Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1238731 times)

Quote from: Linkzg on October 10, 2011, 09:12:21 PM
Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 10, 2011, 09:05:51 PM
Taking Bebpo out Wednesday and Thursday night!

Gonna fail as a wingman!

tell him to say "take this! my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow!" to a lady

Done.

So did you guys give any girls the shining finger?

lennedsay · « **Reply #847 on:** October 11, 2011, 09:32:53 PM »

Quote from: Wrath2X on October 11, 2011, 08:41:38 PM

Quote from: lennedsay on October 11, 2011, 08:07:39 PM
They're not?

Well since a lot of what muslims think the jews are behind is the acts of ultra conservative christian right wing dolts, their idea that every sort of entertainment from football to porn is the jews trying to take us muslims away from our religion, the "fact" that jews know we're right but refuse to worship allah out of spite and would rather see us down in hell with them, and that jews and muslims are "destined" to fight till "judgement day". Yes I'm pretty pissed actually at the distinguished mentally-challenged reasons for hating jews since 95% of them have NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH THEM!

I hate these fucktarded anus licking monkeyshits who run around spreading crazy bullshit and us going to jail, getting ridiculed and fucking crucified for calling them pieces of shit! Sure the royal family and government want to end them but those two are fucking batshit as well, from the royal family stealing oil money from hardworking citizens so they can spend them on doing lines off of ladyboy dicks while they don't work at all and get it because of their "birthright". The government deciding to just help out their immediate and extended families while ignoring cases that require immediate attention.

Seriously this country has been fucked so hard cause of religious extremism, dictatorship, old arabic ideologies, sex separation, executions and the like that to fully repair this country would take upwards of 60 years to a century. The sensible arabs either keep their opinions to themselves or move to another country and i don't blame them one bit.

I love that I'm bedouin, I love that I have bedouin traits, I love that I'm generous, laidback, open minded and not an overall prick to people who don't deserve to be treated like shit. But those are the good traits, the idea that pouring arabic coffee to some farting old dumbfucks makes you a man is idiotic and old, as are many of the bedouin facts and arab tribalism that people here still cling to.

tl;dr

blablablabla

I assume it's a more extreme version than America, where smart people keep their mouth shut and dumb people spout their racist mouths off.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #848 on:** October 11, 2011, 10:18:45 PM »

So Muslim women complaining about Jews is the American equivalent of black women complaining about white women? I feel your pain Wrath

chronovore · « **Reply #849 on:** October 12, 2011, 08:47:53 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 10, 2011, 08:39:55 PM

Quote from: BrandNew on October 10, 2011, 08:27:07 PM
Megan is having sex with some dude at work but still wants us to talk and maybe start a relationship later

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That's about a "How 'bout no" moment I've ever read

Yes.

Yesyesyes.

Quote from: Mupepe on October 10, 2011, 08:53:00 PM

hit it and quit it with Megan. you need to be the rebound sex guy. no relationship though

No.

C'mon. You KNOW BrandNew is emotional about this girl; he'd go in with the rebound plan, then start crying halfway through the fuck, and THAT never turns out well.

tiesto · « **Reply #850 on:** October 12, 2011, 09:23:50 AM »

Speaking about Jews, I've been talking to one on OKC who's going to grad school @ Stony to be a history teacher, and she's REALLY good looking. Based on her profile though, it seems like she's one of those women on the marriage train... Gonna try and set up a date hopefully with her.

Went out with a girl I really liked on Saturday, called her and left a message but she hasn't called me back yet

Went out with another on Monday, and I had a good time, but the girl is a big smoker and druggie and hippie, not really my "type". Dating is so freaking frustrating...

NY Comic Con is coming up this weekend, maybe there will be some ass there for me to pick up.

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but with my luck all the girls I meet will be from Jersey $:-\$

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chronovore · « **Reply #851 on:** October 12, 2011, 06:22:54 PM »

I can't imagine dating a smoker.

Also, I worry about anyone looking to get married. It's the wrong motivation; first, find someone you want to be with, a lot, a lot, A LOT... then worry about how to spend the rest of your life with them. People who want to get married are desperate. Desperation makes them suppress parts of their personality hoping for a better fit, which ironically can only make them a worse fit.

cool breeze · « **Reply #852 on:** October 12, 2011, 06:48:13 PM »

The oddness of dating a smoker is if you're not a smoker yourself, no?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #853 on:** October 12, 2011, 06:59:59 PM »

Smoking is a no go. Smells bad, ruins your oral health...nah.

