in cuffs and will release the mugshot. They are loving this stuff.”

Maiden Voyage · « **Reply #4509 on:** March 23, 2023, 08:46:54 AM »

I hope they put a trail of chicken mcnuggets that leads him directly to a jail cell.

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #4510 on:** March 23, 2023, 08:53:20 AM »

2 Big Macs, 2 Fillet-O-Fish and a choccy milk.

james · « **Reply #4511 on:** March 23, 2023, 12:45:36 PM »

Im hearing that the walls are closing in on him!!!!

Nintex · « **Reply #4512 on:** March 23, 2023, 02:52:01 PM »

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1638944636591808513

https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1638967109139963905

Donald Trump: I'm gonna beat the DA with a baseball bat

Trump rally this saturday, Ron DeSanctimonious collapsed in the polls, no indictment.

Maiden Voyage · « **Reply #4513 on:** March 23, 2023, 03:54:18 PM »

Trump will be the first President to serve 3 terms since FDR.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4514 on:** March 23, 2023, 04:02:12 PM »

Quote from: Maiden Voyage on March 23, 2023, 03:54:18 PM

Trump will be the first President to serve 3 terms since FDR.

This is why I think the Democrats need to sue to get him off the ballot, enforce the 22nd Amendment!

Nintex · « **Reply #4515 on:** March 23, 2023, 04:48:40 PM »

You can also turn that around.

Russia hacked the election in 2016 so Hillary actually won and Trump wasn't elected so Trump can run again in 2028.

james · « **Reply #4516 on:** March 23, 2023, 09:11:16 PM »

https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1639040862574223360

team filler · « **Reply #4517 on:** March 23, 2023, 09:25:28 PM »

ron's more of a duvalin guy. 2 in the pink, one in the stink

Potato · « **Reply #4518 on:** March 23, 2023, 09:52:56 PM »

Quote from: team filler on March 23, 2023, 09:25:28 PM

ron's more of a duvalin guy. 2 in the pink, one in the stink

(Image removed from quote.)

Nintex · « **Reply #4519 on:** March 24, 2023, 09:23:59 AM »

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1639253181732405248

Cauliflower Of Love · « **Reply #4520 on:** March 24, 2023, 09:43:25 AM »

truely

Nintex · « **Reply #4521 on:** March 24, 2023, 03:10:09 PM »

https://twitter.com/IAPolls2022/status/1639300351546335233

Trump's Punisher face paint is really the best branding choice he made for the 2024 election.

team filler · « **Reply #4522 on:** March 24, 2023, 10:49:21 PM »

any videos of trumpy saying "ron desnctimonious"

this may be both the worst and best nickname he's come up with

BIONIC · « **Reply #4523 on:** March 25, 2023, 12:24:04 AM »

Quote from: team filler on March 24, 2023, 10:49:21 PM

any videos of trumpy saying "ron desnctimonious"

this may be both the worst and best nickname he's come up with

How do we get Nintex hired to be his speech writer so he can get Trumpy to call him Ron DeSoros on national television?

Nintex · « **Reply #4524 on:** March 25, 2023, 04:54:58 AM »

Probably not that difficult
https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1639374541871804419

team filler · « **Reply #4525 on:** March 25, 2023, 05:08:50 AM »

I would only vote for trumpy if he did something wild like have crazy bernie or abuela hillary as his vice prez

does he already have someone in mind?

maybe marianne orb mom

Nintex · « **Reply #4526 on:** March 25, 2023, 07:08:10 AM »

Quote from: team filler on March 25, 2023, 05:08:50 AM

I would only vote for trumpy if he did something wild like have crazy bernie or abuela hillary as his vice prez

does he already have someone in mind? maybe marianne orb mom

At this point probably Catturd2 or one of many Mikes

Maiden Voyage · « **Reply #4527 on:** March 25, 2023, 09:23:20 AM »

Ivanka is the only correct choice.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4528 on:** March 25, 2023, 02:12:14 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 24, 2023, 09:23:59 AM

twitter.com/atrupar/status/1639253181732405248

Guess they better make sure it's not a false charge then huh?

Nintex · « **Reply #4529 on:** March 25, 2023, 05:47:38 PM »

Quote from: team filler on March 25, 2023, 05:08:50 AM

I would only vote for trumpy if he did something wild like have crazy bernie or abuela hillary as his vice prez

does he already have someone in mind? maybe marianne orb mom

If this absolute banger doesn't make you vote for Donald John Trump nothing will

https://twitter.com/MuskTillDawn/status/1639664688895262720

Nintex · « **Reply #4530 on:** March 26, 2023, 06:33:55 AM »

Quote from: team filler on March 24, 2023, 10:49:21 PM

any videos of trumpy saying "ron desnctimonious"

this may be both the worst and best nickname he's come up with

https://twitter.com/alx/status/1639774535510532096

The Catturd Poll and Ron DeSanctimonious

jorma · « **Reply #4531 on:** March 26, 2023, 09:57:56 AM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 26, 2023, 06:33:55 AM

Quote from: team filler on March 24, 2023, 10:49:21 PM
any videos of trumpy saying "ron desnctimonious"

this may be both the worst and best nickname he's come up with
https://twitter.com/alx/status/1639774535510532096

The Catturd Poll and Ron DeSanctimonious

i'm sorry but i counted two mentions of "69", but not even one "nice", what is this bullshit election even about?

Nintex · « **Reply #4532 on:** March 27, 2023, 02:44:31 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #4533 on:** March 27, 2023, 03:37:13 PM »

You just know Putin's going to user a hard-r too.

