Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again"

[nudemacusers]

1. i'm not much different pre vs post children

2. a Nathan fielder comparison is worse than being called a breeder

3. nutting raw is the goat, especially when you risk a baby. like Russian roulette but nobody dies.

[Human Snorenado]

3. nutting raw is the goat

especially when you risk a baby

[nudemacusers]

[Phoenix Dark]

3. nutting raw is the goat, especially when you risk a baby. like Russian roulette but nobody dies.

except for JayDubya's soul. Imagine the judgement and disappointment in his eyes the next time you release inside your queen without quickening a seed. 

[toku]

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

A coworker has set me up with her daughter next week.  This type of thing seems very rare today (at least in my experience) so I was a little hesitant.  Sensing my hesitation, she said that she was very cute and showed me a picture of her.  She was very cute...but with no tits and ass to speak of.  As you all know, I like them thick.  To avoid creating some dumb office tiff, I agreed to see her.  I did further research (read: cyberstalking) and found that she is 24 and hasn't held a job since she graduated (she's an English major so it's to be expected lol).  Part of me thinks that my coworker wants to fix her daughter up with someone who makes enough so she can stay home but I'm going to be an optimist and try to have a good time.  I don't like the idea of tangling work and outside time together but this is pretty harmless.

[fistfulofmetal]

1 year anniversary with my girl 

[Kara]

And now I'm pulling a double drinky. Going full scumbag.

عيب عليك. ش م ه

[bork]

3. nutting raw is the goat

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especially when you risk a baby

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[Kara]

  .انا مجنون لكن هناك لا ليلة

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[toku]

  .انا مجنون لكن هناك لا ليلة

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You can do it.

[king of the internet]

About to spend my night off with the new lady friend.  I've been feeling something real for this one....pray4me.

[Kara]

Apology away. Now time to kick back and wait for life to ether me once more.

[Kara]

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[king of the internet]

Me being emotionally attached to another person again

Missing them something serious after being apart for two nights

Have I forgotten all my training???

[Phoenix Dark]

You're scaring the shit out of me, man.

[king of the internet]

Don't worry I already am waiting to just get rekt by this one

[recursivelyenumerable]

is there a guide somewhere on How To Friendzone? I've been hanging out with a woman I really enjoy hanging out with and I'd enjoy it more if I weren't afraid she's expecting something more.

[Mupepe]

Wear a fedora

[Madrun Badrun]

is there a guide somewhere on How To Friendzone? I've been hanging out with a woman I really enjoy hanging out with and I'd enjoy it more if I weren't afraid she's expecting something more.

make her read your posts.

[Kara]

Make out and then act like nothing happened.

[Samson Manhug]

Make out and then act like nothing happened.

Yeah, ignoring women always makes them less interested.

[Oblivion]

A coworker has set me up with her daughter next week.  This type of thing seems very rare today (at least in my experience) so I was a little hesitant.  Sensing my hesitation, she said that she was very cute and showed me a picture of her.  She was very cute...but with no tits and ass to speak of.  As you all know, I like them thick.  To avoid creating some dumb office tiff, I agreed to see her.  I did further research (read: cyberstalking) and found that she is 24 and hasn't held a job since she graduated (she's an English major so it's to be expected lol).  Part of me thinks that my coworker wants to fix her daughter up with someone who makes enough so she can stay home but I'm going to be an optimist and try to have a good time.  I don't like the idea of tangling work and outside time together but this is pretty harmless.

Damn, sounds like a recipe for disaster, honestly. Especially if she ain't got plenty up top.

[Rufus]

Make out and then act like nothing happened.

Yeah, ignoring women always makes them less interested.

Depends. Those with low self-esteem (mainly due to appearance) don't think they deserve attention and hence interpret possible affections as unintended or misleading. They never initiate or cease whatever subtle or not so subtle courtship rituals they tried quickly, to avoid embarrassing themselves.

This is also a source of romantic obliviousness often attributed to men.

