THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on July 01, 2007, 07:33:36 PM
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I saw the recent trailer yesterday. So the point of this film is that the CIA is going to kill him or attempt to kill him again? Because that worked so well the first two times. So we get to see another film of the CIA bumbling to kill Jason Bourne, while he TURNS THE TABLES ON THEM and ends in some kind of plot twist (the dude at the top is really a bad guy!) that results in nothing being resolved.
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Go fuck yourself.
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But he remembers this time...
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:rofl
Willco is just trying to retaliate for The Daaaawwwhhhhknesss trolling thats been happening in the Gaming forum
HATE BREEDS HATE
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Don't be bitter because they are making the same movie over and over!
You'd probably pay money to see The Bourne Preservation, where the CIA attempts to kill Bourne again, while he TURNS THE TABLES ON THEM and the dude at the top dies.
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What was the book about? That should be, y'know, what the movie adaptation is about.
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But the movies have very little to do with the books.
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If this Bourne movie is anything close to what I said in my original post and they start working on a sequel, at that point they should just create a Bourne script generator.
THIS TIME, A NEW CIA HEAD HONCHO REMEMBERS THAT BOURNE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH YET ANOTHER BOTCHED BLACK OPS MISSION AND MUST LURE HIM ON THE GRID TO KILL HIM. BUT JASON BOURNE HAS OTHER PLANS.
THE BOURNE DETERMINATION. COMING 2010.
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It's a goddamn trailer. I wasn't even paying attention to the plot points laid out.
CAR CHASES
FIGHTING
OMG
They might as well just make it a franchise like Bond lolz
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BOURNE REMEMBERS NOW
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LOLOLOLOL
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I sense a new meme
Variations of the Bourne movie names!
THE BOURNE PROCRASTINATION
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And I just remembered...I saw an ad on the subway yesterday for another Bourne book...what's up with that?
THE BOURNE INDOCTRINATION
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I don't mind if they whore the Bourne license out like Bond films, but at least the Bond flicks shook it up while retaining the qualities that people enjoyed.
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THE BOURNE DEFECATION
Watch as the Bourne films shit on Matt Damon's career!
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THE BOURNE MENSTRUATION
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If this Bourne movie is anything close to what I said in my original post and they start working on a sequel, at that point they should just create a Bourne script generator.
THIS TIME, A NEW CIA HEAD HONCHO REMEMBERS THAT BOURNE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH YET ANOTHER BOTCHED BLACK OPS MISSION AND MUST LURE HIM ON THE GRID TO KILL HIM. BUT JASON BOURNE HAS OTHER PLANS.
THE BOURNE DETERMINATION. COMING 2010.
Heres you: -
Heres the ground: =
Heres your joke: 0
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THE BOURNE DEFECATION
Watch as the Bourne films shit on Matt Damon's career!
Just as long as the Team America version of Matt Damon is the star, I'll give it a 10/10. "MAAAAT DAAAAMMMMOOOOON!"
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It's unfortunate we can't do something like THE STILL BOURNE
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there are more then 3 bourne books
MORE BOURNE
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Yes! Finally more film adaptations that have nothing to do with the books and are about how a new head honcho for the CIA wants to kill Jason Bourne! BUT THIS TIME IT WILL BE DIFFERENT BECAUSE JASON BOURNE WILL [ENTER PLOT TWIST HERE].
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there are more then 3 bourne books
MORE BOURNE
I can't wait for the 5th movie. In the book version, Bourne is taken over by a supernatural entity that allows him to do things he couldn't do as a normal human. He starts to go after the head operatives of the CIA because he's still angry that they killed his girl. Throughout the movie Bourne kills himself and goes to a form of hell, where he fights to come back to life. It's pretty awesome.
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I can't wait for The Bourne Supplantation. He doesn't just turn the tables on the CIA, he becomes the damn CIA.
The trailer for Ultimatum is awesome. I, like Cajole, didn't even pay attention to any possible plot points. Nor do I care to. Put the Bourne name on a movie, fill it with ACTION, and I'm there.
