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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: CajoleJuice on June 28, 2007, 12:40:43 PM

Title: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 28, 2007, 12:40:43 PM
...that they stop coming to class because of me.

I rock.  :elephant
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 28, 2007, 12:41:48 PM
i :heartbeat u, cajole
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 28, 2007, 12:41:53 PM
Did you ask them if they liked Huey again?
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 28, 2007, 12:43:19 PM
Damn B, that's pretty hardcore.  I am usually pretty good with chicks but will end up totally weirding them out after a few drinks.  I am special that way!
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 28, 2007, 12:45:36 PM
Also, I'm fairly certain talking to me on the phone is what spurred cloud to move to Switzerland.   :spin
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 28, 2007, 01:37:12 PM
Also, I'm fairly certain talking to me on the phone is what spurred cloud to move to Switzerland.   :spin
:lol
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: hyp on June 28, 2007, 01:46:40 PM
what kind of deodorant do you use?

Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 28, 2007, 02:10:18 PM
what kind of deodorant do you use?



I'm a Mitchum Man.
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: futami on June 28, 2007, 02:15:10 PM
what kind of deodorant do you use?



I'm a Mitchum Man.

use axe spray.

seriously, it's just as effective as the commercials suggest.

i go through one bottle per day.

it's that good.
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: Boogie on June 28, 2007, 02:18:13 PM
what kind of deodorant do you use?



I'm a Mitchum Man.

use axe spray.

seriously, it's just as effective as the commercials suggest.

i go through one bottle per day.

it's that good.

:lol
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 28, 2007, 02:33:17 PM
what kind of deodorant do you use?



I'm a Mitchum Man.

use axe spray.

seriously, it's just as effective as the commercials suggest.

i go through one bottle per day.

it's that good.

 :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol  O jesus christ. 
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: bud on June 28, 2007, 02:36:27 PM
...that they stop coming to class because of me.

I rock.  :elephant

are you serious? how can one be such a loser amongst girls :-\
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 28, 2007, 02:38:32 PM
what kind of deodorant do you use?



I'm a Mitchum Man.

use axe spray.

seriously, it's just as effective as the commercials suggest.

i go through one bottle per day.

it's that good.

 :kylielaff
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: Flannel Boy on June 28, 2007, 03:47:23 PM
what kind of deodorant do you use?



I'm a Mitchum Man.

use axe spray.

seriously, it's just as effective as the commercials suggest.

i go through one bottle per day.

it's that good.
:rofl :supergay
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: Mupepe on June 28, 2007, 03:55:37 PM
:rofl

I'm sure there's a legitimate reasons he didn't go to class dude.  like you said, you're make her laugh.  it's not you, boo.

and btw, i like talking to you on the phone.  even though you've only called me once  :'(
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: Tauntaun on June 28, 2007, 04:04:50 PM
:rofl

I'm sure there's a legitimate reasons he didn't go to class dude.  like you said, you're make her laugh.  it's not you, boo.

and btw, i like talking to you on the phone.  even though you've only called me once  :'(

 :lol that one made my brain hurt
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 28, 2007, 04:21:57 PM
:rofl

I'm sure there's a legitimate reasons he didn't go to class dude.  like you said, you're make her laugh.  it's not you, boo.

and btw, i like talking to you on the phone.  even though you've only called me once  :'(

 >:( :shh

And you can always call me, buddy.  :-[
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: Tauntaun on June 28, 2007, 04:28:52 PM
:rofl

I'm sure there's a legitimate reasons he didn't go to class dude.  like you said, you're make her laugh.  it's not you, boo.

and btw, i like talking to you on the phone.  even though you've only called me once  :'(

 >:( :shh

And you can always call me, buddy.  :-[

:hyper send me those transcripts!   :-*
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Post by: Mupepe on June 28, 2007, 04:33:06 PM
imma call you tonight then :heartbeat
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 28, 2007, 04:34:16 PM
omg  :hump
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 29, 2007, 12:33:28 PM
She didn't show up again.



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Post by: Tauntaun on June 29, 2007, 12:54:32 PM
She didn't show up again.



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Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 29, 2007, 01:07:16 PM
She didn't show up again.



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Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: demi on June 29, 2007, 01:09:46 PM
uh, just go gay. what positive things could a woman do for you? she will only depress you with her constant need for attention, and pry you away from the joys in life, such as videogames and tittie bars. what else do you need besides videogames and tittie bars?
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 29, 2007, 01:42:12 PM
uh, just go gay. what positive things could a woman do for you? she will only depress you with her constant need for attention, and pry you away from the joys in life, such as videogames and tittie bars. what else do you need besides videogames and tittie bars?

 :'(
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: demi on June 29, 2007, 01:44:23 PM
if you get a woman, and she decides to just leave you down the road - you are back at square one, and more depressed than before. do you really want that? in the gay circle, you are constantly meeting new people and leaving them behind, it is like clockwork and natural. NOBODY expects a serious meaningful relationship when you are gay, so you just shrug your shoulders and move on, and make a post on your LiveJournal as well. meanwhile, you are back moaning on message forums on how you can't find a woman, and now that the one that did like you went away, you won't find anyone "like her" and will have this veil over your eyes that will hinder your progress that much more.
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 29, 2007, 03:09:27 PM
I don't quite get that last sentence. Are you implying a girl actually liked me?  ???


Although, I do have to admit your logic is flawless. :lol

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Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: demi on June 29, 2007, 03:26:23 PM
No
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 29, 2007, 03:28:32 PM
You fucking asshole.


Wait, what question was that "no" to?
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: demi on June 29, 2007, 03:33:37 PM
Everything
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 29, 2007, 03:34:26 PM
I knew it


 :gloomy
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Post by: Mupepe on June 29, 2007, 03:47:35 PM
i'll be gay with you
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: BlueTsunami on June 29, 2007, 03:52:13 PM
Demi is a one man dude
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: demi on June 29, 2007, 04:05:49 PM
I'm taken already

:meeble
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: CajoleJuice on June 29, 2007, 05:05:33 PM
i'll be gay with you

well what am i supposed to do til then?  :(
Title: Re: I am so adept at scaring away chicks...
Post by: Mupepe on June 29, 2007, 05:44:32 PM
i'll be gay with you

well what am i supposed to do til then?  :(
phone sex  :-*

you going to be free tonight for a phone call?  i want to watch a movie together :heart