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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on June 30, 2007, 12:37:25 AM

Title: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 30, 2007, 12:37:25 AM

I can't take any more celebrity deaths that I'm completely apathetic about!

Title: Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
Post by: TVC15 on June 30, 2007, 12:38:28 AM

Did Kevin Smith suffocate him by sitting on his face?

Title: Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 30, 2007, 12:39:08 AM

maf gave me a funny look when his death was announced on am radio during our commute and i said "good, maybe now future spielberg movies will lose a few points on rotten tomatoes"

Title: Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 30, 2007, 12:40:08 AM

He was arguably the worst film critic I've ever read or seen.

Title: Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 30, 2007, 12:40:57 AM

Kevin Smith probably gave him colon cancer when he raped him after the Clerks 2 premiere. :maf

Title: Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
Post by: TVC15 on June 30, 2007, 12:42:46 AM

Maybe St. Benoit decided to take another C-list celebrity with him on the way to heaven.

Title: Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
Post by: The Fake Shemp on June 30, 2007, 12:44:19 AM

BIBLES, THESAURUS FOUND NEXT TO SIEGEL'S FEET AS HIS COLON CANCER TAKES HIM OUT IN A CROSS CRIPPLER

Title: Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
Post by: enjoy bell woods on June 30, 2007, 01:17:44 AM

I feel kind of bad because he had a nine-year-old son.   :'(

Title: Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
Post by: MrAngryFace on June 30, 2007, 01:18:55 AM

Haha, I dunno if it was that remark or the verbalized fantasy about beating up the people in front of us.

Title: Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 30, 2007, 01:20:33 AM

did he force his kid to read his wide-eyed and delighted reviews of jerry bruckheimer movies -- surely the critical equivalent of the crossface choker -- before he himself skewered his own brain on a fatal embolism by reading pauline kael?

Title: Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
Post by: $till LegendaryU2K on June 30, 2007, 01:32:16 AM

Quote from: Willco on June 30, 2007, 12:37:25 AM

I can't take any more celebrity deaths that I'm completely apathetic about!

Oh wait, i forget celebrites are more important then normal people.  ::)

Title: Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
Post by: Van Cruncheon on June 30, 2007, 01:34:27 AM

hey u2k, do you ever slip a tentative pinky up your poo tunnel when jerking off?

Title: Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
Post by: $till LegendaryU2K on June 30, 2007, 01:36:35 AM

Quote from: Professor Prole on June 30, 2007, 01:34:27 AM

hey u2k, do you ever slip a tentative pinky up your poo tunnel when jerking off?

I havent wack off in about 6 years going on 7, i made a thread about it, over at ebworld. You might be able to find the link , i dont have it.
And no when i use to , um do that, hold up what is a tentative pinky?  :hyper :ninja

Title: Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
Post by: GilloD on June 30, 2007, 11:51:22 AM

Oh I missssssed this.

Title: Re: First Chris Benoit, now JOEL SIEGEL?
Post by: Eduardo24 on June 30, 2007, 12:27:44 PM

I wish game critis were as harsh as movie critics.  Game critics always want to appeal the fanboys.