Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1426662 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2520 on:** August 18, 2017, 07:55:01 PM »

198 miles away?

Atramental · « **Reply #2521 on:** August 18, 2017, 07:59:21 PM »

She's definitely from my area last time I saw her profile. (Her place of employment is in my town and one of my right wing friends actually dated her once [He said she was really fucking weird

])

Could be on vacation at the moment or just messing around with the location setting.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #2522 on:** August 18, 2017, 08:29:23 PM »

IN UNRELEATED NEWS:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6uj0mx/serious_male_sex_workers_of_reddit_how_do_your/dltchox/

PD, I think we're in the wrong line of work bb.

chronovore · « **Reply #2523 on:** August 18, 2017, 09:22:49 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on August 18, 2017, 07:24:27 PM

Just matched with that edgelord, alt-right girl I came across a while back.

Any good trolling ideas, fellow goys? (Image removed from quote.)

(Image removed from quote.)

Show up as FemAtra.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #2524 on:** August 20, 2017, 04:38:54 AM »

What is the damn point of matching with someone, adding them on Snapchat, talking to to them, saying they seem coool, and then just deleting them?

Like why even do this online dating thing if you're just gonna ghost people?

Why am I even on tinder and bumble? This shit really pissess me off.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #2525 on:** August 20, 2017, 04:58:20 AM »

Well I realize I've become a misogynist. Which is funny because my comic that I was working on got some points on it's positive female characters.

demi · « **Reply #2526 on:** August 20, 2017, 05:20:44 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on August 18, 2017, 08:29:23 PM

IN UNRELEATED NEWS:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6uj0mx/serious_male_sex_workers_of_reddit_how_do_your/dltchox/

PD, I think we're in the wrong line of work bb.

You need to be attractive to pull this off. Only I would hire fat boys to clean my house nude for $100 an hour, sorry.

Valkyrie · « **Reply #2527 on:** August 20, 2017, 05:42:26 AM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 20, 2017, 04:58:20 AM

Well I realize I've become a misogynist.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #2528 on:** August 20, 2017, 06:15:34 AM »

I never say Country For Old men so idk what that emoji means/

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #2529 on:** August 20, 2017, 06:32:42 AM »

I mean it's pretty bad when even strippers don't give you any attention amirite?

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #2530 on:** August 20, 2017, 07:22:21 AM »

I'm actually not broke. I'm a hard worker. In between working retail and doing plumbing and not having lots of costs I kind of have a nice amount of money to blow.

And of course any girl would realize that if she paid me any attention but....

toku · « **Reply #2531 on:** August 20, 2017, 10:51:00 AM »

just start buying pussy and pour all that free drive/energy into some hobby/career etc, that seems to work for a lot of people (including some boreans)

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #2532 on:** August 20, 2017, 04:08:39 PM »

Which bore members?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #2533 on:** August 20, 2017, 04:11:37 PM »

Quote from: demi on August 20, 2017, 05:20:44 AM

Quote from: thisismyusername on August 18, 2017, 08:29:23 PM
IN UNRELEATED NEWS:

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6uj0mx/serious_male_sex_workers_of_reddit_how_do_your/dltchox/

PD, I think we're in the wrong line of work bb.

You need to be attractive to pull this off. Only I would hire fat boys to clean my house nude for $100 an hour, sorry.

Don't count out the rich older men demographic. They have no shame.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #2534 on:** August 20, 2017, 04:13:19 PM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 20, 2017, 04:58:20 AM

Well I realize I~~'ve~~'m ~~become~~ a misogynist.

Welcome to... years ago when we told you this?

The first sign of recovery is admittance, though. Welcome. Now: Are you going to do anything about it, or are you just going to accept it?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2535 on:** August 20, 2017, 06:14:47 PM »

Quote from: toku on August 20, 2017, 10:51:00 AM

just start buying pussy and pour all that free drive/energy into some hobby/career etc, that seems to work for a lot of people (including some boreans)

You don't pay for pussy. You pay for time.

toku · « **Reply #2536 on:** August 20, 2017, 07:08:56 PM »

okay richard gere

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #2537 on:** August 21, 2017, 01:12:17 AM »

chronovore · « **Reply #2538 on:** August 21, 2017, 01:40:47 AM »

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on August 20, 2017, 06:15:34 AM

I never say Country For Old men so idk what that emoji means/

It is not specific to the movie. Just picture someone who is more world-weary than you are, giving you a deadpan look, saying nothing, waiting for you to realize how ridiculous you sound.

Bebpo · « **Reply #2539 on:** August 23, 2017, 12:56:57 PM »

Had a couple things going for the last couple of weeks but neither panned out in the end, so back on the market again for all the single ladies out there.

Atramental · « **Reply #2540 on:** August 23, 2017, 09:19:41 PM »

HELP! Hot girl chatted me up today. How do I not fuck this up?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2541 on:** August 23, 2017, 09:21:23 PM »

excuse line is not not bad

Atramental · « **Reply #2542 on:** August 23, 2017, 09:22:34 PM »

I'll want a second and possibly third expert opinion before I shoot it off.

