Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[Bebpo]

lol, love is stupid, love is blind, love be worth less than your mind.

[Bebpo]

True story: 

The best way to get over losing a girl is to lose something more important

like Atlus JPN and Persona 5  FFFUUUUUU


All better now.

[Flannel Boy]

This is starting to get silly.

I saw Liev's newest film last night. the reluctant fundamentalist. made me think of you! haha

[Phoenix Dark]

I think she's saying you're into side hugs but crave missionary position.

[Flannel Boy]

Let's go over my last five dates:
Blonde-21-year-old cancels at the last second.
Fit Girl breaks my heart (my jaw isn't broken, but it's sore).
Blonde-21-year-old cancels again.
Small Town Girl cancels coffee date.
Small Town Girl does not show to rescheduled coffee date today.

And I did none of the asking. Stop asking me out you [deleted]!

[Flannel Boy]

I ain't even mad.

This would not happen if I looked less like Liev Schreiber and more like Hugh Jackman

[Mupepe]

I would never stand you up

[Flannel Boy]

I would never stand you up

Of course not, you'd put me on my knees.

[Flannel Boy]

Anyway, she claims she entered Starbucks but left because of anxiety. That's a reversal.

It's understandable. I too would be anxious to meet a movie star.

[Human Snorenado]

Anyway, she claims she entered Starbucks but left because of anxiety. That's a reversal.

It's understandable. I too would be anxious to meet a movie star.

Or even Liev Shcreiber

[Flannel Boy]

A woman could stand me up every night for the rest of the year and not hurt me as much as Fit Girl did.

I keep asking myself why.

[Flannel Boy]

Anyway, she claims she entered Starbucks but left because of anxiety. That's a reversal.

It's understandable. I too would be anxious to meet a movie star.

Or even Liev Shcreiber

The only movie I've seen Liev in is Scream. But I guess it's natural for a person to avoid his own movies.

[brawndolicious]

This is starting to get silly.

I saw Liev's newest film last night. the reluctant fundamentalist. made me think of you! haha

Maybe you don't have a very interesting or informative profile so they just have to point out the most superficial things?

You've never seen Manchurian Candidate?

[Steve Youngblood]

Anyway, she claims she entered Starbucks but left because of anxiety. That's a reversal.

It's understandable. I too would be anxious to meet a movie star.

Or even Liev Shcreiber

The only movie I've seen Liev in is Scream. But I guess it's natural for a person to avoid his own movies.

Might I recommend a little gem called X-Men Origins: Wolverine?

[Steve Youngblood]

Or better yet, RKO 281. It's the Citizen Kane of movies about Citizen Kane.

[Flannel Boy]

Maybe you don't have a very interesting or informative profile so they just have to point out the most superficial things?

You've never seen Manchurian Candidate?

I guess I could fill out my profile more. . . .
Yeah--I saw the one with Frank fucking Sinatra.

The only movie I've seen Liev in is Scream. But I guess it's natural for a person to avoid his own movies.

Might I recommend a little gem called X-Men Origins: Wolverine?

I've only watched X-Men and X2. I'll ask Jinfash to torrent me a copy along with his copy of Xenoblade.

[Flannel Boy]

I'll probably need to take screencaps because you people are going to think I'm making this shit up.

Jun 27, 2013 – 4:53pm [central time zone]

Haha my little brother said you looked like Wolverine when he saw your picture... ;P

Sabertooth or Wolverine? Make up your minds!

edit: These are spontaneous and random messages. I'm not some lawyer* asking leading questions.

*I need to article and pass the bar.

[demi]

Make what up? We know you look like Wolverine.

[Flannel Boy]

But I thought I looked like the other guy. 

[demi]

Does it really matter? Neither is gonna get you a hookup any quicker.

[Flannel Boy]

 :'(

I need tips, Demi. Should I go to costco and buy a 12-pack of industrial-sized cheese-wiz? Grow out my chest hair?

[demi]

It'd work for me, yeah. Would probably work for the chicks too. They will nuzzle in your flesh sack and want to just cuddle the night away.

