Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1427118 times)

Atramental · « **Reply #5520 on:** July 10, 2018, 11:41:29 PM »

M’kay. If you say so.

My next concern is that she has the herp or a hep but I’ll cross that bridge when I get there.

edit: just to get everyone on the same page:

I’m seeing cocaine girl on Saturday for breakfast because of her weird schedule.

And I’m seeing wholesome pot girl this Thursday for dinner.

Kara · « **Reply #5521 on:** July 10, 2018, 11:53:20 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5522 on:** July 11, 2018, 01:45:42 AM »

Now I want a dating site that lists prospective lovers by their degenerate vices

Atramental · « **Reply #5523 on:** July 11, 2018, 11:03:07 AM »

Quote from: naff on July 10, 2018, 10:59:16 PM

Quote from: Atramental on July 09, 2018, 10:27:23 PM
My god, I’m becoming a degenerate. Slowly but surely.

hurry that shit up mang, what have you got to lose. live.

I'm here for a long time, not a good time.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #5524 on:** July 11, 2018, 11:35:28 AM »

Quote from: riotous on July 11, 2018, 02:18:44 AM

Atra is informing us port girl canceled on Thursday, cocaine girl cancels on Friday.

Heroin girl still good for Sunday.

Huff · « **Reply #5525 on:** July 11, 2018, 11:40:36 AM »

atra i think youd be surprised about how many people actual play around with blow

well maybe not in small town sc, but still

Valkyrie · « **Reply #5526 on:** July 11, 2018, 03:29:53 PM »

That feel when you hit it off with a cutie at the bar, and he ruins the mood by asking for a threesome with your best friend.

If it wasn't a girl I saw as my sister, sure. But alas.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #5527 on:** July 11, 2018, 07:12:21 PM »

You miss all the shots you don't take

Atramental · « **Reply #5528 on:** July 11, 2018, 07:13:51 PM »

A threesome sounds exhausting tbh.

I’d only be down if I didn’t have to do any work.

Beezy · « **Reply #5529 on:** July 11, 2018, 09:21:46 PM »

You're officially the laziest person here.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5530 on:** July 11, 2018, 10:21:55 PM »

I had the offer once but I passed because I wasn't that kinky yet. And I'm not bragging, it was a fairly common thing in my college town (Santa Cruz). Probably all the bisexuals. A couple single dude friends had the same reaction as me and tbh I don't know anyone who had a threesome where their SO wasn't taking part.

Now though, there have been times I've had sex with girls who were incredibly lazy and it would have been great if they could tag somebody in.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #5531 on:** July 12, 2018, 11:55:54 AM »

I've found my experience that it is somewhat exhausting. But you gotta work work work work work.

Atramental · « **Reply #5532 on:** July 12, 2018, 01:06:47 PM »

Oh, I'll watch MFF porn all day.

I just realize you have to be some sort of athlete to fuck two women at once like a champ.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Then again, the girl I was boning was heavy and it took a lot of physical effort to move her around.

[close]

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #5533 on:** July 12, 2018, 02:42:01 PM »

sex is just the activity you do in between the drugs and booze. It's not really the main event that requires this intense performance or level of concentration. It's just another drug in the mix.

Atramental · « **Reply #5534 on:** July 12, 2018, 02:46:12 PM »

He’s not wrong.

It basically turns into mutual masturbation when you’re not really emotionally invested in the other person.

shosta · « **Reply #5535 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:01:14 PM »

it's not a crime to nut

team filler · « **Reply #5536 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:28:11 PM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on July 11, 2018, 03:29:53 PM

That feel when you hit it off with a cutie at the bar, and he ruins the mood by asking for a threesome with your best friend.

If it wasn't a girl I saw as my sister, sure. But alas.

very disappointed in you

team filler · « **Reply #5537 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:29:20 PM »

Quote from: kris on July 12, 2018, 03:01:14 PM

it's not a crime to nut

tell that to neogaf moderator and close friend to evilore, amirox

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #5538 on:** July 12, 2018, 03:42:07 PM »

It’s not a strong legal position

Atramental · « **Reply #5539 on:** July 12, 2018, 11:15:20 PM »

My date with wholesome pot girl went well. Kinda simple but a total sweetie (she let me take a hit off her weed vape pen

). I could probably use that in my life right now.

Also, she seems down to meet up again.

edit: plus, this was her first online/tinder date ever lol. I told her they don’t always go so smoothly as ours haha.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5540 on:** July 12, 2018, 11:20:54 PM »

Dont lie, this played in your head when she held the vape to your eager lips

Atra making moves!

FreeNudeLyleLanley · « **Reply #5541 on:** July 13, 2018, 12:18:19 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 12, 2018, 02:46:12 PM

He’s not wrong.

It basically turns into mutual masturbation when you’re not really emotionally invested in the other person.

Haven't you only fucked once?

Atramental · « **Reply #5542 on:** July 13, 2018, 12:20:17 AM »

I fucked the same girl a handful of times but near the end of that fling I wasn't feeling any sort of lovely dovey feelings tbh. I had to close my eyes and think about porn scenes during bang sesh 4 and 5. That's when I knew I had to get out of the situation I was in.

