Meme Machine Memorial Thread of Things You Saw on Reddit

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=410532

Teh butthurt in that thread is amusing.

[Stoney Mason]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=410532

Teh butthurt in that thread is amusing.

I love when shit like this happens. It's like an idiot test to see who comes in and whines.

[Stoney Mason]

GAF in a nutshell.

So many stupid people.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=23914957&postcount=63

Wow!  This has such the opposite intended effect here on GAF.  I really don't understand their logic. Add to that you piss off hardcore gamers because we don't like these shady deals.

Is Bethesda simply doing the moneyhat shuffle, for the up-front money alone, knowing that GAF and the like will grumble but get our single copy anyway?

It's not entirely evident.

[Great Rumbler]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=410532

Teh butthurt in that thread is amusing.

I might be upset if it was some kind of huge expansion [like a whole new area or something], but it won't be.

[Stoney Mason]

Thank God my console manufactuer loves me enough to make sure I get my DLC first before the other consoles owners. That's why I kiss my 360 every night before I go to bed. Because it loves me.

 

[archie4208]

I'll wait for the GOTY edition with all the DLC to be $10 on Steam.  

[Stoney Mason]

I'll wait for the GOTY edition with all the DLC to be $10 on Steam.  

I'll wait for the piratebay version myself which should be up any time today. Absolutely Free.

[Robo]

I just realized New Vegas comes out tomorrow.  I thought it was next week.  This is the best day ever!

[archie4208]

I'll wait for the GOTY edition with all the DLC to be $10 on Steam.  

I'll wait for the piratebay version myself which should be up any time today. Absolutely Free.

You're single handedly killing PC gaming.  :'(

[demi]

I'll just buy it now cause I'm not poor, then install the DLC from the GOTY disc and play it again! Win win

[Stoney Mason]

I'll wait for the GOTY edition with all the DLC to be $10 on Steam.  

I'll wait for the piratebay version myself which should be up any time today. Absolutely Free.

You're single handedly killing PC gaming.  :'(

I killed the recording industry first.

[Brehvolution]

Thank God my console manufactuer loves me enough to make sure I get my DLC first before the other consoles owners. That's why I kiss my 360 every night before I go to bed. Because it loves me.

 

Me too!

[Mr. Gundam]

I don't disagree with him, I just want him banned.

Too bad it's only a month.

I swear, Andrex is the only person on the internet that has ever actually annoyed me. I can't stand that kid.

[Stoney Mason]

This was in my recommended videos on youtube. Apparently this guy goes around filming asses or something. 



http://www.youtube.com/user/elcuervo56

[Eel O'Brian]

I'll just wait for someone to mod it into the PC version

for free

[Stoney Mason]

What the hell did you look up that that got recommended to you?

 

Would you like to know!

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Probably that fitness chick that is always doing sexy exercises.

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[Eel O'Brian]

btw, it's going to be so awesome watching all the smug faces drop to quivering lips and tear-brimmed eyes next gen when they start locking shit down tight on consoles

they already have your balls in hand with the online codes and passes, next gen is when they start pulling

[Stoney Mason]

Guess I'll have to pirate more games at that point then. I still win!

 

[Stoney Mason]

Exclusive DLC on the platform Fallout 3 sold the most on? How DARE they! Clearly we will teach them a lesson buy not buying the game AT ALL on other platforms. That'll show them what for!

Yeah.

Gaming protests always work. History teaches me this...

[Eel O'Brian]

i'm not gonna rage or anything, but it is a bit irritating considering how much i loved FO3 (bought it on 360 and PC, put somewhere around 175 hours into it between versions)

i didn't want to mess with the 360 version this time (seriously, FO3 looks like crap compared to the maxed-out PC version, and i'm no graphics whore), but if the dlc is substantial in any way i guess i'll have to rent it when the goty version comes out to play through that bit

[Stoney Mason]

I'm not saying people have to like it. I just don't like it when people act as if GAF has any power. Or their personal opinion is anything more than an individual personal opinion which we are all entitled to Or that gaming isn't a business.

Doesn't really bother me personally but obviously I can understand why it might bother others. I didn't care that Batman got extra shit on the PS3. Or that there was some beta for AC 2 brotherhood on the PS3, or that MOH got that remastered thing on the PS3. Or that PC gets certain mods that we don't on consoles. It is what is. If it really bothered me that much I suppose I would go buy the other systems I don't own or just wait and buy the thing later. Or stop gaming.

[Fresh Prince]

[youtube=560,345]EI1_q8O3sSI[/youtube]
the fruit of will smith

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you know it's going to be played everywhere 

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[Fresh Prince]

Clubs?

[Eel O'Brian]

and people on gaf acting like they have power or that their individual opinions matter bothers me less than this type of stuff, which generates resentment or confusion and eventually causes people to stop buying as many games - which has an actual effect in that sales drop over time (it's not an instant "boycott" thing by any means) and that results in less games being made for me to buy and never install or finish

[Phoenix Dark]

Mojo is too busy macking chicks to give a shit if some bullshit song is on the speakers.

