Author Topic: RELATIONSHIPS: helping wizards deplete their mana since 2011 (Read 1427082 times)

Beezy · « **Reply #7680 on:** September 26, 2018, 04:49:29 AM »

Keonna

But does she have any pics where she shows her teeth? That's always a potential red flag to me on these apps.

Huff · « **Reply #7681 on:** September 26, 2018, 10:56:05 AM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 26, 2018, 02:08:24 AM

Go ahead , click report if I hurt your feewings. You should be good at it by now

no it's cool i reported him for being a bitch

bork · « **Reply #7682 on:** September 26, 2018, 12:06:14 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 26, 2018, 01:13:32 AM

Quote from: riotous on September 26, 2018, 12:35:14 AM
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack
Perhaps, but at least we don't go running to burka because anime tiddies

Nabbis · « **Reply #7683 on:** September 26, 2018, 12:55:05 PM »

I don't mind if people post real titties in this thread though.

Kara · « **Reply #7684 on:** September 26, 2018, 01:07:23 PM »

Quote from: bork on September 26, 2018, 12:06:14 PM

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on September 26, 2018, 01:13:32 AM
Quote from: riotous on September 26, 2018, 12:35:14 AM
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack
Perhaps, but at least we don't go running to burka because anime tiddies

(Image removed from quote.)

Can we keep the baying shite posts in the shite thread please.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #7685 on:** September 26, 2018, 02:02:21 PM »

Butterflypigeonz.jpg guy “bork” butterfly “the bore” “is this in need of serious moderation?”

Atramental · « **Reply #7686 on:** September 26, 2018, 06:36:32 PM »

Quote from: Exodust on September 25, 2018, 09:50:55 PM

Quote from: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 08:54:37 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 25, 2018, 08:41:07 PM
Some dick
Okay real talk: are blank profiles more often than not looking for dick?

You have more experience than me so I want an expert’s take.

I wouldn't call myself an expert but usually yes if you're not an idiot about it. Tinder is for all intents and purposes a "hook up" app. I know tiesto earlier was talking about how weird it is that people are ashamed to say they met online, and while that's true, Tinder has the added "shame" of being known for a quick fuck. Unless specified otherwise like those looking for relationships as their lives are too busy outside of swiping on an app or the complete idiots only looking for friends on a damn dating app the intention is to bone. Most girls are not stupid, they know why people are on there and they wouldn't be if they weren't looking for the same thing.

So if a tinder girl with a blank profile says "she's just looking for friends" it's either you fucked up somewhere or she lost interest for whatever reason so it's best to move on right away.

Is a good go to opening line “Are you looking for something casual or serious?” ?

Or is that too clinical sounding?

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7687 on:** September 26, 2018, 07:48:38 PM »

Oh man. I'm surprised people still come to me for relationship advice.

"Puppy, why can't I find a man?"
"hah! You can find a man. There's literally thousands of men you could have within hours if you wanted."
"Ok, why can't I find a GOOD man."
"Oh that? First you have to become a good person."

Atramental · « **Reply #7688 on:** September 26, 2018, 07:59:35 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 26, 2018, 06:36:32 PM

Quote from: Exodust on September 25, 2018, 09:50:55 PM
Quote from: Atramental on September 25, 2018, 08:54:37 PM
Quote from: Exodust on September 25, 2018, 08:41:07 PM
Some dick
Okay real talk: are blank profiles more often than not looking for dick?

You have more experience than me so I want an expert’s take.
I wouldn't call myself an expert but usually yes if you're not an idiot about it. Tinder is for all intents and purposes a "hook up" app. I know tiesto earlier was talking about how weird it is that people are ashamed to say they met online, and while that's true, Tinder has the added "shame" of being known for a quick fuck. Unless specified otherwise like those looking for relationships as their lives are too busy outside of swiping on an app or the complete idiots only looking for friends on a damn dating app the intention is to bone. Most girls are not stupid, they know why people are on there and they wouldn't be if they weren't looking for the same thing.

So if a tinder girl with a blank profile says "she's just looking for friends" it's either you fucked up somewhere or she lost interest for whatever reason so it's best to move on right away.
Is a good go to opening line “Are you looking for something casual or serious?” ?