Will, we still have the horror movies, right? Right? :-\
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Will, we still have the horror movies, right? Right? :-\
Generic killer A uses signature trademark killing technique B. Killer A dies at the movie only to be magically alive again in the sequel.
Yup, looks like we've still got those!
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I can't wait for the 5th movie. In the book version, Bourne is taken over by a supernatural entity that allows him to do things he couldn't do as a normal human. He starts to go after the head operatives of the CIA because he's still angry that they killed his girl. Throughout the movie Bourne kills himself and goes to a form of hell, where he fights to come back to life. It's pretty awesome.
I can't wait for The Bourne Supplantation. He doesn't just turn the tables on the CIA, he becomes the damn CIA.
:lol :lol :lol
JASON BOURNE BECOMES THE CIA AND THEN HAS TO FIGHT HIMSELF BUT HOW HE CAN TURN THE TABLES ON HIMSELF?
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JASON BOURNE BECOMES THE CIA AND THEN HAS TO FIGHT HIMSELF BUT HOW HE CAN TURN THE TABLES ON HIMSELF?
The secret is that to beat himself he has to put away his weapons and just walk into himself. IT'S THAT EASY! ;)
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Dude, it took me like ten times to figure that out.
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Dude, it took me like ten times to figure that out.
Haha, yeah. I kept shooting and was getting mad at the black holes. Eventually I was just like, maybe I can slap him.
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Rather than have a childhood friend, Bourne instead loves her and has deep maddening sex, but prior to that they sit down to a nice viewing of To Kill A Mockingbird.
Achievement Unlocked, he thinks, as he slowly enters her chamber of secrets.
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Rather than have a childhood friend, Bourne instead loves her and has deep maddening sex, but prior to that they sit down to a nice viewing of To Kill A Mockingbird.
Achievement Unlocked, he thinks, as he slowly enters her chamber of secrets.
THE BOURNE PHOENIXDARK
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Rather than have a childhood friend, Bourne instead loves her and has deep maddening sex, but prior to that they sit down to a nice viewing of To Kill A Mockingbird.
Achievement Unlocked, he thinks, as he slowly enters her chamber of secrets.
THE BOURNE PHOENIXDARK
DAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKNESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
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The Darkness brings us closer together, even with its flaws. Whereas The Bourne Impregnation will tear our souls apart!
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Real Talk
First two Bourne movies were better than any SPIDER HYPHEN MAN movie, and the third will be as well.
Real Talk
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Real Talk
First two Bourne movies were better than any SPIDER HYPHEN MAN movie, and the third will be as well.
Real Talk
Agreed.
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Real Talk
First two Bourne movies were better than any SPIDER HYPHEN MAN movie, and the third will be as well.
Real Talk
Well, no shit.
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Real Talk
First two Bourne movies were better than any SPIDER HYPHEN MAN movie, and the third will be as well.
Real Talk
duh
The Bourne Antiquing: Bourne buys some old furniture and turns the tables on the CIA.
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Federwang with the shit taste confirmed.
"I LIKE SAM RAIMI, AND ALSO THE SECOND FANTASTIC FOUR MOVIE WAS IN SOME WAY ENJOYABLE, NOT AT ALL LIKE INFLICTING PAPER CUTS ON MY EYEBALLS!"
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When did I say I hated the first two? I like them, but why would I go see the same movie three times in a row!
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The Bourne Antiquing: Bourne buys some old furniture and turns the tables on the CIA.
Is this before or after THE BOURNE FIRESALE?
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The Bourne Ultra-Lounge: Jason Bourne becomes a house DJ and turns the tables on the ricky ricky RE-MIX
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Willco liking Spider-Man 3 forces me to find movie opinions elsewhere lol
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Er, I don't believe he ever said he liked Spider-Man 3. He just didn't hate it like I or others did.
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Giving it ANY credit is far too much
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Bah, it's not like you listened to my opinions before! :lol