[Stoney Mason]

which generates resentment or confusion and eventually causes people to stop buying as many games - which has an actual effect in that sales drop over time (it's not an instant "boycott" thing by any means) and that results in less games being made for me to buy and never install or finish

I don't believe that happens to any signficant level or has the long term effects to the degree that you think it does. But whatever. Moot argument. I've had my say and trolled enough on this subject,.

[demi]

Black people jocking whites again. We already did this back in the 80s

Cool vid though. She'd look better not looking like a walking glitterball though.

[Fresh Prince]

Mojo is too busy macking chicks to give a shit if some bullshit song is on the speakers.

I don't know any guy who goes to a R&B club to dance.

Is it wrong that I think of sexual acts when I see the title of the song?

don't worry just pretend it's Rihanna singing this song

[Fresh Prince]

Shanadeus is hilarious serious or not

[Fresh Prince]

yeah i guess but your dick would snap off

[Himu]

shanadeus

[fistfulofmetal]

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/life/the-hot-button/is-mad-mens-curvy-star-going-on-a-diet/article1762078/

Is Mad Men's curvy star going on a diet?


Please, Joan, say it ain’t so.

Christina Hendricks, who plays smoking hot office manager Joan Holloway on Mad Men, is reportedly going on a diet to squeeze herself in to Hollywood’s waifish standards.

“Christina has got sick of all the talk of her being the curviest woman in Hollywood. For her it basically meant she was being called fat,” an unnamed source told Britain’s Daily Mail newspaper.

“Now she’s gone against everything she believed in before by going on the first diet of her life. Christina’s cut out carbs, and alcohol, although she’s not a big drinker. She’s eating fish oil to break down fat and pak choi and edamame nearly every meal.”

The source said Hendricks aims to lose about 30 lbs.

[archie4208]

Twig Hendricks. 

[Phoenix Dark]

saddest day since 9/11

[Stoney Mason]

That chick is the most over talked about chick in Hollywood.

[Eel O'Brian]

another normal-sized woman bites the dust

literally, according to that diet plan

[lennedsay]

Her curves are pretty hot, but her teeth and chin are... off-putting. Nobody spoil last night's Mad Men for me!!! 

[Stoney Mason]

plus she wasn't that hot

I think she's attractive. And its nice to see a more "normal" body type in Hollywood. But Jesus I get it.

Chick just gets too much attention.

[fistfulofmetal]

another normal-sized woman bites the dust

literally, according to that diet plan

her look is about as normal as the the super skinny super models.

[Eel O'Brian]

you're just mad that no matter how much weight she loses she's still gonna have titties

[etiolate]

Hollywood ruins everything.

[Fresh Prince]

She needs to lose a bit of weight to be at her peak but to state the obvious: whatever floats your boat.

[Stoney Mason]

plus she wasn't that hot

I think she's attractive. And its nice to see a more "normal" body type in Hollywood. But Jesus I get it.

Chick just gets too much attention.

I do too, I just think she was never that hot. The kind of hot that have people "discussing" her all the time. And I agree that her body was hot and normal, I'll miss her ass but overall meh.

Oh and fistful, I wouldn't call portmans body normal either. She's really boyish.

Everybody is a bit different. I think Angelina Jolie looks like a toad. Yep people tell me she is gorgeous. Whatever.

[Bildi]

This was in my recommended videos on youtube. Apparently this guy goes around filming asses or something. 



http://www.youtube.com/user/elcuervo56

And here I thought Youtube recommendations were always useless.

[lennedsay]

No more shit-talking about Hendricks. Watching Mad Men finale now and her grill is fixed.

She's fucking watching us while I'm watching her... Twilight Zone music inducing.

[BlueTsunami]

I think Angelina Jolie is just too skinny. Her facial features, mainly her eyes and lips look stretched across her skull. She looks ghoulish.

[cool breeze]

someone in the gaf thread reminded me of Jennifer Connelly

I'll always have Career Opportunities 

[Raban]

someone in the gaf thread reminded me of Jennifer Connelly

I'll always have Career Opportunities 

[Great Rumbler]

That dude's got my vote, although almost more for his beard and mustache than anything else.

[Beezy]

[Phoenix Dark]

[youtube=560,345]azM_AJr6wE8[/youtube]
Nikki's verse>just about every verse from 2010 

[Fresh Prince]

That is an awful song. Kanye fell the fuck off.

[Himu]

kanye blows, last great album was late reg.

[Fresh Prince]

I can't even remember which songs come from which album.

[Phoenix Dark]

I like that song outside of the singing, haters gonna get aids

[Fresh Prince]

smh

[chronovore]

This just arrived in my Inbox. Spelling fail, legitimacy fail, Thunderbird gets "intrepid reporter of the year" award:

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Who in hell's name could possibly fall for something this poorly executed?

[magus]

This just arrived in my Inbox. Spelling fail, legitimacy fail, Thunderbird gets "intrepid reporter of the year" award:

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Who in hell's name could possibly fall for something this poorly executed?

i guess somoene that wasn't vrey smrat

[ToxicAdam]

This just arrived in my Inbox. Spelling fail, legitimacy fail, Thunderbird gets "intrepid reporter of the year" award:

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Who in hell's name could possibly fall for something this poorly executed?

Never write spam in the dark.

[Reb]

Dan Harmon fed the troll.