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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Phoenix Dark on September 17, 2006, 07:15:13 PM

Title: Oh fuck, almost caught wanking
Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 17, 2006, 07:15:13 PM
So I was reading GAF, and they mentioned that there's a porn version of Youtube out there. I looked it up, and it's pretty...ok. Way too much gay stuff on there, even after you filter it out. Anyway I found a good clip, and had to wank. But then I recognized it was rather...bright in the room. I look around behind me and SHIT the blind is off the window; we're in the process of changing them, and I haven't done it yet. I turned the video off quick, and put the old blinds back up :lol

Outside of my window I can see the side window on the next house. Luckily their mind was like 2/3 down...
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Post by: BlueTsunami on September 17, 2006, 07:17:24 PM
Why did you stop? I was almost there...

 :-[
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Post by: MrAngryFace on September 17, 2006, 07:53:42 PM
Umm, wtf.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on September 17, 2006, 08:00:15 PM
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Post by: CajoleJuice on September 17, 2006, 08:02:41 PM
So I'm guessing this is named porntube...

yep. pornotube.
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Post by: Hollywood on September 17, 2006, 08:07:44 PM
So did you finish off after you closed the blinds? I bet you did.
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Post by: whiteACID on September 17, 2006, 08:23:13 PM
Whats the link for the porn version of youtube?
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Post by: demi on September 17, 2006, 08:34:25 PM
pornotube

xtube


take your pick -- xtube makes you register
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 17, 2006, 08:43:27 PM
Way too much gay stuff here :lol

Got nothing against gay people, but dammit. Plus all it is is white porn. No black stuff, no interracial stuff, barely any latina stuff. Ugh
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Post by: whiteACID on September 17, 2006, 08:48:29 PM
Jesus Christ there is a lot of gay shit.

Mostly guys too  :o
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Post by: Van Cruncheon on September 17, 2006, 08:54:28 PM
 :-*
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Post by: BlueTsunami on September 17, 2006, 09:18:05 PM
Jesus Christ there is a lot of gay shit.

Mostly guys too  :o

 :shh
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Post by: Bacon on September 17, 2006, 09:53:14 PM
Jesus Christ there is a lot of gay shit.

Mostly guys too  :o

 :heart
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Post by: dunce cap on September 17, 2006, 10:21:16 PM
Post the vid in question  :hyper
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Post by: Mondain on September 18, 2006, 08:20:46 PM
Fortunately, you're still the Sam Fisher of masterbation. Never been caught.
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Post by: brawndolicious on September 18, 2006, 08:29:19 PM
Fortunately, you're still the Sam Fisher of masterbation. Never been caught.
:lol
that was random.
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Post by: Prost on September 18, 2006, 11:12:11 PM
I've never been caught!! I am invincible!
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Post by: Catz on September 18, 2006, 11:13:50 PM
I've never been caught!! I am invincible!


:rofl not true!
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Post by: Prost on September 18, 2006, 11:14:28 PM
I've never been caught!! I am invincible!


:rofl not true!

Well hey you don't count.. I mean come on you're my wife.

It doesn't count when the person that catches you is the one you're thinking of.  Just fulfills the fantasy.. and where's the guilt in that?
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 18, 2006, 11:14:44 PM
Fortunately, you're still the Sam Fisher of masterbation. Never been caught.

Why thank you :lol

Has anyone ever been caught? I've been almost caught two times, not counting this recent one.

Once I was looking at some japanese porn, and my brother walked around the corner. I was able to turn it off right in time, but I wasn't able to minimize Windows Media. So he saw the first frame of the video, which was of some asian chick smiling. I told him it was the trailer to the new Godzilla movie, and he went upstairs :lol

Second time I was looking (in disgust) at this Howard Stern video of Beetlejuice going doggystyle on this old black hooker. My brother came out of nowhere and was like "what are you doing?" I thought I was busted, but apparently he didn't see it, and just wanted to know if I could get off the computer
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Post by: Catz on September 18, 2006, 11:15:04 PM
hahahaha
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Post by: Bacon on September 18, 2006, 11:19:58 PM
Someone thinks they caught me, but they really didn't. Which is probably more frustrating than actually being caught.
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Post by: Prost on September 18, 2006, 11:20:50 PM
I got badly hurt one time.  My mom walked in the room and I turned in bed before she got in.. but....   I turned too much.. and jammed into the bed.  Oh my god it was the most awful feeling....  good thing she only spoke for a few seconds and walked back out.  I almost cried it was terrible.
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 18, 2006, 11:35:36 PM
I got caught by one of my old roommates.  I kind of gave him "Yeah, I'm doing it" look and shrugged.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on September 18, 2006, 11:40:50 PM
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 18, 2006, 11:41:18 PM
Kirsten Dunst is hot.
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Post by: Flannel Boy on September 18, 2006, 11:42:15 PM
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Post by: The Fake Shemp on September 18, 2006, 11:42:39 PM
Okay, your edits are just false now!
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Post by: Flannel Boy on September 18, 2006, 11:43:26 PM
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Post by: rocketman on September 18, 2006, 11:44:58 PM
'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special whats behind your back
So turn around and ill pick up the slack.
Take em' to the bridge

Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

Take em' to the chorus

Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

Get your sexy on

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
Come let me make up for the things you lack
Cause your burning up I gotta get it fast
Take em' to the bridge

Dirty babe
You see these shackles
Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way

Take em' to the chorus

Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it

I'm bringing sexy back
Them other boys don't know how to act
If that's your girl you better watch your back
Cause she'll burn it up for me and that's a fact

Take em' to the chorus
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Post by: Phoenix Dark on September 19, 2006, 12:10:31 AM
Kirsten Dunst is hot.

I heard she's sort of nude in a movie. I haven't looked it up, since her body isn't that amazing. I love her face. Small boobs, little ass, but oh so amazing face. And she almost made me cry at the end of Spiderman 2.

"Go get em Tiger"

Almost got me. I'll never forget being in the theater and hearing all the comic geeks (including myself) start cheering after that line. An amazing moment to end an amazing movie.
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Post by: Polari on September 19, 2006, 02:17:37 AM
You love her FACE?!? You have to be kidding me. She's a moon-faced snaggletooth.

(http://thesuperficial.com/2006/09/13/kirsten_dunst_another_magazine_05-thumb.jpg)

Kirsten Dunst is fucking gross. Seriously guys.
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Post by: brawndolicious on September 19, 2006, 02:27:51 AM
Is it being caught if you lock the door?
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Post by: Polari on September 19, 2006, 02:45:09 AM
I have the worst getting caught story, seriously. This is nothing in comparison.
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 19, 2006, 07:02:38 AM
Never been caught, and even if I were to be, who cares? Wanking is a natural act.


:shh THAT'S WHY I DO IT SIX TIMES A DAY, LOLZ AMIRITE?!  :shh
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Post by: Vania on September 19, 2006, 07:05:06 AM
im wanking right now baby

 :-*
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Post by: The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment on September 19, 2006, 07:08:03 AM
fap fap fap  :-*
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Post by: BlueTsunami on September 19, 2006, 01:38:53 PM
:-* oh gosh :-*