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General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: Van Cruncheon on July 01, 2007, 05:34:41 PM

Title: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 01, 2007, 05:34:41 PM
:punch blacked her eye, respect my phd

come on, when harry discovers a snake in the chamber, everyone says it's a BAD THING

christian repressive imagery total, why must we fear the serpent in the mysterious chamber
Title: Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaph
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 01, 2007, 05:36:17 PM
RESPECT :punch

Pretty much all the Harry Potter books are sexual metaphors - especially the GOBLET OF FIRE.
Title: Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
Post by: Van Cruncheon on July 01, 2007, 05:36:53 PM
the goblet of fire clearly follows after the chamber of secrets is violated
Title: Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaph
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 01, 2007, 05:49:25 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
Post by: TVC15 on July 01, 2007, 05:51:02 PM
HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SQUELCHY
Title: Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 01, 2007, 05:52:16 PM
Why would you want to dive into that dusty old clap trap when you could go into something new or something recently refurbished?
Title: Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
Post by: Yeti on July 01, 2007, 06:07:53 PM
The Deathly Hallows sound even worse.  :(
Title: Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
Post by: FatalT on July 01, 2007, 06:08:52 PM
Quote from: Yeti on July 01, 2007, 06:07:53 PM
The Deathly Hallows sound even worse.  :(

Eh, I'd stick my snake in those deathly hallows.
Title: Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaph
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 01, 2007, 06:08:54 PM
That is almost as bad as the pick up line I coined last week:

Hey, baby - wanna see the Rise of the Silver Surfer?  ... and then we can go see the movie.
Title: Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
Post by: FatalT on July 01, 2007, 06:09:13 PM
Quote from: Willco on July 01, 2007, 06:08:54 PM
That is almost as bad as the pick up line I coined last week:

Hey, baby - wanna go see the Rise of the Silver Surfer?  ... and then we can go see the movie.

ZING! Nicely done good sir!
Title: Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 01, 2007, 06:10:06 PM
Reminds me of a post on the WOW forums of wow related pick up lines and I won with "How bout me and 39 of my friends raid your molten core?"
Title: Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaph
Post by: The Fake Shemp on July 01, 2007, 06:10:34 PM
That's not funny at all, though.
Title: Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
Post by: FatalT on July 01, 2007, 06:11:52 PM
Quote from: Willco on July 01, 2007, 06:10:34 PM
That's not funny at all, though.

I thought it was. I guess that's just because I play WoW occasionally.
Title: Re: my wife refuses to acknowledge that "the chamber of secrets" is a sex metaphor
Post by: MyNameIsMethodis on July 01, 2007, 06:14:44 PM
Nothing beats a WOW Girl Geek bukakke. Think cloudwalking but 1/4th as hot.