Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1238661 times)

tiesto · « **Reply #3240 on:** March 30, 2013, 11:37:13 AM »

Got the # of a Hispanic girl on the plane ride home from SD... caught her giving me the eye initially, then saw she was reading "Call of Cthulu" so I was talking to her about that, found out she lived near my favorite local coffee joint, and asked her to go one day. She's a little young though (on her jr. year of college at Parsons School of Design)

Bacchus7 · « **Reply #3241 on:** March 30, 2013, 06:35:47 PM »

Probably.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #3242 on:** March 30, 2013, 07:29:46 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on March 03, 2013, 01:22:07 AM

I'm about GilloD levels of durnk. Girl I went out with earlier this week had sex with me today as a birthday present (I turn 28 on March 3rd) but she was too bony. I've spent too much time jacking it to thick/chubby chick porn these days. So the slump is over but I think this is the worst yet. Going to have to get out there.

Well, this thing is dead. She started talking about marriage already. I had to end it.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3243 on:** April 01, 2013, 09:35:12 AM »

i have the worst fucking luck

a cute awesome girl messaged me on okcupid last night we hit it off moved to texting and she asks me out on a date, except I have a real bad head cold right now so I had to tell her it'll be in a few days, which is why I didn't ask her out

why are you so cruel world

tiesto · « **Reply #3244 on:** April 01, 2013, 10:38:13 AM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on March 30, 2013, 01:36:37 PM

What's wrong with being young? While I love Call of Cthulu in my experience girls who like that tend to be crazy, so tread lightly.

My thing with the GF has been going great. Just now it dawned me that I actually am leaving. We agreed from the start that the moment I step on that plane we'd break up. She already knows i'm leaving, I already know I'm leaving, and at the end of the day my best option is going back to Bozeman to finish my studies. Problem is she is by far the best girl I've dated. We dated a year ago before I left for Bozeman for the second time, been good friends ever since. Found ourselves back together when we met up again in Bahrain. And now I'll be gone again. While I do know we'll keep in touch and if at the same place and single we'd date again in a heart beat, but that;s not certain, you know?

Man I've had to deal with some big boy stuff lately, I wonder if I'm changed because of it.

She's 10 years younger than me, and not old enough to drink yet

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3245 on:** April 02, 2013, 01:03:33 AM »

Quote from: Eschaton on April 02, 2013, 12:58:34 AM

just saw this chick on OKC who looks like fat devo i'm dying here

something like this

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Smooth Groove · « **Reply #3246 on:** April 02, 2013, 01:11:13 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2013, 01:03:33 AM

Quote from: Eschaton on April 02, 2013, 12:58:34 AM
just saw this chick on OKC who looks like fat devo i'm dying here

something like this
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PAWG

would smash if I had a bbc

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3247 on:** April 02, 2013, 01:56:24 AM »

I talked to this girl for 2 hours on teh tellephone i have a feeling our eventual meet up is going to be a bombing but shes cool and she wants to jam and watch finding nemo im so nervous.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3248 on:** April 02, 2013, 02:14:16 AM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on April 02, 2013, 01:56:24 AM

I talked to this girl for 2 hours on teh tellephone i have a feeling our eventual meet up is going to be a bombing but shes cool and she wants to jam and watch finding nemo im so nervous.

You sold your WiiU to set up a Finding Nemo date with a girl off the internet?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3249 on:** April 02, 2013, 10:09:37 AM »

Thats good to hear then ^_^ . She really badly wants to meet today but I am sick as a dog and I fear if I keep pushing it back she'll not want to see me

. Might just say to her "Hey, i'm still sick, I still would love to meet you, so it's up ot you if you want to meet today, cuz I would feel bad if I got you sick blah blah"

that sound gtood?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3250 on:** April 02, 2013, 10:10:35 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 02, 2013, 02:14:16 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on April 02, 2013, 01:56:24 AM
I talked to this girl for 2 hours on teh tellephone i have a feeling our eventual meet up is going to be a bombing but shes cool and she wants to jam and watch finding nemo im so nervous.

You sold your WiiU to set up a Finding Nemo date with a girl off the internet?