Or is that too clinical sounding?

Huh, it worked. Kinda.

Yadhit only has 1 photo and no bio so my trust is very low for a profile like that.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7689 on:** September 26, 2018, 08:08:39 PM »

Reply "Me too" then send her a pic of the Bloodborne cover and say "Serious enough for you?"

Pls post results.

Also, I didn't know sex toy dolls had tinder accounts now.

Atramental · « **Reply #7690 on:** September 26, 2018, 08:11:58 PM »

You can't send photos through tinder anymore. For obvious reasons.

Assimilate · « **Reply #7691 on:** September 26, 2018, 08:31:24 PM »

Most girls are not going to say 'casual' or 'nothing serious' because they'll think that will send the message "I just wanna fuck"

and unless the girl is gutter trash she won't tell you that even if that is what she wants.

Atramental · « **Reply #7692 on:** September 26, 2018, 08:37:48 PM »

Or if I were super scummy I would be like "Good, I like serious fucking."

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I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7694 on:** September 26, 2018, 09:37:31 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 26, 2018, 08:11:58 PM

You can't send photos through tinder anymore. For obvious reasons.

Send her a link

Atramental · « **Reply #7695 on:** September 26, 2018, 09:45:28 PM »

[redacted] gave me the green light. I got a date Thursday night.

Then I’ll pencil in Amanda for Friday or Saturday.

And Julia is my wild card. She could bolt like a deer once I mention meeting up.

naff · « **Reply #7696 on:** September 26, 2018, 09:56:53 PM »

u hit up Keonna tho?

Atramental · « **Reply #7697 on:** September 26, 2018, 10:01:07 PM »

Quote from: naff on September 26, 2018, 09:56:53 PM

u hit up Keonna tho?

Yes but someone as hot as her is getting bombarded by messages.

MMaRsu · « **Reply #7698 on:** September 27, 2018, 10:32:11 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7699 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:35:26 AM »

Is that from last night? Oh my god lmao

MMaRsu · « **Reply #7700 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:38:28 AM »

a classic ep for sure

team filler · « **Reply #7701 on:** September 27, 2018, 01:02:40 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #7702 on:** September 27, 2018, 03:13:33 PM »

Probably not going to message her.

I'll message her again to see how far I can get.

I dunno about this one.

nachobro · « **Reply #7703 on:** September 27, 2018, 03:29:52 PM »

she looks interesting to me, go for it my dude

wait..."my name is alistair" wat

does she got a d? if so 150% go for it

nachobro · « **Reply #7704 on:** September 27, 2018, 03:36:11 PM »

more pics of shelby!

Atramental · « **Reply #7705 on:** September 27, 2018, 03:36:20 PM »

Wooo. This bich got cake. 👏

Quote from: riotous on September 27, 2018, 03:32:38 PM

Jess probably using an app to appear in many places and advertise her Instagram.

Basically.

Atramental · « **Reply #7706 on:** September 27, 2018, 03:40:40 PM »

Quote from: nachobro on September 27, 2018, 03:36:11 PM

more pics of shelby!

Nothing too interesting. Just selfies and one photo of her wearing a black winter attire.

She looks kinda mean, tbh.

nachobro · « **Reply #7707 on:** September 27, 2018, 03:43:36 PM »

she sure does

Atramental · « **Reply #7708 on:** September 27, 2018, 03:47:44 PM »

Quote from: riotous on September 27, 2018, 03:45:52 PM

Spelled man wrong.

/Marrec

Ahkctually non-binary could mean that they aren't a man or a woman, shitlord!

Atramental · « **Reply #7709 on:** September 27, 2018, 04:02:41 PM »

Wow, Zeinab just messaged me back today. I guess one of her dates flaked or something.

team filler · « **Reply #7710 on:** September 27, 2018, 04:14:33 PM »

chad had better things to do, so now it's your turn

Atramental · « **Reply #7711 on:** September 27, 2018, 04:16:06 PM »

Getting Chad’s sloppy seconds.

