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BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8100 on:** October 19, 2018, 09:49:08 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 09:36:22 PM

I’m not telling her I saw her on tinder.

(she had a pic of herself sitting bare assed on a toilet seat. )

Pull an MM and ask if shes into watersports before you even learn her favorite color

shosta · « **Reply #8101 on:** October 19, 2018, 09:56:38 PM »

Quote from: Glen on October 19, 2018, 09:43:04 PM

She's in her place of work and has no way to get away from unsolicited advances. Don't approach women in their place of work unless there's some very clear signal.

*thinks hard about his own place of work*

Assimilate · « **Reply #8102 on:** October 19, 2018, 10:00:41 PM »

Atra, how many guy friends do you have? It's so much easier picking up girls with a wingman or even in groups of 3. You need guy friends to pick up girls. It's so much easier to do this. Fuck the online game. it's annoying that I'm lacking guy friends around here or else I'd be out all the time.

The online game will only net you a girl below or at your level, usually never above but in person out and about you can end up with a catch you would never pull online.

Atramental · « **Reply #8103 on:** October 19, 2018, 10:04:28 PM »

Quote from: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 10:00:41 PM

Atra, how many guy friends do you have? It's so much easier picking up girls with a wingman or even in groups of 3. You need guy friends to pick up girls. It's so much easier to do this. Fuck the online game.

It's annoying that I'm lacking guy friends around here or else I'd be out all the time.

2 local ones that I hangout with once or twice a month. But they’re kinda lone wolves like me. And my brother but he’s a big nerd and just hangs out with his big group of nerds (guys & gals). And I don’t really have a whole lot in common with my brother’s friend group.

So yeah. I do need more guy friends, for sure.

Assimilate · « **Reply #8104 on:** October 19, 2018, 10:08:15 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 19, 2018, 10:04:28 PM

Quote from: Assimilate on October 19, 2018, 10:00:41 PM
Atra, how many guy friends do you have? It's so much easier picking up girls with a wingman or even in groups of 3. You need guy friends to pick up girls. It's so much easier to do this. Fuck the online game.

It's annoying that I'm lacking guy friends around here or else I'd be out all the time.
2 local ones that I hangout with once or twice a month. But they’re kinda lone wolves like me. And my brother but he’s a big nerd and just hangs out with his big group of nerds (guys & gals). I don’t really have a whole lot in common with my brother’s friend group.

So yeah. I do need more guy friends, for sure.

nerds are good, they don't have to be suave you just need a dude there you can bullshit with and hope a group of girls or two pop up to talk to.

You don't want to go out with a dude that you know pulls more girls than you though . A good option is an outgoing guy with money, preferably worse looking than you lol.

Either way it's better than lone wolving it (though I've had success like this but only when I'm truly an out of towner) because at the end of the night if nothing happened at least you chilled out and had a good time with your friend.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8105 on:** October 19, 2018, 10:09:23 PM »

Fuck that, l say lean into your inner Patrick Bateman

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8106 on:** October 19, 2018, 10:19:49 PM »

Quote from: Glen on October 19, 2018, 10:16:30 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on October 19, 2018, 10:09:23 PM
Fuck that, l say lean into your inner Patrick Bateman

Says the scat fetishist.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8107 on:** October 19, 2018, 11:39:17 PM »

Fuck, come on atra, you didn't even ask her if she liked being choked during sex. No wonder you aren't getting laid

I bet you didn't even promise her you were a nice guy

brawndolicious · « **Reply #8108 on:** October 19, 2018, 11:48:32 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 19, 2018, 11:15:35 AM

So what you're saying is that people that are mentally healthy tend to have healthy relationships?

Barefoot height graphs.

Bare-assed girls on toilets.

Barely time to chase perfection man.

Atramental · « **Reply #8109 on:** October 20, 2018, 10:09:21 AM »

Okay, this is a first. I matched with a girl last night that just has “dtf” in her bio.