The most annoying marriage chicks are the ones who randomly say shit like "well I'm 24 and haven't been married yet. I need to start a family but men are too busy chasing these hoes." And I'm like wtf. Marriage never crosses my mind, and won't until I'm settled. And even then I'll most likely be so happy I'm doin' thangs that it won't cross my mind then either.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #854 on:** October 12, 2011, 07:14:02 PM »

I can't even fathom contemplating marriage until I'm 30.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #855 on:** October 12, 2011, 07:39:55 PM »

I never dated a smoker. Just grosses me out.

I got married at 25, but my wife and I had been together for 3 years and figured out that we worked really well together. Things are still great now that we're both 30.

lennedsay · « **Reply #856 on:** October 12, 2011, 07:44:00 PM »

Yea, these darn whippersnappers. I thought the same thing before I was in a serious relationship (with someone that I actually liked, that is). Started dating my husband right after I turned 21, and we got married 2 1/2 years later when I was 23. Sounds young now, but I had my shit together as did my husband.

He's thirty this year.

chronovore · « **Reply #857 on:** October 12, 2011, 08:37:25 PM »

YOU YOUNG'NS GIT OFF MAH LAWN!

Christ, I can't imagine getting married -- or even serious -- at the ages Gundam and Lennesday were. I was basically a dick with legs at that point in my life.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #858 on:** October 12, 2011, 08:51:41 PM »

sounds hot

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #859 on:** October 12, 2011, 08:55:03 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on October 12, 2011, 08:37:25 PM

YOU YOUNG'NS GIT OFF MAH LAWN!

Christ, I can't imagine getting married -- or even serious -- at the ages Gundam and Lennesday were. I was basically a dick with legs at that point in my life.

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #860 on:** October 12, 2011, 08:55:56 PM »

al pacino in this muthafucka

Robo · « **Reply #861 on:** October 12, 2011, 09:21:44 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #862 on:** October 12, 2011, 09:24:52 PM »

chrono is a fucking boss

tiesto · « **Reply #863 on:** October 12, 2011, 09:47:35 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on October 12, 2011, 07:14:02 PM

I can't even fathom contemplating marriage until I'm 30.

I'm gonna be 30 next year $:-\$

Curly-haired girl called me back but I was on my work break so I didn't get it... she says she wants to go out next week Let's hope she doesn't flake. I liked the girl, she is into art and disco/funk/edm, loves Daft Punk and actually likes to go out to dance parties. The girl who I went out with the other night wrote to me thanking me for the drink... I'd definitely fuck her, nice curvy blonde with glasses

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #864 on:** October 12, 2011, 11:39:56 PM »

omg pics

chronovore · « **Reply #865 on:** October 13, 2011, 12:32:15 AM »

You guys...

Bebpo · « **Reply #866 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:24:46 PM »

When I walk down the street, cute girls (22-26 range) smile at me as they pass me by.

This is arghhhhh because what the fuck am I supposed to do at that point? So it's like this good looking girl thinks I'm attractive but she just walked by and I'll never see her again

I hate knowing I appeal to girls :p. If I was ugly than I could rationalize why I never meet anyone, but it's like waving it right in my face! I need to learn how to approach girls, last time I just approached a random girl on the street and started conversation was 12 years ago and what became my first girlfriend.

It's not that I don't have the guts, it's just that I don't want to come off as a creep.

BlackMage · « **Reply #867 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:30:52 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on October 13, 2011, 07:24:46 PM

When I walk down the street, cute girls (22-26 range) smile at me as they pass me by.

This is arghhhhh because what the fuck am I supposed to do at that point? So it's like this good looking girl thinks I'm attractive but she just walked by and I'll never see her again

I hate knowing I appeal to girls :p. If I was ugly than I could rationalize why I never meet anyone, but it's like waving it right in my face! I need to learn how to approach girls, last time I just approached a random girl on the street and started conversation was 12 years ago and what became my first girlfriend.

It's not that I don't have the guts, it's just that I don't want to come off as a creep.

fuck em.

Bebpo · « **Reply #868 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:32:42 PM »

Omg you're alive!

How are things?

cool breeze · « **Reply #869 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:40:37 PM »

this is Seattle, right? if it's not where you live, just go for it. if you fail, it's not like you'll see them again.

