Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[BlueTsunami]

I'm trying to figure out the last one, not wanting to be dense about it but is it making her out to be senile? It made me laugh nonetheless <3

[Fresh Prince]

towel doesn't fit; it's all good

[Pringo]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Stolen from GAF. This is pretty awesome.

[Fresh Prince]

[youtube=560,345]pc0mxOXbWIU[/youtube]
official video, should of just had the old one and saved some money

high school cee-lo looks himu ; all black people look the same

[Fresh Prince]

 T.I teaching abstinence. Jesus ain't bothered with your emotional shit unless you giving him a blowjob. Preachers more sexually adventurous than atheist Prole?

[youtube=560,345]ZRJtOPodmNw[/youtube]
Pretty long though. The last guy is awesome.

On a more serious note why 'Word of Faith' preachers are full of shit:
[youtube=560,345]Hc1B5scjjVQ[/youtube]
4 parts and long too

[Great Rumbler]

http://wastingyourlife.com/forums/on-topic/obama-has-finally-made-white-racists-snap-1516.html#post106812

So by default, I'm a racist.

No, but they are. Sure, white people are racist. If you're a white person, then, by default, you are a racist.

[magus]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Stolen from GAF. This is pretty awesome.

i don't get this,i clicked both but in both cases nothing happens
EDIT: ahahahahahahahah holy fuck it loaded now and it's awesome
this is the kind of shits scribblenauts should have been able to pull off

[Stoney Mason]

[youtube=560,345]9nbl78cj5vM[/youtube]

DAY FUCKING ONE

Needs the old narrator.

[Bebpo]

Beezy, some good ones in that 

[Stoney Mason]

New review up. That last Star Trek movie. Over an hour.

http://www.redlettermedia.com/

[Himu]

[Himu]

[Himu]

Black Americans don't swim because 1. swimming pools were banned during segregation days 2. for the same reason as number one, ghettos don't have swimming pools, 3. due to this history, parents don't teach their kids to swim, 4. when people get a certain age they don't want to bother learning how to swim.

That said, any parent with sense takes their child to the local pool for some goddamn lessons even if they themselves can't swim. You never know when you will have to swim to save your black ass and you will never know the joy of the BEST SPORTS ACTIVITY EVER, which is swimming.

Thankfully I've been swimming since I was what, 3...4 years old?

[Mupepe]

BBC asks: Why do Mexican Americans swim so much?

They're not swimming in the pool, they're bathing.

[Stoney Mason]

I'm black. Can't swim. Don't give a shit.

[Himu]

BBC asks: Why do Mexican Americans swim so much?

They're not swimming in the pool, they're bathing.

oh my goodness

[Himu]

I still can't get over the names of the names of those kids who drowned.

JaTavious, Takeitha, Litrelle, Latevin, LaDarius I'M SORRY

[Dickie Dee]

I understand not being a good swimmer, but it seems weird that some people can't even stay afloat to save their own lives. I would've assumed it'd be something instinctual.

[Himu]

It's instinct for babies, adults not so much.

[Mupepe]

i'm actually more amazed when people can't move or do anything in the water.  I don't think anyone taught me how to swim.  I just kinda figured it out.  I mean, it's pretty easy.  Especially after just watching other people.

[BlueTsunami]

[Himu]

[Phoenix Dark]

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Dre looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.

[youtube=560,345]50iQxjDfBBE[/youtube]
does Em ever not rap over vocal tracks lol. what a joke

[chronovore]

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If only we could do that to the living room carpet of all practitioners of the vuvuzela.

[Joe Molotov]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Stolen from GAF. This is pretty awesome.

i don't get this,i clicked both but in both cases nothing happens
EDIT: ahahahahahahahah holy fuck it loaded now and it's awesome
this is the kind of shits scribblenauts should have been able to pull off

I put the obvious choice in there and well...I got what I asked for.

[Madrun Badrun]

FM: You see her comics about her family? Her dad cracks me up.

I haven't.  Link?

[etiolate]

FM: You see her comics about her family? Her dad cracks me up.

I haven't.  Link?

http://beatonna.livejournal.com/138447.html

[Himu]

put in hunter fucks bear and

[BlueTsunami]

FM: You see her comics about her family? Her dad cracks me up.

I haven't.  Link?

http://beatonna.livejournal.com/138447.html

Her Father sounds awesome

[Howard Alan Treesong]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Stolen from GAF. This is pretty awesome.

i don't get this,i clicked both but in both cases nothing happens
EDIT: ahahahahahahahah holy fuck it loaded now and it's awesome
this is the kind of shits scribblenauts should have been able to pull off

I put the obvious choice in there and well...I got what I asked for.

ones I found:
fucks
hugs
plays games with
shops with
shoots
Tipp-Ex
cooks
tickles
punches
sings with
marries
dances with
eats
jumps
draws
smokes with

[Himu]

I put in draws and i got a result

[Madrun Badrun]

 

[Himu]

[fistfulofmetal]

i don't get it.

[Madrun Badrun]

The pumpkins have started to grow on the lawn instead of in the garden.

[Himu]

He also said that only a good lookin man could grow such a garden, but his pumpkins are growing AWAY from him

[fistfulofmetal]

that's not really funny.

[Madrun Badrun]

Fist's taste in humor is like his taste in girls:  undeveloped. 