Now what?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #8110 on:** October 20, 2018, 10:25:56 AM »

Don’t bring anything valuable so that way when you get robbed, there’s nothing to steal

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8111 on:** October 20, 2018, 10:27:31 AM »

Just your hopes and dreams for love and acceptance

Atramental · « **Reply #8112 on:** October 20, 2018, 01:35:07 PM »

Possum girl is inviting me out again.

shosta · « **Reply #8113 on:** October 20, 2018, 01:37:24 PM »

So go, you dipshit

Atramental · « **Reply #8114 on:** October 20, 2018, 01:39:13 PM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on October 20, 2018, 01:37:24 PM

So go, you dipshit

I’m going.

This will sound cliche & beta-cuckish but I feel whole when I’m with her. Even if we’re just friends.

shosta · « **Reply #8115 on:** October 20, 2018, 01:42:49 PM »

I think what you're experiencing is that your life sucks and someone is making it better, so you're shocked by the difference in QOL when you have meaningful friendships that expand your own life positively. Been there, it does suck, but just relax and enjoy being around her, and eventually you won't feel like a starving kid in a deli.

Kara · « **Reply #8116 on:** October 20, 2018, 01:43:56 PM »

*clichéd

Atramental · « **Reply #8117 on:** October 20, 2018, 01:53:19 PM »

cliche [sic]

Atramental · « **Reply #8118 on:** October 20, 2018, 02:54:22 PM »

toku · « **Reply #8119 on:** October 20, 2018, 02:54:51 PM »

blessed up

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8120 on:** October 20, 2018, 03:02:37 PM »

Don't forget this time atra. Choke. Sex.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8121 on:** October 20, 2018, 03:08:45 PM »

This gon be you early in the morning after her unshaved vag puts you to sleep

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I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8122 on:** October 20, 2018, 03:30:23 PM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on October 20, 2018, 01:42:49 PM

I think what you're experiencing is that your life sucks and someone is making it better, so you're shocked by the difference in QOL when you have meaningful friendships that expand your own life positively. Been there, it does suck, but just relax and enjoy being around her, and eventually you won't feel like a starving kid in a deli.

Eh, let him have this. Sometimes if you want to have that firey passionate love you gotta throw yourself into it without abandon. Sure, 9 out of 10 times it'll lead to devastation, but you'll learn and more than that, if you happen to get that elusive 1/10 well...

shosta · « **Reply #8123 on:** October 20, 2018, 03:33:19 PM »

she said she wasn't interested in him like that

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8124 on:** October 20, 2018, 03:35:32 PM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on October 20, 2018, 03:33:19 PM

she said she wasn't interested in him like that

Shhhh! How are supposed to be entertained here if you keep ruining it!!

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8125 on:** October 20, 2018, 03:37:47 PM »

Derp I guess I gotta brush up on possum girl lore. Dont do this to yourself Atra if you find youre digging her more than just a friend.

Raist · « **Reply #8126 on:** October 20, 2018, 03:51:31 PM »

Quote from: I'm a Puppy! on October 20, 2018, 03:02:37 PM

Don't forget this time atra. Choke. Sex.

And then roses.

shosta · « **Reply #8127 on:** October 20, 2018, 04:26:27 PM »

My last girlfriend, who I was in a relationship with for two years, accused me of digging so far deep into the friend zone that I came out the other side into the relationship zone, so it's possible.

I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8128 on:** October 20, 2018, 04:34:55 PM »

It is well known my wife initially friendzoned me with the fury of a thousand sun's. Now we're the happiest married couple we know. It is possible to escape.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #8129 on:** October 20, 2018, 04:52:20 PM »

I fucked several girls I knew in high school who wouldn't touch me with a ten foot pole when I was a fat dork cut from the ResetEra cloth but fucked me when I lost the weight, hit the gym hard, and wasn't afraid to get laid.

People change.

Kara · « **Reply #8130 on:** October 20, 2018, 04:53:46 PM »

Jeez, just fucking go and have a good time Atra. Tune this stuff out.