Himu · « **Reply #870 on:** October 13, 2011, 07:42:24 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on October 13, 2011, 07:24:46 PM

When I walk down the street, cute girls (22-26 range) smile at me as they pass me by.

This is arghhhhh because what the fuck am I supposed to do at that point? So it's like this good looking girl thinks I'm attractive but she just walked by and I'll never see her again

I hate knowing I appeal to girls :p. If I was ugly than I could rationalize why I never meet anyone, but it's like waving it right in my face! I need to learn how to approach girls, last time I just approached a random girl on the street and started conversation was 12 years ago and what became my first girlfriend.

It's not that I don't have the guts, it's just that I don't want to come off as a creep.

but if you had the guts, you wouldn't worry if you come off as a creep. if she's smiling, go for it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #871 on:** October 13, 2011, 08:21:49 PM »

Just go for it.

Also some people just smile at strangers to be polite

Also also creeps are defined by what they say, not by saying something

Himu · « **Reply #872 on:** October 13, 2011, 08:33:44 PM »

Yeah, don't tell them they have nice tits or anything like that.

cool breeze · « **Reply #873 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:04:21 PM »

total creeper

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #874 on:** October 13, 2011, 09:12:25 PM »

Quote from: The Business on October 13, 2011, 08:51:11 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 08:21:49 PM
Just go for it.

Also some people just smile at strangers to be polite

Also also creeps are defined by what they say, not by saying something

No, creeps are defined by how they look. A great looking guy can say something obnoxious and gross and it's charming.

yeah, definitely this

Robo · « **Reply #875 on:** October 13, 2011, 10:14:34 PM »

Yeah, I was staring at your tits. Big deal.
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Yeah, I was staring at your tits. Big deal.
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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #876 on:** October 14, 2011, 12:28:26 AM »

Bebpo · « **Reply #877 on:** October 14, 2011, 03:30:17 AM »

Here I am talking to this distiushed gentlemen at a bar full of lawyers and he's like I just like to fuck bitches and bust a nut. And I'm like I can't make this happen and he's like you're a lawyer, you can do whatever the fuck you want.

Bebpo · « **Reply #878 on:** October 14, 2011, 03:37:44 AM »

So I went back to the room of this distinguished gentlemen and we had a Philisophical talk about why I am failing in life, it seems to have come down to "why you care about these things man? Go out there and have a good time. Life is about having a good time and being yourself and the rest will come to you"

I feel like I've just met a really drunk Buddha

Will try to live free and live life for the rest of this trip.
I met a cute girl in her mid 30s but he said it ain't gonna happen, lookelsewhere man.

Also met another girl whose friend cockblocked me and said they had to go. Hmmmmm. It's hard not to get discouraged in the face of all this but I will try.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #879 on:** October 14, 2011, 03:41:44 AM »

Isn't that what I've been telling you for months?!?!

Anyway, finally my own problemz: I'm pretty sure my (female) friend's little sister likes me, and I must admit I'm pretty damn into her; she's super hot and one of the most carefree people I know. She's 20 (my friend is my age, 24). Now, I've been friends with this girl for like 10 years, so I remember when her sister was a little kid. Which makes this even more awkward...

She constantly laughs at my stupid jokes, touches me nonstop, calls me etc; I keep blocking her on facebook but eventually I'll have to add her smh. The older sister knows about all this, and I can't tell how she feels. She once asked me if I liked her sister and I was like "nah, she's just a kid..." and she was like "well you can do whatever, doesn't matter to me" in an almost passive aggressive manner. Bah.

I'm not going to get with this girl, but I do wonder what would happen if she decided to throw herself at me; luckily we're never alone together. I don't want to possibly fuck up a good friendship over this.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #880 on:** October 14, 2011, 03:43:54 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on October 13, 2011, 07:24:46 PM

When I walk down the street, cute girls (22-26 range) smile at me as they pass me by.

This is arghhhhh because what the fuck am I supposed to do at that point? So it's like this good looking girl thinks I'm attractive but she just walked by and I'll never see her again

I hate knowing I appeal to girls :p. If I was ugly than I could rationalize why I never meet anyone, but it's like waving it right in my face! I need to learn how to approach girls, last time I just approached a random girl on the street and started conversation was 12 years ago and what became my first girlfriend.

It's not that I don't have the guts, it's just that I don't want to come off as a creep.

