RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011

[ToxicAdam]

I wish the house parties we had cleared out after 10 minutes...

House parties were basically as long as the neighbors/cops allowed.

 One time, the host of a house party spit on a cop (because he broke his gold chain) and then we all got taken down to jail.

[BisMarckie]

Was he Italian?

[shosta]

But you’re going to fuck her and get that milk right?

Sounds great in theory, but it could be a letdown.

I just got this joke, nice!

[I'm a Puppy!]

But you’re going to fuck her and get that milk right?

Sounds great in theory, but it could be a letdown.

I just got this joke, nice!

Eh, it wasn't the breast joke I've heard.

[CatsCatsCats]

Buttermilk!

[Raist]

Apparently in Boston it's common for str8 guys on Bumble to pose with fish? Like overwhelmingly so.

Is this the case anywhere else?

What if they're actually super horny fish posing with humans.

[Tasty]

Apparently in Boston it's common for str8 guys on Bumble to pose with fish? Like overwhelmingly so.

Is this the case anywhere else?

What if they're actually super horny fish posing with humans.

Then I know just the one for them.

[Mupepe]

A Troy McClure joke would have been better

[Atramental]

Going on my 3rd date with pot girl tomorrow night.

We’re going to some hipster taco joint next to a brewery. 

[shosta]

3rd date = get high and fuck

also, tacos

[toku]

trust and believe in yourself atra, you're gonna have a lot of fun 

bless up

[naff]

3rd date = get high and fuck

also, tacos

you bang your milf boss?

[shosta]

She's not a MILF dude she's younger than me

And no, they put me on a different shift so I haven't seen her in weeks 

[Tasty]

Saw cute nerd guy again tonight. He's great.

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He likes anime and horror movies.

[close]

[Huff]

anime?

bail

[Bebpo]

Well I put my Bumble profile up. Will see how that goesssssssssss

Didn't realize it was still match based. Blah, might as well have just stuck to Tinder. Thought it was like an OKC where women have to make the first move by liking/messaging your profile showing interest.

[Bebpo]

Uhhhh, so I’m getting tons of matches with very attractive women within an hour or two.

Then again Bumble doesn’t show your height, so maybe this is what dating would be like if I wasn’t short  :'(
Or maybe just a lot of prostitutes on this thing.

[Kara]

She's not a MILF dude she's younger than me

http://twitter.com/Goons_TXT/status/1022270344411996160

[Tasty]

anime?

bail

But I also like anime.

Well some of it.

We both like Parasyte a lot which I think is a good sign.

[CatsCatsCats]

Uhhhh, so I’m getting tons of matches with very attractive women within an hour or two.

Then again Bumble doesn’t show your height, so maybe this is what dating would be like if I wasn’t short  :'(
Or maybe just a lot of prostitutes on this thing. Will see if they message me and I hope to god their first question isn’t how tall are you.

You’re just a cutie and bumble has higher quality ladies that I’ve seen

[toku]

anime?

bail

But I also like anime.

Well some of it.

We both like Parasyte a lot which I think is a good sign.

(Image removed from quote.)

should call him horror bae should the relationship and your posts here continue

Uhhhh, so I’m getting tons of matches with very attractive women within an hour or two.

Then again Bumble doesn’t show your height, so maybe this is what dating would be like if I wasn’t short  :'(
Or maybe just a lot of prostitutes on this thing.

you're a catch g don't run from it

[Tasty]

I think I need to slow my roll on the horror stuff a bit, I was talking about Noroi and Audition and he was talking about Annabelle and The Grudge.

He's big into ANOES at the very least.

[Atramental]

I brought up A Serbian Film on one of my first dates.

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there wasn't a second date. 

[close]

[BlueTsunami]

I think I need to slow my roll on the horror stuff a bit, I was talking about Noroi and Audition and he was talking about Annabelle and The Grudge.

He's big into ANOES at the very least.

Better hide your copy of Salo. Nothing like a date thumbing through your media somehow landing on the shit you least want to explain

[Kara]

Uhhhh, so I’m getting tons of matches with very attractive women within an hour or two.

Then again Bumble doesn’t show your height, so maybe this is what dating would be like if I wasn’t short  :'(
Or maybe just a lot of prostitutes on this thing.