Maybe an opportunity will present itself to undo your first date fuck up and maybe it won't and you'll just have a pleasant time getting girl drink drunk with someone you enjoy.

tiesto · « **Reply #8131 on:** October 20, 2018, 06:28:58 PM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on October 20, 2018, 01:42:49 PM

I think what you're experiencing is that your life sucks and someone is making it better, so you're shocked by the difference in QOL when you have meaningful friendships that expand your own life positively. Been there, it does suck, but just relax and enjoy being around her, and eventually you won't feel like a starving kid in a deli.

Isn't QOL a type of gatcha system or something? I always see that term mentioned in gatcha and games-as-a-service titles.

Kara · « **Reply #8132 on:** October 20, 2018, 06:29:40 PM »

Quote from: Glen on October 20, 2018, 06:12:48 PM

Okay, so I read through the Melizza chapters from a few weeks ago. Still don't get why she's called Possum Girl, but I may have just missed that particular post.

One of her profile pics was literally her holding an opossum.

Raist · « **Reply #8133 on:** October 20, 2018, 06:44:41 PM »

Atra, you should try to make her think you're gay.

It worked out pretty well for Kick-Ass.

Huff · « **Reply #8134 on:** October 20, 2018, 07:10:48 PM »

I recommend getting hammered with a many people as possible. You never know whose bed you wake up at 3 am when ya got to pee. Maybe it leads to watersports too

TVC15 · « **Reply #8135 on:** October 20, 2018, 07:23:35 PM »

Quote from: Kara on October 20, 2018, 06:29:40 PM

Quote from: Glen on October 20, 2018, 06:12:48 PM
Okay, so I read through the Melizza chapters from a few weeks ago. Still don't get why she's called Possum Girl, but I may have just missed that particular post.

One of her profile pics was literally her holding an opossum.

Why is she not Opossum Girl?

Atramental · « **Reply #8136 on:** October 20, 2018, 08:21:11 PM »

Quote from: Raist on October 20, 2018, 06:44:41 PM

Atra, you should try to make her think you're gay.

It worked out pretty well for Kick-Ass.

I brought up RuPaul’s drag race when the subject of drag came up. That’s got to count for something.

Atramental · « **Reply #8137 on:** October 20, 2018, 08:26:26 PM »

Quote from: Glen on October 20, 2018, 04:29:03 PM

Is this the girl who had the gay roommate who hovered around to make sure Atra didn’t get too familiar?

Possum Girl I mean.

Also why is she called that? Does she keep a possum as a pet?

Yes she has a possum but it’s more of a rescue animal than a pet. It lives on her sealed off front porch.

chronovore · « **Reply #8138 on:** October 20, 2018, 08:43:26 PM »

Quote from: Shostakovich on October 20, 2018, 04:26:27 PM

My last girlfriend, who I was in a relationship with for two years, accused me of digging so far deep into the friend zone that I came out the other side into the relationship zone, so it's possible.

The thing about the "friend zone" is that one must acknowledge the lack of sincerity, of honesty, on the part of the friendzoned petitioner. The friend zone is not restricted to males. The consistently dishonest element is the petitioner wants more than what they're asking. "Let's be friends!" when what they want is a romantic relationship, or sex.

The friend zone is occupied by false friends. Real friends want the people they care about to be happy. Friend zone occupants are selfish.

But people can change. When one finally gives up on all the ulterior motives and focuses on helping the person out of genuine care, that's being a friend — and the relationship can also change.

Quote from: Exodust on October 20, 2018, 08:29:00 PM

That can be you if you keep trying.

Kara · « **Reply #8139 on:** October 20, 2018, 09:34:35 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on October 20, 2018, 07:23:35 PM

Why is she not Opossum Girl?

Because people be lazy af.

Atramental · « **Reply #8140 on:** October 21, 2018, 02:03:09 AM »

God, I love her (as a friend).

Anyways, it was a fun and eventful day. And I'll probably be going to my first rave and trying MDMA for the first time ever next weekend.

toku · « **Reply #8141 on:** October 21, 2018, 02:03:47 AM »

sweet dreams prince

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8142 on:** October 21, 2018, 02:07:16 AM »

I love you Atra, we all do and I hope you find what you're seeking

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #8143 on:** October 21, 2018, 05:21:12 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 02:03:09 AM

God, I love her (as a friend).