Atramental · « **Reply #2543 on:** August 23, 2017, 09:45:31 PM »

GUYS!! AM I CLEAR OR NOT!! FUCK!

Bebpo · « **Reply #2544 on:** August 23, 2017, 09:51:03 PM »

Go for it! There's millions of people out there for you, take every chance you have.

Good luck yo

Mupepe · « **Reply #2545 on:** August 23, 2017, 09:55:53 PM »

Ask her to measure the distance between her clit and asshole. That'll get her attention.

Or just send the response you typed up. It's not bad.

Atramental · « **Reply #2546 on:** August 23, 2017, 09:56:12 PM »

My sister just told me that this girl is most likely using me to boost her ego. Fucking psychic vampires.

Mupepe · « **Reply #2547 on:** August 23, 2017, 10:02:20 PM »

Your sister sounds jealous. Initiate some incest action and find out.

Beezy · « **Reply #2548 on:** August 23, 2017, 11:27:52 PM »

So I got back from vacation in Phuket with some friends yesterday. Are Thai women known for being aggressive? I've never gotten approached or hit on so much in my life.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #2549 on:** August 23, 2017, 11:36:02 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on August 23, 2017, 09:56:12 PM

My sister just told me that this girl is most likely using me to boost her ego. Fucking psychic vampires.

STOP

CONSULTING

YOUR

SISTER

FOR

TINDER

ADVICE

UGH

HAVE SOME DAMN FAITH IN YOURSELF MAN
STOP FOCUS GROUPING YOUR GODDAMN ONE LINERS
ESPECIALLY FROM WEIRD ASS MESSAGE BOARDS AND IMMEDIATE FAMILY

samfish · « **Reply #2550 on:** August 24, 2017, 12:15:07 AM »

Phuket was amazing when we went there. They didn't even care that I was clearly married, women were totally open to threesomes. Some were clearly hookers, others were just women who wanted to bag a white man because they think we're all magical money genies. Wilder than Bangkok, which my wife and I were not expecting.

toku · « **Reply #2551 on:** August 24, 2017, 12:32:00 AM »

hey atra, remember that no matter what happens you're a smart handsome guy and so long as you move with love and understanding, you'll be alright

Beezy · « **Reply #2552 on:** August 24, 2017, 12:50:13 AM »

Quote from: Jack Remington on August 23, 2017, 11:58:55 PM

Quote from: Beezy on August 23, 2017, 11:27:52 PM
So I got back from vacation in Phuket with some friends yesterday. Are Thai women known for being aggressive? I've never gotten approached or hit on so much in my life.

Probably prostitutes. Phuket is a hive of scum and villainy.

Nah, it definitely wasn't only the prostitutes. Two women who worked on a the day boat trip we went on asked for my number and hung out with us the following night. During my first 3 days alone there I took beginner Muay Thai classes up in the more quiet country area of Chalong. I still got stares and catcalled daily.

Bangla Road in Patong is definitely a hive of scum and villainy though. I've never seen anything like it.

Quote from: samfish on August 24, 2017, 12:15:07 AM

Phuket was amazing when we went there. They didn't even care that I was clearly married, women were totally open to threesomes. Some were clearly hookers, others were just women who wanted to bag a white man because they think we're all magical money genies. Wilder than Bangkok, which my wife and I were not expecting.

Was this in Patong? I was with a group of five other black dudes and one white guy so maybe that helped.

seagrams hotsauce · « **Reply #2553 on:** August 24, 2017, 06:45:45 AM »

Quote from: toku on August 24, 2017, 12:32:00 AM

hey atra, remember that no matter what happens you're a smart handsome guy and so long as you move with love and understanding, you'll be alright

You know what, all of this is true and god bless you toku, but there comes a time when we have to stop nursing a baby bird and let it fly free. We are not doing Atra any favors by letting him second guess himself and giving him reassurances that his goofy tinder lines are going to work or not.

Guess what atra? You're doing fine at this shit. God bless the bore, but you don't need a message board full of weirdos to confirm every fuckin text you send to chicks on tinder. You've got this. Trust your instincts and don't dwell on failure.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #2554 on:** August 24, 2017, 08:17:19 AM »

Quote from: seagrams hotsauce on August 24, 2017, 06:45:45 AM

Guess what atra? You're doing fine at this shit. God bless the bore, but you don't need a message board full of weirdos to confirm every fuckin text you send to chicks on tinder. You've got this. Trust your instincts and don't dwell on failure.

This. But keep posting them anyway so I can facepalm by proxy.

Atramental · « **Reply #2555 on:** August 24, 2017, 09:21:49 AM »

Well, she was 50 miles away now she's 100 miles away.

And I also have a super hot blonde, dance instructor that's 97 miles away.

Quote from: Atramental on August 23, 2017, 09:56:12 PM

My sister just told me that this girl is most likely using me to boost her ego. Fucking psychic vampires.