[Shadow Mod]

A coworker has set me up with her daughter next week.  This type of thing seems very rare today (at least in my experience) so I was a little hesitant.  Sensing my hesitation, she said that she was very cute and showed me a picture of her.  She was very cute...but with no tits and ass to speak of.  As you all know, I like them thick.  To avoid creating some dumb office tiff, I agreed to see her.  I did further research (read: cyberstalking) and found that she is 24 and hasn't held a job since she graduated (she's an English major so it's to be expected lol).  Part of me thinks that my coworker wants to fix her daughter up with someone who makes enough so she can stay home but I'm going to be an optimist and try to have a good time.  I don't like the idea of tangling work and outside time together but this is pretty harmless.

Damn, sounds like a recipe for disaster, honestly. Especially if she ain't got plenty up top.

 

[Oblivion]

What I mean is that if you're going to take a big risk like that, it might as well be with someone hot.

[Kara]

Gambling is fun, whether it's at $5 or $500.

[Shadow Mod]

What I mean is that if you're going to take a big risk like that, it might as well be with someone hot.

How's that goin' for ya...

[Oblivion]

What I mean is that if you're going to take a big risk like that, it might as well be with someone hot.

How's that goin' for ya...

I'm referring to Experiment's current specific situation. Come on now.

[Phoenix Dark]

is there a guide somewhere on How To Friendzone? I've been hanging out with a woman I really enjoy hanging out with and I'd enjoy it more if I weren't afraid she's expecting something more.

Doesn't hurt to try. It's better than living the rest of your days wondering what could have been. And if she says no don't be a weirdo about it.

[recursivelyenumerable]

.

[recursivelyenumerable]

i think you may have misread. but either way, it usually hurts to try and i'm fundamentally not capable of not being a weirdo about anything. like the scorpion in the fable, it's my nature.

[Phoenix Dark]

That's a tough problem. Personally I'd take the short term disappointment of being turned down over the long term sense that I missed out on an opportunity/living with "what if..." for years. If it's not meant to be (i.e. if she turns me down) I can deal with moving on. That's easy to me at least. But imagine randomly thinking about where you both could have been together if only you had tried - blah.

I think about that shit far less now since I'm having fun again but jeez. Regret is not a good feeling.

[recursivelyenumerable]

The main thing is that I've pretty much decided any girlfriend of mine needs to be either a biologist/medical researcher or a social scientist of some kind, and she's neither of these things, but I love going out with her. The relationship I want with her is more or less exactly the relationship I already have, but I dunno if she knows that or not.

[CatsCatsCats]

This going to sound crazy, but you could tell her your expectations of your relationship together.

Having a specific profession requirement for a significant other is ridiculous though.

[recursivelyenumerable]

It's a broad range of professions. It is ridiculous, but unfortunately necessary for the next phase of NM activation. No sacrifice, no progress.

[brawndolicious]

Why biology researchers? I mean there's an extremely diverse range of personalities in that field. I must know this.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Both because I've noticed a pattern of the women I really connect with being in those fields, and because (like many on okcupid) I'm looking for a partner in crime. That crime being engineering a biological and/or psychosemiotic epidemic that breaks down all of humanity's AT Fields bringing about Instrumentality.

[king of the internet]

http://thoughtcatalog.com/leo-steven/2014/04/dear-girls-who-are-finally-ready-to-date-nice-guys-we-dont-want-you-anymore/

Just saw this posted on facebook 

[Shadow Mod]

Hope you laughed at that person hard.

[Tasty]

http://thoughtcatalog.com/leo-steven/2014/04/dear-girls-who-are-finally-ready-to-date-nice-guys-we-dont-want-you-anymore/

Just saw this posted on facebook 

This article has so much strawmanning it's likely to spontaneously combust at any moment.

[Phoenix Dark]

I shudder to think about the online posts I made in support of that mentality a decade plus ago. There needs to be a way to amend for shit like that. Like a carbon footprint payment version for dudes who used to say stupid shit about women.

[nudemacusers]

Still the goat.