Anyways, it was a fun and eventful day. And I'll probably be going to my first rave and trying MDMA for the first time ever next weekend.

Man I’m so jealous(aren’t I always) MDA stuff is so fun. You feel so comfortable

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #8144 on:** October 21, 2018, 05:36:02 AM »

Man I wish I was on drugs or drunk 24/7. It’s the only time o come close to unlocking my actual confident and just comfortable self. I mean it’s not 100% as I still don’t feel like approaching women but when I’m drunk or on something it’s the only time I realize I’m actually an aweomse person at least somewhat.

Orheerwise I live a lonely and sexless life.

Nabbis · « **Reply #8145 on:** October 21, 2018, 11:46:46 AM »

Rahx, have you considered that you have depression? It kinds sounds to me that you should go to a psychiatrist and see what he thinks about your issues. It's not nearly always the stereotypical "my mood is low and apathetic" thing but can manifest in other ways.

Atramental · « **Reply #8146 on:** October 21, 2018, 01:58:58 PM »

Oh yeah, I got to meet possum girl's mom briefly (at her mom's house) for dinner last night.

That has to be a good sign, right?

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I'm a Puppy! · « **Reply #8147 on:** October 21, 2018, 02:52:57 PM »

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Oh yeah, I got to meet possum girl's mom briefly (at her mom's house) for dinner last night.

That has to be a good sign, right?

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Of course she did. She has to show her who she loves...as a brother.

Valkyrie · « **Reply #8148 on:** October 21, 2018, 02:56:46 PM »

[banjo intensifies]

Assimilate · « **Reply #8149 on:** October 21, 2018, 04:06:46 PM »

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lets see it.

Atramental · « **Reply #8150 on:** October 21, 2018, 04:18:33 PM »

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No way, Jose.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8151 on:** October 21, 2018, 04:33:14 PM »

Better brush up on your "bored siblings" roleplaying scenarios mah dude

Kara · « **Reply #8152 on:** October 21, 2018, 06:22:57 PM »

What did you say to her when she sent you nudes, Atra?

Atramental · « **Reply #8153 on:** October 21, 2018, 07:01:29 PM »

Quote from: Kara on October 21, 2018, 06:22:57 PM

What did you say to her when she sent you nudes, Atra?

We were talking about tumblr and how it’s like a modern day scrap book (and also chocked full of porn).

Then she was saying how her tumblr profile is just full of selfies, nature pics, and also some pics of her butt.

I just played it all off super casual, chuckled, and didn’t really say anything more.

I haven’t followed her profile yet but I do know the name of it.

Atramental · « **Reply #8154 on:** October 21, 2018, 07:04:51 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #8155 on:** October 21, 2018, 07:47:21 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 07:04:51 PM

dp

Yeah. Dp her at the rave

Kara · « **Reply #8156 on:** October 21, 2018, 09:29:50 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 07:01:29 PM

Then she was saying how her tumblr profile is just full of selfies, nature pics, and also some pics of her butt.

I just played it all off super casual, chuckled, and didn’t really say anything more.

I s2g this fucking season.

Atramental · « **Reply #8157 on:** October 21, 2018, 10:11:39 PM »

Oh, it gets even better...

But I’ll fill you guys in tomorrow since I need to wake up early for work.

tiesto · « **Reply #8158 on:** October 22, 2018, 11:01:27 AM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 02:03:09 AM

God, I love her (as a friend).

Anyways, it was a fun and eventful day. And I'll probably be going to my first rave and trying MDMA for the first time ever next weekend.

Nice, any big names playing?

Atramental · « **Reply #8159 on:** October 22, 2018, 11:37:30 AM »

Oh yeah, fun facts:
-Possum Girl's ex looks like Ryan Gosling.
-Her ex has the same first name as me.
-There's still some photos of him hanging on the wall in her house.

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Quote from: Atramental on October 21, 2018, 02:03:09 AM
God, I love her (as a friend).

Anyways, it was a fun and eventful day. And I'll probably be going to my first rave and trying MDMA for the first time ever next weekend.

Nice, any big names playing?

Nah, not really.

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