[Flannel Boy]

The third and fourth panel. . . .

[Flannel Boy]

06/27/2013 05:53 pm (central)

I didn't realize how much you look like Liev Do people tell you, you look like him?

You're the first one.

edit: to be fair, I prodded and offered him up after she said I looked like a famous actor.

[Barry Egan]

I get Jason Stathem sometimes 

[Flannel Boy]

Useless without pics.

[Human Snorenado]

...I look like John Lithgow when I don't have a beard 

Now you know why I never shave

[Mupepe]

We have a lot of lookalikes...

Barry Egan: Jason statham
Malek: liev
Macuser: Tom hardy
jinfash: prince
lord maji: snowden/nsa leaked dude

[Human Snorenado]

We have a lot of lookalikes...

Barry Egan: Jason statham
Malek: liev
Macuser: Tom hardy
jinfash: prince
lord maji: snowden/nsa leaked dude

mupepe- younger danny trejo

[Mupepe]

I don't have the hair for that!

[Flannel Boy]

wait, doesn't Hyoushi look like Jason Statham.

[Mupepe]

wait, doesn't Hyoushi look like Jason Statham.

dunno. I haven't noticed because I always get lost in his eyes

[Flannel Boy]

Useless without pics.

[Bebpo]

We have a lot of lookalikes...

Barry Egan: Jason statham
Malek: liev
Macuser: Tom hardy
jinfash: prince
lord maji: snowden/nsa leaked dude

People here used to say I looked like Dave Grohl.  Not anymore I guess.

Last Celeb comparison was a girl saying I looked like Aziz Ansari  :'(

[Boogie]

I have a coworker who is a pretty dead ringer for Statham.

I used to get that I looked like James Spader on GAF.  Not so sure the resemblance is really there anymore.

[Dickie Dee]

When I was 50 lbs lighter I used to get Matt Damon all the time

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Fatt Damon

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[Flannel Boy]

We have a lot of lookalikes...

Barry Egan: Jason statham
Malek: liev
Macuser: Tom hardy
jinfash: prince
lord maji: snowden/nsa leaked dude

People here used to say I looked like Dave Grohl.  Not anymore I guess.

Last Celeb comparison was a girl saying I looked like Aziz Ansari  :'(

It must've been dark.

And you still look like him.

[tiesto]

I get compared to Tarantino all the time. Luckily I'm a big fan of his movies...

[Robo]

The worst thing about being told you look like someone is when you realize later that they're absolutely right and it completely contradicts your self-image.

I was told I look like Pippin from LOTR this evening.  And it's true. 

[Human Snorenado]

Yeah, why do you think I haven't shaved in 2+ years?  No one wants to look like Jon Lithgow.  Even Jon Lithgow.

[Robo]

And you have a very handsome beard. 

[Robo]

I also get Edward Norton quite a lot, which is more reassuring.

[Huff]

speaking of hobbits, I looked a great deal like Elijah Wood in my skinnier days. now i get compared to zach galifinankis and jonah hill

not sure which is better

[Flannel Boy]

I had another date (potentially) cancel on me (she's "maybe" "thinking" about it). She wasn't clear on her reasons, but apparently "we have different approaches to the whole dating experience." I don't know what that means and I don't care. I'm just responding with one letter: "k." I sent more than enough letters to Fit Girl.

[Bebpo]

Holy shit, the more I hear about my "best friend" who I split up with last week, the more it seems I definitely dodged a bullet.  Seems besides just being blinded to a lot of her flaws, it also seems like I only knew one side of her and now I wonder a bit who this person even was.  Lot of shady shit coming out of the closet from mutual friends.  Wow; it's crazy how you think you know someone when you're close and talk everyday and see each all the time but you really only know the side they show.  Even her ex-bf (who is my friend) is like "I  feel like I don't even know who I was dating the last ten months".

I need to get away from shady people.  Both the guy friend & the girl best friend seem equally manipulative coming away from this. 


How do you even tell who someone really is?

