Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1238742 times)

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1140 on:** November 21, 2011, 11:42:30 PM »

Anal has a kind of dry heat that you don't find with vaginal intercourse (which makes sense since it doesn't self-lubricate). That's the only thing I can figure.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1141 on:** November 21, 2011, 11:47:29 PM »

So vaginal = Florida and anal = Arizona.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1142 on:** November 21, 2011, 11:49:15 PM »

sounds like you've never had either

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1143 on:** November 21, 2011, 11:52:37 PM »

Florida gets wet a lot

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1144 on:** November 21, 2011, 11:53:11 PM »

sounds like I've never had either :'(

Mupepe · « **Reply #1145 on:** November 21, 2011, 11:59:29 PM »

Anal is a beautiful combination of heat, pressure and friction. So good.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1146 on:** November 22, 2011, 12:35:33 AM »

I've started to shy away from anal porn as well. I used to get in debates over which porn star was better, often determined by who did anal and who didn't. But now I'm an old man more interested in blowjobs and cowgirl position

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #1147 on:** November 22, 2011, 01:06:00 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 21, 2011, 11:59:29 PM

Anal is a beautiful combination of heat, pressure and friction. So good.

Yes to all these amazing things.

tiesto · « **Reply #1148 on:** November 22, 2011, 08:43:16 AM »

So I met with that gamer chick - the one who has about 60 hours into Skyrim and a Zelda tat and all that jazz - she was very cute actually! Tall, skinny, brown hair, glasses. Unfortunately, she doesn't have a job or a college degree, which is not what I'm looking for

Might as well go hang out some more, have fun and tell her I'm not interested in getting too serious.

I also went out with a girl last Friday, she was a tall, thin blonde girl. Very athletic, she is doing the Tough Mudder competition next year, and she does kickboxing as well. She has a great job, a degree, her own apartment. So basically she has her shit together. And I called her yesterday and she wants to go out again

Mupepe · « **Reply #1149 on:** November 22, 2011, 10:06:08 AM »

porn BJ's? The fast forward button was practically invented for those.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1150 on:** November 22, 2011, 10:17:10 AM »

nah, they're all pretty snooze. There's nothing exciting visually about a blowjob to me.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1151 on:** November 22, 2011, 10:35:52 AM »

BJs in porn are prime time for the dreaded guy's face reaction shot.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 21, 2011, 07:53:02 PM

Quote from: Don Flamenco on November 21, 2011, 03:38:25 PM
definitely no on the pics, but i did have my first butt orgasm. like, nothing being done to my dick, just a lubed finger up there going to town. it took like half an hour, but my whole body went numb, my face got 1000 degrees hot, I kinda writhed and twitched loudly, and I was sort of in a haze for an hour afterwards. shit was bonkers! I'm not sure what she did...just had maybe an inch and a half of her finger in there, not thrusting it or anything. I've been meaning to google it, but it keeps slipping my mind.
$:-\$

I wonder how I'd react if a chick tried to randomly sneak a finger up my ass. I've scratched my taint enough to know there's some stimulation down there, but...eh. Dunno brehs. I wouldn't go all Wesley Pipes on her ass and freak out, but I dunno brehs :'(

yeah, i rarely let girls do that before because they just stick it in while you're going at it and don't pay attention to their nails. It isn't super painful, more uncomfortable than anything. it'll make you yell "WHOA STOP" pretty fast

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #1152 on:** November 22, 2011, 01:20:19 PM »

Re: butt orgasms

I fingerbanged my boyfriend with 2 fingers and made him cum in 15 seconds. He was shaking afterward.

I have Magic Fingers.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1153 on:** November 22, 2011, 01:26:47 PM »

Cum from his dick, what?

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #1154 on:** November 22, 2011, 01:27:38 PM »

where else?

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #1155 on:** November 22, 2011, 01:33:11 PM »

Bebpo, why are you still going after girls almost 10 years younger than you when you say you want a serious relationship?

