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« Reply #4740 on: May 10, 2018, 07:58:57 AM »
She suggested it because your relationship with her was struggling?  If so, that's always bound for failure.  Any kind of open relationship has to be built on an already solid relationship.

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« Reply #4741 on: May 10, 2018, 10:01:02 PM »
It was complicated.
It's not complicated, you were testing the waters outside of a failing relationship to get the courage to end it.

In my defense, she's the one that suggested we can do an open relationship.
How's about that? An open relationship that didn't work? :thinking
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« Reply #4742 on: May 11, 2018, 11:24:27 AM »
Scrapped the duck profile and made a fake female (she's bi) profile.

25+ likes in fucking seconds.  :doge

edit: And a super like. Christ.

edit2: 99+ LIKES AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
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« Reply #4743 on: May 11, 2018, 11:39:08 AM »
Over/under 6 months before atra tries himself some dick?

For research
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« Reply #4744 on: May 11, 2018, 11:59:56 AM »


 :neogaf :heh  :whoo :nintendo

You soft ass bitch. Try harder, bitch-ass-soy-nicca.  :esports

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« Reply #4745 on: May 11, 2018, 12:04:45 PM »
Atralice, through the looking glass.
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« Reply #4746 on: May 11, 2018, 12:14:07 PM »
Getting followers to my art instagram now.

Finally. Mwhahahaha  :shaq

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« Reply #4747 on: May 11, 2018, 12:44:58 PM »


Josh is a total Chad (He's into BJJ) so imma gonna give him some attention.  :doge

But he responded back to me in less than a minute. Thirsty. Too thirsty.  :larry





Also, here's some Kuwaiti simp (that's 1300 miles from me).
I'm totes gonna troll him.  :doge

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« Reply #4748 on: May 11, 2018, 12:46:04 PM »
Oblivion, I'm guessing you both lived with a parent and you got frustrated as the sex stopped and so she suggested that you go open. If that is what happened, it's just dumb and you shouldn't blame yourself.

Atra, creating a fake female profile to see how fucking lame the gender you compete against is happens to be a totally normal thing for millennial dudes. The question is, does it make you wonder how easy it must be to hit on chicks in real life if these are their only options online?

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« Reply #4749 on: May 11, 2018, 12:48:49 PM »
Good point, Brawn.

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« Reply #4750 on: May 11, 2018, 01:15:25 PM »
Atra, creating a fake female profile to see how fucking lame the gender you compete against is happens to be a totally normal thing for millennial dudes.

is it really though

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« Reply #4751 on: May 11, 2018, 01:17:18 PM »
try to engage in healthy behavior consistently, bless up
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« Reply #4752 on: May 11, 2018, 01:19:33 PM »
But doing social/ethically dubious things is much more fun.  :doge

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« Reply #4753 on: May 11, 2018, 01:25:15 PM »
I'll be honest.  I find it strange because you're doing things but I'm not sure what the game plan is to get laid or find a partner and how these current activities help that plan. 

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« Reply #4754 on: May 11, 2018, 01:25:31 PM »
I hope you get to the point where you are arranging dates for other people by using two Tinder accounts.

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« Reply #4755 on: May 11, 2018, 01:26:22 PM »
I’m boosting my art instagram followers.

It’s working out great so far.

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« Reply #4756 on: May 11, 2018, 01:30:04 PM »
I’m boosting my art instagram followers.

It’s working out great so far.
Oh.  If I was on tinder I'd be trying to find a chick that would pee on me, but I guess I'm just weird like that.

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« Reply #4757 on: May 11, 2018, 01:57:41 PM »
Oblivion, I'm guessing you both lived with a parent and you got frustrated as the sex stopped and so she suggested that you go open. If that is what happened, it's just dumb and you shouldn't blame yourself.

The living situation part is accurate, but the reason we broke up was because I wasn't physically attracted to her anymore.

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« Reply #4758 on: May 11, 2018, 02:00:37 PM »
Atra, I can't get behind catfishing, no matter how bored you are/how many gullible dudes will fall for it.



Yes.  Yes you are.
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« Reply #4759 on: May 11, 2018, 02:18:22 PM »
Atra, I can't get behind catfishing, no matter how bored you are/how many gullible dudes will fall for it.

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Yes.  Yes you are.

It's about ethics in online dating.

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« Reply #4760 on: May 11, 2018, 03:00:36 PM »
You may not like it but this is what peak social media follower boosting looks like.

It’s amazing how many doors open when you have a pretty face (and a vagina).  :doge

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« Reply #4761 on: May 11, 2018, 03:20:49 PM »
 :rejoice
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« Reply #4762 on: May 11, 2018, 03:28:27 PM »
What picture(s) are you using?

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« Reply #4763 on: May 11, 2018, 03:49:16 PM »




FINALLY! I'm going to get to the bottom of PizzaGate once and for all. :doge

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« Reply #4764 on: May 11, 2018, 03:53:21 PM »
What picture(s) are you using?
Here's one. Not going to show more since I don't want to blow my cover.  :doge
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edit: Try and reverse image search her. You won't find anything.

Just how I like it. :win

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« Reply #4765 on: May 11, 2018, 03:58:22 PM »
See. I'm not all bad. I'm telling this guy to shave off his creepy pedo satche.  :doge



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« Reply #4766 on: May 11, 2018, 04:03:08 PM »
Atra, your posts are starting to gross me out a little.
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« Reply #4767 on: May 11, 2018, 04:07:46 PM »
 :cody  :rash :marimo


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« Reply #4768 on: May 11, 2018, 04:11:06 PM »
Gave up on the ducks account too soon
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« Reply #4769 on: May 11, 2018, 04:14:15 PM »
Femme Atra rides again!