Once rodi and I were hanging out in the city and she spots this cute guy in the library. If you know the main library in San Francisco it's pretty big so I don't know how but I guess he noticed and started following us. Like we went to several floors of the library and he was there. Taqueria, city hall, free museum at the side of Herbst Theater...he was always there! The three of us ended up sitting in this small dark room where they were showing historic footage of nuclear bomb testing where they'd instruct people to paint their houses white because it helps protect against radiation. Anyway, rodi and I were having a hoot because this dude was totally stalking us and as we were leaving he's like "Going to paint your house white?"

We thought it was cute.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #881 on:** October 14, 2011, 03:44:40 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 14, 2011, 03:41:44 AM

Isn't that what I've been telling you for months?!?!

Anyway, finally my own problemz: I'm pretty sure my (female) friend's little sister likes me, and I must admit I'm pretty damn into her; she's super hot and one of the most carefree people I know. She's 20 (my friend is my age, 24). Now, I've been friends with this girl for like 10 years, so I remember when her sister was a little kid. Which makes this even more awkward...

She constantly laughs at my stupid jokes, touches me nonstop, calls me etc; I keep blocking her on facebook but eventually I'll have to add her smh. The older sister knows about all this, and I can't tell how she feels. She once asked me if I liked her sister and I was like "nah, she's just a kid..." and she was like "well you can do whatever, doesn't matter to me" in an almost passive aggressive manner. Bah.

I'm not going to get with this girl, but I do wonder what would happen if she decided to throw herself at me; luckily we're never alone together. I don't want to possibly fuck up a good friendship over this.

everything written after 'super hot' is just wrong

Bebpo · « **Reply #882 on:** October 14, 2011, 03:52:49 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 14, 2011, 03:41:44 AM

Isn't that what I've been telling you for months?!?!

Anyway, finally my own problemz: I'm pretty sure my (female) friend's little sister likes me, and I must admit I'm pretty damn into her; she's super hot and one of the most carefree people I know. She's 20 (my friend is my age, 24). Now, I've been friends with this girl for like 10 years, so I remember when her sister was a little kid. Which makes this even more awkward...

She constantly laughs at my stupid jokes, touches me nonstop, calls me etc; I keep blocking her on facebook but eventually I'll have to add her smh. The older sister knows about all this, and I can't tell how she feels. She once asked me if I liked her sister and I was like "nah, she's just a kid..." and she was like "well you can do whatever, doesn't matter to me" in an almost passive aggressive manner. Bah.

I'm not going to get with this girl, but I do wonder what would happen if she decided to throw herself at me; luckily we're never alone together. I don't want to possibly fuck up a good friendship over this.

It's ons thing to say, yes that's how to do it and another thing to block a million years of hormonal instinct that says you need to have a woman tonight or you fail.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #883 on:** October 14, 2011, 06:43:09 AM »

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Positive Touch · « **Reply #884 on:** October 14, 2011, 07:49:31 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 14, 2011, 03:41:44 AM

Isn't that what I've been telling you for months?!?!

Anyway, finally my own problemz: I'm pretty sure my (female) friend's little sister likes me, and I must admit I'm pretty damn into her; she's super hot and one of the most carefree people I know. She's 20 (my friend is my age, 24). Now, I've been friends with this girl for like 10 years, so I remember when her sister was a little kid. Which makes this even more awkward...

She constantly laughs at my stupid jokes, touches me nonstop, calls me etc; I keep blocking her on facebook but eventually I'll have to add her smh. The older sister knows about all this, and I can't tell how she feels. She once asked me if I liked her sister and I was like "nah, she's just a kid..." and she was like "well you can do whatever, doesn't matter to me" in an almost passive aggressive manner. Bah.

I'm not going to get with this girl, but I do wonder what would happen if she decided to throw herself at me; luckily we're never alone together. I don't want to possibly fuck up a good friendship over this.

why are you so completely insane pd

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #885 on:** October 14, 2011, 07:57:40 AM »

She's hot

Lucky were never alone

Mupepe · « **Reply #886 on:** October 14, 2011, 10:06:11 AM »

Quote from: The Business on October 13, 2011, 08:51:11 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on October 13, 2011, 08:21:49 PM
Just go for it.

Also some people just smile at strangers to be polite

Also also creeps are defined by what they say, not by saying something

No, creeps are defined by how they look. A great looking guy can say something obnoxious and gross and it's charming.

Great looking guys are exceptions though! Not the rule.