Reb · « **Reply #1156 on:** November 22, 2011, 02:28:33 PM »

whimsy

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1157 on:** November 22, 2011, 07:55:14 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on November 22, 2011, 01:33:11 PM

Bebpo, why are you still going after girls almost 10 years younger than you when you say you want a serious relationship?

well damn bebpo, there's the problem. They'll either go for it and it'll end stupidly over something stupid that will make you feel very stupid for not noticing her immaturity to begin with or they'll lead you on just because they can. late 20s, 30s-- yes, some mileage on there, but they're chilled out and don't confuse Sex And The City (or whatever bad show is rotting young female minds these days) for reality as much.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1158 on:** November 22, 2011, 08:24:37 PM »

Quote

Bebpo, why are you still going after girls almost 10 years younger than you when you say you want a serious relationship?

real talk: denial is driving him.

Inspector Thatcher · « **Reply #1159 on:** November 22, 2011, 09:48:25 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on November 22, 2011, 07:55:14 PM

well damn bebpo, there's the problem. They'll either go for it and it'll end stupidly over something stupid that will make you feel very stupid for not noticing her immaturity to begin with or they'll lead you on just because they can. late 20s, 30s-- yes, some mileage on there, but they're chilled out and don't confuse Sex And The City (or whatever bad show is rotting young female minds these days) for reality as much.

Why, whatever do you mean that a guy who gets cheated on, cheated with, just plain cheated, treats her like shit and is treated shittily in return then has to chase a girl all the way to freaking Paris and back, and then leaves her at the altar, can't win the girl in the end and live happily ever after?

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #1160 on:** November 22, 2011, 09:51:40 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on November 22, 2011, 09:14:07 PM

Quote from: ZephyrFate on November 22, 2011, 01:20:19 PM
Re: butt orgasms

I fingerbanged my boyfriend with 2 fingers and made him cum in 15 seconds. He was shaking afterward.

I have Magic Fingers.

Like from a cold start or after some warm up?

we'd been going at it for some time. My dick wasn't up for the challenge last night so I decided to change things up.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1161 on:** November 23, 2011, 05:14:17 AM »

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1162 on:** November 23, 2011, 11:12:14 AM »

Quote from: Inspector Thatcher on November 22, 2011, 09:48:25 PM

Quote from: Don Flamenco on November 22, 2011, 07:55:14 PM
well damn bebpo, there's the problem. They'll either go for it and it'll end stupidly over something stupid that will make you feel very stupid for not noticing her immaturity to begin with or they'll lead you on just because they can. late 20s, 30s-- yes, some mileage on there, but they're chilled out and don't confuse Sex And The City (or whatever bad show is rotting young female minds these days) for reality as much.

Why, whatever do you mean that a guy who gets cheated on, cheated with, just plain cheated, treats her like shit and is treated shittily in return then has to chase a girl all the way to freaking Paris and back, and then leaves her at the altar, can't win the girl in the end and live happily ever after?

i'm not getting the reference...need help!

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #1163 on:** November 25, 2011, 05:05:37 PM »

I told my boyfriend I was falling for him a couple days ago. Shoulda seen the look on his face. I think he was about to start crying.

Afterward, I don't think we've ever shared more passionate kisses.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1164 on:** November 25, 2011, 05:25:12 PM »

awww

What does he look like

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #1165 on:** November 25, 2011, 05:45:58 PM »

http://i.imgur.com/gpdV9.jpg

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1166 on:** November 25, 2011, 05:49:41 PM »

He'd look hotter with facial hair imo

ZephyrFate · « **Reply #1167 on:** November 25, 2011, 05:55:12 PM »

STRAIGHT MALE OPINIONS

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #1168 on:** November 25, 2011, 07:05:26 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 25, 2011, 05:49:41 PM

He'd look hotter with facial hair imo

Most men would.

/beardlust

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #1169 on:** November 25, 2011, 07:11:27 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on November 25, 2011, 07:05:53 PM

Are you familiar with our friend Malek?

nope.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1170 on:** November 28, 2011, 01:00:28 AM »

"so...if someone were to get you earrings for christmas, what kind would you want?"

