Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[Flannel Boy]

Who the fuck is Flannel Boy?

[Flannel Boy]

Why do you hate this Liev Schreiber in flannel?

[Flannel Boy]

I knew her for over a month online.

Are you saying that doesn't count? Then you don't know me.

[Flannel Boy]

Also, I'm over Sour Grapes. I can't reach them, so I don't want them. So sour.

[Flannel Boy]

Drunken messages working?

You're cute and sexy. Awesome combo. I'd fuck you.

Lol thnx just heading go bed goodnight

Have a good night.

you to

She can't spell "too" but beggars can't be choosers.

[Flannel Boy]

Demi, please nuke my account in the morning.

k thnx.

[Flannel Boy]

Being an angry drunk is preferable to being a sad drunk.

[Flannel Boy]

Too busy writing angry messages.

[Shadow Mod]

Too busy writing angry messages.

Go to fucking bed 

[Flannel Boy]

this is probably the advice Hitler received when he was writing Mein Kampf.

[Flannel Boy]

Hey, to be fair, I didn't send the messages. I just wrote them.

good night.

[Polari]

I can say now with certainty that this thread is our greatest source of shame. The GAF threads had a good run.

[Human Snorenado]

I <3 Malek 

[Mupepe]

I'm glad this thread was here in the morning for me to read

[Phoenix Dark]

Malek it's time to hire an escort, they're legal in Canada. Not for sex, just to hold conversations and practice dating.

[Flannel Boy]

God, my hangover.

[demi]

standing by that less than ten.

Pass me that bag of dicks, it's feeding time for Oscar.

N64 #1

[Flannel Boy]

You look like Wolverine. Dig.

From Sabretooth to Wolverine. 

[Flannel Boy]

I don't see why that would make me feel better.

edit: sorry to hear about it. But didn't you express some doubts before?

[Barry Egan]

Well if it makes you feel better Malek, I just got out of an engagement. Well dumped out of one, more like.

sorry to hear that man.  at least you didn't get married before things devolved.

[Mupepe]

Wrath, want me to beat her up?  I will.  Just for you.

[Mupepe]

I'm down.  I moved so if you PM me I'll get you my new address, bro.

[Bacchus7]

I think the thread should end here^

[Phoenix Dark]

friendship ended too?

[Shadow Mod]

I don't see why that would make me feel better.

edit: sorry to hear about it. But didn't you express some doubts before?

Not really. My doubts were mostly due to my cynical world view of how nothing really works out that well for me. I'm sort of glad cause the dumping opened my mind up to all her flaws that I've been masking due to feels. She just wants to stay friends, and decided that a long distance thing wouldn't work even though she's the one who talked me into it in the first place. So whatever. I'm not really a fan of marriage, I'm more of a girlfriend for good sort of guy. I thought I had that with her but there it goes.

I'll be fine. I've had worse dumpings before. Hell, a much worse one last summer that led to that ex stalking me here and spreading rumors. So don't worry about me, I can deal.

Sorry breh. Does friends mean still tapping it?

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[Shadow Mod]

Like I was tapping it that much to begin with, fucking prude.

;_;

So what did you two do then?

[tiesto]

also, even though he's in full-on fuck the world mode, malek's right, the n64 had fuck all for games

I liked Goldeneye, Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Mario Kart, Super Mario 64, Diddy Kong Racing, Lego Racers, Banjo Kazooie, Bomberman, Cruis'n USA, Tony Hawk, Paper Mario, Perfect Dark, Star Wars, Turok and Mario Tennis.

Mischief Makers, Ogre Battle 64 and Sin and Punishment are my top 3 for the system.

[Flannel Boy]

Are you kidding me.

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6/25/2013 5:22:22 PM

Did anyone ever tell you, you look like that one actor?

[Rufus]

[Flannel Boy]

I just watched The Omen today

I look nothing like Julia Stiles.

Also online dating continues to suck. Looks like I'm going to have to get drunk again tonight.

[Human Snorenado]

Are you kidding me.

   c**********5
6/25/2013 5:22:22 PM

Did anyone ever tell you, you look like that one actor?

[FatalT]

Use MeetMe.com dammit.

[FatalT]

FatalT, how do the 16 year old's parents feel about her relationship with you?

They like me. We went out to eat with my parents today and spent the day together. It was nice!

[Phoenix Dark]

wait how old are you?

[FatalT]

wait how old are you?

Um, 18.

[Phoenix Dark]

oh nm, I thought you were 21. 16 is fine for you bro, just don't smash...

[FatalT]

oh nm, I thought you were 21. 16 is fine for you bro, just don't smash...

 

I um, used a fake age on Facebook. Ignore that.

[Flannel Boy]

Use MeetMe.com dammit.

Very few users from Winnipeg.

thebore fails me again.

