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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: futami on June 29, 2007, 03:35:12 PM

Title: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: futami on June 29, 2007, 03:35:12 PM
i drank way too much beer last night.

i mean, way too much.

23, to be precise.

shit.
Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: ToxicAdam on June 29, 2007, 03:51:24 PM
Are you pooping a lot?



Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: Mupepe on June 29, 2007, 03:51:50 PM
i had JD last night :heart
Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: futami on June 29, 2007, 03:54:56 PM
Are you pooping a lot?





yes.

drank 23 ipas.

delicious, and i had a good time, but fuck if don't feel like crap.

Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: futami on June 29, 2007, 03:55:28 PM
i had JD last night :heart

i stay away from hard liquor.

it turns me into a violent, misogynistic asshole.
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Post by: Sido on June 29, 2007, 04:10:48 PM
23 beers and youre dying? .. pussy  :P
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Post by: Howard Alan Treesong on June 29, 2007, 04:15:14 PM
what kind of individual drinks beer?

an individual of low class, that's who

you would never find me drinking anything less expensive than $20 a glass

that's how i bring in the ladies

they respect a man of high breeding

beer? no
Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: Ecrofirt on June 29, 2007, 04:38:50 PM
what kind of individual drinks beer?

an individual of low class, that's who

you would never find me drinking anything less expensive than $20 a glass

that's how i bring in the ladies

they respect a man of high breeding

beer? no
Quality post.
Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 29, 2007, 05:21:37 PM
indeed, patel.

a $70 glass of tuscan syrah says something about how you appreciate life, and your how you establish your personal priorities.

a $5 microbrew draught might be amusing as a hilariously blue collar exercise when out with the boys.

but to attract the sort of women i like -- sophisticated and athletic, the sort unattainable by the average message board slug -- it is imperative that one develop a taste for a higher class of alcoholic beverage.

of course, most of you simply squander your budgets on $60 videogames that you play alone and unviewed by women. you're missing out on a lot.
Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: tiesto on June 29, 2007, 05:48:51 PM
Dude, I only drink Cristall
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Post by: Saint Cornelius on June 29, 2007, 06:01:00 PM
Is "ipa" code for "semen"? You're not fooling anyone, fufu.
Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: $till LegendaryU2K on June 29, 2007, 07:00:52 PM
 Some advice, stop drinking alcohol and turn to something more positive.

The choices that we make in life, can lead to destruction, remember this - U.2.K. aka u2kforever
Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: Robo on June 29, 2007, 07:08:02 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl

I love this guy.
Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: futami on June 29, 2007, 07:46:29 PM
Some advice, stop drinking alcohol and turn to something more positive.

The choices that we make in life, can lead to destruction, remember this - U.2.K. aka u2kforever

i dunno.

i don't really drink alchohol like that.

it's not as if i'm drinking jack everyday.

i'm a weekend warrior, i'll admit, but it's limited to beer.

Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: $till LegendaryU2K on June 29, 2007, 07:49:36 PM

i dunno.

i don't really drink alchohol like that.

it's not as if i'm drinking jack everyday.

i'm a weekend warrior, i'll admit, but it's limited to beer.

Oh. Just be careful alright. :)
Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: Madrun Badrun on June 29, 2007, 08:48:08 PM
indeed, patel.

a $70 glass of tuscan syrah says something about how you appreciate life, and your how you establish your personal priorities.

a $5 microbrew draught might be amusing as a hilariously blue collar exercise when out with the boys.

but to attract the sort of women i like -- sophisticated and athletic, the sort unattainable by the average message board slug -- it is imperative that one develop a taste for a higher class of alcoholic beverage.

of course, most of you simply squander your budgets on $60 videogames that you play alone and unviewed by women. you're missing out on a lot.

:lol :lol :lol :lol
Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: Vizzys on June 29, 2007, 11:08:58 PM
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j155/Veritas1212/StoneRuinationIPA.jpg)

ipa?
Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: futami on June 29, 2007, 11:41:35 PM
(http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j155/Veritas1212/StoneRuinationIPA.jpg)

ipa?

i love ipa.

good stuff.

they make arrogant bastard, right?

in fact, guess what i'm drinking right now.

 ;)
Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 30, 2007, 12:11:03 AM
IPA = Indian Pale Ale (it says so on the bottom of the labe)l

Basically an ale that has lots of hops in it.
Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: futami on June 30, 2007, 12:19:02 AM
IPA = Indian Pale Ale (it says so on the bottom of the labe)l

Basically an ale that has lots of hops in it.

i know what an ipa is.

i'm talking about the guys who crafted the beer posted.
Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: Fresh Prince on June 30, 2007, 12:25:41 AM
I wasn't referring to you the opther guys who didn't know what IPA is.
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Post by: xnikki118x on June 30, 2007, 04:30:07 AM
I'd never pay $70 for a glass of anything. That's asinine. I probably wouldn't like it anyway!
Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: futami on June 30, 2007, 01:23:07 PM
i don't like wine.
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Post by: Human Snorenado on June 30, 2007, 01:47:22 PM
23 beers is a good start to the afternoon.
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Post by: MrAngryFace on June 30, 2007, 02:01:49 PM
Good start to a massive beer gut am more like it :(
Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: futami on June 30, 2007, 02:42:42 PM
Good start to a massive beer gut am more like it :(

as much beer as i drink, you'd think i'd have a beer belly.

but i don't.

really, i don't.

i have an amazing physique, with a ripped six pack (pun intended, i guess haha).

Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: TVC15 on June 30, 2007, 02:47:09 PM
I think my favorite liquor ever was the Johnnie Walker Green Label.  It was so tasty that I almost do want to drop the 200 beans for a bottle of Blue.
Title: Re: My stomach is killing me..
Post by: Human Snorenado on June 30, 2007, 03:28:40 PM
Good start to a massive beer gut am more like it :(

This is true, but I no longer give a shit.  I keep having sex with women way out of my league due to my wit and ability to have fun with women.  Girls don't like mopey assholes.