1. Willco and Mike_Works were caught giving each other handjobs in Kentia Hall at E3 '03. The story they agreed on was that underpaid Cambodian flo' hos were the reason they had their jean shorts around their ankles and their tooters pointing at the Nintendo exhibits, but Willco got drunk and spilled the beans. As usual.
2. Lemurs and warcock are brother and sister, but by different parents. Warcock got the looks and brains; Lemurs got the lips and the dandruff.
3. Malek was one of Ayn Rand's fuckpuppets back in the early 60's. Unbeknownst to you clueless feggits, he's in his late 50s and works at SMU as a Computer Science instructor legendary for never having learned any C. The law school shit is just some weird frippery he made up to elicit sympathy. He thinks it'll get TVC to send him free shit. Little did he know that nothing with TVC is free, and that the cost is in TVC's fictional but all-too-exchangable currency: The Cornhole Yen.
4. BlueTsunami is gay for me, and it's pretty fuckin' disturbing. You should see the shit he sends me in PM. He's got places a man shouldn't have places, and that shit you see in there is downright Seussian.
5. Himuro was born with both sets of kit, as it were. His parents opted out of gender-elective surgery, and the clitoris grew into a fully-formed 3 inch penis. The vagina only engorges and "activates" when Sega is involved. Mupepe frequently seduces the "Himumu" half by posing naked with a life-sized Sonic Adventure standee.
6. Bz/G was actually being honest. He actually *is* a West Coast playboy with hot nurse neighbors that let him mount them atop a mound of freshly-baked brownies and unsold PlayStation 3s at 2AM, and he has a personal jet AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK BZ
7. Drinky Crow is Andrew Vestal. The moogle suit was REAL. There's a hole cut out for the cock in that suit, chappies, and let's just say tricks and treats were parcelled out in equal measure that night!
8. Demi is very saucy. It's amazing how many Evilboreans of all stripes and walks of life want to fuck him. Seriously; you'd be shocked.
9. The Dark Shake really is as unpleasantly shrill as he reads. His reedy harelip voice and his breathy fatguy syncopation are ghastly to hear. It's a shame they aren't casting a sequel to The Name of the Rose, because he seriously needs to be put in a burlap chausible and added to the scenery.
10. PhoenixDark is GAF's own Johnny Nighttrain. No joke.