THE BORE
General => The Superdeep Borehole => Topic started by: The Fake Shemp on September 18, 2006, 05:44:05 PM
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Okay, I did it and you can do it too! Add a little bit of hilarity to your day by inquiring in person or over the phone at your local EB/GameStop/GameCrazy for Nintendo Dogs. As an added twist, I also inquired about Training for Brains to hilarious result. Post your results here.
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IS THIS WHAT YOU FAGGITS DO FOR FUN?! ??? ::)
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The discussion always goes the same:
"I got a DS Lite but I can't find much to play on it"
"Oh? Well, there's all sorts of great stuff on it!"
"I don't like that Nintendo Dogs"
"It's ninten-DOGS"
"Whatever!"
the classic form is to specifically ASK for NINTENDO DOGS and when they say "It's NintenDOGS" in that wet, breathy fanboy voice they always have respond with "no, I want NINTENDO DOGS, it's different." Drives 'em fuckin' nuts, and you know they'll post on GAF about it the moment they get home.
What YOU get is a smug feeling of superiority that you, the discerning customer, successfully trolled a Nintendo fanboy store employee.
Besides this and "Training for Brains", there's also the MISPRONOUNCE SUIKODEN GAME, the SONY GAMECUBE (or NINTENDO PLAYSTATION) GAME; the POKEYMON/YUGIOH MIX-UP GAME (of which I have been the victim); and the old favorite of mine TRICK-THEM-INTO-RECOMMENDING-A-JAPANESE-RPG-THEN-CALL-THEM-A-LOSER GAME. It makes hanging around a bunch of smelly videogaming shut-ins (like me) all the more amusing!