Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1238751 times)

Rufus · « **Reply #10320 on:** November 04, 2016, 07:47:52 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 04, 2016, 12:39:08 AM

edit: Also, I don't know what it is with me and 19 year olds but we seem to get along great.

Similar experience levels perhaps.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10321 on:** November 04, 2016, 02:00:19 PM »

thisismyusername · « **Reply #10322 on:** November 04, 2016, 06:14:18 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 03, 2016, 11:30:45 PM

I think I've hit a turning point, brehs.

I won't count my chickens before they hatch and go into too much detail but things are clicking into place.

I'm gonna love if this blows up in your face, and if it doesn't I blame PD and Shark for that win.

toku · « **Reply #10323 on:** November 04, 2016, 11:01:40 PM »

Bless up

El Babua · « **Reply #10324 on:** November 05, 2016, 02:37:09 AM »

mods please change thread title when it finally happens. the anticipation is killing me.

Raist · « **Reply #10325 on:** November 05, 2016, 07:09:40 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 03, 2016, 11:30:45 PM

I think I've hit a turning point, brehs.

I won't count my chickens before they hatch and go into too much detail but things are clicking into place.

OK which one of you made that tinder account to troll him.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #10326 on:** November 05, 2016, 08:45:29 AM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on November 05, 2016, 08:37:05 AM

For the record, Pallando, I never believed in you.

Atramental · « **Reply #10327 on:** November 05, 2016, 07:08:56 PM »

I don't need belief to succeed.

All I need is the will and determination to keep on going when shit seems dire.

And I will promise you all this: before my 27th birthday (June 17th) I will get laid!

Mupepe · « **Reply #10328 on:** November 05, 2016, 08:00:44 PM »

By a hooker. Not hating. Just saying.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10329 on:** November 05, 2016, 08:14:55 PM »

q for gay gaf, does getting your booty plugged by a dikk count as losing virginity?

Atramental · « **Reply #10330 on:** November 05, 2016, 08:24:39 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on November 05, 2016, 08:00:44 PM

By a hooker. Not hating. Just saying.

Tbh, man. The hookers around here are gross as fuck.

I much rather do a frumpy fatty off of tinder.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10331 on:** November 05, 2016, 09:05:41 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 05, 2016, 08:24:39 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on November 05, 2016, 08:00:44 PM
By a hooker. Not hating. Just saying.
Tbh, man. The hookers around here are gross as fuck.

Who said anything about hookers

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10332 on:** November 05, 2016, 09:15:08 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 05, 2016, 09:05:41 PM

Quote from: Pallando on November 05, 2016, 08:24:39 PM
Quote from: Mupepe on November 05, 2016, 08:00:44 PM
By a hooker. Not hating. Just saying.
Tbh, man. The hookers around here are gross as fuck.

Who said anything about hookers

Pallando, in 2025

Mupepe · « **Reply #10333 on:** November 05, 2016, 09:32:39 PM »

Is the proper term escort? I don't necessarily mean the girl on the corner. They're all hookers to me

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10334 on:** November 05, 2016, 09:37:19 PM »

If all fails we already gave you the key Pallando. Go to Seeking Arrangement and fuck a 10/10 college aged chick.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #10335 on:** November 05, 2016, 10:13:06 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on November 05, 2016, 08:14:55 PM

q for gay gaf, does getting your booty plugged by a dikk count as losing virginity?

Serious answer: I mean, do you want it to? Losing your virginity is like the Kinsey scale. It really depends on peoples definitions. For some, it's any sexual activity that isn't masturbation and with another person (so I guess Mutual Masturbation could count): Oral, Anal, Vaginal...

For some it's straight up hetero-sex (generally with heterosexual's that's the mindview). For others, it's anal (in the gay community).

Atramental · « **Reply #10336 on:** November 07, 2016, 02:13:08 AM »

Still chatting with the 19 year old "Velma Girl" and a 24 year old "Punk Girl".

If all goes well I'll have two dates this coming weekend.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #10337 on:** November 07, 2016, 02:46:45 AM »

The only way you're going to get over your anxiety/self-doubt is by figuring out why you want to explode your man-cherry with "girl x". As is slowly becoming obvious to you, girls almost never care about virginity (unlike dudes) but they are wondering how you view them as a person. Whether you value the parts of their personality that actually are important to them vs just fetishizing/wanting to get it over with.

In most cases, people don't find relationship material in a dozen first dates/hookups so your chances are low and your expectations should be the same. You'll just feel worse about yourself though if you go into it without knowing what kind of girl you think you should open up to emotionally because then they'll think you came off a long dry spell and are desperate to bang which is far worse than being VIRGIN. Your only little issue is it'll take a very compatible or apathetic person to have sex with you. But that's true for everyone I guess.