Refer to Seinfeld:

Jerry: Elaine, what percentage of people do you think are good looking?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #887 on:** October 14, 2011, 12:21:58 PM »

Quote from: Bebpo on October 14, 2011, 03:37:44 AM

So I went back to the room of this distinguished gentlemen and we had a Philisophical talk about why I am failing in life, it seems to have come down to "why you care about these things man? Go out there and have a good time. Life is about having a good time and being yourself and the rest will come to you"

I feel like I've just met a really drunk Buddha

Will try to live free and live life for the rest of this trip.
I met a cute girl in her mid 30s but he said it ain't gonna happen, lookelsewhere man.

Also met another girl whose friend cockblocked me and said they had to go. Hmmmmm. It's hard not to get discouraged in the face of all this but I will try.

Go back and bang the waitress at the ramen shop.

Bebpo · « **Reply #888 on:** October 15, 2011, 01:51:24 AM »

I saw the cutest lesbian couple walking back to my hotel tonight. Was adorable!

Bebpo · « **Reply #889 on:** October 15, 2011, 01:58:55 AM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 14, 2011, 12:21:58 PM

Quote from: Bebpo on October 14, 2011, 03:37:44 AM
So I went back to the room of this distinguished gentlemen and we had a Philisophical talk about why I am failing in life, it seems to have come down to "why you care about these things man? Go out there and have a good time. Life is about having a good time and being yourself and the rest will come to you"

I feel like I've just met a really drunk Buddha

Will try to live free and live life for the rest of this trip.
I met a cute girl in her mid 30s but he said it ain't gonna happen, lookelsewhere man.

Also met another girl whose friend cockblocked me and said they had to go. Hmmmmm. It's hard not to get discouraged in the face of all this but I will try.

Go back and bang the waitress at the ramen shop.

lol. I'm not interested in hooking up girls outside my area (unless I was drunk like last night). Because there's no way you're going to get a longterm relationship out of that. I'm really not interested in hooking up with girls anymore. Just want to meet someone I can do things with so I'm not doing 90% of my fun activities solo.

Although part of the reason why I do most of my life solo is because I always want to be doing what I want to do. I can call up people and go do what they're doing and do stuff as a group, but I'd rather do what I enjoy and not what they enjoy if it's stuff I don't. Would be nice if interest crossed over more but uhhh I have weird interests or my interests usually cost money and my friends are all poor.

Bebpo · « **Reply #890 on:** October 15, 2011, 02:01:59 AM »

Like I went to this really nice symphony tonight and it was awesome but there's no way any of my friends would have ever gone to something like that so I just gotta do it solo. And everyone in the audience were couples and yeah it'd be nice to have someone to go to stuff like that with.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #891 on:** October 15, 2011, 02:58:11 AM »

Bebpo, girls would like you better if you listened to 80s Kate Bush records

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #892 on:** October 15, 2011, 03:27:50 AM »

Quote from: Bebpo on October 15, 2011, 02:01:59 AM

Like I went to this really nice symphony tonight and it was awesome but there's no way any of my friends would have ever gone to something like that so I just gotta do it solo. And everyone in the audience were couples and yeah it'd be nice to have someone to go to stuff like that with.

Yeah, your friends suck. Symphony > your friends

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #893 on:** October 15, 2011, 10:47:09 AM »

Who goes to a symphony with male friends? Unless it's a videogame music symphony

Check out the platonic section of Craigslist, Bepbo. I've found interesting women there. Set up a anti-blind date: mention you're going to a sympathy and whoever sends the most interesting email response/pic gets chosen as your date

chronovore · « **Reply #894 on:** October 18, 2011, 05:41:15 AM »

That's a pretty good idea, though he should spellcheck "symphony" if he does it.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #895 on:** October 18, 2011, 09:53:25 AM »

I want to go to a sympathy.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #896 on:** October 18, 2011, 09:56:24 AM »

There there Joe, it's OK...

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #897 on:** October 18, 2011, 10:07:10 AM »

opera, ballet, operetta

Mupepe · « **Reply #898 on:** October 18, 2011, 10:08:20 AM »

I'm glad that my wife and I agree that while we think Opera, ballet and all that jazz is pretty neat, we both agree that it'd be difficult as hell to remain interested for the entire show. So we never go.

A symphony or play though? hell yeah!

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #899 on:** October 18, 2011, 10:23:53 AM »

I agree completely Mups. 15 min and after that I had enough.

Play, musical etc. Sure thing. Symphony? Yep.

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1238731 times)