Ya. Best use of the Wii U yet

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3251 on:** April 03, 2013, 03:49:57 AM »

i just went over her house at 1 am and we hung out and listening to music. she was 40 lbs heavier than her pictures so i dunno but she was cool i dunno thanks for helps

tiesto · « **Reply #3252 on:** April 03, 2013, 03:31:18 PM »

I thought you liked BBWs though Methodis?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3253 on:** April 03, 2013, 03:41:50 PM »

i do it its just her lieing / using myspace angles that kinda hurts ya know

i didnt go for a kiss or anything mostly because I was sick and this was entirely impromptu. we danced and shit it was fun. I guess I kinda have to go for it tomorrow when we meet up tho right

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3254 on:** April 03, 2013, 03:46:37 PM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3255 on:** April 03, 2013, 03:58:05 PM »

the only person to get laid due to a wii u ; methodis

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3256 on:** April 03, 2013, 04:14:13 PM »

dont be jealous i literally didn't do any work; she messaged me and asked me on the date lmao

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3257 on:** April 03, 2013, 04:53:02 PM »

u are hot i would fuk u if i was gay no lie you just need to shave your beard lad dats all

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3258 on:** April 08, 2013, 10:55:43 PM »

did some hardcore making out today after a 8 hour date.

no sexs yet but im not too bothered.

im not sure if i should still be logging into okcupid or not tho ya know? what do u guys think

Positive Touch · « **Reply #3259 on:** April 10, 2013, 09:09:10 PM »

it sucks, its unfulfilling, dont do it, etc

chronovore · « **Reply #3260 on:** April 10, 2013, 09:15:42 PM »

I know one couple who dated long-distance, flying between Los Angeles and San Jose for nearly 5 years. They have been married for nearly 10 years now. It's the only case where I've seen it work, and the couple was near 30 when they started.

You're young and, unless you are completely sure this is the person with whom you want to spend your entire life, you'll be wasting your time. Get out there, have fun and explore, and if you're still interested in each other when you're able to see each other regularly again, go for it.

LDRs suck.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #3261 on:** April 10, 2013, 10:07:53 PM »

Don't do it.

*doesn't follow own advice*

chronovore · « **Reply #3262 on:** April 10, 2013, 11:30:24 PM »

Wrath, it sounds like it's going to be a mess, but it's not the worst mess you can have. If you're both planning on being with other people when separated, always use protection. You should be using it anyway, but in this case just remember you're "using a shared space."

On another topic, from the

thread, does any of the other men here find it a complete boner killer when a woman says "Come inside me"? I immediately get that Admiral Ackbar feeling. "Let's have kids! Kids will bring us closer together!"

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3263 on:** April 10, 2013, 11:33:45 PM »

I've only ever had a woman say that to me once, she was on the pill and was down with it... it was pretty hot I guess. I still didn't do it though!

Oh, X post from random talk thread:

I also had a woman approach me on OK Cupid and we're already exchanging a lot of flirty emails. She seems like totally my type and we're getting along really well. Lets hope we get on as well IRL as we do via email.

BlackMage · « **Reply #3264 on:** April 11, 2013, 12:31:02 AM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on April 10, 2013, 11:55:32 PM

This might sound weird, but I've never ever had unprotected sex. I've always used condoms, the only times I haven't were during 2 blow jobs, all others have been with condoms.

I check regularly and I'm all good, you don't have to worry about me when it comes to protection.

I've never had protected sex.. YOLOOOO

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #3265 on:** April 11, 2013, 07:15:40 AM »

Hmmmm. I remember once I was with a girl, and this one time we found ourselves having to spend the night in front of a huge roaring log fire, she basically had a romantic picture of us making passionate love until the darkness fled the night like a guilty rapist.
In reality I made her assume the fdau position, had my fun and fell asleep. The image of her creamy ass and the shadows flickering over her perspiring back still makes my blood pump.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #3266 on:** April 11, 2013, 07:21:37 AM »

Missionary is utterably dull.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3267 on:** April 11, 2013, 08:26:43 AM »

Quote from: Martin Raperman on April 11, 2013, 07:15:40 AM

Hmmmm. I remember once I was with a girl, and this one time we found ourselves having to spend the night in front of a huge roaring log fire, she basically had a romantic picture of us making passionate love until the darkness fled the night like a guilty rapist.
In reality I made her assume the fdau position, had my fun and fell asleep. The image of her creamy ass and the shadows flickering over her perspiring back still makes my blood pump.

when a woman says "cum inside me" I find it really hot. But I like anything that sounds super slutty so whatevs.