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« Reply #4770 on: May 11, 2018, 04:18:16 PM »
so yea me and debbie have been married 23 years this november what the fuck is going on in here
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« Reply #4771 on: May 11, 2018, 04:23:03 PM »
Just putting this out there, you seem to act natural and enjoy yourself more when supposedly "roleplaying" as a woman. :doge
You can say almost anything as a girl on tinder and get away with it most of the time.  :doge

Guys are too horned up to care. I no joke brought up using psychedelics to a "conservative Christian" guy and he didn't even flinch. He's like "Cool. I just smoke weed. What's your snapchat?"

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« Reply #4772 on: May 11, 2018, 04:35:47 PM »
I look forward to Atra’s Income being solely crypto and catfishing

“send me a btc and see what happens”

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« Reply #4773 on: May 11, 2018, 04:36:08 PM »
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FINALLY! I'm going to get to the bottom of PizzaGate once and for all. :doge


 :drudge :drudge :drudge

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« Reply #4774 on: May 11, 2018, 04:39:46 PM »
What the fuck is wrong with you dude

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« Reply #4775 on: May 11, 2018, 04:41:23 PM »

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« Reply #4776 on: May 11, 2018, 04:44:22 PM »
Thank you Atramental for restoring this thread back to its former glory :aah
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« Reply #4777 on: May 11, 2018, 04:58:41 PM »
I aim to entertain.  :gaben

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« Reply #4778 on: May 11, 2018, 05:15:20 PM »
 :uguu
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« Reply #4779 on: May 11, 2018, 05:25:45 PM »
God. I'm getting so many matches and responses it's fucking breaking the app.  :doge

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« Reply #4780 on: May 11, 2018, 05:34:07 PM »
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 :neogaf :heh  :whoo :nintendo

You soft ass bitch. Try harder, bitch-ass-soy-nicca.  :esports

Like staring into the abyss
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« Reply #4781 on: May 11, 2018, 05:38:04 PM »
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FINALLY! I'm going to get to the bottom of PizzaGate once and for all. :doge
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 :drudge :drudge :drudge


Who the fuck are these people?  :leon :crazy

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« Reply #4783 on: May 11, 2018, 05:46:49 PM »
Yeah. I agree.

Sounds sketch as fuck.

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« Reply #4784 on: May 11, 2018, 05:50:46 PM »
 Now read that string of text from the perspective of an actual 18yo female trying to leave her small town  :-\ she'd probably be down
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« Reply #4785 on: May 11, 2018, 05:52:24 PM »




 :mynicca

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« Reply #4786 on: May 11, 2018, 05:53:52 PM »
You bout to get that 10" pipe down
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« Reply #4787 on: May 11, 2018, 05:55:44 PM »
I would be such an amazing bi girl. Sheeeeit.  :goty2

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« Reply #4788 on: May 11, 2018, 08:01:43 PM »
 :whatisthis

atra. breh.
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« Reply #4789 on: May 11, 2018, 08:32:08 PM »
She’s living, leave her alone

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« Reply #4790 on: May 11, 2018, 08:34:26 PM »
You know Atra probably sext already. Hes holding back on us. Its probably for the best.
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« Reply #4791 on: May 11, 2018, 10:29:49 PM »
:whatisthis

atra. breh.
You knew this was in me.

Don’t you remember my first FemAtra stint here?  :doge

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« Reply #4792 on: May 11, 2018, 11:10:31 PM »
I thought we had grown
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« Reply #4793 on: May 11, 2018, 11:11:29 PM »
Grown into more of a degenerate troll, yes.

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« Reply #4794 on: May 11, 2018, 11:44:06 PM »
Are we witnessing the beginnings of a heterosexual male turning bi-curious? I'd imagine this is how it usually goes.

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« Reply #4795 on: May 11, 2018, 11:46:19 PM »
Is it? Just like you imagined?

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« Reply #4796 on: May 12, 2018, 12:36:25 AM »
I’m still a straight cis white male, unfortunately:doge

I just can’t compete in today’s polyamorous pansexual non binary gender queer dating scene.  :doge

If anything, this experience has taught me more of what not to do when trying to court a woman on the internet.

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« Reply #4797 on: May 12, 2018, 06:19:40 AM »
Yknow I guys in a druken rage I was about to post agin how night after night I go out and how girls don't notice me. How women just ignore me and how much I dislike the opposite sex. Then I realized that's stupid. In a little under the weather, but I think eventually I'm going to figure this whole thing out. I'm not going to lie, I really just want to eat out some girl at this point.

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« Reply #4798 on: May 12, 2018, 09:02:32 AM »
I’m still a straight cis white male, unfortunately:doge

I just can’t compete in today’s polyamorous pansexual non binary gender queer dating scene.  :doge

If anything, this experience has taught me more of what not to do when trying to court a woman on the internet.

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« Reply #4799 on: May 12, 2018, 09:24:34 AM »
Dudes, it's really not that fucking hard. You have to peacock a bit.

Altra, try growing your hair out. Can you? It's a fact that most girls do not like baldheaded guys even if you're shaving your head by choice. The only thing to compensate for a bald head is being really fucking jacked, like the Rock then it's usually overlooked. Being tan/black and bald is also better than being a totally white guy bald (especially if you're a nerd type with no tats).