/b/tard gets 6 months for stadium bombing hoax

[Crushed]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,363525,00.html

Brahm said the postings were not meant to be taken seriously and were at a Web site, www.4chan.org, that is "outrageous."

"I would never take anything posted on 4chan as fact," he said.

Oh well that's reasonab-

A federal prosecutor agreed, but argued that Brahm was thrilled when police arrived, tossing his clipboard to the ground, shouting, "Yes!" and raising his arms in celebration.

SMH

When another Web site visitor reposted the message on more mainstream sites and the news media learned of the ensuing investigation and emergency response, Welle said Brahm bragged in a posting, "This is the most epic win ever."

Welle called much of 4chan.org's content "inane," saying it ranged from running jokes to images of kittens, pornography and violence.

Brahm's lawyer, Walter A. Lesnevich, urged leniency for an "unsophisticated kid" who was immersed in the 4chan.org culture.

"There's this odd community of people who go on this Web site. He's the poster boy of what can go wrong," Lesnevich told the judge.

 

[Candyflip]

The stories posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

On a somewhat related note, I got slapped with a perma ban for something I didn't do lol. Shame, because aside from the shithole /b/ has become, some of the boards were still pretty decent, and I really hate swapping to an IP every time I want to visit a site.

[MrAngryFace]

lol

sup /b/?

[fistfulofmetal]

Shame, because aside from the shithole /b/ has become

Come on. /b/ was never good.

[MrAngryFace]

/w/ -/v/-/wg/-/tv/ is where all the cool kids are. Unfortunately the news forum was removed i think. That one was fun too.

[T234]

What a fucking moron

[Crushed]

/f/

lolicatgirls.swf

[Vizzys]

/f/

lolicatgirls.swf

my favorite category as well

http://bmtimagehost.net/show.php/15376_nazikitty.swf.html

I have no idea what the lyrics mean (could be bad) but its catchy

[archie4208]

why would you admit going to 4chan? 

[demi]

why would you admit going to 4chan? 

We already knew Crushed was a member, there is no admittance involved

[Crushed]

why would you admit going to 4chan? 

We already knew Crushed was a member, there is no admittance involved

How can somebody be a member when there's no membership? 

[demi]

why would you admit going to 4chan? 

We already knew Crushed was a member, there is no admittance involved

How can somebody be a member when there's no membership? 

I wouldn't know, I don't go to 4chan

owned

[MrAngryFace]

Where else would I get my awesome wallpapers and memes?

[Crushed]

why would you admit going to 4chan? 

We already knew Crushed was a member, there is no admittance involved

How can somebody be a member when there's no membership? 

I wouldn't know, I don't go to 4chan

owned

I only go to /f/ for funny loops, animations, and games. 

[demi]

Where else would I get my awesome wallpapers and memes?

GAF? ha ha ha i'll be here all night

[Crushed]

Where else would I get my awesome wallpapers and memes?

GAF? ha ha ha i'll be here all night

Of course you will, you have nothing else to do than post on the internet.

[demi]

That is true. But at least I get paid doing it.

[fistfulofmetal]

I go there for the porn, personally.


Though I haven't jo'd in a week so I don't know why I've been going there lately.

Something to ponder.

[Joe Molotov]

A federal prosecutor agreed, but argued that Brahm was thrilled when police arrived, tossing his clipboard to the ground, shouting, "Yes!" and raising his arms in celebration.

There needs to be an .jpg of that, so I could spam it all over the internet.

[The Fake Shemp]

That made me immediately think of Boris from GoldenEye.

[Crushed]

That made me immediately think of Boris from GoldenEye.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Welle called much of 4chan.org's content "inane," saying it ranged from running jokes to images of kittens, pornography and violence.

I like how "kittens" are grouped with pornography and violence on the other end of the scale.

also I kinda like 420chan, more proof that DRUGS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER

[Hollywood]

"I'm anon, I can do whatever I want!"

Notice, this guy wasn't just posting random shit. He was trying to be an attention whore and got burned:

Brahm intended "to create a stir," reposting the same message over 40 times during a four-week period in fall 2006, contended Assistant U.S. Attorney L. Judson Welle.

Brahm must repay $18,000 to the Cleveland Browns and $8,750 to the New Jersey Sports & Exposition Authority, which operates Giants Stadium

must serve six months in federal prison

Now, thats the most "epic win" ever.  

[xnikki118x]

I like how "kittens" are grouped with pornography and violence on the other end of the scale.

I noticed that, too.

[Jabberwocky]

/f/

lolicatgirls.swf

Haha, I thought I was the only /f/tard around here.

I can't stand the rest of 4chan... /f/ usually has some flashes with catchy songs and fun games, though.

Kid in the article's obviously a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. We are anonymous, huh? 

[Reb]

I visit /co/ :s

[bagofeyes]

I just likes me some /s/ and /hc/ 

[Don Flamenco]

kittens, pornography and violence.