"no, I told you, I want comic books."

"you were serious? like super hero comics or serious graphic novels?"

"super heroes. and peanut butter m+ms. and some bad fantasy novels with the ugly covers."

got her infinity gauntlet and marvel universe: the end

my present is gonna be anal and weed

jesus, i'm in pretty deep here

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1171 on:** November 28, 2011, 01:38:37 AM »

thats pretty much as good as it gets right there

Inspector Thatcher · « **Reply #1172 on:** November 28, 2011, 11:31:36 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on November 23, 2011, 11:12:14 AM

Quote from: Inspector Thatcher on November 22, 2011, 09:48:25 PM
Quote from: Don Flamenco on November 22, 2011, 07:55:14 PM
well damn bebpo, there's the problem. They'll either go for it and it'll end stupidly over something stupid that will make you feel very stupid for not noticing her immaturity to begin with or they'll lead you on just because they can. late 20s, 30s-- yes, some mileage on there, but they're chilled out and don't confuse Sex And The City (or whatever bad show is rotting young female minds these days) for reality as much.

Why, whatever do you mean that a guy who gets cheated on, cheated with, just plain cheated, treats her like shit and is treated shittily in return then has to chase a girl all the way to freaking Paris and back, and then leaves her at the altar, can't win the girl in the end and live happily ever after?

i'm not getting the reference...need help!

It's the Big/Carrie plot - about 9 years condensed into 50 words or less - from Sex and the City.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1173 on:** November 28, 2011, 11:50:26 PM »

haven't watched the show...my man

late edit: but to clarify, that's the kind of convoluted shit I would expect from it.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1174 on:** November 29, 2011, 03:08:10 PM »

Sex and the City was actually a good show. I was surprised how much I enjoyed it.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1175 on:** November 29, 2011, 03:09:47 PM »

I've seen every episode

Inspector Thatcher · « **Reply #1176 on:** November 29, 2011, 08:52:48 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on November 28, 2011, 11:50:26 PM

late edit: but to clarify, that's the kind of convoluted shit I would expect from it.

Well yeah, in its attempt to be realistic and portray the characters' lives as complicated as any "real" woman's, it's went a...wee...bit overboard.

But hey, I'd probably get ripped to shreds by my fellow females if I didn't at least pretend to enjoy SATC for it's successes as well as its foibles.

lennedsay · « **Reply #1177 on:** November 29, 2011, 09:15:48 PM »

Sex and the City was great when the writers weren't churning out bullshit to satisfy the "average female viewer." When they focused on the comedy and insane situations of women having sex like men, pure HBO gold. When they strayed from that, it lost its edge and appeal. The main characters of the show were the four women and NYC. If you ask someone today what the show was about, they'll say Big and Carrie, which was the exact opposite of the original intentions for the show.

The movies can rot in hell and should have never been made. But man, they sure did make a whole lot of money courtesy of the average female viewer.

I MAD

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #1178 on:** November 29, 2011, 09:30:19 PM »

I don't get mad until I hear "I learned a lot from that show." that's when you know you're dealing with a real piece of work. then, when you find out they're really into "dating" on okcupid (read: one night stands) because they don't wanna "settle," it all starts to make sense.

(thankfully not a real gf, just fwb going through a rough patch in her life)

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1179 on:** November 29, 2011, 11:25:32 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 29, 2011, 03:09:47 PM

I've seen every episode

I know that feel, bro.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1180 on:** November 30, 2011, 01:30:27 AM »

Every single fucking dude in porn is awful at it. Watch a pro eat pussy – Nina Hartley.

I'm not kidding.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1181 on:** November 30, 2011, 01:59:54 AM »

Quote from: lennedsay on November 29, 2011, 09:15:48 PM

The movies can rot in hell and should have never been made. But man, they sure did make a whole lot of money courtesy of the average female viewer.

