Author Topic: THE FOOTBALL/SOCCER THREAD (Read 177494 times)

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1080 on:** November 01, 2014, 02:55:54 AM »

Oh

I think we should get a notification counter how many times a leper visits a thread.

Quote from: Sausage on October 31, 2014, 05:47:49 PM

I'm waiting for a team to come up with *American city name* Saint Germain

Olympique New Orleans wouldnt be bad

Fifstar · « **Reply #1081 on:** November 01, 2014, 10:01:02 AM »

Bayern vs Dortmund tonight in the Bundesliga. Dortmund are shit in the league lately but I think they have a decent chance for a draw as Bayern is the only team that will play actively against them.

Himu · « **Reply #1082 on:** November 01, 2014, 10:43:36 AM »

THE LIVERPOOL TRAIN CONTINUES

Sausage · « **Reply #1083 on:** November 01, 2014, 11:40:57 AM »

I think that one was worst then West Ham. Couldn't do shit in the final third. Does Sturridge even fix the shitty midfield play? I doubt it.

Fifstar · « **Reply #1084 on:** November 01, 2014, 02:09:50 PM »

Dortmund up 1:0 against Dortmund... great game, tune in!

Fifstar · « **Reply #1085 on:** November 01, 2014, 02:13:22 PM »

against Bayern.. only two beers and I'm already drunk? lol

Fifstar · « **Reply #1086 on:** November 01, 2014, 02:22:12 PM »

Nah, Bayern has been doin this for decades. They weaken every national opponent by buying their best players, even if they don't actually need them. Götze and Lewandowksi are prime examples of this. Pretty sure Reus is going to follow, although he actually makes sense because Bayern needs fresh blood on Ribery's position.

Fifstar · « **Reply #1087 on:** November 01, 2014, 03:16:26 PM »

Courage · « **Reply #1088 on:** November 02, 2014, 10:36:38 AM »

Expected score. Fellaini should have that scored that header, fucking cunt. We did better than I thought we would though, especially with 10 players.

With Roma and Man U losing, I'm just glad my Greek team managed to win with two goals in stoppage time

Kara · « **Reply #1089 on:** November 02, 2014, 11:08:49 AM »

No matter how bad things get the Rags are always there for a pity fucking.

Even Shithletic managed to pop off a win.

Courage · « **Reply #1090 on:** November 02, 2014, 11:11:06 AM »

Quote from: Esch on November 02, 2014, 10:45:34 AM

But at the same time City felt weird. Almost skittish or something, like they couldn't penetrate far enough or something (pause).

Small club syndrome.

And yeah, Shaw had a great game. He's been finding his footing these past few games. I still think he has potential to grow into something worthwhile.

Courage · « **Reply #1091 on:** November 02, 2014, 11:16:36 AM »

I guess that's one way to add weight to our defense

EDIT: Spurs are getting wrecked.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1092 on:** November 02, 2014, 08:13:34 PM »

Let's go Sounders!

headwalk · « **Reply #1093 on:** November 02, 2014, 08:24:18 PM »

i genuinely think i'm going to blow out my schadenfreude gland this season. hope southampton can nick a top four spot. there's still a big question over how they're going to handle the big games, but total capitulation to top four sides never stopped arsenal from sneaking a champion's league spot.

Sausage · « **Reply #1094 on:** November 03, 2014, 09:43:29 PM »

Quote from: Esch on November 03, 2014, 09:11:21 AM

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dkdk · « **Reply #1095 on:** November 03, 2014, 11:29:09 PM »

Quote from: Esch on November 01, 2014, 02:35:18 PM

i bag on Hames a lot because I don't think he's a good signing for madrid, but some of these volleys and angles he hits are pure ridiculousness.

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Hamez been doing his thing out there. Carlo got him fit in well.

Sausage · « **Reply #1096 on:** November 04, 2014, 02:39:27 PM »

This fucking line up. I'm skipping school for this

Sausage · « **Reply #1097 on:** November 04, 2014, 03:03:07 PM »

I just wanna see Markovic do something positive.