Damn.

Atramental · « **Reply #10338 on:** November 07, 2016, 04:36:33 PM »

I'm beginning to wonder if "Velma" is a virgin as well... probably not. She's bi and probably has been with girls.

But she's your classic "ugly duckling turned swan" once she got into college.

demi · « **Reply #10339 on:** November 07, 2016, 04:54:19 PM »

"classic"

Atramental · « **Reply #10340 on:** November 07, 2016, 04:58:09 PM »

Quote from: demi on November 07, 2016, 04:54:19 PM

"classic"

I mean, it's whatever. I'm just stoked that I'm attractive to other attractive people.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10341 on:** November 07, 2016, 05:12:35 PM »

I'm bored, when do the fireworks start? This weekend?

Atramental · « **Reply #10342 on:** November 07, 2016, 05:15:50 PM »

Yep. The weekend.

I'll be sure to give you and Shark the inside scoop before I post anything here.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10343 on:** November 07, 2016, 05:17:13 PM »

I was told that Bore Gold includes (edited) screen shots of texts.

Atramental · « **Reply #10344 on:** November 07, 2016, 05:18:16 PM »

If anything juicy comes up I'll be sure to share (with BoreGold members who have the Pallando subscription)

It's been pretty PG so far.

Atramental · « **Reply #10345 on:** November 07, 2016, 06:25:32 PM »

I getcha.

Even if nothing comes about with these two, I'm becoming a much better conversationalist and persuader.

I mean, if I told my past fat depressed anxious self about how I was able to convince 4 girls to meet up with me in a span of a month I would fucking blow my past self's mind.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #10346 on:** November 07, 2016, 06:38:59 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 07, 2016, 04:58:09 PM

I'm just stoked that I'm attractive to other attractive people.

...Surprise? Didn't Andy say as much, or was that just him fawning over Rah?

IIRC people have told you in the past you're not completely ugly, dude.

Quote from: Pallando on November 07, 2016, 06:25:32 PM

I'm becoming a much better conversationalist and persuader.

Good, this will help you in the long run.

Atramental · « **Reply #10347 on:** November 07, 2016, 06:48:35 PM »

Sure.

I've just been in a pit of cowardice and self doubt for so long that it's all very surprising to me.

I mean, it's a no brainer that mindset can really fuck with you and your worldview. And it's a lesson I constantly have to re-learn because I get stuck in negative feedback loops so easily.

Atramental · « **Reply #10348 on:** November 07, 2016, 08:17:05 PM »

Oh yeah. Something I need to be hyper vigilant with concerning the 19 year old.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10349 on:** November 07, 2016, 09:13:57 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 07, 2016, 08:17:05 PM

Oh yeah. Something I need to be hyper vigilant with concerning the 19 year old.

(Image removed from quote.)

Stop being a goober goddamnit.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #10350 on:** November 07, 2016, 09:52:59 PM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 07, 2016, 08:17:05 PM

Oh yeah. Something I need to be hyper vigilant with concerning the 19 year old.

http://i.imgur.com/82N1oPd.jpg

This post is epitome of why you aren't gonna get pussy.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #10351 on:** November 07, 2016, 09:54:39 PM »

The problem here is you seem to have odd ideas about what normal human motivations are

Atramental · « **Reply #10352 on:** November 07, 2016, 09:58:21 PM »

I'm just playing around.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #10353 on:** November 07, 2016, 10:01:46 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #10354 on:** November 08, 2016, 08:51:13 AM »

https://imgur.com/a/o9sWp

Found my Mormon female self.

Just shot her a super like.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #10355 on:** November 08, 2016, 09:04:33 AM »

I bet it could be pretty fun actually. As long as both sides are open to doing things and trying stuff out. Figuring out how it all works together could be romantic in a way.

Atramental · « **Reply #10356 on:** November 08, 2016, 09:08:10 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on November 08, 2016, 09:02:51 AM

virgin on virgin sex (Image removed from quote.)

Just how Mormon Jesus intended.

I agree, fistful. It does sound like a fun time. Us just fumbling around and trying shit. No expectations of getting things right the first time.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10357 on:** November 08, 2016, 09:13:00 AM »

Quote from: Dufus on November 08, 2016, 09:02:51 AM

virgin on virgin sex (Image removed from quote.)

tiesto · « **Reply #10358 on:** November 08, 2016, 09:22:46 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 08, 2016, 08:51:13 AM

https://imgur.com/a/o9sWp

Found my Mormon female self.

Just shot her a super like.

Long and fat describes my Italian sausage I should msg her

Atramental · « **Reply #10359 on:** November 08, 2016, 09:27:48 AM »

Not until she has my Polish kielbasa.

edit: tbh, she's probably super picky about who she wants to pop her cherry first.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #10360 on:** November 08, 2016, 09:49:30 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 08, 2016, 09:27:48 AM

edit: tbh, she's probably super picky about who she wants to pop her cherry first.