I MAD

Although I think it was unnecessary, the first film was just fine. The second film, however, is one of the most equally-offensive-to-all-humanity things I've ever witnessed.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1182 on:** November 30, 2011, 10:20:14 AM »

I've never seen either of the movies. And yeah, by the time SATC ended it was convoluted bullshit.

Aidan was such a cool guy :'(

Anyways, the only time I don't fast forward oral in a porn is when it's girl on girl.

demi · « **Reply #1183 on:** November 30, 2011, 11:24:08 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on November 25, 2011, 07:05:26 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 25, 2011, 05:49:41 PM
He'd look hotter with facial hair imo

Most men would.

/beardlust

Bears > Men

tiesto · « **Reply #1184 on:** November 30, 2011, 11:39:05 AM »

Think I'm ready to throw in the towel with dating for a bit. Got one more girl I'm meeting up with this Friday, but I'm not really sure how this is gonna work out (she finds video games boring and likes to boat... which I don't really do

). I met a nice girl that I went out on 2 dates with, she was everything I was looking for in a girl - cute blonde, nice body, had a good job and motivation, had her shit together... but after we said goodbyes on our second date I tried to go for the kiss and got the cheek $:-\$ And of course tried one last ditch effort to call her, she didn't pick up. The gamer chick was weird, she only dated girls in the past and "was trying guys out" now... she lives in an apartment with a dude who pays for it completely... no job, dropped out of college b/c she was addicted to FF11... yeah, no.

The holidays are coming up and everyone is gonna be too busy, besides. When the new year kicks in I'll start it up again. Maybe I should try Match again? Or just try at the LI pubs?

Mupepe · « **Reply #1185 on:** November 30, 2011, 11:54:05 AM »

@ that gamer chick

That's a mountain of red flags

demi · « **Reply #1186 on:** November 30, 2011, 11:55:29 AM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on November 21, 2011, 03:38:25 PM

definitely no on the pics, but i did have my first butt orgasm. like, nothing being done to my dick, just a lubed finger up there going to town. it took like half an hour, but my whole body went numb, my face got 1000 degrees hot, I kinda writhed and twitched loudly, and I was sort of in a haze for an hour afterwards. shit was bonkers! I'm not sure what she did...just had maybe an inch and a half of her finger in there, not thrusting it or anything. I've been meaning to google it, but it keeps slipping my mind.

This post is absolutely hilarious only because I imagine distantmantra like this the whole time

Also, welcome to the real world, Neo

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1187 on:** November 30, 2011, 12:12:02 PM »

Why go for a kiss on the second date? Should have waited breh

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1188 on:** November 30, 2011, 12:22:18 PM »

yea, no kissing until you've asked her parents permission at least.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1189 on:** November 30, 2011, 12:22:38 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2011, 12:12:02 PM

Why go for a kiss on the second date? Should have waited breh

not sure if srs -_-

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1190 on:** November 30, 2011, 12:32:39 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 30, 2011, 10:20:14 AM

I've never seen either of the movies. And yeah, by the time SATC ended it was convoluted bullshit.

Aidan was such a cool guy :'(

I was a total Team Aidan fan throughout the show but Carrie and Big finally clicked for me during the final season.

Oh yeah, never watch the second movie if you like Aidan.

Quote from: demi on November 30, 2011, 11:55:29 AM

Quote from: Don Flamenco on November 21, 2011, 03:38:25 PM
definitely no on the pics, but i did have my first butt orgasm. like, nothing being done to my dick, just a lubed finger up there going to town. it took like half an hour, but my whole body went numb, my face got 1000 degrees hot, I kinda writhed and twitched loudly, and I was sort of in a haze for an hour afterwards. shit was bonkers! I'm not sure what she did...just had maybe an inch and a half of her finger in there, not thrusting it or anything. I've been meaning to google it, but it keeps slipping my mind.

This post is absolutely hilarious only because I imagine distantmantra like this the whole time

You wish.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1191 on:** November 30, 2011, 12:37:26 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 30, 2011, 12:32:39 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on November 30, 2011, 10:20:14 AM
I've never seen either of the movies. And yeah, by the time SATC ended it was convoluted bullshit.