My sister was right btw. She also said her friends do this all the time.

I think it's time to delete this app and move on to better things.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #2556 on:** August 24, 2017, 08:25:50 PM »

Atra, if you just waited a few more years...

Atramental · « **Reply #2557 on:** August 25, 2017, 07:06:56 PM »

Welp. Just as I was about to call it quits I matched with a super cute Latina with black hair and blunt bangs.

Mupepe · « **Reply #2558 on:** August 25, 2017, 07:57:37 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2559 on:** August 25, 2017, 11:23:36 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on August 25, 2017, 07:06:56 PM

Welp. Just as I was about to call it quits I matched with a super cute Latina with black hair and blunt bangs.

YOU GET IN HER?

Huff · « **Reply #2560 on:** August 26, 2017, 12:52:50 AM »

Asking for a friends. If a girl starts "choking" you while hooking up does that mean she also want to be choked?

Huff · « **Reply #2561 on:** August 26, 2017, 12:59:43 AM »

Also now she's snoring. Pls help

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2562 on:** August 26, 2017, 01:16:36 AM »

yes

choke her to stop the snoring. Tell your friend.

chronovore · « **Reply #2563 on:** August 26, 2017, 05:24:00 AM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on August 26, 2017, 01:16:36 AM

yes

choke her to stop the snoring. Tell your friend.

but

if serious

Atramental · « **Reply #2564 on:** August 26, 2017, 12:28:07 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on August 25, 2017, 07:57:37 PM

Pics

This is actually here most recent pic. She got rid of the bangs but she's still cute as fuck.

Update: Matched with another one last night when I was out with friends.

I guess I'll hit them both up on Snapchat? I don't like Tinder's chat but I'm not a fan of Snapchat either.

Can't think of anything to say...

edit: Jasmine just accepted my request on Snap.

Atramental · « **Reply #2565 on:** August 26, 2017, 01:08:36 PM »

"So what's stopping you and I from kicking it this afternoon?"

Bebpo · « **Reply #2566 on:** August 26, 2017, 01:09:56 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 01:08:36 PM

"So what's stopping you and I from kicking it this afternoon?"

Did she say that or did you?

Atramental · « **Reply #2567 on:** August 26, 2017, 01:10:40 PM »

I was thinking about saying that.

Probably way too forward for a first message.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2568 on:** August 26, 2017, 01:12:44 PM »

ya that's way too forward.

Valkyrie · « **Reply #2569 on:** August 26, 2017, 01:12:45 PM »

Tell Briana that her eyebrows are on fleek and she'll probably let you stick it in her butt.

Atramental · « **Reply #2570 on:** August 26, 2017, 01:15:18 PM »

Jasmine has nice eyebrows too.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2571 on:** August 26, 2017, 01:16:16 PM »

Tell it to them both and double your chances of butt sex.

Atramental · « **Reply #2572 on:** August 26, 2017, 01:20:03 PM »

I try to hold off on physical compliments until I meet one of my dates in person.

They already know that I think they're hot by the fact that I right swiped on them.

Atramental · « **Reply #2573 on:** August 26, 2017, 01:31:24 PM »

"Looking for someone to raise a cat with or just to pet cats with?"

She has a cat.

edit: Workshopping messages is how I manage my anxiety.
Throwing caution to the wind makes me feel sick to my stomach.

Mupepe · « **Reply #2574 on:** August 26, 2017, 01:32:18 PM »

Jfc. Atra matching it up with my perfect types. Goddamn.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2575 on:** August 26, 2017, 01:34:18 PM »

I mean, what do you do with a 19 year old for date

Atramental · « **Reply #2576 on:** August 26, 2017, 01:35:37 PM »

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 26, 2017, 01:34:18 PM

I mean, what do you do with a 19 year old for date

She smokes weed judging from one of her pics so... buy drinks for her and smoke & drink at her or my place?

Fucking USA and its 21 drinking age...

Atramental · « **Reply #2577 on:** August 26, 2017, 01:39:29 PM »

Fine. I'm going with this line. It's cute and gets the point across of whether or not she sees me as bf material or not.

Quote from: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 01:31:24 PM

"Looking for someone to raise a cat with or just pet cats with?"

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #2578 on:** August 26, 2017, 03:03:18 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on August 26, 2017, 01:35:37 PM

Quote from: CatsCatsCats on August 26, 2017, 01:34:18 PM
I mean, what do you do with a 19 year old for date
She smokes weeds judging from one of her pics so... buy drinks for her and smoke & drink at her or my place?

Fucking USA and its 21 drinking age...

Oh okay so you're goin with buying under age girls booze, good call 🤦‍♂️

Bebpo · « **Reply #2579 on:** August 26, 2017, 03:06:50 PM »

On Tinder I run into a lot of local lawyers. Some with cute & funny profiles. It's tempting to give it a go, but considering how about half my dating connections crash & burn, don't want to get into the awkward situation of running into people at work that I have burned dating bridges with.

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