Also I say go for it Wrath. People come into these types of threads and ask for advice and it's ignored 99% of the time. Why? Because people need to experience these types of things for themselves. Everyone believes that their love can be the exception. Who knows? It might be. If not, it's just an experience that (if you're stable) won't really make you any worse in the long run. Maybe just some Wasted Time (awesome Eagles song, fuck the haters).

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3268 on:** April 11, 2013, 09:26:10 AM »

Okay so I just spent about 2 hours chatting on gmail to the woman I just met on OKCupid. We have an amazing amount in common. She sent me a sexy photo so I sent her this:

She said she is really attracted to me and she has an awesome job and arghrghrg

she lives about 150 miles north of me and has booked a bus ride down and a hotel room for next weekend. Pressure is OONNNNNNNNNN

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #3269 on:** April 11, 2013, 09:31:49 AM »

A bus ride to meet a stranger in a hotel room for sex.
She sounds like a keeper dude.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3270 on:** April 11, 2013, 09:34:31 AM »

Oh were going to a great restaurant and getting some swank ass cocktails afterwards. Got the night pretty planned out. TBH I'm not expecting anything. Were already getting on like a house on fire though and she's super cute, so should be a great night regardless!

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #3271 on:** April 11, 2013, 09:50:04 AM »

Sounds like fun. Take inspiration from the great philosopher/lover/orator/survivor of a staged shooting Rick Ross: Put molly all in her champagne/she ain’t even know it/I took her home and I enjoyed that/she ain’t even know it.

A creed to live by.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #3272 on:** April 11, 2013, 10:29:47 AM »

what pressure? sceneman gonna get LAAAAAIIIIIIIDD

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3273 on:** April 11, 2013, 10:45:35 AM »

personally, I would make sure to speak with her on the phone a little bit before meeting at a hotel. But maybe that's just my own tin foil hat shit.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3274 on:** April 11, 2013, 11:04:33 AM »

Well, we're not meeting at a hotel. Were meeting for dinner... But the dates a week away, and I am planning to call her on the phone or maybe do a google hangout first. I've been fucked around and stood up enough times to have a pretty good BS detector. I think.

tiesto · « **Reply #3275 on:** April 11, 2013, 01:27:42 PM »

Good luck on the date, Sceneman!

I'm going out on Friday with the chick I met on the plane home to San Diego, Hispanic 20 year old chick. Not really expecting anything to come of it due to her age but it should still be a good time nevertheless.

Also, next Friday I'm meeting this girl who my friend tried to set me up with. She used to work at my company, though I didn't know her very well (I've seen her around and remember what she looked like a bit)... we talked on the phone last nite and she seems nice if a bit "Long Island", we're gonna meet and shoot some pool.

Saw this funny thing from jezebel - Frat boy writes how to pick up Jewish girls:

http://jezebel.com/frat-bro-writes-best-ever-guide-for-talking-to-jewish-g-471857237

So if I want to get Jewish girls, I have to say I'm from Long Island, listen to house music, make small talk about going to Ultra Music Festival, and look like I could pass off as Jewish?

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #3276 on:** April 11, 2013, 07:42:58 PM »

Dude.

Two things:

The J-Art is sent to you is seriously cursed.

www.coldeyesxwarmheart.tumblr.com/

tiesto · « **Reply #3277 on:** April 11, 2013, 11:13:19 PM »

Quote from: Martin Raperman on April 11, 2013, 07:42:58 PM

Dude.

Two things:

The J-Art is sent to you is seriously cursed.

How so?