Please, do share your Bumble experiences on TheBore. 

  Asstradamus

[Rahxephon91]

Bumble in my experience is used by more career sucsesful women and since you’re a successful dude yourself Bebop it makes sense you’re doing well.

[shosta]

Asstradamus

[HardcoreRetro]

anime?

bail

But I also like anime.

Well some of it.

We both like Parasyte a lot which I think is a good sign.

[img]https://i.imgur.com/9fnxYpB.gif[mg]

Especially the part in the manga were migi turns into a penis.

[Assimilate]

  Asstradamus

 

mods: please. name change.

[shosta]

ask and ye shall receive

[Bebpo]

Actually, this is embarrassing but I thought in Bumble because there was like a heart on a profile it meant they liked you and when you swiped it was a match. Then I found out every profile looks like that and none of them are matching, whoops 

[Assimilate]

Actually, this is embarrassing but I thought in Bumble because there was like a heart on a profile it meant they liked you and when you swiped it was a match. Then I found out every profile looks like that and none of them are matching, whoops 

 

[brawndolicious]

Actually, this is embarrassing but I thought in Bumble because there was like a heart on a profile it meant they liked you and when you swiped it was a match. Then I found out every profile looks like that and none of them are matching, whoops 

Oh, well we all make that mistake in real life.

[Valkyrie]

Bumble is really weird and bad for such a small town, it won’t let you set a distance anymore so most people shown are really far away. I just don’t get the point of not having a feature like that.

[Assimilate]

Actually, this is embarrassing but I thought in Bumble because there was like a heart on a profile it meant they liked you and when you swiped it was a match. Then I found out every profile looks like that and none of them are matching, whoops 

Bumble is really weird and bad for such a small town, it won’t let you set a distance anymore so most people shown are really far away. I just don’t get the point of not having a feature like that.

Bumble sounds like it was designed by mentally deficient chipmunks.

Why you shaming women???

[Huff]

lol Ruzbeh with the dating app talk

[Rahxephon91]

Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.

[Assimilate]

Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.

Try being a bigger White Knight. If they see how supportive you are, and how you come to the rescue of women's rights, they'll think you are a good guy and they'll want to date you.

[Rahxephon91]

Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.

Try being a bigger White Knight. If they see how supportive you are, and how you come to the rescue of women's rights, they'll think you are a good guy and they'll want to date you.

I’m so sorry for posting because now we got this shitty post.

[Tasty]

Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.

Try being a bigger White Knight. If they see how supportive you are, and how you come to the rescue of women's rights, they'll think you are a good guy and they'll want to date you.

Imagine being this much of a bitter loser.

Just imagine.

[Assimilate]

Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.

Try being a bigger White Knight. If they see how supportive you are, and how you come to the rescue of women's rights, they'll think you are a good guy and they'll want to date you.

I’m so sorry for posting because now we got this shitty post.

I'm insulted 

All i'm saying is to listen to the Bore. And now i'm a bad guy for it ?

[REDPILLALPH ABIGCOCK]

Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.

Try being a bigger White Knight. If they see how supportive you are, and how you come to the rescue of women's rights, they'll think you are a good guy and they'll want to date you.

Imagine being this much of a bitter loser.

Just imagine.

Which one???

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

This thread has gone to shit since Assimilate started posting in it.  I'm not even sure the return of FemAtra can save it now.

[I'm a Puppy!]

Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.

Try being a bigger White Knight. If they see how supportive you are, and how you come to the rescue of women's rights, they'll think you are a good guy and they'll want to date you.

As always, doing the exact opposite of what Assimilate suggests is the best way forward.

[Assimilate]

Honestly at this point I’m just afraid of women. I wonder how I can get past that.

Try being a bigger White Knight. If they see how supportive you are, and how you come to the rescue of women's rights, they'll think you are a good guy and they'll want to date you.

As always, doing the exact opposite of what Assimilate suggests is the best way forward.

You're right. You should only White Knight to attempt to undercut someone else's valid points on an online discussion board.

See Rahxephon that shit don't work in the real world. The Bore toying with you, kid 

[Tasty]

"Women are people too."

"OMG WHITE KNIGHT!!!!! "

[Assimilate]

"Women are people too."