[Flannel Boy]

*clicks on profile pics*
*sees ankle Disney tattoo surrounded by varicose veins*
*closes tab*
*throws up*

[FatalT]

Lower your standards. You're not going to be dating these girls.

[Flannel Boy]

I'm not putting that ankle anywhere near my shoulder. And I can't go from a perfect woman who hated tattoos to a woman who would put that logo/trademark on her body.
And no you can not have a link to her profile, Manabyte.

[chronovore]

My resentment has turned into resentment (French pronunciation), which has turned into rancoeur.

Since you're getting angry before the conversation begins, it's called "preresentment." Sounds great pronounced with the French accent, like you're negotiating with a bag of marbles in your mouth.

So I got a reply from my breaking it off last night.  I didn't break it off 100%, I just said I couldn't be close friends anymore since she broke my trust over and over, but given our history and promises to stay as bffs forever I'm still gonna be her friend at arms length.

Which really pissed her off cause I guess it was the first time I'd ever "attacked" her and she's gets really angry/defensive when someone does.  So she writes a whole bunch of stuff which basically boils down to f u I don't like you, I'm with this douche because he gets me hot & wet like no guy ever has, and I always felt uncomfortable in our friendship but I don't want to explain any of it.  I don't want to be your friend.


Which I should have just left alone and walked away and that was that.  But I'm bad at this part, so I went all out on her and called her out on trying to make this about us (if she's not interested in me romantically and vice/versa, why would we be throwing away our friendship over it?  Makes no sense) and scapegoat it so later on she can think "oh I lost my best friendship I've ever had because of friendzone issues" and not "because I threw away my friendship for a crush w/ a douche"; because that way it won't bother her when she's in her relationship thinking back on it.  Anyhow, I should have had the balls to hold back and let her have the last insults and walk away, but fuck it, sometimes if you push me enough I'll be a dick and push back.

Now if she ever responds (which I doubt), I'm sure it'll be a flurry of hate and at that point I'm not gonna bother responding.  It's over.  Forever and for good cause.  At least it makes it easier to walk away when the other person is fighting with you, vs. walking away because of a depressing loss of friendship.

You got off easy! If there had actually been a relationship with this woman, you'd have been dining at the crazy shack 7 days a week. Don't get angry, be thankful you're out with minimum damages. Don't hold onto the hate; it's one more area she can find purchase on your emotions. You're lucky to have both those clowns out of your life.

It's really hard to get a sense of anyone's real life personality based on their forum posts.

[brawndolicious]

Really sad to hear about your broken off engagement wrath, but to be honest it actually kind of makes me feel relieved in a way like it's easier to convince myself not to think about any relationships going for more than a year at my age.

If I am not saying what everybody else is thinking, I will gladly take an e-punch-to-the-nuts.

[Flannel Boy]

Fit Girl finally replied. 



I wrote her goodbye.

[Groogrux]

Did she finally agree that you were as crazy for writing that letter as we had been telling you?

[Flannel Boy]

The exact reply doesn't matter; the message is clear (but she still refuses to clarify the why).

[Mupepe]

The exact reply doesn't matter; the message is clear (but she still refuses to clarify the why).

Want me to beat her up?  Or maybe I'll get beat up.  Give me her address.  I'll take care of this for you

[Rufus]

The exact reply doesn't matter; the message is clear (but she still refuses to clarify the why).

If it's what I assume it is then she doesn't know any more than you do.

[Flannel Boy]

The exact reply doesn't matter; the message is clear (but she still refuses to clarify the why).

Want me to beat her up?  Or maybe I'll get beat up.  Give me her address.  I'll take care of this for you

She's strong, and can make a man cry like a baby. And, knowing you, it would begin with fighting, then wrestling, then . . . 

[Flannel Boy]

Mups would turn her into an expert over night.

[Mupepe]

awkward sex is the best sex!  Like Japanese porn!  I'm in!!!

[Mupepe]

The exact reply doesn't matter; the message is clear (but she still refuses to clarify the why).

Want me to beat her up?  Or maybe I'll get beat up.  Give me her address.  I'll take care of this for you

She's strong, and can make a man cry like a baby. And, knowing you, it would begin with fighting, then wrestling, then . . . 

Do you think she could squeeze my head with her thighs?? 

[Flannel Boy]

Yes. Either head.

[Flannel Boy]

These messages!

I'm starting to appreciate Fit Girl's grammar--it was always perfect. The one time she made a typo, she instantly corrected herself.

[Mupepe]

Yes. Either head.

She can be my gym partner!  I'll call her "bro" and everything.

[Flannel Boy]

I wouldn't trust her. She'd squat and demand your full attention without ever returning the favor.

[Mupepe]

I can handle that.  I'm self conscious anyways

[Flannel Boy]

I don't even.

you definitely look like an awesome actor

ME

Liev Schreiber?

haha! yess! lol

[Mupepe]

Tell her its really you and flannel boy is your alter ego