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #3278 on:** April 12, 2013, 11:18:33 AM »

That wasn't me who wrote that. It were the ghost of Lao Tse the lustful.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3279 on:** April 13, 2013, 05:39:57 AM »

shit is getting cray with the OK Cupid woman. We are exchanging photos and personal videos... we chatted for 5 hours on gmail last night. I need to keep my expectations in check, sheesh

Polari · « **Reply #3280 on:** April 13, 2013, 06:25:53 AM »

...personal videos? God you're not getting your dick out for the webcam are you?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3281 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:00:32 AM »

Unfortunately not. Just sent her a 10 sec clip to prove I do in fact have a deep voice.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3282 on:** April 13, 2013, 10:37:27 AM »

Did she do the same?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3283 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:29:56 PM »

Yes. She called me up last night and we talked for an hour. She's definitely girlfriend material! I'm actually a little anxious as its been a long time since I've felt these kinds of emotions

Huff · « **Reply #3284 on:** April 13, 2013, 07:57:59 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on April 13, 2013, 07:29:56 PM

Yes. She called me up last night and we talked for an hour. She's definitely girlfriend material! I'm actually a little anxious as its been a long time since I've felt these kinds of emotions

are you sure she's real?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3285 on:** April 13, 2013, 08:21:11 PM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on April 13, 2013, 07:29:56 PM

Yes. She called me up last night and we talked for an hour. She's definitely girlfriend material! I'm actually a little anxious as its been a long time since I've felt these kinds of emotions

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3286 on:** April 13, 2013, 10:51:13 PM »

Quote from: The Business on April 13, 2013, 07:48:52 PM

You might want to meet her before you decide if she's girlfriend material. Right?

Well yeah of course. I meant to say "potential girlfriend material".

Groogrux · « **Reply #3287 on:** April 17, 2013, 09:16:37 AM »

So last night, I signed up for a Match.com account. We'll see how this goes. Any tips?

And I just had a girl IM me on there, but she's over 4 hours away from me and I'm not sure if it's a scammer.

tiesto · « **Reply #3288 on:** April 17, 2013, 10:29:41 AM »

Some girl on OKC keeps emailing me, she is from Westchester and her profile says she is in a relationship.

...

The Sceneman · « **Reply #3289 on:** April 20, 2013, 01:03:16 AM »

ONE HOUR UNTIL MY DATE AND I AM NERVOUS AS FUCK

Robo · « **Reply #3290 on:** April 20, 2013, 01:20:22 AM »

I think I have ED, you guys, or I'm becoming an alcoholic. Someone give me some advice or just 'like' this post so I'll feel better.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3291 on:** April 20, 2013, 03:01:19 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on April 20, 2013, 02:53:06 AM

Who gives a shit about words? They're little individually defined partitions of meaning that we use to varying degrees of success to translate the actual thoughts we have in our heads.

I find this girl interesting and am attracted to her personality and her physical appearance. All else being equal, I would prefer a reality in which I went on dates with her to one in which I didn't. That's probably a more accurate depiction of what I was thinking.

classic GS

Barry Egan · « **Reply #3292 on:** April 20, 2013, 03:23:54 AM »

Quote

Who gives a shit about words?

newsfeed.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3293 on:** April 20, 2013, 03:57:08 AM »

I will give "crushing on" a pass, at least online. If you said it out loud irl then it would be a man code violation. This isn't the 80s, there are rules.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #3294 on:** April 20, 2013, 04:36:59 AM »

Awesome, you're so angry. Before you ask somebody else out, you should ask yourself out.

Groogrux · « **Reply #3295 on:** April 20, 2013, 11:44:03 AM »

Well, a girl from OKC just messaged me and we've sent a few notes back and forth. She's actually a real person, so that's good. And she's cute, which is also a plus. We're going to add each other on Facebook...

FatalT · « **Reply #3296 on:** April 20, 2013, 04:07:19 PM »

Does meeting someone through World of Warcraft count?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3297 on:** April 20, 2013, 05:47:19 PM »

Quote from: The Business on April 20, 2013, 02:07:28 PM

Do any of you date outside of OKC?

I do

Polari · « **Reply #3298 on:** April 20, 2013, 06:42:51 PM »

Did Sceneman get laid last night? The Bore awaits his post with bated breath.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3299 on:** April 20, 2013, 06:57:42 PM »

his next thread: "EB, guess who's getting married?"

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1238661 times)