Damn, bro, chill the fuck out.
Don't even get me started on you, Glen. I have never met a bigger piece of shit on the internet.
None of your jokes are funny. None of your posts are insightful. Literally no one on this forum cares to see you post.
While you're giving Rahx "advice" in the relationship thread, why don't you tell the forum how your last relationship is "on a break" because you're a stupid alcoholic piece of shit? Didn't want them to know about that one, did you? Well fuck you. Honestly you make me feel better about my own shitty situation, because at least I'm not a completely delusional fuckbag like you are. Those posts in the music thread? I've heard your stuff. You don't have a talented bone in your body. There are 5 year old kids who started playing when they were 4 who are already 10x better at the guitar than you'll be in your worthless life. Give it up and go work retail. Maybe you'll actually contribute something worthwhile to society.
And literally no one gives a shit that you got a Master's Degree. Fucking Nintex could school you on public policy. You go through life thinking you're some kind of genius when you're the biggest sack of shit failure on this whole fucking forum. Fucking kill yourself, Glen, you big goddamn hack.