Beezy · « **Reply #7712 on:** September 27, 2018, 07:33:38 PM »

Brooke

Atra, do it for me.

Atramental · « **Reply #7713 on:** September 27, 2018, 07:46:56 PM »

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team filler · « **Reply #7714 on:** September 27, 2018, 07:48:20 PM »

Raist · « **Reply #7715 on:** September 27, 2018, 07:48:49 PM »

RIP in pieces. Was nice knowing you.

Atramental · « **Reply #7716 on:** September 27, 2018, 07:48:54 PM »

I don’t have any condoms on me. Fuck.

team filler · « **Reply #7717 on:** September 27, 2018, 07:49:40 PM »

breh raw sex is better anyway

Beezy · « **Reply #7718 on:** September 27, 2018, 07:51:28 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 07:48:54 PM

I don’t have any condoms on me. Fuck.

There's nowhere nearby where you can buy some?

Valkyrie · « **Reply #7719 on:** September 27, 2018, 08:00:37 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 07:46:56 PM

OH FUUUUUCK!

https://imgur.com/a/xC1E1CE

You BETTER be out there balls deep into her already.

team filler · « **Reply #7720 on:** September 27, 2018, 08:07:04 PM »

Quote from: Valkyrie on September 27, 2018, 08:00:37 PM

Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 07:46:56 PM
OH FUUUUUCK!

https://imgur.com/a/xC1E1CE
You BETTER be out there balls deep into her already.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #7721 on:** September 27, 2018, 08:09:40 PM »

Just do oral if you both feel like sexy time. Not carrying condoms on a first date shows that chivalry isn't dead.

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team filler · « **Reply #7722 on:** September 27, 2018, 08:10:20 PM »

deep dick her bareback, don't listen to this coward

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7723 on:** September 27, 2018, 09:31:46 PM »

Welp, Atra had a good run. How much you think his liver is going for?

Assimilate · « **Reply #7724 on:** September 27, 2018, 10:27:48 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 07:48:54 PM

I don’t have any condoms on me. Fuck.

Condoms in 2018 as a white cis male

toku · « **Reply #7725 on:** September 27, 2018, 10:47:23 PM »

bukowski quote about taking changes goes here

Atramental · « **Reply #7726 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:05:37 PM »

Wow. What a night.

I’m going to sleep but I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.

Assimilate · « **Reply #7727 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:10:22 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 11:05:37 PM

Wow. What a night.

I’m going to sleep but I’ll tell you all about it tomorrow.

Cut the bullshit. Tell us if you whipped it out or not

Atramental · « **Reply #7728 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:11:33 PM »

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Assimilate · « **Reply #7729 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:12:03 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 27, 2018, 11:11:33 PM

No. Her gay best friend/roommate was chaperoning us.

Atramental · « **Reply #7730 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:13:14 PM »

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toku · « **Reply #7731 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:15:33 PM »

I'm glad you had a good time Atra, rest well. Enjoy your day tomorrow.

Kara · « **Reply #7732 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:33:08 PM »

Leper Atra.

Atramental · « **Reply #7733 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:55:05 PM »

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tiesto · « **Reply #7734 on:** September 27, 2018, 11:57:41 PM »

Next try getting your face between Brooke's thunder thighs

brawndolicious · « **Reply #7735 on:** September 28, 2018, 12:08:09 AM »

Atra, I endorse your chivalry.

Atramental · « **Reply #7736 on:** September 28, 2018, 12:21:48 AM »

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Assimilate · « **Reply #7737 on:** September 28, 2018, 01:02:27 AM »

For some reason I'm getting a feeling she could be the one

if you don't act like a total bitchboy.

toku · « **Reply #7738 on:** September 28, 2018, 01:26:28 AM »

He's good man ease up. He had a good night, he's feeling accomplished and sure. Let him carry that into sleep. Bless up.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #7739 on:** September 28, 2018, 01:33:26 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on September 28, 2018, 12:21:48 AM

I blame my religious upbringing for my chivalrous nature

Narrator: It wasn't

Quote from: Atramental on September 28, 2018, 12:21:48 AM

but it sometimes works out.

Narrator: It didn't

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