Sausage · « **Reply #1098 on:** November 04, 2014, 04:37:51 PM »

Arse

Fifstar · « **Reply #1099 on:** November 04, 2014, 06:23:47 PM »

Dortmund already qualified

Other Bundesliga teams look good too.

dkdk · « **Reply #1100 on:** November 04, 2014, 08:48:15 PM »

Rodgers put on a masterclass in bitchassness today

I hope Chelsea runs 5 by them this weekend

Sausage · « **Reply #1101 on:** November 04, 2014, 09:06:50 PM »

Kolo da god

http://gfycat.com/SlimFaroffDungenesscrab

Courage · « **Reply #1102 on:** November 05, 2014, 12:51:06 PM »

I love how Esch got that Liverpool karma after taking a shit on them before the match

At least it wasn't the final match of the season on the brink of a league title

Courage · « **Reply #1103 on:** November 05, 2014, 01:00:29 PM »

I don't think we're gonna get dismantled again. If anything, Garcia is gonna focus on a deeper defensive mentality than anything to prevent that. Just discard Mbiwa the wasteman and have De Rossi play as a defender with the Greek lads. We're gonna lose, but it'll be a 2 goal difference at most.

Sausage · « **Reply #1104 on:** November 05, 2014, 02:49:21 PM »

AHAHAHAH CITTEH

Courage · « **Reply #1105 on:** November 05, 2014, 03:33:07 PM »

Quote from: Esch on November 05, 2014, 03:24:26 PM

I take back what I said, Courage.

Roma is going to advance

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1106 on:** November 05, 2014, 04:24:59 PM »

Ajax was real decent against Barca till the red card in the 71st minute, put some real pressure on barca and had good chances. Shame De Boer let that shit Sightorson play again, within one minute of Milik coming on for him Milik hit the post.

Good performance

City muahahahhaha

Fifstar · « **Reply #1107 on:** November 05, 2014, 04:31:21 PM »

Neuer

Sausage · « **Reply #1108 on:** November 05, 2014, 04:56:46 PM »

Damn Bilbao is shitting the bed in Europe and the league.

Courage · « **Reply #1109 on:** November 05, 2014, 04:57:47 PM »

2-0 only

1-2 at Manchester

dkdk · « **Reply #1110 on:** November 05, 2014, 06:59:39 PM »

i kind of like that Orlando jersey. i wish the MLS would go ahead and give Charlotte a team.

Quote from: Esch on November 05, 2014, 03:49:36 PM

This highlighter colored barca away kit is fucking awful one of the richest clubs in the world and you go with looking like a human "cuidado, piso mojado" sign?

City going with a 4-5-1 when they need to score goals?

all of those nike hi-vis jerseys look like someone shat glow stick juice on fabric. now their normal away jersey?

would've copped that yesterday but i had to get that Y-3 Real Madrid CL Kit first cause it's limited quantity

Himu · « **Reply #1111 on:** November 06, 2014, 12:51:07 AM »

That orlando city kit is probably the best one i've ever seen. Purple is my favorite color and it's beautiful.

Himu · « **Reply #1112 on:** November 06, 2014, 12:55:35 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #1113 on:** November 06, 2014, 01:08:25 AM »

not even five seconds in and i was bursting out laughing

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1114 on:** November 06, 2014, 06:06:24 PM »

Legia still won though

dkdk · « **Reply #1115 on:** November 06, 2014, 08:11:39 PM »

man kaka was so raw. i'll never forget how fucking stupid he made our defense look in 07 at Old Trafford.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1116 on:** November 07, 2014, 01:14:13 AM »

Wish you guys put as much thought in you fantasy pl teams as in your quality posts <3

Ive been slacking and not watching enough football so my results have been bad for two weeks now.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1117 on:** November 07, 2014, 07:52:15 AM »

Season isnt even halfway done, use a joker or something.

Few right picks and youll be gaining 30/50 points over the average per week.

Fifstar · « **Reply #1118 on:** November 07, 2014, 09:11:06 AM »

Sausage · « **Reply #1119 on:** November 08, 2014, 11:09:52 AM »

Liverpool and Chelsea was pretty fun. Pool really deserved a draw on that penalty there.

Courage · « **Reply #1120 on:** November 08, 2014, 11:56:50 AM »

Holy shit, we played so terribly. Embarrassing match, even though we got the 3 pts.

Quote from: Esch on November 07, 2014, 10:18:37 AM

Also, anyone gonna buy Football Manager?