FreeNudeLyleLanley · « **Reply #5543 on:** July 13, 2018, 12:22:29 AM »

Touché

Atramental · « **Reply #5544 on:** July 13, 2018, 12:26:27 AM »

Speaking of which. I probably need to go cold turkey on the porn for a bit while I'm dating again.

Gotta build up that raw animalistic lust.

Snowden · « **Reply #5545 on:** July 13, 2018, 12:30:48 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 13, 2018, 12:26:27 AM

Speaking of which. I probably need to go cold turkey on the porn for a bit while I'm dating again.

Gotta build up that raw animalistic lust.

Didn't you give up on dating recently? What changed?

Anyways, good job and good luck with the new lady.

Atramental · « **Reply #5546 on:** July 13, 2018, 12:32:58 AM »

For a bit then I gave it just one more honest try.

It just gets super frustrating/depressing when you try to meet up with a handful of girls and they all cancel on you in a row.

edit: I basically followed through with your advice from a while back, snowden. I just didn't try as hard/give too much of a fuck if I got dates or not.

edit2: Also, it helped that I had a two week break from work recently. That kinda reset my brain a bit.

Snowden · « **Reply #5547 on:** July 13, 2018, 12:38:07 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 13, 2018, 12:32:58 AM

For a bit then I gave it just one more honest try.

It just gets super frustrating/depressing when you try to meet up with a handful of girls and they all cancel on you in a row.

edit: I basically followed through with you advice from a while back, snowden. I just didn't try as hard/give too much of a fuck if I got dates or not.

edit2: Also, it helped that I had a two week break from work. That kinda reset my brain a bit.

Hey good job man. I've been in a similar position to you, where dates aren't working out and I've put way too much investment into them. Once you get to the point where you don't care anymore it all seems to line up right, just the way the world works.

Atramental · « **Reply #5548 on:** July 13, 2018, 09:32:43 PM »

Seeing cocaine girl tomorrow around 9am at a local favorite diner. Wish me luck.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #5549 on:** July 13, 2018, 09:43:27 PM »

Are you a coke in the morning kinda person?

Not to interject myself in the conversation too much here, but since I already did(

) :
You seem like a funny dude with a self-depreciating sense of humor, don't lean on that self-depreciation too much especially not on a first date. If someone doesn't know you it may just come off as weird or fishing for
compliments. Trust me I'd know

But still: Best of luck!

Atramental · « **Reply #5550 on:** July 13, 2018, 09:46:55 PM »

Oh trust me. I dial my self deprecating humor way back these days when I’m on a date.

I try to keep things as positive as possible.

I sound like Tony fucking Robbins sometimes because I’m being so positive.

toku · « **Reply #5551 on:** July 13, 2018, 10:20:10 PM »

bless up

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5552 on:** July 13, 2018, 10:43:08 PM »

Just follow your heart, don't treat girls bad, and keep going on dates. Don't get hung up on one girl. View yourself as disposable in the sense that these chicks have a lot of options, and might be going on way more dates than you are...so never feel like "this girl is the one" or get hung up on hoping/praying/obsessing. If it works out, cool! If not, on to the next one.

Assimilate · « **Reply #5553 on:** July 13, 2018, 10:43:09 PM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on July 12, 2018, 02:42:01 PM

sex is just the activity you do in between the drugs and booze. It's not really the main event that requires this intense performance or level of concentration. It's just another drug in the mix.

wtf.

i go in ready to perform son, bring your A game or don't come at all. Not sure what kind of broads you been hitting.

number 1 way a girl will cheat on you is if you don't lay serious pipe.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #5554 on:** July 13, 2018, 10:53:00 PM »

shosta · « **Reply #5555 on:** July 14, 2018, 12:07:27 AM »

THOT at AA tonight

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #5556 on:** July 14, 2018, 01:28:14 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 12, 2018, 11:15:20 PM

My date with wholesome pot girl went well. Kinda simple but a total sweetie (she let me take a hit off her weed vape pen ). I could probably use that in my life right now.

Also, she seems down to meet up again.

edit: plus, this was her first online/tinder date ever lol. I told her they don’t always go so smoothly as ours haha.

I get a good vibe from this post; this will be a good relationship.

Atramental · « **Reply #5557 on:** July 14, 2018, 01:14:53 PM »

Had an amazing time with “coke” girl this morning.

She’s more of a pot head and only tries coke occasionally. So that’s a relief.

Also, I seemed to have a lot more in common with her.

After we had breakfast I had one toke of “girl scout cookie” in her car and holy fuck it was amazing. The weed I regularly smoke must be mediocre or shit weed.

Then we made out shortly after, made some quick plans to meet again, and went our separate ways so she could get home and sleep.

So overall a great time.

BisMarckie · « **Reply #5558 on:** July 14, 2018, 01:17:25 PM »

A breakfast date that ended with getting high and making out.

Are you turning into a degenerate?

