they'll flip flop on that at least another 2 times before they roll it out
"So Mr. Speaker because the supply is so low and we have to make an important decision about the future of this great country... and the vote is split equally on this subject it is the intend of the government that the people may vote in a COVID referendum to decide if our wonderful NHS, old folks or rather the good people that man the pubs, clubs and I believe this also includes the theaters and brothels..."
"SO YOU WILL GET IT FIRST THEN AY BORIS?"
"HEAR HEAR"
"ORDER ORDER let the Prime Minister continue his statement"
...will be the first to be vaccinated as is fitting with our Democratic principles"
"GET ON WITH IT LAD THERE IS A PANDEMIC GOING ON, NO RUSH"
"May I remind the honourable lord of the opposition that we live in a democracy and in a democracy the people are in control. Not the bureaucrats as I do believe in the end we did win the Cold War and the reds did not"
"HEAR HEAR"
"As we don't want to interfere with St. Patricks Day on March 17th... and the queen celebrates her 95th birthday in April... [inaudible]"
"No no... *mumble* *mumble*"
"the government has decided that this referendum will be held on July the 27th so that adequate preperations can be made and vaccination can be begin in the first week of September if the weather is suitable"
"THE WEATHER? THE GERMANS STARTED VACCINATING 2 MONTHS AGO"
"Well the last time the Germans tried to 'Blitz' something in poor weather it didn't work out very well now did it?"
"Hahahahaha hear hear hear"
"ORDER.. COUGH... ORDER..."