Edit: there are new ones http://alexlartwork22.deviantart.com/gallery/?catpath=%2F&q=Bad+boy

[Mupepe]

If there's one thing I did learn from neogaf its that all nerds are successful and well dressed as adults....

[chronovore]

http://thoughtcatalog.com/leo-steven/2014/04/dear-girls-who-are-finally-ready-to-date-nice-guys-we-dont-want-you-anymore/

Just saw this posted on facebook 

This article has so much strawmanning it's likely to spontaneously combust at any moment.

That article has so much straw man in it, it's going to go petition The Wizard for a brain.

[Bebpo]

Since I know some people have seen it on my FB, in a relationship 

My girlfriend is pretty darn awesome, I'm happy

[Human Snorenado]

...does she see ghosts?

(kidding. congrats.)

[Mr. Gundam]

Since I know some people have seen it on my FB, in a relationship 

My girlfriend is pretty darn awesome, I'm happy

I saw that she went back and commented on a Facebook post from when you visited me back in 2011. Caught me off guard.

[Tasty]

Don't worry, Dufus. You'll always have porn from 2005.

I'm with an awesome girl myself. Cheers everybody.

I always knew Dufus was into 10-year old porn.

[Phoenix Dark]

Ryan Conner

based on Dufus' past posts I think he's just fishing for a like from me. you don't like that big booty goddess, you just fuck with skinny chicks with fake boobs
 

[tiesto]

So lately my g/f is bothered by the fact that I tend to post too much about games/music/anime and not a bunch of couples pics of the 2 of us. I'm not a photogenic person at all and thus I hate getting pics taken of me. Not to mention I was never a fan of posting tons of couples pics, talking about how my gf is the bestest and greatest (yes I do love her but don't feel the need to repeat ad nauseum on FB). It almost feels like 'bragging' to me. The girlfriends I've had in the past generally tended toward being reserved and hated getting pics taken even more than myself

Part of me chalks this up to her age, she's in her mid 20's (I'm in my early 30's), never had a long term relationship, and also more in tune with the whole social media thingy. Where what you put on FB is a persona you have to cultivate and not just something to dick around with in your down time. Her friends I feel are also putting some of these ideas into her head, since they're your average jappy girls who tend to do a lot of social media posturing. Is she just being needy/insecure? Or should I be more attentive on social media?

[Shadow Mod]

I don't want to be someone to do that "dump that dumbass" shit but really, if someone's priorities are that far off your own it's only going to get worse from here. You shouldn't have to show off your relationship on social media, she can do that on her page but the fact that she's insisting you do it on yours? Good luck with trying to be your own person when she insists your identity be "us as a couple."

[Bebpo]

Since I know some people have seen it on my FB, in a relationship 

My girlfriend is pretty darn awesome, I'm happy

I saw that she went back and commented on a Facebook post from when you visited me back in 2011. Caught me off guard.

Oh, that was because I was telling her the story of how you got me into beer and showed her that pic from when we went to Fremont.

[Mandark]

I don't want to be someone to do that "dump that dumbass" shit

You love doing that "dump that dumbass" shit.

[Shadow Mod]

I don't want to be someone to do that "dump that dumbass" shit

You love doing that "dump that dumbass" shit.

Look man ain't my fault I know incompatibility when I sees it. 

[Fifstar]

 

Younger girlfriend being more social media affine is a deal breaker now?

[Mupepe]

Younger girlfriend being more social media affine is a deal breaker now?

Yeah I'm pretty sure he just said "bothered".  That's not much insight into how big of a deal she's making.  I get bothered when my wife eats food off my plate.  I'm hoping she's not going to divorce me over it.

[Kara]

Found the one, y'all.



Like this post if you think I'm going to torpedo it spectacularly. Quote this post if you think I'm going to find out a horrible secret about her that's a deal breaker. (For example, unironically believing in the capitalist mode of production.)

Yes I inserted these poison pills to prevent y'all from showing me any congratulations or support. Get fucked.

[Rufus]

Whew, difficult choice that. Gonna go with self-sabotage.

[toku]

Stay blessed