"OMG WHITE KNIGHT!!!!! "

Right, that's it.

Real question Tasty- why you queens always 'gotta derfend weemen' when all you like D' so much? And don't you feel a bit perplexed that there's currently a narrative going on that every young feminine boy must clearly be trans, and not actually gay? Isn't that homophobic?

Seems like ya'll very confused if ya arsk me. 

[Atramental]

Assy, you're a fucking dumb prick and no one here likes you (except for filler, ironically or unironically  ).

Also, I'm glad you lost money on RLC/crypto. Fucking dumbass. 

[Assimilate]

Assy, you're a fucking dumb prick and no one here likes you (except for filler, ironically or unironically  ).

Also, I'm glad you lost money on RLC/crypto. Fucking dumbass. 

you need to get laid first before talking to me like that incel 

[Tasty]

"Women are people too."

"OMG WHITE KNIGHT!!!!! "

Right, that's it.

Real question Tasty- why you queens always 'gotta derfend weemen' when all you like D' so much? And don't you feel a bit perplexed that there's currently a narrative going on that every young feminine boy must clearly be trans, and not actually gay? Isn't that homophobic?

Seems like ya'll very confused if ya arsk me. 

Maybe because there's clueless dicks like you out there, who gay guys and women both like laughing at?

[Assimilate]

"Women are people too."

"OMG WHITE KNIGHT!!!!! "

Right, that's it.

Real question Tasty- why you queens always 'gotta derfend weemen' when all you like D' so much? And don't you feel a bit perplexed that there's currently a narrative going on that every young feminine boy must clearly be trans, and not actually gay? Isn't that homophobic?

Seems like ya'll very confused if ya arsk me. 

Maybe because there's clueless dicks like you out there, who gay guys and women both like laughing at?

 

[Atramental]

Assy, you're a fucking dumb prick and no one here likes you (except for filler, ironically or unironically  ).

Also, I'm glad you lost money on RLC/crypto. Fucking dumbass. 

you need to get laid first before talking to me like that incel 

But... I have?

edit: and will again soon.

[BlueTsunami]

Rahx, experience is the answer to diminishing fear. Keep trying, keep putting yourself out there. I know how it is to live in your head and calculating all the variables but, when you're into someone and someone is into you all those things go away and you flow. This is the human experience angle that will never be translated to online dating. Make a point to be out there in society doing what you may love, and hopefully meeting people in the process. Exposure and experience.

[Tasty]

Also, fear is the mind killer.

[Assimilate]

Assy, you're a fucking dumb prick and no one here likes you (except for filler, ironically or unironically  ).

Also, I'm glad you lost money on RLC/crypto. Fucking dumbass. 

you need to get laid first before talking to me like that incel 

But... I have?

I have a suggestion for you

 do something with those pictures and stop looking like a skinnier version of Harvey Weinstein. You got no money, no powa, You ain't gonna be able to pull anything besides crack heads and young burnouts that just wanna smoke. The bore advice aint' working for ya bud. Just like it ain't working for Rahex.

I'm only trying to help

[Atramental]

Also, update:
3rd date with pot girl went great. We really clicked this time and she actually brought up the topic of sex near the end of our time together. (this was kinda of a big deal since she seemed super conservative about it)

We're going up to Asheville for a day trip soon for our 4th date.

Assy, you're a fucking dumb prick and no one here likes you (except for filler, ironically or unironically  ).

Also, I'm glad you lost money on RLC/crypto. Fucking dumbass. 

you need to get laid first before talking to me like that incel 

But... I have?

I have a suggestion for you

 do something with those pictures and stop looking like a skinnier version of Harvey Weinstein. You got no money, no powa, You ain't gonna be able to pull anything besides crack heads and young burnouts that just wanna smoke. The bore advice aint' working for ya bud. Just like it ain't working for Rahex.

I'm only trying to help

Lol.

Neck yourself my dude. I'm doing fine.

[Tasty]

Assy reading this thread and seeing how much tail everyone else is getting:

[Assimilate]

Assy reading this thread and seeing how much tail everyone else is getting: (Image removed from quote.)

whose getting tail? Weinstein looking mothafucka?

[seagrams hotsauce]

who's*

[toku]

you divorced assimilate?