Atramental · « **Reply #5559 on:** July 14, 2018, 01:19:32 PM »

I think I’m there already.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #5560 on:** July 14, 2018, 01:26:29 PM »

GSC is a high content strain, bless up

shosta · « **Reply #5561 on:** July 14, 2018, 04:41:25 PM »

I'm honestly so hyped for atra

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5562 on:** July 14, 2018, 05:09:18 PM »

Atra is gonna walk himself into mid 2K romantic comedy situation, having to choose between these two chicas somehow ending with him running to an airport to catch the one he wants

Assimilate · « **Reply #5563 on:** July 14, 2018, 07:09:37 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 14, 2018, 01:14:53 PM

Had an amazing time with “coke” girl this morning.

Where's the pics?

Anyways, i'm done with this girl i'm dating. She's too american for me and she's not even fucking american. I might start going to the churches around here, i need me a traditional house wifey. Fuck this modern female mentality bullshit.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5564 on:** July 14, 2018, 07:12:38 PM »

our man in the south is swimming in women

shosta · « **Reply #5565 on:** July 14, 2018, 07:23:03 PM »

since last year the season plot was that Atra got laid, this year it'll be that he got someone pregnant.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #5566 on:** July 14, 2018, 08:03:28 PM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on July 14, 2018, 04:41:25 PM

I'm honestly so hyped for atra

This is a risky hype. Like hyped for the DCCU risky.

Also, You go Atra! I believe in you.

team filler · « **Reply #5567 on:** July 14, 2018, 08:17:00 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 14, 2018, 07:12:38 PM

our man in the south is swimming in women

(Image removed from quote.)

Assimilate · « **Reply #5568 on:** July 14, 2018, 08:53:28 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 14, 2018, 08:03:28 PM

Quote from: Shostakovich on July 14, 2018, 04:41:25 PM
I'm honestly so hyped for atra

This is a risky hype. Like hyped for the DCCU risky.

Also, You go Atra! I believe in you.

yeah he's bound to burn too because of all this hype

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5569 on:** July 14, 2018, 10:47:52 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on July 14, 2018, 07:09:37 PM

Quote from: Atramental on July 14, 2018, 01:14:53 PM
Had an amazing time with “coke” girl this morning.

Where's the pics?
Anyways, i'm done with this girl i'm dating. She's too american for me and she's not even fucking american. I might start going to the churches around here, i need me a traditional house wifey. Fuck this modern female mentality bullshit.

I'm not saying your gf is perfect but if you want a bang-maid, I don't think you'll find them in church.

toku · « **Reply #5570 on:** July 14, 2018, 11:14:28 PM »

glad you had a great time atra

Assimilate · « **Reply #5571 on:** July 15, 2018, 12:35:14 AM »

Quote from: brawndolicious on July 14, 2018, 10:47:52 PM

Quote from: Assimilate on July 14, 2018, 07:09:37 PM
Quote from: Atramental on July 14, 2018, 01:14:53 PM
Had an amazing time with “coke” girl this morning.

Where's the pics?
Anyways, i'm done with this girl i'm dating. She's too american for me and she's not even fucking american. I might start going to the churches around here, i need me a traditional house wifey. Fuck this modern female mentality bullshit.

I'm not saying your gf is perfect but if you want a bang-maid, I don't think you'll find them in church.

you haven't seen the church girls around here breh

Oblivion · « **Reply #5572 on:** July 15, 2018, 07:48:38 PM »

Well, the cougar that I was plowing, seemed to stop talking after what appeared to be a few successful dates. Aw well.

On the plus side, I'm going out with this plus size broad later tonight, so there's that at least.

Atramental · « **Reply #5573 on:** July 16, 2018, 02:33:49 PM »

Not to admit defeat yet but... I think both of those girls I went on dates with ghosted me.

shosta · « **Reply #5574 on:** July 16, 2018, 02:38:45 PM »

you still leveled up with this experience. Keep at it and you'll get even more girls.

Atramental · « **Reply #5575 on:** July 16, 2018, 07:13:05 PM »

Well, at least I got to kiss someone while high. Definitely would recommend.

Assimilate · « **Reply #5576 on:** July 16, 2018, 10:50:31 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 16, 2018, 02:33:49 PM

Not to admit defeat yet but... I think both of those girls I went on dates with ghosted me.

Damn, already? Are you being pushy?

Ghosting is the worst. I've done it, i've had it done to me. The best thing to do is not get pushy or start blasting them with texts.... hit them back up months later.

team filler · « **Reply #5577 on:** July 16, 2018, 10:53:58 PM »

I would not have messaged or called either of those sluts after meeting up. Just forget they exist until they message/call.

Assimilate · « **Reply #5578 on:** July 16, 2018, 10:58:31 PM »

yeah, unless they give off the vibe that they're desperate for a relationship you shouldn't give off the vibe either, and if the girl isn't at least 25 don't even bother thinking of a relationship with her.

warcock · « **Reply #5579 on:** July 16, 2018, 10:58:37 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on July 16, 2018, 02:33:49 PM

Not to admit defeat yet but... I think both of those girls I went on dates with ghosted me.

Time to invest in plastic surgery.

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