[Shadow Mod]

Holy shit, the more I hear about my "best friend" who I split up with last week, the more it seems I definitely dodged a bullet.  Seems besides just being blinded to a lot of her flaws, it also seems like I only knew one side of her and now I wonder a bit who this person even was.  Lot of shady shit coming out of the closet from mutual friends.  Wow; it's crazy how you think you know someone when you're close and talk everyday and see each all the time but you really only know the side they show.  Even her ex-bf (who is my friend) is like "I  feel like I don't even know who I was dating the last ten months".

I need to get away from shady people.  Both the guy friend & the girl best friend seem equally manipulative coming away from this. 


How do you even tell who someone really is?

Def agree with Oscar but honestly one way to tell is to listen to your instincts and pay attention to details. People who are real shits are sometimes just good at hiding that fact. I pay attention to the smallest of details if I get a bad vibe off someone like how they interact with service industry folks.

[brawndolicious]

A woman could stand me up every night for the rest of the year and not hurt me as much as Fit Girl did.

I keep asking myself why.

Honestly, I was pretty bummed about the way things happened with one of my OK Cupid dates. I'll call her Startup Girl. I thought the date went really well. She was laughing a lot, making constant eye contact and smiling, asking me lots of questions, and doing stuff that made me think she was having a good time. When it was time to go, I said that we should do something again, and she said "Yeah, totally." She never replied to my text the next day. She's really the only girl I've been out with so far that I've been into, and thus the only one that's hurt at all. It's lame as fuck. I didn't go down on her to orgasm, but I did really like her. Now every time I go on a date with a girl who isn't as great as Startup Girl (which is every single one), I keep asking myself if there was something I could have said or done differently on that date, or if her silence was a complete rejection of me and all that my personality encompasses. It's almost certainly the latter. And I don't even have a movie star resemblance to fall back on.

I'm just curious,  you slept with someone on the first date but they didn't text  you back?

[Flannel Boy]

I wish I were gay(er).

[Phoenix Dark]

I wish I were gay(er).

[Flannel Boy]

We'd only need one or one and half points on the Kinsey scale.

[Flannel Boy]

That's not really in the middle of the scale.

[Flannel Boy]

I thought the Kinsey Scale only went up to six.

I'm, at most, at 1.5.

[Flannel Boy]

do you speak from experience?

[Flannel Boy]

That was a question.

Also, I need to rescind my recommendation of PoF.

[Shaka Khan]

Eschaton looks hotter. He's a premium cut of sirloin rubbed with organic brown sugar. I'd cook him medium rare, slather him with a marsala reduction and eat him for breakfast.

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[Phoenix Dark]

A Mexican version.

[Mupepe]

I don't even look Mexican! 

[tiesto]

I went wine-tasting with an okc chick I'll call Lawyer Girl on Thursday. Honestly, she's a really awesome person, but a tad overweight for my tastes. Not obese by any means, but just a little bigger than I'd prefer.

#YesTheBusiness, but the date was fun. However, she lives 15 of the most rush hour prone miles away from me, and I know that when school starts in September and I'm pulling 80 hour weeks, there's no way I'd be able to see her much. Later on in the date, she asked me what I was looking for. After answering, I asked her what she was looking for. She said she's looking for a boyfriend, someone to come home to after tough days in court. I know that wouldn't work out.

We were supposed to go out again today, and I probably could have ended up with a story that The Business wouldn't approve of, but in the long run I'd end up hurting her, so I called it off. I think that was the right thing to do. These situations are tough.

I've passed up plenty of great girls because they were "too big for me". And I've come to regret it every single time. That's why, even though the girl I'm dating now is plus-size, I am not gonna turn her down. Things have been going extremely well and she is a wonderful and sweet person - she'll do things like call me up to treat me to breakfast, cook food for me, etc. My friends absolutely love her as well.

[chronovore]

We have a lot of lookalikes...

Barry Egan: Jason statham
Malek: liev
Macuser: Tom hardy
jinfash: prince
lord maji: snowden/nsa leaked dude

Add me in there as Doug Stanhope. 

[Human Snorenado]

Dude, Doug Stanhope is fucking hilarious.