Probably. But, you don't know that and you may have a chance. So... uh... stop thinking the above, jackass. *smack*

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #10361 on:** November 08, 2016, 10:05:50 AM »

Even if she is going to be super picky, what if you end up being the exact kind of person she wants to do it? You don't know, and there's only one way to find out.

toku · « **Reply #10362 on:** November 08, 2016, 11:18:29 AM »

Love yourself, bless up.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #10363 on:** November 08, 2016, 11:32:35 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 08, 2016, 09:27:48 AM

edit: tbh, she's probably super picky about who she wants to pop her cherry first.

Wow, you two already have so much in common!

Atramental · « **Reply #10364 on:** November 08, 2016, 11:51:06 AM »

Probably fucking her former (and possibly current) dealer and working a dead end job as a waitress.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10365 on:** November 08, 2016, 05:00:40 PM »

Pallo, I'm serious here. Tell her an angel with a flaming sword told you to message her.
Trust me.

Tasty · « **Reply #10366 on:** November 08, 2016, 05:13:38 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on November 08, 2016, 05:06:44 PM

Why would an angel be holding Tasty Meat's dick?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10367 on:** November 08, 2016, 05:49:11 PM »

Quote from: Kaffir The Reaper on November 08, 2016, 05:06:44 PM

Why would an angel be holding Tasty Meat's dick?

Joseph Smith got a few teenaged wives by claiming that an angel with a sword threatened to kill him if they didn't agree. All this time it was just Tasty

Mupepe · « **Reply #10368 on:** November 08, 2016, 06:54:18 PM »

except this time it was a pork sword, amirite???

Atramental · « **Reply #10369 on:** November 08, 2016, 07:13:07 PM »

I wish more Mormon girls would go bad. :'(

El Babua · « **Reply #10370 on:** November 09, 2016, 01:22:43 AM »

If Donald Trump can get elected, Pallando can get laid.

Rufus · « **Reply #10371 on:** November 09, 2016, 07:12:23 AM »

Atra, save 2016 for the Bore. Do it for us.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

No pressure.

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In the correct thread this time.

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Atramental · « **Reply #10372 on:** November 11, 2016, 01:30:55 AM »

I was talking to two girls on and off this week. And then out of no where a super cute 21 year old liked me back and now we're in the process of lining up a potential coffee date in Asheville this weekend. Funny how that works out.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #10373 on:** November 11, 2016, 09:56:01 AM »

Quote from: El Babua on November 09, 2016, 01:22:43 AM

If Donald Trump can get elected, Pallando can get laid.

but can he rouse his base?

tiesto · « **Reply #10374 on:** November 11, 2016, 11:04:59 AM »

Quote from: Pallando on November 11, 2016, 01:30:55 AM

I was talking to two girls on and off this week. And then out of no where a super cute 21 year old liked me back and now we're in the process of lining up a potential coffee date in Asheville this weekend. Funny how that works out.

When I saw you crowdsourcing places to hit up in Asheville on FB I was just thinking to myself "niceee, my man scored a date this weekend!" Good luck!

Atramental · « **Reply #10375 on:** November 11, 2016, 05:44:44 PM »

The 21 year old and I are now texting each other back and forth to get our plans in order.

Also, I just found out that Cosplay girl (the chick I pulled into my boner when we were making out like the fucking degenerate that I am) was raped 7 different times throughout her life.

edit: I almost want to reach out to her and say I'm sorry but I know that won't do any good.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10376 on:** November 11, 2016, 06:04:03 PM »

Wait. How did you find this out?

Atramental · « **Reply #10377 on:** November 11, 2016, 06:06:34 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on November 11, 2016, 06:04:03 PM

Wait. How did you find this out?

Here facebook page is public to friends of friends (some of my cosplay friends are friends with her cosplay friends) and she made a post about how deeply disturbed she was about Trump (a sexual predator) being elected president. $:-\$

I was curious how she was reacting to the election because we were both shitting on trump pretty hard during our date.... well. Now I know.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #10378 on:** November 11, 2016, 06:49:11 PM »

Dude being like "hey I was facebook stalking you and saw that you had been raped..." it probably not the best way to go about things.

Atramental · « **Reply #10379 on:** November 11, 2016, 07:07:54 PM »

Yeah, I know. I'm not going to communicate with her ever again. It's in the past now.

Also, I'm still waiting for the 21 year old to answer my question about how her Saturday is looking...

edit: Well, while I'm waiting for the 21 y/o hipster chick I just superliked a rather attractive fat girl.

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Author Topic: Pallando will return in "Never Say Never Again" (Read 1238751 times)