[Tieno]

[Himu]

MUFASA

[demi]

that's not really funny.

cosign. Loser humor

[magus]

all the one i found and i spent a lot of time!

spoiler (click to show/hide)

fucks - the hunter and the bear do nasty thing behind a parental advisor sticker
paints - the hunter makes a painting of the bear while saying italian words (including "stronzo" which means "piece of shit" ) the only problem is that the painting is actualy that of a giraffe
tricks - the bear offers the hunter a handshake but he pulls off at the last second
photo - the hunter takes a photo of the bear but at the last seconds he does the V sign behind the bear
is - the hunter is dressed like a bear while the bear has the rifle,the bear shoots the poor hunter down while he begs!
phone - the hunter calls the bear on the phone complaining he's late for the appointment when the bear is just behind the corner
dance - the hunter and the bear dance's
breakdance - the hunter breakdance while the bear goes around with a boombox
moonwalk - the hunter and the bear do a bad MJ impressions
sings - the hunter sings while the bear plays the harp
hugs - the hunter throws himself at the arms of the bear in slow-mo
kiss - the hunter makes a marriage proposal at the bear!
fart - the hunter lights a bear fart with a lighter
strike - the hunter and the bear go on a strike
high-fives - the hunter and the bear shares one of those complicated handshakes
sleeps - the bear cradles the hunter
moons - the hunter shows his ass to the bear and the bear gets pissed
watch tv - the hunter and the bear are watching tv sitting on a couch when the hunter switches to a football match and they all get excited
play - the hunter and the bear plays rock,paper,scissors but the hunter always win because the bear can only play paper because of his paws ,the bear get pissed and hit the hunter with a rock
play soccer - the hunter and the bear plays football when a naked girl runs on the field,the hunter gets distracted and the bear scores a goal!
erase - the hunter picks the eraser again and erase "a bear" deleting the bear from the movie,poor bear
eat - the hunter is forced by the bear to eat a teddy bear
flirt - the hunter and the bear do one of those romantic dance's the bear paws keep going to the hunter ass
ride - the hunter rides the bear cowboy style!
drugs - the hunter declares his love for mr.tree while the bear comes with a sign "say no to drugs!"
drunk - the hunter and the bear go peeing for 57 seconds while laughing hystericaly
fight - the hunter and the bear fight in a wrestling match,the bear wins
shoot - the hunter and the bear do a gun duel,western style but the bear goes behind the hunter and makes a baloon explode scaring him
drink - the hunter and the bear shares a beer,after that they have a burping contest,the hunter wins
cooking - the bear cook the hunter on a spit!
wash - the hunter wash the bear teeths with a toilet brush
shops - the hunter and the bear go shopping in the forest!
tickles - in a clear parody of the "surprised kitty" video,the hunter tickles the bear
jumps - the bear holds a circle and a whip and the hunter jumps inside in while circus music plays
fish - the hunter and the bear go fishing on a kid pool ,the hunter gets a plastic duck but the bear gets a real fish!
lawn-mover - the bear use the hunter as a lawn-mover
sweep - the bear and the hunter sweep around the forest with a broom and a brush
hangs with - the bear and the hunter stands around doing nothing

various words like shit gets the bear shaking his head at you
words that he doesn't recognize gets you the bear and the hunter holding a 404 error sign

[close]

[Diunx]

Man, those comics are awful.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

that's not really funny.

cosign. Loser humor

Kate Beaton is awesome but those comics aren't good at all. Share the ones with drawings and jokes next time

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=406221

any gaf mod's reading this, please put a ban on shitty puns in the o-t. Every thread is basically LOL HERE'S MY VERSION OF A PUN ON THIS TOPIC for two pages non-stop with zero discussion. Everyone tries to be count dookake to bad results.

[Stoney Mason]

[youtube=560,345][/youtube]

Ancient but I hadn't seen this one before and it made me lol.

[Himu]

I love news bloopers

[Himu]

jinfash-kun.

unzip my pants.

plant penis in your mouth.

[Himu]

Jinfash-kun.

This is the gaf complain thread.

[Madrun Badrun]

We complain ABOUT GAF/mods, not TO GAF's mods.

[MyNameIsMethodis]

i jus wanan say borecast sucks its so boring

[Van Cruncheon]

thats why there will never be another borecast

[TakingBackSunday]

Holy fuck, those are the worst comics I've ever read.

hark a vagrant haters suck

you suck

[Eel O'Brian]

i jus wanan say borecast sucks its so boring

perhaps it just isn't a form of entertainment suited to your particular intellect

might i suggest sitting naked in a bathtub and filling it with urine

[Great Rumbler]

Holy fuck, those are the worst comics I've ever read.

hark a vagrant haters suck

you suck

Seriously. Get eaten by bears already, geez.

[Shuri]

ERr, Amirox's thread about his girfriend getting a secret abortion without telling him and how he hid from her his drug taking past was completely purged from the forum. It still appears when you search for 'livejournal' in the googlesearch thing they have.

[etiolate]

don't know why he'd share that

[CajoleJuice]

i jus wanan say borecast sucks its so boring

perhaps it just isn't a form of entertainment suited to your particular intellect

might i suggest sitting naked in a bathtub and filling it with urine

I'm so using this.

[lennedsay]

I liked the whole "don't normally share my personal life..." bit. 

Seriously, Amir0x, if you're reading this (since you're probably reading this ), if you have to completely change yourself or lie about yourself to be in a relationship, you probably shouldn't be in it in the first place. I speak from years of experience, unfortunately. And fortunately, I now know the complete opposite, and what it's like to be in an amazing relationship - and all those things she was bitching about (video games, playing on the computer, hanging with friends, partying...), we do all those things together.

And god damnit, if I wanna go get an abortion, we'll do that together too!

[Himu]

We complain ABOUT GAF/mods, not TO GAF's mods.

Eh, they read this shit anyways.