Aidan was such a cool guy :'(

I was a total Team Aidan fan throughout the show but Carrie and Big finally clicked for me during the final season.

Oh yeah, never watch the second movie if you like Aidan.

Quote from: demi on November 30, 2011, 11:55:29 AM
Quote from: Don Flamenco on November 21, 2011, 03:38:25 PM
definitely no on the pics, but i did have my first butt orgasm. like, nothing being done to my dick, just a lubed finger up there going to town. it took like half an hour, but my whole body went numb, my face got 1000 degrees hot, I kinda writhed and twitched loudly, and I was sort of in a haze for an hour afterwards. shit was bonkers! I'm not sure what she did...just had maybe an inch and a half of her finger in there, not thrusting it or anything. I've been meaning to google it, but it keeps slipping my mind.

This post is absolutely hilarious only because I imagine distantmantra like this the whole time

You wish.

I never plan on watching either of the movies. I heard they were fairly awful and as sad as it is I really liked the show and would like to keep the ending on a good note.

I never cared for Big. Just something about him annoys the piss out of me and I can't stand him. Maybe it's because Carrie was stupid and Aidan should have been numero uno.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1192 on:** November 30, 2011, 12:50:56 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 30, 2011, 12:22:38 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2011, 12:12:02 PM
Why go for a kiss on the second date? Should have waited breh
not sure if srs -_-

Dunno, seems kind of forward to me. Second date, you don't know exactly where you stand, maybe she changed her mind, etc. First dates are the obvious entry point, while second dates (TO ME) are seeing whether you're going to buy a car. You kick the tires, check the mileage, haggle over prices.

The third date is the test drive imo. That's where you go for the kiss, or the more logical/safe hand holding which I kind of prefer anyway.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #1193 on:** November 30, 2011, 12:59:19 PM »

Yeah. A good second date ends with a firm handshake.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1194 on:** November 30, 2011, 01:01:01 PM »

Quote from: BobFromPikeCreek on November 30, 2011, 12:59:19 PM

Yeah. A good second date ends with a firm sidehug.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1195 on:** November 30, 2011, 01:03:00 PM »

Trying to go for a kiss at the end of a second date isn't forward. That falls heavily on the conservative side actually.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #1196 on:** November 30, 2011, 01:06:35 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2011, 12:50:56 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on November 30, 2011, 12:22:38 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 30, 2011, 12:12:02 PM
Why go for a kiss on the second date? Should have waited breh
not sure if srs -_-

Dunno, seems kind of forward to me. Second date, you don't know exactly where you stand, maybe she changed her mind, etc. First dates are the obvious entry point, while second dates (TO ME) are seeing whether you're going to buy a car. You kick the tires, check the mileage, haggle over prices.

The third date is the test drive imo. That's where you go for the kiss, or the more logical/safe hand holding which I kind of prefer anyway.

This still seems very risky to me. When do you fax over the written consent form for her and her legal guardian to fill out and sign? It just seems a little forward when nothings down on paper.

demi · « **Reply #1197 on:** November 30, 2011, 01:12:30 PM »

I'm dying at PD's post...

At least there will be a spot on that new TLC show down the road.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1198 on:** November 30, 2011, 01:13:29 PM »

Quote from: demi on November 30, 2011, 01:12:30 PM

I'm dying at PD's post...

At least there will be a spot on that new TLC show down the road.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1199 on:** November 30, 2011, 01:20:32 PM »

I guess we'll agree to disagree. Personally I like just getting to know a girl, doing things, getting comfortable around each other...then if anything happens I have already laid the proper groundwork. I used the car analogy already but dating might as well be farming, truth be told. You plant the seed and watch things grow. Too much water, too early of a kiss, and things die or get awkward.

I'm at a point with my girlfriend that we're just compatible. We're completely comfortable around each other and hang out all the time, although not enough to push things/get tired of each other.

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1238742 times)