THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on September 17, 2006, 07:15:13 PM
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So I was reading GAF, and they mentioned that there's a porn version of Youtube out there. I looked it up, and it's pretty...ok. Way too much gay stuff on there, even after you filter it out. Anyway I found a good clip, and had to wank. But then I recognized it was rather...bright in the room. I look around behind me and SHIT the blind is off the window; we're in the process of changing them, and I haven't done it yet. I turned the video off quick, and put the old blinds back up :lol
Outside of my window I can see the side window on the next house. Luckily their mind was like 2/3 down...
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Why did you stop? I was almost there...
:-[
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Umm, wtf.
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So I'm guessing this is named porntube...
yep. pornotube.
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So did you finish off after you closed the blinds? I bet you did.
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Whats the link for the porn version of youtube?
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pornotube
xtube
take your pick -- xtube makes you register
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Way too much gay stuff here :lol
Got nothing against gay people, but dammit. Plus all it is is white porn. No black stuff, no interracial stuff, barely any latina stuff. Ugh
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Jesus Christ there is a lot of gay shit.
Mostly guys too :o
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:-*
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Jesus Christ there is a lot of gay shit.
Mostly guys too :o
:shh
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Jesus Christ there is a lot of gay shit.
Mostly guys too :o
:heart
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Post the vid in question :hyper
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Fortunately, you're still the Sam Fisher of masterbation. Never been caught.
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Fortunately, you're still the Sam Fisher of masterbation. Never been caught.
:lol
that was random.
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I've never been caught!! I am invincible!
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I've never been caught!! I am invincible!
:rofl not true!
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I've never been caught!! I am invincible!
:rofl not true!
Well hey you don't count.. I mean come on you're my wife.
It doesn't count when the person that catches you is the one you're thinking of. Just fulfills the fantasy.. and where's the guilt in that?
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Fortunately, you're still the Sam Fisher of masterbation. Never been caught.
Why thank you :lol
Has anyone ever been caught? I've been almost caught two times, not counting this recent one.
Once I was looking at some japanese porn, and my brother walked around the corner. I was able to turn it off right in time, but I wasn't able to minimize Windows Media. So he saw the first frame of the video, which was of some asian chick smiling. I told him it was the trailer to the new Godzilla movie, and he went upstairs :lol
Second time I was looking (in disgust) at this Howard Stern video of Beetlejuice going doggystyle on this old black hooker. My brother came out of nowhere and was like "what are you doing?" I thought I was busted, but apparently he didn't see it, and just wanted to know if I could get off the computer
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hahahaha
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Someone thinks they caught me, but they really didn't. Which is probably more frustrating than actually being caught.
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I got badly hurt one time. My mom walked in the room and I turned in bed before she got in.. but.... I turned too much.. and jammed into the bed. Oh my god it was the most awful feeling.... good thing she only spoke for a few seconds and walked back out. I almost cried it was terrible.
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I got caught by one of my old roommates. I kind of gave him "Yeah, I'm doing it" look and shrugged.
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Kirsten Dunst is hot.
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Okay, your edits are just false now!
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'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special whats behind your back
So turn around and ill pick up the slack.
Take em' to the bridge
Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way
Take em' to the chorus
Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
Cause your burning up I gotta get it fast
Take em' to the bridge
Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way
Take em' to the chorus
Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
If that's your girl you better watch your back
Cause she'll burn it up for me and that's a fact
Take em' to the chorus
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Kirsten Dunst is hot.
I heard she's sort of nude in a movie. I haven't looked it up, since her body isn't that amazing. I love her face. Small boobs, little ass, but oh so amazing face. And she almost made me cry at the end of Spiderman 2.
"Go get em Tiger"
Almost got me. I'll never forget being in the theater and hearing all the comic geeks (including myself) start cheering after that line. An amazing moment to end an amazing movie.
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You love her FACE?!? You have to be kidding me. She's a moon-faced snaggletooth.
(http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/13/kirsten_dunst_another_magazine_05-thumb.jpg)
Kirsten Dunst is fucking gross. Seriously guys.
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Is it being caught if you lock the door?
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I have the worst getting caught story, seriously. This is nothing in comparison.
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Never been caught, and even if I were to be, who cares? Wanking is a natural act.
:shh THAT'S WHY I DO IT SIX TIMES A DAY, LOLZ AMIRITE?! :shh
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im wanking right now baby
:-*
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fap fap fap :-*
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:-* oh gosh :-*