HardcoreRetro · « **Reply #4534 on:** March 27, 2023, 03:54:39 PM »

Is the hard R one of those Spanish rolling Rs?

Nintex · « **Reply #4535 on:** March 27, 2023, 07:26:11 PM »

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1640490947036295168

team filler · « **Reply #4536 on:** March 27, 2023, 08:26:08 PM »

I mostly forget that guy exists unless trump brings him up in a rant

james · « **Reply #4537 on:** March 27, 2023, 08:29:44 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on March 27, 2023, 07:26:11 PM

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1640490947036295168

Shame

Nintex · « **Reply #4538 on:** March 28, 2023, 03:26:11 AM »

https://twitter.com/alx/status/1640533816363163648

Maiden Voyage · « **Reply #4539 on:** March 28, 2023, 09:43:17 AM »

Quote from: HardcoreRetro on March 27, 2023, 03:54:39 PM

Is the hard R one of those Spanish rolling Rs?

I just say Nuclea' to avoid any problems with the uptight crowd.

Skullfuckers Anonymous · « **Reply #4540 on:** March 28, 2023, 03:15:10 PM »

https://twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1640497100973568006

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #4541 on:** March 28, 2023, 03:34:40 PM »

Totally not a banana republic.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4542 on:** March 28, 2023, 03:59:58 PM »

Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Bolivia

Himu · « **Reply #4543 on:** March 28, 2023, 09:16:22 PM »

Quote from: Maiden Voyage on March 25, 2023, 09:23:20 AM

Ivanka is the only correct choice.

(Image removed from quote.)

Yes Madam President. I will do anything Madam President.

Potato · « **Reply #4544 on:** March 28, 2023, 09:31:24 PM »

Quote from: Maiden Voyage on March 28, 2023, 09:43:17 AM

Quote from: HardcoreRetro on March 27, 2023, 03:54:39 PM
Is the hard R one of those Spanish rolling Rs?

I just say Nuclea' to avoid any problems with the uptight crowd.

It's pronounced NEW-cue-lar thank you very much...

Himu · « **Reply #4545 on:** March 28, 2023, 09:32:40 PM »

I unironically have nostalgia for the New-clar pronunciation.

benjipwns · « **Reply #4546 on:** March 28, 2023, 10:15:27 PM »

Quote from: Skullfuckers Anonymous on March 28, 2023, 03:15:10 PM

twitter.com/LolOverruled/status/1640497100973568006

On the upside, like most things about laws on Twitter, the text of this bill nowhere says it would criminalize using a VPN as the tweeter alleges. I'm certainly not an expert on such foreign adversary laws but I'm skeptical any individual would even be charged under this law for anything except as an enhancing charge to another set of crimes. It seems more targeted at companies and such. For one thing it requires one million users for most of the provisions.

What the bill actually seems to be intended to do is to write more things into preexisting statutes that allow the Secretary of Commerce to kibosh foreign deals between private partners on the spurious grounds that it "threatens" national security to allow foreigners to obtain information the federal government wants to keep from them that they can Google. It baits the hook by suggesting it's about "classified national secrets" but then starts getting broader in the more vague language.

My favorite part of the Twitter replies is all the talk about how it's fascism because in a certain way it is but none of the tweeters would be willing to evaluate why because it would upend their views about what fascism is and how long it's been an accepted major strain of Western politics that they all likely adhere to and refuse to drop.

Maiden Voyage · « **Reply #4547 on:** March 29, 2023, 06:06:27 AM »

Quote from: Potato on March 28, 2023, 09:31:24 PM

Quote from: Maiden Voyage on March 28, 2023, 09:43:17 AM
Quote from: HardcoreRetro on March 27, 2023, 03:54:39 PM
Is the hard R one of those Spanish rolling Rs?

I just say Nuclea' to avoid any problems with the uptight crowd.
It's pronounced NEW-cue-lar thank you very much...

That's racist.gif

Nintex · « **Reply #4548 on:** March 29, 2023, 02:41:07 PM »

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1641114083067060226

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #4549 on:** March 29, 2023, 02:46:51 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #4550 on:** March 29, 2023, 08:02:37 PM »

Wow, the case against him is so good they can take a vacation for a month just to make Donald sweat!

Maiden Voyage · « **Reply #4551 on:** March 29, 2023, 08:49:31 PM »

You just got Mueller'd

Nintex · « **Reply #4552 on:** March 30, 2023, 03:20:47 AM »

https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1641234534472601602

Thank you Alvin!

james · « **Reply #4553 on:** March 30, 2023, 01:08:12 PM »

Amazing

Nintex · « **Reply #4554 on:** March 30, 2023, 05:43:06 PM »

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1641553740787331073

Trump should've invaded Iraq for the oil again and killed another million iraqi's or so. They would've given him a nobel prize and a Netflix show for that

james · « **Reply #4555 on:** March 30, 2023, 05:58:00 PM »

benjipwns · « **Reply #4556 on:** March 30, 2023, 06:16:39 PM »

Well, well, well, and you all refused to trust the plan and look at that, the walls closed in finally. They got him. Now the 2016 "election", all of Trump's Supreme Court picks and all of their Supreme Court decisions will be ruled NULL and VOID.

james · « **Reply #4557 on:** March 30, 2023, 06:19:56 PM »

I demand gifs of Obama and Hillary locking him up

team filler · « **Reply #4558 on:** March 30, 2023, 06:22:36 PM »

Pissy F Benny · « **Reply #4559 on:** March 30, 2023, 06:24:40 PM »

And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free

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Author Topic: USA Politics Thread |OT| Cleaning up the town (Read 213428 times)