Definitely not. That game is a slippery slope. I end up playing it till I pass out drooling on my keyboard.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1121 on:** November 08, 2014, 04:05:32 PM »

Thats noy even a surprise anymore

Fifstar · « **Reply #1122 on:** November 09, 2014, 06:32:38 AM »

https://amp.twimg.com/v/d9ccbe85-d977-4a21-84f3-f21f86e6eed6

headwalk · « **Reply #1123 on:** November 09, 2014, 06:50:49 AM »

Quote from: Esch on November 08, 2014, 03:45:57 PM

City tied with QPR?

you're watching too much la liga mate. the gap in the prem between the top and the bottom isn't so severe that you should be surprised that an away day can bridge the gap between relegation scrappers hitting a run of form and title challengers in a bad patch. QPR played some of the best football of the weekend.

charlie austin is looking lethally clinical in all the ways an englishman shouldn't be.

here's to swansea sneaking a one nil over the arse so we get to sit in a CL spot for another fortnight.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1124 on:** November 09, 2014, 10:44:29 AM »

Fuck these lasts few weeks in my fantasy league.

Fifstar · « **Reply #1125 on:** November 09, 2014, 04:40:18 PM »

First victory for Dortmund since 6 games thanks to this goal

dkdk · « **Reply #1126 on:** November 10, 2014, 02:47:10 PM »

I'm surprised PES still exists. I figured FIFA would've put them out of the game by now.

Courage · « **Reply #1127 on:** November 13, 2014, 01:02:22 PM »

That kit is alright. Too much like City's.

I decided to start following them and finally get into MLS.

EDIT: Support a team that's owned by your other favorite team's rivals brehs #dualities

Courage · « **Reply #1128 on:** November 13, 2014, 01:14:36 PM »

Haven't been watching any of those matches but I saw this highlight the other day on /r/soccer and was impressed.

Dat coordination.

Himu · « **Reply #1129 on:** November 13, 2014, 01:28:12 PM »

Watch euro 16 mascot be a cravat wearing monkey

Himu · « **Reply #1130 on:** November 13, 2014, 01:30:59 PM »

Quote from: Esch on November 10, 2014, 02:38:40 PM

Hey so PES is coming out soon, anyone happen to give a shit?

PES sux but I hear it's slowly catching up to Fifa this year I dunno

Himu · « **Reply #1131 on:** November 13, 2014, 01:32:20 PM »

Quote from: Esch on November 13, 2014, 01:30:53 PM

Quote from: Queen of Ice on November 13, 2014, 01:28:12 PM
Watch euro 16 mascot be a cravat wearing monkey

Bae, what?

They hyping up uefa euro 2016 mascot and shit and you just know it's going to be a cravat wearing monkey with soccer ball bananas

Himu · « **Reply #1132 on:** November 13, 2014, 04:35:44 PM »

Van Persie World Cup goal. No contest.

Himu · « **Reply #1133 on:** November 13, 2014, 04:47:44 PM »

well they're all beautiful picks

Himu · « **Reply #1134 on:** November 13, 2014, 10:27:44 PM »

FAST.

And that NYCFC kit is just shameless. Even more reason to hate them.

Sausage · « **Reply #1135 on:** November 14, 2014, 12:25:45 AM »

Still not more shameless than Real Salt Lake

Sausage · « **Reply #1136 on:** November 14, 2014, 01:14:58 AM »

All those Real names were granted by the Spanish Monarchy, and the Owner himself even admitted that he picked the name because he wanted to piggy back off the Real Madrid brand. That partnership didn't even come into affect until well after the franchise was founded. At least NYCFC is legitimate spawn of Man City which makes copying it's kit make sense.

Sausage · « **Reply #1137 on:** November 14, 2014, 03:40:57 AM »

They should have went ahead and named LAFC to LA Saint Germain to get in on that sweet arab-euro money

headwalk · « **Reply #1138 on:** November 14, 2014, 04:09:06 AM »

i usually suffer the MLS talk in silence, but i might have to draw a line at an argument between the legitimacy a man city franchise pop up club and a club named real based in a mormon english speaking republic.

Himu · « **Reply #1139 on:** November 14, 2014, 10:18:48 AM »

Quote from: Sausage on November 14, 2014, 01:14:58 AM

All those Real names were granted by the Spanish Monarchy, and the Owner himself even admitted that he picked the name because he wanted to piggy back off the Real Madrid brand. That partnership didn't even come into affect until well after the franchise was founded. At least NYCFC is legitimate spawn of Man City which makes copying it's kit make sense.

Dude. It's owned by Man City and its kit are LITERALLY man city's but rearranged. They are even sponsored by ETIHAD.

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